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35 year old wizard here. I've accepted that no matter how

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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35 year old wizard here. I've accepted that no matter how hard i try and lower my standards to the ugliest whales of society, I will never get laid.

Also, I've recently gave up masturbation because it makes me feel even more pathetic.

>that's all
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Would you fuck a guy?
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How were you able to give up masturbation? I want to be able to do so too
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get a fucking hooker

if that's too much work you might as well remove your balls to take away your sexual urges
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>>704977080
Are you offering??
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have you thought about pedophilia op? that should be the easiest score for you
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Get a hooker, you dont even have to leave the house. Or as a 35 year old, Im sure you have money and some vacation time. Just go to Asia or wherever and get some sex. Go somewhere its available everywhere and "legal"
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I lost mine last month at 28, you are not missing much.
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>>704976958

Why not hire a prostitute?
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>>704977330
>Go somewhere its available everywhere

You mean like every small to big city? My hometown has about 40 000 residents and i know about two hookers.
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>>704977603
>you are not missing much

If you suck at it, sure.
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>>704977603
dont lie to him, its much fun
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>>704977640

Prostitutes are everywhere, even in small towns.
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>>704977861
Hahaha lie
Fucking a thai ladyboy now that's fun
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>>704976958
Backpage bro get a hooker
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>>704977944
faggot
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>>704977640
I mean where you can just walk down a street and pick a girl in the open where nobody even look at you twice for doing it
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>>704976958
Buy some pussy anon
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>>704977861

It's alright. Definitely not the best thing ever, and not even as great as a lot of people would push you to believe.
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>>704978063
Nothing gay about it
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>>704976958
Why do you think that way of yourself?
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>>704978138

technically, if you're a dude, it's gay, but there's nothing wrong with gay shit
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Lose weight, bathe, get a job...
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Fine, don't masturbate.

You'll just ruins your sheets with wet dreams.

I feel sorry for you mum having to wash your sheets.
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>>704976958
38 Here

I've pretty much given up as well.

I still fap, but that's it.

I don't want to hire a hooker or anything, because I want it to be more than a business transaction.

>If I'm going to spend money, I'd rather it be on a girl who'll at least appreciate it a little.
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>>704976958
How long ago have you stopped masturbating? its been a month and a coue of weeks for me.
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>>704976958
I just want to say thank you for posting.
All throughout school I was told I was ugly and a nerd, a loser with no life. Felt bad, man. So beta, right? I didn't lose my V card until I was 22 and then I'd fuck up to 8 times in a day.
Now I see posts from wizards like you and I can say I couldn't have been that much of a loser. Look at this guy! A virgin at 35!
That's gotta suck! Oh well!
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How do people not lose their virginity in high school or at least college. Like sex is too easy. If anything I've been at the point of too much sex and I wanted a real relationship.
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>>704977194
That's usually what happens they turn into pedos when they can't get a real woman.
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>>704978301
I am not op
But I have never had a wet dream can you explain the feeling of one
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>>704978119
You must really suck at sex... Or you are too conditioned to masturbation and you also suck at sex. Then again if you are a furfag, then a real woman and pussy wouldn't do much for you.
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>>704978343

A hooker will appreciate it more than most girls that you'd actually date. Plus, you don't have to worry about messy relationship shit. While having a "significant other" might be fun for a time, like pretty much everything, it loses its draw after a while.
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>>704976958
32 here

Same sinking ship...
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Ok seriously guys, is this serious? how the fuck can you be viring over 25 ? or even 20 i could say, getting laid is easy no matter how you look, i am pretty bad looking guy i am overweight and i still got a cute little teen get naked infront of me in the middle of a park, she even begged her to fuck me.. like what the heck guys, just go out get someone drunk and get laid, if a loser like me can do it i dont understand why someone couldnt
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>>704978343
Lots of hookers give full on GFE or girl friend experience
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>>704978505

Not even as a kid, while going through puberty? It's just a sex dream that ends up with you blowing a load and waking up.
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>>704978566
>like pretty much everything, it loses its draw after a while

That basically sums up why us Wizards don't care that much
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26, given up
virgin cuz i cannot hold a conversation with anybody. i never have anything to say. so i stopped trying to talk to people like 5 years ago
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>>704976958
Pic of you needed
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>>704977603

Yeah. Basically, men don't orgasm because of the what they're doing, but because of what they're thinking about.
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>>704978453
You were a loser faggot, by 22 I'd fucked everything from moms to blacks, fuck sake my dick stopped getting hard for ugly bitches at 20. I bet those "8 times a day" was the same whale too kek
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>>704978767

I guess I just don't understand the term "wizard." Is that a 30+ virgin, or just someone who doesn't give a fuck about romantic relationships anymore?
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>>704978486
Because we are fat/ugly/anti-social/who knows.
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>>704976958
how though... i got laid after being a dorky acne ridden homeschooled sheltered christian kid as soon as i turned 18?
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>>704978869

Pretty sure the manual action is what does it for me, but different things do it for different folks.
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>>704978505
Im op but ive had one or two.
They're very painful and unpleasant. Like shooting cactus needles soaked in hot sauch made from ghost peppers and lemon juice out of your dick. Since your dicks flaccid when you cum your dick could be twisted up or tou could be sleeping in a weird position and it makes it hurt even more than that.

Since you're not concious and in control over it you blast it out as hard as you can and it hurts.

Also theres a big hot fuckin mess everywhere and it ruins whatever you were wearing and sleeping in. Just a big hot stinkin mess. And it stains the mess with the smell of cum.
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>>704978343
I'll bring out your fucking Saint robes your fucking majesty
Because you clearly think you're better than us
I lost mine to a old whore because my girlfriend of 4 years wouldn't put out fuck it's amazing what love can do to you
I'm a better person I wasn't worry about it having sex
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>>704978643
HOW???
Small private christian school in a small town
Home school in HS, GED out after a year
Skip college and go directly to work in IT
Focus on career and poof...
Before you know it, your >30, running a high stress IT department, virgin and nothing to show for any of it
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>>704978923
30+ virgin as I understand the term.
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>>704979042
You have an std
Wet dreams feel a million times better than sex
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>>704977603
Didn't enjoy it?!
Get him to use lube next time.
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>>704979042
Im not*
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>>704977603
>>704977784
Naw, I know where he's coming from.

I only lost my virginity at 20. The build up and amount of advertising and social focus on it makes it seem like it's the greatest thing in the world. Sex sells man, and it's around every corner. They don't tell you how messy it is. And despite stories of going "all night long", an hour of actual sex is a really long time and you get tired. Even with taking turns. And after 3-4 sessions parts start to get sore.

In short, it's over-hyped.

Now, don't get me wrong. I like sex. Sex is great. It CAN be very fun, or very romantic, or if the girl knows what she's doing it can be body-shuddering waves of happy juice. At one point in my life my biggest problem was the frequency of how often me and the wife had sex. And all things considered that's a pretty small problem.

Plus, every guy's first time typically falls short of the AVERAGE of 4 minutes of thrusting.
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>>704978957

So you fuck other fat/ugly/anti-social/who knows. That's what college is all about.

Seriously, though, I'm nothing special, but I didn't have trouble getting laid in college. If I could do it, pretty much anyone can.
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>>704979042
>Since your dicks flaccid
wut?
first time i had a wet dream that made me cum, i actually woke up right as i came. but my dick was hard as diamonds. best feeling ever tho
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>>704979042

What the shit? It's not any different than jerking off, except you're asleep when you start ejaculating. If you are experiencing pain, you should see a fucking doctor.
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>>704978643
>am pretty bad looking guy i am overweight and i still got a cute little teen get naked infront of me in the middle of a park, she even begged her to fuck me

Sure you did.

How?
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>>704976958
32 years old wizard. I'll just go to a hooker before I turn 33.
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>>704978486
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>704977603
LMFAO LATE IMMATURE FAGGOT.

I was saying that same shit immediately after i lost it at 15. I was quickly corrected. Too bad you're such a loser you probably don't have anyone to correct you either
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>>704979222
That's the problem. Few want to admit they're bottom tier. Me? I just don't give a fuck.
I'll get around to it when I see the need to.
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>>704979117

Ah. Well, I still say they're not missing much. If I had it all to do over again, I would have focused more on myself, and less girls. Sex isn't bad, but it should be for entertainment, and shouldn't be as big of a deal as it is.
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>>704978923
I think it's more about the attitude.

I don't live my life focusing on who I want to fuck next, I do what I want, when I want.

Would I like to get laid, sure, but I'm at the point where it's honestly just not a thing to me.

I'd still like to find a girlfriend/wife, have kids, etc, but at this point, thinking about it just depresses me.

All my friends from High School went away for college and jobs, My friends from college were from out of town, and went home when they were done.

Now my friends from HS are moving back, because this is a decent place to have a family, but they're all married with kids, etc.

And at my age, the girls aren't all that appealing. Sure there are some, but not many.
The others are Damaged goods, Divorced, have some Nigger's Kid(s), etc.

Divorced I could deal with, but I want the kids to be mine.
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>>704979222
So you did it by going for the easiest chicks? Wont that get you a really bad rep around campus?
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>>704978893
Yeah I was. Just not as big of a loser as OP and that makes me happy.
You must've been pretty desperate to be fucking moms and especially niggers. Tell me, does Valtrex give you any side effects?
I've grown up, settled down, made a nice adult life for myself. It's fun to think back on all of those experiences I had in my university days, although not as crazy or as frequent as you claim yours to be, but I'm happy where I'm at now.
Most people grow up eventually. Like a shitty faded, stretched out tattoo, some things seem like a good idea and a badge of honour when you're young but just serve as a daily reminder of your dumb arse past when you get older. Fucking around too much and giving yourself a life long STI reminder is much the same.
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>>704978643
How old were you when you fucked the teen? How tall too?
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>>704979222
>That's what college is all about.
College was great.

But I'm 32 now. I'm no longer in a spawning pool of hormone addled girls fresh out of the clutches of their over-protective parents who want the dick.

All the women in my age bracket on tinder are looking to finally settle down or someone to look after their kid. Men can date down a little, and there's plenty of 24-29 year olds that might be interested in a hookup, but they aren't giving me the time of day.
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>>704976958
every girl is a whale compared to your soulmate and your true love and what you really love and care about in life OP u just have to find ur girl and make her yours and itll be really good OP
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>>704979449

That's the best way to approach it. I've been married twice, and honestly I'd rather just masturbate than deal with another bullshit relationship.
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>>704978923
Yeah dude, it's a 30+ virgin.
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>>704976958
I see... you went up a color eh?
You are now OP the grey
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>>704979746
I'm right with you on that.

I live near a college with about 5k students, and they barely even know I exist.

If they do, it's because I held a door for them or they're working somewhere.

>Thank you, Sir...
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>>704979625

I was never picky in college. Everyone looks the way you want when the lights are off.

Reputation in college isn't what it is in high school. In high school you have the teenage bullshit, and cliques and shit, but in college people have started to realize that the little shit doesn't matter, and even the hot chicks showed up to class looking like a hot mess and didn't give a fuck. No one cares who you're fucking (your friends may jab at you, but honestly, they don't fucking care either).
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>>704979625
bad rep is still better than not fucking anything
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>>704979391
" hey wanna meet up for a drink " vodka did the rest, sounds hard huh
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>>704979625
i got a bad rep in college but it just meant that average and below girls would buy me drinks at the bar because i'd probably fuck the shit outta them
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>>704979744
also in my teens, like 17 ? ( 22 now )
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>>704979746

Again, if you're just interested in getting laid, get a hooker. Wear protection, and you're good, man.
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>>704976958
why you dont try to fucking men?
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What about getting fit and showering every day?
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>>704980117
>and they barely even know I exist
Dude, if you try to tap college ass, you'll just get labeled as a dirty old man.

You know that one old guy at the bar? Don't be that guy.

>>704980354
Ah, the great social lubricator.

I guess that's why the creepy old dudes hang out in bars.
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>>704980117

So if you're interested in hooking up with them, hang out at the bars around the campus.
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I don't understand how you could end up not fucking anything before your 20. Chicks are literal whores these years, some even pay to lose their virginity.
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>>704980751

Haha, I look at alcohol as the great equalizer. We all have the same, low standards when we're drunk.
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>>704976958
Why not prostitute?
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>>704980722

Maybe he's just not fucking interested in men. Not everyone wants the dick.
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>>704980171
Alright well i'm in Sweden where everybody tries to pretend they're perfect and talk behind your back all the time. They're definitely obsessed with the small shit here because they have nothing else to do. Unfortunately it's the majority behavior so it's not like you can easily rebel against it without getting isolated
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>>704976958
You know you could pay someone to fuck you?
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>>704976958
>35 year old wizard here.

This is your problem. You're not a wizard, you douchebag, you're a douchebag.

Girls like alphas, not douchebags. You don't have to an alpha, just act like one.

Sometimes that's as simple is acting confident and being assertive.

And leave the wand at home, douchebag.
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>>704979064
Then asia should be no problem. Do it. Sex is for you aswell.
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>>704980751
>>704980812

I'm not looking for a college girl.

It was just an observation on my part
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>>704980978

So just do you, then. If you're interested in getting laid, and the opportunity arises, do it. Fuck what the rest of the cock gobblers think.
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>>704976958
Post a picture of yourself.
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>>704976958
lol, I am 34 and pretty much in the same boat. Porn star looking chicks are completely unatractive to me now and the thought of getting a whore really turns me off.

Stupid thing is I lived with a girl that really wanted to try and get me laid back in college and looking back I was super autistic not to notice. Just severe depression and social anxiety is the cause really, I am half decent looking and not fat.
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>>704977603
this. the best thing about sex is laying in bed afterwards, about the only time when that stupid urge is satisfied.
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>>704977112
yeah man just do this. nothing wrong with hookers. just be careful, use condom, go for one you actually find attractive, don't be cheap and end up with an aids infested crack addict. save up for a month or whatever and then treat yourself.
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I lost my v card by fucking a hooker when I was 20
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>>704981349

Save up for a month?! The fuck are you talking about? Good hookers are still only like $150-ish range. How the fuck much do you think they goddamn cost? Fuck
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>>704980354
>russia
let me guess, the cute little teen was in fact a bear
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>>704979400
You still are a faggot. Don't pop a vein you fuck try hard
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>>704981553
>Good hookers are still only like $150-ish range
Jesus fuck, are you a 12 year old or just like fucking street whores?
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>>704981349
Exactly.
Go to pro-hooker, be honest about situation, be well-groomed and well-mannered, get hq-hooker.

People who suck at sex go to hookers so they are used to shy sexually inexperienced guys and knows how to handle stuff like that.
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>>704981631

I'm talking escorts. Unless you're wanting them for more than an hour, and for fucks sake, who would want to be around a pro for that goddamn long?
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>>704981219
You don't understand. It's a whole nother level of retarded here. It's a population of social retards
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>>704977112
chemical castration is actually a pretty good idea. I think it's reversable.
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>>704981631
That might not be wrong someplace like Vegas or Amsterdam. Or maybe he just likes handjobs
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>>704981042
>Girls like alphas, not douchebags.
Most "alphas" ARE douchebags.

Everyone who refers to themselves as an alpha is a douchbag.

>You don't have to an alpha, just act like one.
>Sometimes that's as simple is acting confident and being assertive.
That part is true enough. You'll never know if you'll get to homeplate or strike out if you never get up to bat.
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The majority of you "wizards" have never even tried i'm willing to bet, just too nervous to actually attempt any sort of action with someone of the opposite sex out of a fear of muh rejection. What do you even have to lose at this point? Your dignity is far gone.
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>>704976958
I know a guy who is basically a hobo. Technically he's not because he's always shacking up with different women. I've known him about 7 years or so. He's like 55 (but looks closer to 70), can't hold down a job and pretty much stays drunk constantly. The reason I know him is because he comes around my uncle's machine shop, and we'll pay him to like sweep the place, or mow grass, or whatever. He's not interested in regular work though. He supposedly used to be an auto mechanic, so he could probably do what we do, or at least could have at one time. Not interested though. He just wants to make quick drinking money here and there.

Any the point is in all the time I've known him, he's always got a new woman. Hey they may not be 10s or even 3s, but he's probably not even a 1 himself. I mean he's always smelling like cheap alcohol, dirty, dressed like a slob, etc. The fact that there are literally more than one women in the world willing to fuck and support him financially should give you hope. If he can get women, I promise you that you can too. Don't give me none of that 'I got poor social skills either, because so does this guy. Just stop being afraid and being down on yourself, and go out there and find you one of these women.
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>>704979221
>Plus, every guy's first time typically falls short of the AVERAGE of 4 minutes of thrusting.

Bullshit! I was a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus!
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>>704981814

Nah, it's obvious that it's just a difference in the average cost. Where I'm at (Indiana, USA) it's in the $150-ish range for good looking girls. It CAN go way higher, but you don't get much added benefit.
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>>704981631
>d get me laid back in college and looking back I
....Do 12 year olds get a discount?
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>>704977112
KYS
fucking faggot

just rape a bitch
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>>704976958
All you have to do is play the statistics by talking to every single woman willing to tall to you and lie to them. Tell them your a general surgeon and do bowel surgery all day. Carry yourself with confidence. Boom pussy every weeks. Works for me.
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>>704982026
>I was a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus!
Long extinct?
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>>704982077

Yeah, because that's normal. Oooh, edgelord.
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>>704981940
>The majority of you "wizards" have never even tried i'm willing to bet, just too nervous to actually attempt any sort of action with someone of the opposite sex out of a fear of muh rejection.
nothing wrong with that.
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>>704982181
That is some depressing ass shit to do man
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Lost mine at 20, which wasn't too long ago actually. I have the problem opposite to male stereotype tho, in that it takes me forever to cum, if I do at all
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>>704982498

Hey, if his goal is to get laid, and that works for him, more power to him. Still, sex is way fucking overrated.
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>>704982498
I didn't feel depressed when I was jerking off on a chick's fat tits last week. If I had any intention of seeing them again I wouldn't lie.
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>>704982450
>>The majority of you "wizards" have never even tried i'm willing to bet, just too nervous to actually attempt any sort of action with someone of the opposite sex out of a fear of muh rejection.
>nothing wrong with that.
Unles they want sex and/or complain about not getting any.

Step up to the plate if you want to try and hit that. At worse you'll strike out.

>>704982181
>LIE
>>704982498
>That is some depressing ass shit to do man

That's because you're a good person and not a douchbag. At least you've got that going for you.
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>>704981940
99% of the time you *will* get rejected. I've seen a trend develop regarding my romantic life, namely that me wanting another person immediately makes it impossible for me to actually get them, because of nervousness and shit like that. Stupidly enough, I still try.
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>>704976958
>>704977080
gay sex doesn't count, you faggots

all fags are perma virgins. that's a fact
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>>704982883
Lolwut. Sexual intercourse by definition doesn't require a vagina bro
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>>704982812
>because of nervousness and shit like that.
Calm the fuck down.
Realize that it doesn't fucking matter if she says yes or no.
Act confident knowing that it doesn't matter.
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Why there's only one pic of those girls?
I've looked everywhere including motherless, is it possible there's only one pic?
For fuck sake.
I want more, i want things i know i might never see. Porn ruined my life.
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Okay betas,
I lost my v card at 20. Pretty nice chick, still regret that she fucked all my best friends while we kept fucking and going out together.
Think about her everyday. I don't feeel my 3 best friends as such anymore.
I've tried to fuck another pretty nice chick, but was too chicken to do it and missed the moment -> c
Friendzoned.

I want an SO, but just the thought of how much pf a degraded skanks they are repels me.

Its been two years now and don't know what to do.
I live in a closet in my parents and just graduated.

Halp.
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>>704976958
Congratulations on your ascension to the next level, wizard
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>>704978301
you aren't male, are you
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>>704983177
Can't be bothered.
I'll just wait for the literally-one-in-a-thousand chance that someone is actually interested in me and if she's decently attractive, I'll take the relationship and pretend all the love nonsense.
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>>704979221
>Plus, every guy's first time typically falls short of the AVERAGE of 4 minutes of thrusting.
I went for 2 hours my first time because I was so hyped. Dunno what you're on about amigo.
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>>704979061
fucking this. lost my v-card to a hooker when I was 18 years old and is a red pilling experience. I lost 6 months of life in a relationship with an entitled cunt who wouldn't have sex with me. now that I know I can just get my shekels, go to a nightclub and pickup any damn hooker I want I ain't getting shit from no bitch no more.
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>>704983502
Nigga, u da man.
Thats how I want to live my life, but I'm broke.
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This is just a horribly depressing thread...
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>>704981965
wow that's a depressing story
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>>704983463

Or you could spend the money that you'd be spending on dates and gifts and weddings and shit, and rent a bunch of goddamn hookers to blow your load all over.
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hire a hooker faggot
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>>704983264
>Halp.
Get job.
Move out.
Meet nice girls at some activity both of you enjoy.
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>>704983815
>Thats how I want to live my life, but I'm broke.
Get an education.
Get a job.
Get a career.
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>>704984671

For reals. Focus on getting your shit together. That's way more rewarding than dealing with bitches.
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>>704976958
Some advice

Get a good haircut, wear deodorant, brush and floss your teeth, wear clean clothes, work out so you will have a body girls will want, read books so you will have something intelligent to talk about, get out and do things - arty things, political things, church things - so you will meet and get used to being around a variety of women in a variety of situations, avoid bars, learn to find a clitoris in the dark
That's all I got. Other anons might want to add more
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>>704984217
I'd like to add that this (>>704983463) has actually happened, and it's how all my relationships (two) have formed. Both were with people I would have never ever imagined asking out or wanting something from, but they approached me. In the first I actually deluded myself into thinking I loved her and had a very shitty breakup initated by her cause she didn't want to have sex* which made me like a wreck, and not a fun relationship partner.
In the second one I said the words and all that shit, but never pretended to myself that I had any romantic feelings towards her. Had sex every week, was decent. Interaction with her was nothing I would ever actively seek out, but to her credit, also not awful. She was young, kinda naive, not the smartest but very relaxed and loved me. After I don't know, 6 months of decent relationship, she called me one evening and explained to me she had been making out with some other dude for every weekend the last month. I had to legitimately try to give a fuck, to sound angry or concerned about this (the show must go on), but I really didn't care. She suggested we take a break in the relationship, I agreed (whatever), and didn't feel bad at all about it. A month later I wrote her asking if she still wants anything, and she said no, and I still couldn't bring myself to care (apart from missing the weekly sex). Was great.

* I would sleep like 3 hours in the nights I was with her, the rest I would lie next to her with a boner.
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Wizards apprentice- (23) here.
According to my roomate, There's girl that definitely wants to bang me (we got drunk together once by some miracle my social retardation must have dissapeared) but I 100% don't know what to say, should I just get wasted and show up at her door?
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>>704985129
I haven't tried it, but I would also suggest going to nude beaches to get accustomed to the female body and females in general. Like, go there daily for a month, and do things like sports or other social stuff. Yeah, the first few times, you might walk around with a boner, but I'm sure that wears off. Interaction with women (dressed or nude) will get more natural/relaxed.
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>>704985508
No nigga, ask her out.
Talk about stuff - chicks usually have dump shit to say.
Nod understandinly. Say I understand.
Get her another drink.
At some point get closer and try to kiss her.
Tell her lets go home.
Get taxi.
Kiss more.
Knvite her inside.
Offer coffee, tea or other beverage.
Kisss more.
She would start getting horny.
Bang bang.
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>>704980749
I hope more people listen to this advice.

Also while you train to get fit, if you go to a gym or fitness centre, you get to meet new people and can socialize slowly and obtain a new network.... with girls included.
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being a fat neckbeard is not an excuse, I'm overweight and still land 8/10's. put yourself out there op
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>>704979222
>If I could do it, pretty much anyone can.
I don't think you realize how much more shit at life people can be.
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>>704985767
Oh fuck that I'm not a try hard
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>>704978643
>things that never happened
>seriously
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>>704976958
OP, if you're thinking of suicide, DON'T kill yourself. I'm female and I have a message for you:

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1474560075304.webm

Hope you like it.
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>>704985366

Yeah, one of my ex-wives was a situation like that. It was to my own discredit that I let it get that far, but it was "comfortable" to have someone around. After I realized that I didn't need to have someone else around to feel fulfilled, I stopped giving a fuck about relationships. Masturbation is pretty close to the amount of fun that I get from sex, and honestly, I don't have to worry about doing all the other shit that comes with relationships (watching movies/tv shit I don't like, hanging out with her shitty friends, trying to give a fuck about the lady at work who implied she was a bitch, etc.). Once you are worth something to yourself, you don't really need another person like that.
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>>704986157
so you're just hoping for pussy to fall out of the sky?
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>>704978343
for all the virgin wizards in here. what do you look like. height weight shit like that
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>>704985843

I don't buy this; everyone has something to contribute.
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ITT: newfags discover the term "wizard" which will now fly through b for a couple days just like that gay memberberry shit
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>>704986730
Member when 4chan was a place where newfags were not existent.
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>>704986479
Pretty curious about this too.

Although a lot of it comes down to opportunity. Single women almost never go to bars. Biggest problem I have between girlfriends is just finding women in a circumstance where I can chat them up. Nobody I know throws parties anymore.

I really should have locked down a girlfriend I had a while back. It's harder than I realized to get the ball rolling again. (The two I've had since have both been crazy. Like on-pills crazy. That gets old quick.)
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>>704986157
If she is legitimately interested and you wouldn't mind having sex with her (but aren't really interested in a real sense), I suggest to ask her out to go out together and do something fun or interesting. Something that doesn't depend on decent social interaction between you and her to be engaging. So NOT a dinner or party. For lack of a less dorky idea, Minigolf, bowling, or any active casual sport you can do between two people. I do not suggest a cinema, cause you can't talk very well during that.
If she does actually want something, she should send the signals during that thing. You should pay attention to notice them, so you can send clear signals back, even non-verbally, to make it clear to her that you would be on-board for more. If both have solid confidence that the other half is willing, I'm sure things will go their way.

>>704986346
>>704985366 is still me
Nah, I still want to feel warmth/a female body and have a save haven person. Somebody I can do pic related with. I look at certain threads on /s/ and I almost shiver sometimes.
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>>704986479
6'2
215 pounds
not super attractive, just average


really depressed that my friends are hooking up with fat manly women and shitting out kids left and right while i am just sitting here masturbating.
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>>704987479
Pepperidge farm does.
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>>704978343
OR ...find an AMP. More of a thrill than a straight-up hooker. Bonus: you might actually get a decent massage.
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>>704986157
Well, it would cost you as much as a pretty decent escort... If not a very nice one. And you also have the chance to fuck everything up and get no return on your investment.
Escorts are a safer bet, but if you want the thrill of fucking a dumb cunt that will have to go to her dead end job the day after -> go for it.

The repulsive thing about escorts is the thought of the sweaty fat dude that was laying on her fit sexy body before you.

Enjoy.
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>>704976958
An Hero before it gets any worse.
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>>704976958
There's literally nothing wrong with getting a hooker dude. Come to Nevada and go to the bunny ranch, quality you can trust, disease free and top notch customer service. Marilyn Manson approves.
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>>704976958
now take the final step and stop being a pathetic idiot who wants sex or relationships and do something actually good with your life
start a stamp collection or something like that
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>>704987704
Well there ya go. That's why I'm single now -- not willing to settle but I think the overwhelming majority of people are.

Previous girlfriend: bipolar, on meds but having to adjust them, had a kid, just too many fucked up issues. Gave it a shot, said nope.

Before that: Chinese girlfriend. Took 3 months to get her in the sack and then she mostly laid there like a dead fish. Also bipolar, not on meds or took them irregularly. Finally give up on her.

Before that: sweet Brazilian babe. She was awesome actually I was just too chickenshit to commit and she moved on. Sex drive like no other. I kinda fucked up on this one.

Now I get hookups from milfs, pretty much. Single moms every-fucking-where. If I get chatted up in a bar, 95% chance is a single mom. Still get a one night stand out of it once in a while but none make me think I'd be getting a winner.

I could settle. Could be married. Could have kids (maybe even my own!), but just doesn't seem worth it.

Problem is it's getting harder to even find the hookups, much less something more lasting.
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I've noticed that if I drink a whiskey or two I become a different person.

Pre whiskey: boring average looking guy, socially awkward and an introvert..
Past 1-2 Whiskeys: i become the life of the party, everyone laughs at my jokes and girls want to drain my nuts.

I've banged a few times so far, but too afraid of becoming an alcoholic.

>what do.
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>>704986479
Well, I'm about 6'3, 350lbs
I keep myself well groomed, not balding >Thank God

I'm told I'm personable, pleasant, sociable.
I don't live in a basement and play WoW, or whatever, all day and night and never shower.

I do have anxiety, especially in social situations where they're one on one.
I can handle smalltalk like nobody's business, like in an elevator or something, but getting beyond that gets me anxious.
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>>704989742
it's an illusion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0mFLoL3NeI
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Dont lower your standard, get a medium /high lvl prostitute
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>>704989042
>Now I get hookups from milfs, pretty much. Single moms every-fucking-where. If I get chatted up in a bar, 95% chance is a single mom.
I have something similar, in the sense that if I have good interaction with a woman I met in my studies or through my hobby or something, when I feel like she's a lovable person and I wouldn't mind ending up with her, many of these women then turn out to be believing christians, like the kind that organises stuff with kids but also unironically prays to god and so on. As if my preferences in character traits overlay with the character traits common in active devout christians. So weird.
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>>704976958
why not just make fucking mandatory.
Like, you have to fill a weekly quota, or get sent to community service or pay fines.
You'd make a killing in taxes. And you'd get everyone a shred of self esteem to keep them going.
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>>704990326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmgcylAxjfY
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>>704989970
I don't know nigga. Pre whiskey me haven't managed to get me dick wet so far and I've been trying for years....
1-2 whiskey me does it almost every time -> except the times I get too drunk and miss the signals and say something stupid which is considered as a pass..
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>>704976958
I agree with /b/. Time to get a hooker. My experience was that once i broke the seal (at age 21), i was much more confident and was able to attract women much more easily. I just fucked a fat chick, but i dont see why it wouldnt work with a hooker.

Also, i sure i know that grill on the right of OPs pic. Pretty sure thats philadelphia, which is consistent with the grill I know. So smoking hot but she lost a bit of appeal the last few years
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>>704989042
..about mature women

You meet most single women with no children in work places or hobbies. They will only go to a bar, if their boyfriend or other relations invite them there so they will always have a partner when they're there, wether the partner is a female, just a friend, family member, collegue etc.

Single moms who get 1-2 nights out of a month free time to dress themselves up and get some sex go to a bar.
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