Get a hooker, you dont even have to leave the house. Or as a 35 year old, Im sure you have money and some vacation time. Just go to Asia or wherever and get some sex. Go somewhere its available everywhere and "legal"
>>704976958 I just want to say thank you for posting. All throughout school I was told I was ugly and a nerd, a loser with no life. Felt bad, man. So beta, right? I didn't lose my V card until I was 22 and then I'd fuck up to 8 times in a day. Now I see posts from wizards like you and I can say I couldn't have been that much of a loser. Look at this guy! A virgin at 35! That's gotta suck! Oh well!
A hooker will appreciate it more than most girls that you'd actually date. Plus, you don't have to worry about messy relationship shit. While having a "significant other" might be fun for a time, like pretty much everything, it loses its draw after a while.
Ok seriously guys, is this serious? how the fuck can you be viring over 25 ? or even 20 i could say, getting laid is easy no matter how you look, i am pretty bad looking guy i am overweight and i still got a cute little teen get naked infront of me in the middle of a park, she even begged her to fuck me.. like what the heck guys, just go out get someone drunk and get laid, if a loser like me can do it i dont understand why someone couldnt
>>704978453 You were a loser faggot, by 22 I'd fucked everything from moms to blacks, fuck sake my dick stopped getting hard for ugly bitches at 20. I bet those "8 times a day" was the same whale too kek
>>704978505 Im op but ive had one or two. They're very painful and unpleasant. Like shooting cactus needles soaked in hot sauch made from ghost peppers and lemon juice out of your dick. Since your dicks flaccid when you cum your dick could be twisted up or tou could be sleeping in a weird position and it makes it hurt even more than that.
Since you're not concious and in control over it you blast it out as hard as you can and it hurts.
Also theres a big hot fuckin mess everywhere and it ruins whatever you were wearing and sleeping in. Just a big hot stinkin mess. And it stains the mess with the smell of cum.
>>704978343 I'll bring out your fucking Saint robes your fucking majesty Because you clearly think you're better than us I lost mine to a old whore because my girlfriend of 4 years wouldn't put out fuck it's amazing what love can do to you I'm a better person I wasn't worry about it having sex
>>704978643 HOW??? Small private christian school in a small town Home school in HS, GED out after a year Skip college and go directly to work in IT Focus on career and poof... Before you know it, your >30, running a high stress IT department, virgin and nothing to show for any of it
I only lost my virginity at 20. The build up and amount of advertising and social focus on it makes it seem like it's the greatest thing in the world. Sex sells man, and it's around every corner. They don't tell you how messy it is. And despite stories of going "all night long", an hour of actual sex is a really long time and you get tired. Even with taking turns. And after 3-4 sessions parts start to get sore.
In short, it's over-hyped.
Now, don't get me wrong. I like sex. Sex is great. It CAN be very fun, or very romantic, or if the girl knows what she's doing it can be body-shuddering waves of happy juice. At one point in my life my biggest problem was the frequency of how often me and the wife had sex. And all things considered that's a pretty small problem.
Plus, every guy's first time typically falls short of the AVERAGE of 4 minutes of thrusting.
Ah. Well, I still say they're not missing much. If I had it all to do over again, I would have focused more on myself, and less girls. Sex isn't bad, but it should be for entertainment, and shouldn't be as big of a deal as it is.
>>704978893 Yeah I was. Just not as big of a loser as OP and that makes me happy. You must've been pretty desperate to be fucking moms and especially niggers. Tell me, does Valtrex give you any side effects? I've grown up, settled down, made a nice adult life for myself. It's fun to think back on all of those experiences I had in my university days, although not as crazy or as frequent as you claim yours to be, but I'm happy where I'm at now. Most people grow up eventually. Like a shitty faded, stretched out tattoo, some things seem like a good idea and a badge of honour when you're young but just serve as a daily reminder of your dumb arse past when you get older. Fucking around too much and giving yourself a life long STI reminder is much the same.
>>704979222 >That's what college is all about. College was great.
But I'm 32 now. I'm no longer in a spawning pool of hormone addled girls fresh out of the clutches of their over-protective parents who want the dick.
All the women in my age bracket on tinder are looking to finally settle down or someone to look after their kid. Men can date down a little, and there's plenty of 24-29 year olds that might be interested in a hookup, but they aren't giving me the time of day.
>>704976958 every girl is a whale compared to your soulmate and your true love and what you really love and care about in life OP u just have to find ur girl and make her yours and itll be really good OP
I was never picky in college. Everyone looks the way you want when the lights are off.
Reputation in college isn't what it is in high school. In high school you have the teenage bullshit, and cliques and shit, but in college people have started to realize that the little shit doesn't matter, and even the hot chicks showed up to class looking like a hot mess and didn't give a fuck. No one cares who you're fucking (your friends may jab at you, but honestly, they don't fucking care either).
>>704980171 Alright well i'm in Sweden where everybody tries to pretend they're perfect and talk behind your back all the time. They're definitely obsessed with the small shit here because they have nothing else to do. Unfortunately it's the majority behavior so it's not like you can easily rebel against it without getting isolated
>>704976958 lol, I am 34 and pretty much in the same boat. Porn star looking chicks are completely unatractive to me now and the thought of getting a whore really turns me off.
Stupid thing is I lived with a girl that really wanted to try and get me laid back in college and looking back I was super autistic not to notice. Just severe depression and social anxiety is the cause really, I am half decent looking and not fat.
>>704977112 yeah man just do this. nothing wrong with hookers. just be careful, use condom, go for one you actually find attractive, don't be cheap and end up with an aids infested crack addict. save up for a month or whatever and then treat yourself.
>>704981042 >Girls like alphas, not douchebags. Most "alphas" ARE douchebags.
Everyone who refers to themselves as an alpha is a douchbag.
>You don't have to an alpha, just act like one. >Sometimes that's as simple is acting confident and being assertive. That part is true enough. You'll never know if you'll get to homeplate or strike out if you never get up to bat.
The majority of you "wizards" have never even tried i'm willing to bet, just too nervous to actually attempt any sort of action with someone of the opposite sex out of a fear of muh rejection. What do you even have to lose at this point? Your dignity is far gone.
>>704976958 I know a guy who is basically a hobo. Technically he's not because he's always shacking up with different women. I've known him about 7 years or so. He's like 55 (but looks closer to 70), can't hold down a job and pretty much stays drunk constantly. The reason I know him is because he comes around my uncle's machine shop, and we'll pay him to like sweep the place, or mow grass, or whatever. He's not interested in regular work though. He supposedly used to be an auto mechanic, so he could probably do what we do, or at least could have at one time. Not interested though. He just wants to make quick drinking money here and there.
Any the point is in all the time I've known him, he's always got a new woman. Hey they may not be 10s or even 3s, but he's probably not even a 1 himself. I mean he's always smelling like cheap alcohol, dirty, dressed like a slob, etc. The fact that there are literally more than one women in the world willing to fuck and support him financially should give you hope. If he can get women, I promise you that you can too. Don't give me none of that 'I got poor social skills either, because so does this guy. Just stop being afraid and being down on yourself, and go out there and find you one of these women.
Nah, it's obvious that it's just a difference in the average cost. Where I'm at (Indiana, USA) it's in the $150-ish range for good looking girls. It CAN go way higher, but you don't get much added benefit.
>>704976958 All you have to do is play the statistics by talking to every single woman willing to tall to you and lie to them. Tell them your a general surgeon and do bowel surgery all day. Carry yourself with confidence. Boom pussy every weeks. Works for me.
>>704981940 >The majority of you "wizards" have never even tried i'm willing to bet, just too nervous to actually attempt any sort of action with someone of the opposite sex out of a fear of muh rejection. nothing wrong with that.
>>704982450 >>The majority of you "wizards" have never even tried i'm willing to bet, just too nervous to actually attempt any sort of action with someone of the opposite sex out of a fear of muh rejection. >nothing wrong with that. Unles they want sex and/or complain about not getting any.
Step up to the plate if you want to try and hit that. At worse you'll strike out.
>>704981940 99% of the time you *will* get rejected. I've seen a trend develop regarding my romantic life, namely that me wanting another person immediately makes it impossible for me to actually get them, because of nervousness and shit like that. Stupidly enough, I still try.
Why there's only one pic of those girls? I've looked everywhere including motherless, is it possible there's only one pic? For fuck sake. I want more, i want things i know i might never see. Porn ruined my life.
Okay betas, I lost my v card at 20. Pretty nice chick, still regret that she fucked all my best friends while we kept fucking and going out together. Think about her everyday. I don't feeel my 3 best friends as such anymore. I've tried to fuck another pretty nice chick, but was too chicken to do it and missed the moment -> c Friendzoned.
I want an SO, but just the thought of how much pf a degraded skanks they are repels me.
Its been two years now and don't know what to do. I live in a closet in my parents and just graduated.
>>704983177 Can't be bothered. I'll just wait for the literally-one-in-a-thousand chance that someone is actually interested in me and if she's decently attractive, I'll take the relationship and pretend all the love nonsense.
>>704979061 fucking this. lost my v-card to a hooker when I was 18 years old and is a red pilling experience. I lost 6 months of life in a relationship with an entitled cunt who wouldn't have sex with me. now that I know I can just get my shekels, go to a nightclub and pickup any damn hooker I want I ain't getting shit from no bitch no more.
Get a good haircut, wear deodorant, brush and floss your teeth, wear clean clothes, work out so you will have a body girls will want, read books so you will have something intelligent to talk about, get out and do things - arty things, political things, church things - so you will meet and get used to being around a variety of women in a variety of situations, avoid bars, learn to find a clitoris in the dark That's all I got. Other anons might want to add more
>>704984217 I'd like to add that this (>>704983463) has actually happened, and it's how all my relationships (two) have formed. Both were with people I would have never ever imagined asking out or wanting something from, but they approached me. In the first I actually deluded myself into thinking I loved her and had a very shitty breakup initated by her cause she didn't want to have sex* which made me like a wreck, and not a fun relationship partner. In the second one I said the words and all that shit, but never pretended to myself that I had any romantic feelings towards her. Had sex every week, was decent. Interaction with her was nothing I would ever actively seek out, but to her credit, also not awful. She was young, kinda naive, not the smartest but very relaxed and loved me. After I don't know, 6 months of decent relationship, she called me one evening and explained to me she had been making out with some other dude for every weekend the last month. I had to legitimately try to give a fuck, to sound angry or concerned about this (the show must go on), but I really didn't care. She suggested we take a break in the relationship, I agreed (whatever), and didn't feel bad at all about it. A month later I wrote her asking if she still wants anything, and she said no, and I still couldn't bring myself to care (apart from missing the weekly sex). Was great.
* I would sleep like 3 hours in the nights I was with her, the rest I would lie next to her with a boner.
Wizards apprentice- (23) here. According to my roomate, There's girl that definitely wants to bang me (we got drunk together once by some miracle my social retardation must have dissapeared) but I 100% don't know what to say, should I just get wasted and show up at her door?
>>704985129 I haven't tried it, but I would also suggest going to nude beaches to get accustomed to the female body and females in general. Like, go there daily for a month, and do things like sports or other social stuff. Yeah, the first few times, you might walk around with a boner, but I'm sure that wears off. Interaction with women (dressed or nude) will get more natural/relaxed.
>>704985508 No nigga, ask her out. Talk about stuff - chicks usually have dump shit to say. Nod understandinly. Say I understand. Get her another drink. At some point get closer and try to kiss her. Tell her lets go home. Get taxi. Kiss more. Knvite her inside. Offer coffee, tea or other beverage. Kisss more. She would start getting horny. Bang bang.
Yeah, one of my ex-wives was a situation like that. It was to my own discredit that I let it get that far, but it was "comfortable" to have someone around. After I realized that I didn't need to have someone else around to feel fulfilled, I stopped giving a fuck about relationships. Masturbation is pretty close to the amount of fun that I get from sex, and honestly, I don't have to worry about doing all the other shit that comes with relationships (watching movies/tv shit I don't like, hanging out with her shitty friends, trying to give a fuck about the lady at work who implied she was a bitch, etc.). Once you are worth something to yourself, you don't really need another person like that.
Although a lot of it comes down to opportunity. Single women almost never go to bars. Biggest problem I have between girlfriends is just finding women in a circumstance where I can chat them up. Nobody I know throws parties anymore.
I really should have locked down a girlfriend I had a while back. It's harder than I realized to get the ball rolling again. (The two I've had since have both been crazy. Like on-pills crazy. That gets old quick.)
>>704986157 If she is legitimately interested and you wouldn't mind having sex with her (but aren't really interested in a real sense), I suggest to ask her out to go out together and do something fun or interesting. Something that doesn't depend on decent social interaction between you and her to be engaging. So NOT a dinner or party. For lack of a less dorky idea, Minigolf, bowling, or any active casual sport you can do between two people. I do not suggest a cinema, cause you can't talk very well during that. If she does actually want something, she should send the signals during that thing. You should pay attention to notice them, so you can send clear signals back, even non-verbally, to make it clear to her that you would be on-board for more. If both have solid confidence that the other half is willing, I'm sure things will go their way.
>>704986346 >>704985366 is still me Nah, I still want to feel warmth/a female body and have a save haven person. Somebody I can do pic related with. I look at certain threads on /s/ and I almost shiver sometimes.
>>704986157 Well, it would cost you as much as a pretty decent escort... If not a very nice one. And you also have the chance to fuck everything up and get no return on your investment. Escorts are a safer bet, but if you want the thrill of fucking a dumb cunt that will have to go to her dead end job the day after -> go for it.
The repulsive thing about escorts is the thought of the sweaty fat dude that was laying on her fit sexy body before you.
>>704976958 There's literally nothing wrong with getting a hooker dude. Come to Nevada and go to the bunny ranch, quality you can trust, disease free and top notch customer service. Marilyn Manson approves.
>>704987704 Well there ya go. That's why I'm single now -- not willing to settle but I think the overwhelming majority of people are.
Previous girlfriend: bipolar, on meds but having to adjust them, had a kid, just too many fucked up issues. Gave it a shot, said nope.
Before that: Chinese girlfriend. Took 3 months to get her in the sack and then she mostly laid there like a dead fish. Also bipolar, not on meds or took them irregularly. Finally give up on her.
Before that: sweet Brazilian babe. She was awesome actually I was just too chickenshit to commit and she moved on. Sex drive like no other. I kinda fucked up on this one.
Now I get hookups from milfs, pretty much. Single moms every-fucking-where. If I get chatted up in a bar, 95% chance is a single mom. Still get a one night stand out of it once in a while but none make me think I'd be getting a winner.
I could settle. Could be married. Could have kids (maybe even my own!), but just doesn't seem worth it.
Problem is it's getting harder to even find the hookups, much less something more lasting.
>>704989042 >Now I get hookups from milfs, pretty much. Single moms every-fucking-where. If I get chatted up in a bar, 95% chance is a single mom. I have something similar, in the sense that if I have good interaction with a woman I met in my studies or through my hobby or something, when I feel like she's a lovable person and I wouldn't mind ending up with her, many of these women then turn out to be believing christians, like the kind that organises stuff with kids but also unironically prays to god and so on. As if my preferences in character traits overlay with the character traits common in active devout christians. So weird.
>>704976958 why not just make fucking mandatory. Like, you have to fill a weekly quota, or get sent to community service or pay fines. You'd make a killing in taxes. And you'd get everyone a shred of self esteem to keep them going.
>>704989970 I don't know nigga. Pre whiskey me haven't managed to get me dick wet so far and I've been trying for years.... 1-2 whiskey me does it almost every time -> except the times I get too drunk and miss the signals and say something stupid which is considered as a pass..
>>704976958 I agree with /b/. Time to get a hooker. My experience was that once i broke the seal (at age 21), i was much more confident and was able to attract women much more easily. I just fucked a fat chick, but i dont see why it wouldnt work with a hooker.
Also, i sure i know that grill on the right of OPs pic. Pretty sure thats philadelphia, which is consistent with the grill I know. So smoking hot but she lost a bit of appeal the last few years
You meet most single women with no children in work places or hobbies. They will only go to a bar, if their boyfriend or other relations invite them there so they will always have a partner when they're there, wether the partner is a female, just a friend, family member, collegue etc.
Single moms who get 1-2 nights out of a month free time to dress themselves up and get some sex go to a bar.
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