Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Still can't fucking sleep.
End my life fam.
Claiming best girl
Bought it last night and played for few hours. It's quite fun. Very similar to that old bloodline champions, just a lot simpler. Will probably die out after a few months-a year.
8/1 with Cait. My support was amazing though, and my team was a group of high rankers. And the enemy jungler I believe was Challenger.
>I died when he ganked first
>second time we overextended my Soraka healslutted
>Soraka OP as dicks
What rank are you, or are you playing unraked?
Good night Kyouko, and Kyouko clone. I'm jealous.
Yes, but I also don't/can't take it regularly.
Unranked. I choose to stay in b4 because I dont feel like climbing.
Doesn't matter. That's like saying "I take pain medication to get high, but not everyday." You are using drugs for ulterior effects. Well, I don't judge honestly. Just be careful.
Someone pick a number between 1 and 4.
No decimals allowed
I appreciate your concern and honesty. I really do. My abuse problem is alcohol.
Just drink if you're gonna!
You said a number, that implies any REAL number.
Next time ask for an integer. 3
I'm sure everyone and their grandmother has told you, do not mix sleep aids with alcohol.
It's better than being hot. All you need when it's cold is an excess of blankets.
Wait, then why are you going?
Rebellion bay it is.
I like to mix it up and if I choose its not a surprise
Next time I will then.
I didnt post the nightcap game. That will happen later.
My dog is being an asshole too
He's down by my feet under my blanket instead of next to my side to keep me warm
Dude a foot warming dog sounds like a good dog
Goodie. Will save on confusion.
Good. That shit can literally kill you.
Cant let it die. Considering buying RE4 for PC. Already have it on Wii but I cant really set it up.
Man, the RE series were fun, but fuck there convoluted horse shit story.
It's zombies! It's a crazy cult! It's a virus! It's cordyceps like plant that infects humans that we control! It's... fucking stupid. Really fun play style and sooper spoopy. But... Just. My immersion.
Ok, time to try and sleep again.
Ill be awaiting it.
Do what I do when my cat was being a cunt. Drag them up to your side by force!
The only way I can get my dog to cuddle with me is if he's on his side and that's a pain in the ass to do some times
RE4 changed the formula for action games though. And at least its seperated from Umbrella. Anything after 4 is trash. It works better as a solo game, true. But they wanted to sell copies.
I know. You want to mirder me with that 7 again
>but what if I changed the order
I do this to my cats. They have learned to accept my love and go limp.
BY FORCE, KITTEN! SHOW YOUR DOGE THAT THE CAT RULES THAT BED!
THOSE DUBS PROVE THAT 7 IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER!
My cat was a prick and would only accept it if it meant that 10 minutes down the line, I couldn't move.
I'm probably gonna go take some more nyquil and try to sleep again
Sooo, night senpai, have a good day
Night Kitten, sleep well, get warm, and get that doge.
Keep your asses on this board, /b/igots.
We cant move to any other board. They wont accept us.
Gnights ambien is ambiening. What a nice picture.
I should have bought you seomthing here and sent it to you in SoCal.
Is the thread dead? I changed themes to black. Did that kill the thread?
Tommy Lee Jones is leering at me over a newspaper. Am I in a Boss Coffee ad?
It's fine, sleep well Booki!
>spent the evening spanking bloodshade faggots after an aced midterm
You look like my gf from college Makoto. That's silly. Sorry,tuff to see because I'm typing downhill.
Hey there Nononon!
But you've never actually seen me!
Uwah! I lost my smug composure.
Everything is great, got an A- on a midterm (as I mentioned). How about you?
Of course she is, but klk is full of great girls too.
>takes off the Nonon's shirt and bra
>grabs onto your waist and shoves mt face in your boobs
Nice, nice. Remember you were stressing on that, glad it turned out well.
I'm at work like always. Just took care of an ant problem that no one ever notices but me and the guy that has the shift before me. Also did some stupid street racing run to work because I could. Was quite a blast, video should finally be uploaded in the next hour or so.
>Been uploading it for the last 4 and a half hours straight
Nui, why I! Is this even the real Nui?! So bold!
I can't be smug right now though!
Oops meant for
What the hell is wrong with me today? I can't be smug with such an aggressive Nui
>4 hours to upload
What the hell? I assume the place is dark and dank?
You need to be smug to counter the fug
Kyoukobot gone to sleep
Work internet. It's about 80% now, and I started uploading pretty much right when I clocked in.
All in all, I've just been catching up on Kuromukuro in the mean time.
I can't get into a classroom for another like half hour :|
I-I'll try.... No promises!
Whoa, that's sounds like a painfully show service. How do you even load a page?
You couldn't find it, I upscaled it for you.
The download speed isn't too terrible. I managed to download the last 3 episodes of Kuromukuro while watching a single episode. The upload speed, however, is the speed of something you'd expect from DSL in the 90s.
If you're gunna do upscaling, go big or go home.
He's on mobile, I didn't want to make it too big.
Don't mention it.
Is that so~?
I claim Rem in the name of Allah, The Most Beneficent, The Most Merciful.
Whew. I thought you were being impersonated by Chen. You don't have unlimited mobile data?
Get upscaled nigga
Why was this replied to me?
In a bit
I do not. Which is why I leech off the work internet while I'm here, unless it's honest to god just too shitty to use that night, in which case I'll sacrifice a bit of my mobile data and just stick to posting here only.
What exactly was upscaled?
It's been a while since we've last spoke. How've you been doing?
You up to anything? And extra question, do you ever sleep?
I wake up an hour before my bus arrives at the stop.
No lewd here, sorry
I did. I go after you and am usually up before you though
Currently I'm waiting for classrooms to be unlocked. People had to leave their stuff in these classrooms to evacuate yesterday so they aren't letting people in
I was? How so?
Thanks Shiro. Been decently well, finally started catching up on my sleep again now that a majority of the stuff for my car has either been fixed, or needs a part ordered to fix. It's been a good few weeks comin, but the sleep is well needed. You?
I see. My home Internet is annoying. It has connection issues every other day and has slow times every other hour. I'm looking forward to switching ISPs soon.
I have unlimited mobile data, but limited high speed data, so once I use it all,it gets really slow (128kb/s).
I see. That's good that you get sleep, I always wondered.
That's nice you're getting good with the sleep again.
My life's been pretty uneventful at the moment. School's been pretty bleh, and not much besides that. Watching college football on the weekends would be the highlight of my life at the moment.
My home internet is pretty damn good. It's work internet that is suck. BUT, it's better than nothing.
Mine is shared through the whole plan, so I try not to break 5 gb for the month.
School is always bleh. And football as the highlight? Sounds like you need a hobby still.
You simply were. That's all there is to it
I don't get lots, but I don't really need that much
I love football though. Music and running are both hobbies.
Ah. I'm always tired regardless of how much sleep I get, but I still try and get as much as I can.
I'll be taking my leave. Goodbye to the both of you, have a great day.
I've got plans for you later because of this.
>AFTER NEARLY 6 HOURS, THIS IS FINALLY UPLOADED! ENJOY ME DRIVING LIKE A TOTAL CUNT!
>You left the Discord.
How am I going to survive without you around?
Drink is done. NEXT!
Lets Nightcap Rory!
>rolling between 1 and 10
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.
I will only leave after getting you a drink.
Please no kill ;w;
See? You only noticed now and it was 2 days ago. I'm sure you'll survive, I didn't do much anyway
They're still fighting for the right for who gets to love me though...
>And as a result, I have an unintentional harem.
No no no, I've got much better plans for you~
You deserve a harem. Make them do what you want though. Poor em through the paces
>how did I prevent you having a harem?
Someone send help, quick
Oh, once I have my sights on you, no one can help~ Just resign to your fate~
Sadly just got a lol game
Will wait until then.
Gimme a sec for pic.
I TOLD YOU RORY! I TOOOOOOOOLD YOOOOOOOU!
>>how did I prevent you having a harem?
I didn't want one.
>Inb4 one of those guys screencaps this conversation.
But you see
I mixed up the order
So I wouldnt be doing it from the same angle
And getting the same drink every night
Would it matter if one of them did? They probably wouldn't deny being your harem
BUT IT WAS STILL 7!
>Implying I don't have a bit of a thing for spooks
You're not helping your case at all~
Its a commonly rolled number for some reason.
> why do people never get this one
Melord is now at Omni!
>Adriesta or Juno-Seto will be next.
I'm pretty sure that they're against me "whoring myself out through the bot".
>Third game of the day
>Feeding team past two games
>This game, 22/7 as Lucian
>Finally, maybe I can win
>Team throws, no coordination
>Outscaled and lost
I know that feel. I keep trying different champs in roles they still fit. Nothing works.
If I remember correctly
Loyal waifus must stay together
I can see my future is sealed :|
How are you whoring yourself through the bot?
Kirino did get dubs here >>704950177, if he is still on the thread and he is nice to you he might be nice and let you drink it.
I mean. It could be.
>having a d10 is handy as shit
I'm glad you've accepted it~ Now Alice, come here~
I got demoted to Bronze 4...
When the fuck did you get Melord and why didn't you tell me
>unless you have and I forgot
>Adriesta for people who can spark really well
>Juno for people on the more defensive side
It was after a get. But Ill allow it.
Hey. I keep myself in bronze 4. Cheer up :)
My dreams of Gold get farther every day...
>trying again tomorrow
Shame your team was full of idiots
Thank you for nice headpats
Slow thread comfy thread
Oh my, that makes it all the more fun~
Holy shit guys slow down this is 2 fast 4 me.
I can't keep up.
Okay, more for me I guess
>kisses your cheek