>mom comes in your room
>"anon, I have someone waiting in the next room for you. you're about to get laid, anon"
>you feel your heart beating fast
>you ask "ell oh ell, who?"
>your mom says "roll and find out, faggot"
WHO DARES TO ROLL?
Find out right now who is in the next room waiting for you...
mom i swear to god if i open up the next door and its some bullshit your dying in your sleep tonight