ITT post your guitars and other anon make insulting assumptions about you
>>704917306
I would gladly smash your face to tiny bits with a 10lb sledgehammer if I ever had the chance. Anyone who does this deserves a brutal, slow death. And I'll happily take my time on people like you.
>>704917553
shut the fuck up nigger
>>704917607
i will beat your head in you little faggot, ill make you cry blood and choke on your own intestines amd after im done with that ill shoot you down with so much fucking lead your dick would be used as a pencil, you vapid imbecile
>>704917693
dont you have school tomorrow?
>>704917795
woah, woah, woah, big fucking words for an 8 year old fat little cunt. Do you kiss your whore mother with that fucking mouth? Your little bitch ass better learn some fucking manners.
What you got for me
>>704918235
Dude I bet you place such hardcore riffs with the Distortion all the way up. So hard core they had to add an extra string and make the body such a fruity shape
>>704917553
Wrong.
>>704917306
That's damn fine tele OP, american standard? and so's the mustang. Idk if I'd get it in that color though.
This is Catherine my baby. Bit of a frankenstein. Out of commision right now :C. Floyd rose is fucked up, and she needs to be re-intonated, But I love her the same.
Found this old Washburn at a thrift store and thought I'd pick it up. Stuck some american stand tele pickups in the neck and middle, and a syemore duncan trembucker in the bridge. She sounds like nothing ive ever heard.
>>704918235
you were a little attention whore growing up because the series of strange "uncles" that mommy brought home for sleepovers all pump and dumped your mom and never bothered to check in with you at all.
>>704918264
creedence cleaerwater revival is, like, totally your life force.
>>704917306
Your favorite band is Tom petty and the Heartbreakers
>>704918235
I bet you think Djent is the worst music ever made.
Also I bet you HATE lower tunings man. Like, you have a specific peeve that unless its in standard, it's garbage.
>>704918476
thanks man, the tele is a highway one, fender discontinued it though.
thats a pretty sweet washburn, i don't think i've seen that particular model before. i bet it sounds real good when you tune it up
>>704918588
Never heard of em
>>704918671
you would gladly take tom delonge's spunk in your boypussy and you were absolutely devastated when blink replaced him with matt skiba
>>704918264
Hippy
>>704918671
Like's ska and/or Indie rock.
>>704918671
"The blues just have so much more soul than music nowadays"
>>704918476
im really curious about what that tele pickup in the middle position sounds like. got a sound sample?
>>704918264
How do you like it?
Actually I like skiba, I think Toms a bitch now. Just like the tone of this guitar. Pretty versitile. The dirty fingers humbucker does wonder with a line 6 spider III combo
>>704918981
this exact quote for OP's guitars. also OP, does that POS mustang stay in tune at all?
>>704918722
>>704918588
>>704918438
I actually keep it in standard 7 string, with mild distortion, mostly playing opeth and dream theater
>>704919193
What? The cock in my butt?
If this is a serious question though I love it. Plays like a 1000 dollar guitar for half the price
>>704919267
your catholic school education stifled your social development and as soon as you were released into public school, you latched onto the only group who would accept you as one of them.
>>704919267
moar pic
>>704919351
i can't help but notice that it's not a white falcon. you either really like george harrison's guitar impressions of chet atkins, or you're a slightly poor fag.
>>704919282
Don't justify yourself this thread is for joke blokes
>>704919518
mommy and daddy didn't want to pay for art school and won't cosign your loan.
>>704919541
Nah, I actually won it. One of a kind.
>>704919518
Yammyhaw
>>704919024
I wish the jack needs to be re-saudered too :C. Waiting for payda... She's all sorts of fucked up right now.
I can tell you though, it sounds really nice. If you put the selector onto just the bridge and the middle it get's pretty nasty (Int he best way.) All three just gives you that nice bright tone a telecaster has with a little extra kick too it. It's perfect for the kind of alternative indie rock stuff my band plays. The guy I took it too thought I was crazy until he installed it and he was basically just like "I didnt think this was gonna sound good, but it turned out pretty great."
Come up with something original.
>>704919351
That thing is gorgeous.
Too bad you prabably like country and kid rocks cock.
>>704919541
http://www.gretschguitars.com/features/celebrating-freds-50th/>>704919541
>>704920028
Do you play the power rangers theme on that?
>>704920028
you grew up in the suburbs, and your current decent place in life is a result of your well adjusted and balanced upbringing.
>>704917306
nice "weathering" faggot
>>704920119
Mostly blues and rock. Some early rock, but I hate blews lawyers.
>>704920126
sometimes actually
>>704920190
harsh
>>704920273
your name is jim and you stole that les paul from todd. give it back to him you fucking faggot.
>>704920373
Will do asap
>>704920273
the "i figured i should play guitar for the ladies" starter pack
>>704920273
The "I play stairway to heaven on the first date" starter pack
>>704920273
the "wonderwall" starter pack
>>704920549
>>704920697
I only play when there is no one around
>>704920379
you're going to vote for trump
>>704920273
The " I started playing guitar for renal attention but I still don't actually know how to talk to them" starter pack
>>704920028
I wasn't even planning on posting in this thread, or reading all the neat jokes everyone's making. I just wanted to look at some guitars. But I see this one, and literally what came to mind immediately is that you're simply a piece of shit. I mean, I just can't imagine any decent person playing that thing. You're just a piece of shit. There's nothing else to it.
>>704920917
Ok now I'm just projecting
>>704920273
the "the guy at guitar center recommended these to me" starter pack
>>704920028
haha you are a virgin.
>>704920917
Once again I only play for myself
>>704919351
Here. My acoustics.
>>704919351
you have more money than sense
>>704921017
The guy at guitar center actually did recommend the les Paul. I got the acoustic from costco
>>704921045
Once again, no need to defend yourself. No one is actually going to accurately judge your personality based on your guitar it's for giggles mate
>>704921243
that hurt to read
>>704921055
I'm jelly of your line up bruv
>>704921179
Didn't pay a dime for it. Actually pretty much a poorfag.
>>704921055
a tiny little part of you wishes you were black so you can play real blues music and have an easier time sleeping with white women
>>704921322
I'm not an elitist they are simple and cheap and good enough for me
>>704921341
Nice. You're still a faggot though.
>>704920028
Dude, why the fuck would you even buy that monstrosity? That's legitimately one of the gayest guitars I've ever seen.
I am smarter than all of you
Bringing a bass to a guitar fight
>>704921614
you like metalcore
>>704921595
How so? Your monkey brain can't even handle a sixth string
>>704921595
Pretentious hipster who's musical peak was a shit band in late highschool/early college
>>704919351
Here again. Basses part 1
>>704921615
the "i wish this POS ibanez was an ES 335" starter kit
>>704921025
>>704920970
lel
expanding the judgments
>>704921614
you can afford all those guitars but not a proper rack. Faggot
Do your worst.
>>704921179
You're just jealous as fuck. Good luck lugging your 50lb everyones-buys-a-Gibson-in-this-color piece of shit around.
>>704921691
that is the ed hardy of pickguards you fucking faggot
>>704921691
Cool guy willing to have a beer and jam out whenever
>>704919351
Here. Basses part 2
>>704921691
That pick guard is fucking terrible
>>704921795
Jokes on you faggot. I have no idea what that is
Here ya go.
>inb4 Anon is a poorfag who can't afford a real guitar
>>704921833
bazinga
>>704921900
you deserve to have your entrails ripped throughout your eye socket for owning an upright bass with a cutaway. your bass to upright basses is what
>>704920028
is to guitars
>>704921783
You play bass because you were a slightly shittier guitarist in every band you ever tried to play in until you realized instead of being the shitty guitar player you could be the good bassist. You've gone all in on bass but you're not happy.
>>704920273
Best buy acoustic
>>704921179
I bet retuning your guitar every 5 minutes sure is a bummer, ain't it?
>>704921783
Cant shit on you. Respect for the t bird.
>>704922045
Honestly I bought it because it was cheap and I was poor, but yeah I mostly stick to 1st - 3rd positions.
>>704922058
Started with bass but actually own the same amount of guitars plus several miscellaneous other instruments (stringed and not)
>>704922157
Seems the part to be to lazy just wants to play and fuck the tune
>>704922240
Thanks anon. That was actually my first bass and will always have a special place in my heart
>>704922157
Just the g string for some reason. i think the tuning peg needs to be replaced.
>>704921831
is bc rich bros gotta stick together
And then we have idiot bassists coming in here, acting as if they're real musicians. Face it, you chose bass thinking it would be easier than guitar, and just so you could join a band.
You're further down on the totem pole than than the fucking drummer for Christ's sake.
>>704921552
>one of the gayest guitars I've ever seen.
prepare your anus, you haven't seen anything yet.
https://nealmoserguitars.com/
>>704921824
I think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
>>704921824
good call getting that hello kitty strat, those are selling for a lot of money on ebay nowadays
Mine
>>704922640
Well, I gotta respect a lefty.
>>704919351
Yet again. Random miscellaneous stringed instruments because why the fuck not
>>704922659
that guitar is going to look like shit in 5 years
>>704922717
why, because it's slightly harder for them to buy a guitar?
>>704922580
Drink some water
>>704922634
I paid $150 the day I saw it was discontinued assuming the price would go up over time.
Fun fact: Most of the HK stuff I own are gifts from friends who have all been buying me HK stuff for Christmas and my birthday ever since I bought the guitar.
Dropped my amp the other night on some muddy stairs. Looks like hell, still it works fine.
>>704922887
you assumed correctly.
Ravage me.
>>704922882
Besides being harder to get a guitar and having a smaller selection, learning has it's own difficulties with every lesson you ever get being backwards
>>704922958
and this one is my main.
>>704922659
My acoustic
Only other guitar I have as a shitty starter fender
>>704922958
Right on, fender/b/ro
>>704922989
not true. lefty is exactly a mirror image of righty, if anything it's easier to emulate the lessons. -a lefty
>>704922958
Dear Mustang users.
Have some of the SHANK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a36LAo4YxfA
>>704922747
Why do you say that?
>>704922958
those guitars have never seen the outside of your house. you own the one of the left for the sole purpose of not seeming like a kurt cobain fanboy
I don't have a picture of the motherfucker, but has anyone heard of Samick? Thinking about buying one off of a dude. Any idea how much they go for?
>>704921824
Well shit, when you give it that kind of context I can see that you're just a bit of a loveable goof. Sorry I called you a piece of shit, guy.
>>704922958
Ha, you thought you could be all sneaky jacking dick to John Frusciante or something.
>>704918235
We could make edgy jokes about this all day, but it actually looks pretty awesome tbh
>>704923275
right in the feels
>>704923195
unfinished wood is harder to clean than finished wood and collects debris and oil much quicker. the upside is that your guitar is going to sound really really good in about 20 years if you play it regularly
>>704923275
when i saw that it was like when woody discovered that sid's evil looking toys just wanted to play
Here you go, sock it to me.
>>704920273
I have the same acoustic and it's a nice guitar
>>704923592
you can go from standard to DADGAD in about three seconds.
>>704923592
Do you like that thing on the right? No Idea what it or, or what to call it. But Ive always wanted to play one.
BC Rich Son of Beast
>>704923592
Idk what that one on the right is, but it's got class.
>>704923861
you have literally never played in front of other people.
>>704918990
GOGOGOGOGOG
>>704923861
that was my first guitar, i play either an epiphone les paul or a jackson warrior now
>>704923450
Its got a clear coat with matte finish, wood is quite dense too so there are no significant wear at all really
Picked it up at a pawn shop for 550 bucks - a steal
Sounds great too, I play maybe once a week, Mostly play rocksmith - great way to learn songs and takes away the hassle of an amp with effects.
Why would you say it sounds better in 20 years?
>>704922732
holy fucking cringe dude. I thought most of the others in this thread were terrible, but this is amazing. A Banjo, a Uke and a fucking Fiddle.
I bet you're swimming in pussy.
>>704923099
Sweet - a beauty mine is >>704922659
>>704923997
kekd and rekd
>>704923695
Yeah kek
>>704923996
compared to what guitars are usually finished with, clearcoat and matte are basically not finished. it will sound good in 20 years with regular play because when a guitar isn't heavily finished (i'm talking about that helmet hard layer of gloss on fender guitars), vibrations will make the cellulose structures slowly lose moisture in vibration-hot areas, which results in an airier, more sustained tone.
>>704924036
I'm not worthy
>>704923997
What's the cringe, anon? The banjo is my father's that he gifted me, the fiddle and uke were both 'I want to learn a new instrument' purchases. Uke was not planned, but found a nice little Kala for $30. So fun to play and very portable. Easy to take camping or fishing if nothing's biting. Ended up teaching my girlfriend how to play on it as well.
As for the banjo and fiddle, I live in a small town in TN, where Appalachian old time is in high demand and pays well. I have a group of friends that all pick old-time/rag and getting paid to hang out with musician friends and play is the fucking best.
>>704922907
Traded this for the LTD
>>704923735
The danelectro? Its kinda crappy, but in a really good way, I'm real forceful on the necks and hard on my instruments in general but this one has taken it like a champ. Actually, now that I think about it, out of the 20+ guitars I've owned I think this one has stayed with me longer than almost all of them.
>>704924036
I dont have any assumptions, but god damn thats a nice V
>>704923865
thanks its a Danelectro. I got it cause I was a Syd Barrett/Jimmy Pagefag. Out of all their reissues, this series was kind of shit tier and they are kind of tacky in general (masonite), but this particular one has something to it.
>>704923228
Incorrect, upon purchasing the KC mustang I had no idea he even played mustangs ( I was only familiar with his Jag) nor am I a fan of him, and the second Mustang is because they're my preferred guitar, it needs some fixing up but they're both lovely to play.
>>704924961
Well obviously; "i play in aa shitty punk band with my classmates"
>>704925154
Damn, sideways.
>>704923997
Guess this is not the time to mention the harmonica, accordion and melodicas?
>>704925154
You got long fucking arms. Seriously, what's the scale length on that bass
Stock is for chumps.
>>704925154
How do the Schecter basses fare these days?
>>704925154
I wanna make love to that bass.
>>704921824
That is genuinely hilarious, thanks for sharing.
>>704921824
I want to decapitate you with that red abomination of a guitar.
>>704922907
>>704924584
I don't play it much, but my dad made it for me a few years back after he retired. Cool thing is he doesn't play any instruments but figured out how to make one that stays in perfect tune and plays great.
>>704922659
for the love of god strip that thing of its useless matte coat and give it some colour.
>>704923592
Played with a guy who had one of those danelectros in cambridge, pretty neat guitar!
>>704925788
>has a dad who gives a shit
gtfo /b/ normie
>not my pic, but same guitar
>>704926405
what a beauty
>>704926234
They are pretty cool. Light. Nice high end. The new ones have really good build quality (Korea), and cost less than mine did when it was new ten years back. Thinking of getting a new one.
>>704926563
Guild?
>>704926563
Basically this
>>704926674
SX liquid
>>704925438
>>704925466
>>704925372
I like it, I went in thinking I was going to buy a fender bass of some sort, and this one just sounded way better and had amazing action. Scale length is a bit crazy, I have no idea if it's abnormal for a bass though. I got this about 3 years ago? I definitely recommend them. They look super new agey and not quite my style, but they're a real pleasure to play.
>>704925334
hahahaha
>>704917306
>fenders
holy shit dude... do you know what year it is?
>>704918671
Not really feeling this. But dammit, it would do if you were feeling a little down.
>>704922011
Nice Fender.
like really what could anyone say (1)
>>704922659
Gibson
>spending ~$1000 on a bulky uncomfortable guitar that plays alright when you can just buy an epiphone and put the same pickups in and it will sound the exact same
AH PLAY UH BUCKIT WID A STRANG ONNIT
HHHHYUH HHHHYUH HHHHHYUH
>>704927040
cute.
>>704922958
Go blow your eardrums out somewhere else, Kevin
>>704927040
woah, is that filter or just a truly insane tilt lens?
>>704927040
shitty pic but (2)
>>704926538
>liking a guitar because of looks
>>704927227
some filter
>>704927171
Would play
>>704927287
>>704927040
What kinda guitar is that? It definitely is cute.
>>704927171
folk punk as fuck, 10/10 would jam
>>704927294
you bedder not touch et
ah spent $17 dollars buying parts fer et
dat's good money
>>704927258
>not liking Opeth
>>704927396
it's one he stole from my little sister
>>704927171
You clearly listen to Slayer
>>704927253
oh shit thats not even lol one sec im trying to find my other one...i cant find any.
its basically the same only smaller with a peace sign instead of a heart, and says the word "peace" in different languages all over it -
>>704927396
JJ Heart
>>704927505
inherited from gay lover's ex wife
>>704927435
Could'a saved some money by stringing up weed whacker line instead
>>704926868
teles a 2007, mustang is a 1993
what it do fags
>>704927776
Did you get your septum piercing at Claire's?
>>704927776
>Acoustic basses
>>704927619
That looks way better than the ones on their website, is it just the photo?
>>704927776
Bass is not a real guitar faggot
>>704927776
>playing 4 string bass
what a fucking normie
>>704927776
interesting room, is that the ceiling? And a bunk bed ladder? I am confused slightly.
>>704927723
mah old lady trade mah weed wacker for sum meth
>>704928238
picture is upside down, anon is standing on his head
>>704927988
the photo sure has a filter on it....cant find a picture w/o.
also mine has stickers and etc all over it.
>>704928238
it's actually my apartment balcony. i thought i'd take a pic before subsequently pissing the neighbors off with my cover of "Wagon Wheel".
>>704921595
Not even smart enough to restring your bass you fucking muppet.
>>704928271
Just cook yer own, anon
>>704928453
ahh, had to look the song up, I bet that's a real ironic crowd pleaser?
>>704928538
po-leese shut down mah lab
i fucking love this bass.
Used epiphone les paul tobacco sunburst
>>704928706
ah, that's the ceiling!
>>704928630
i honestly find myself playing "Schism" by Tool more often. now THAT'S an ironic crowd pleaser.
>>704928766
I have a feeling I would like those guitars, but I've never played one.
>>704928791
kek'd
Do your worst
>>704928832
Way better than the pos yamaha i had before
>>704918671
Fagggh
>>704928928
you like metalcore.
>>704929061
Been playing a lot more thrash metal lately
>>704928928
Is your name Austin? I know a guy that had guitars just like that.
>>704929121
Holy mother of pearl!
>>704929244
I used t have a friend named Austin who I tried to teach him with the white one but that was a while ago
>>704929340
U like the epis or the fenders more? I always lover the action on the fenders
>>704928928
>>704928706
>>704927776
>>704927253
>>704923592
>>704923107
>>704921900
>>704921055
>>704920273
>>704919735
>>704919518
What are those wooden things? Chairs?
>>704929606
Mandolins
>>704929606
Grandpa's guitars
>>704929606
>>704929546
I set my action super tight.
But the neck on both the Bird and the SG are shit. On the Thunderbird it's a SUPER fat neck, it's shit. I wanna put a Left handed Warmoth TeleBass neck on it.
Look up "FenderBird" on google
that's what i want
>>704929766
>Thunderbird
>Fat neck
Okay, Mr. Trump.
My Baby! 1974 Fender Jazz bass. Funk MONSTER
This shit is fucking heavy.
... I'm not being coy here, it weighs more than most guitars I've ever played.
>>704929873
clearly you've never picked one up.
This is a Epi, not a Gibby dipshit.
>>704929974
No, I own two of them. I just don't have manlet hands.
>>704930080
What year?
>>704929766
That would be a pretty cool build I wouldn't mind throwing a new neck on my shitty ibanez
>>704929891
Probably plays like a dream
>>704929340
Left hand bass LMAO
>>704930158
2012 epi goth and 2013 epi standard. I painted the goth red >>704925391
>guitar thread
> no ltd, esp, jackson, dean,
> only fender squire, tele, strat, and les paul
>>704930380
Oh ya it does! finding one in LA that's under 9 pounds is cancer. I could flip it all day for ~$3500 over here!
>>704930513
Because we're not faggots
>>704930678
Seconded
>>704930473
psh retard baby doesn't know they changed the specs on them.
literally a newfag
>>704930513
Who would buy anything else? There is a reason that 95% of guitars are one of those 4.
>>704930678
> bc you cant play guitar*
Dont you have some smoke on the water to play on your 15w shit amp?
>>704917306
>ITT post your guitars and other anon make insulting assumptions about you
You own a guitar
>>704930777
Maybe between the original run in the 60's and now, yes. But the epiphone thunderbird iv launched in 2006 and has never changed. I have the exact same one as you but with less faggot shit on it.
>>704930513
I got a schecter
This is my main guitar
Heres some of mine. Do your worst, faggoos
>>704931120
I have a 2003 Epi Thunderbird and the neck is so goddamned thick. Feels like a baseball bat
>>704925372
its got like 3 extra frets man, its pretty normal as far as longer basses go.
>>704931207
>>704931207
Shechter can go either way, im not a fan and the original fanbase that uses them makes me cringe, but theve made some nice models
>>704931242
a maccajuhwhat?
>>704931312
>>704931309
Why do guitarists put so much shit on their basses? It doesn't look better, doesn't play better, and doesn't hide that you have no idea what you're doing.
>>704931242
All you care about is gambling, carousing, drinking and trying to fuck everyone's wife
>>704931410
Yes
>>704931469
Nah I have pretty large hands, actually. I rely enjoy the thickness of it. Mentioning =/= complaining
>>704920028
You can't shred for shit but it was $200 used at guitar center
>>704917306
Do your worst.
>>704931555
Well played, sir. Still I'm willing to wager that you suck, and are a bitter spoil sport for one reason or another
>>704931242
This my second choice
>>704922011
Paid $200 for this new bad boy. Easily best $ I ever spent on git shit. Maybe I gotta ringer, but was fantastic out of it's cardboard box.
>>704931663
Nice save, bro. Not like you mentioned it earlier or anything.>>704929766
>>704931309
You got a shitty taste for music, like your guitar
>>704931852
Squiers and Epis can be fantastic if they're set up properly. I'll take them or Mexi Fenders over American-made anyday.
>>704931859
Not the same anon. I was just weighing in on your conversation. I am actually this anon
>>704921783
Left to right: Gibson Les Paul Standard with Sperzel Locking Tuners and DiMarzio Super Distortion/PAF Pro's, Carvin DC727 Custom shop (7 string), Wayne (Charvel) Custom Rock Legend with Seymour Duncan JB set and a hot rails in the middle as well as a Floyd Rose Original Trem.
Just bought this one off my buddy.
>>704931572
Sounds about right
>>704932072
Is that a baritone?
I just ordered one of these.
>>704932055
>>704929944
>>704929891
>>704929340
>>704928706
>>704927776
>This is now a bass thread
>>704921831
I have the bronze edition mockingbird with the pointed headstock also the synyster gates standard with the neck pick up upgraded to a sustainiac
>>704931832
Hipster who uses instagram filters on his sunburst guitar.
>>704931572
Those be some nice feet
>>704931385
I just like how mine plays its a really nice instrument
>>704931852
I had a squire with double humbuckers that was my first real modern guitar and I had no idea how great it was. I got rid of it after I got my first nice fender, but I miss it every time I think of it. It didn't have the highest quality parts, but it had a great sound and was really pleasing to play.
I love these guitars. I have the antique amber too, but it's just a backup.
Family pic because i'm a lazy piece of shit.
Fuck all you who are gunna talk shit. This guitar is a beast. My friend who works at Jackson and fender custom shop said this thing is mind blowing. Also have a schecter 006, b.c rich mockingbird and an Ibanez that I don't know the model of
>>704932055
I can dig these, nice taste.
>>704931979
That's the thing - I've never even bothered to set it up. Anyways, turned out to be the perfect travel & prx guitar - just plug it into the iPad, slap on the headphones and I've a reasonable DAW anywhere.
Maybe I got a unicorn, but the fucker is fun.
>>704932641
looks like a POS PRS knockoff
R8 guitar also would like to hear what you think of me
>>704932472
same here, I posted mine with the fenders up above. I was really surprised to walk out of the store with that guitar and love it as much as I do.
>>704931385
What's the original fanbase, were they new age, or metal? I met a meathead metal guy who has the same schecter as me except a 5 string version and he was all about it. Very enthusiastic. It did make me cringe a little, like, 'what kinda crowd have I got myself into?'
>>704917306
i have too many guitars to take in one picture.
>>704932675
Looks like crap why not replace switches and the whammy bar
>>704933064
edgy, generic "XxMetalC0re4lyfexX" fags with more piercings than brain cells whose only marketable skill is chugging open strings while occasionally doing a bend on the first fret every now and then.
>>704930402
wtf are you saying nigga
>>704932304
Like this one?
Honestly I like it better than the $3K LP it hangs next to. But then I like cheap wine too.