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This is a tough one

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This is a tough one
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>>704894992
Easy. The lions. They attack at night
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>>704895120
/thread
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>>704895120
Kek!
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This is a stupid question. The sun is 1.3 billion times bigger than the earth, And there are 1 trillion lions. So the lions will win every time.

Do some math.
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>>704894992
I mean, thats a lot of lions.
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>>704895381
How much of the earth would 1 trillion lions cover?
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! trillion lions could cause enough global warming to kill the sun permanently
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>>704895381
1 million earths fit inside the sun so volumetrically its ten times lsrger but there are seven trilllion peolle and we barely cover the surface of the earth so thstmany lions wouldnt be a wet fart to the sun
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>>704895544
More than 1.3 billion times the earth easily. Simple calculus.
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>>704895807
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>>704895703
>seven trilllion peolle
Not sure if bait
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>>704895807
The that amount of lions would extinguish the sun??
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I think the lion would win
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>>704895807
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>>704896039

Which one?
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>>704895998
No shit. I wouldn't have majored in Calculus if I knew it would be a bunch of neckbeards asking if a trillion lions would beat the sun, which they obviously would. Basic gravity.
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>>704895703
Seven trillion
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>>704896112
Yes
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Earth surface are in square feet is 5,502,532,127,000,000 so a lion tskes up in square feet maybe 2*6 so 12 trilllion square feet of lion doesnt even cover the earth. 5502:12 so we need 550 trillion lions to just coat the earth
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>>704896201
Now what does the suns surface exactly consist of. It has to be molten lava and some extremely dangerous gasses.
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>>704894992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkTQRB2GzBI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZOv6eO4bhU
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if you guys actually think that lions would win,pls,do something good for this world and kill urself you fucking retarded faggot.
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>>704896462
>>Lava
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mass of the sun is 1.989x10^30
mass of 1 trillion lions is 1.588x10^14
sun wins
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>>704896391
>Makes up math to defend the sun
>kek
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>>704896592
Thats only twice as much so with clawd and teeth the lion win
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>>704896462
It is a giant spirit bomb left over from the frieza saga.
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Sun could easily crush the lions with its gravity
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>>704894992
The sun would win wattafuk is wrong with u guys.
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Someone should ask NASA
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>>704896820
Fucking Catholics acting like they know real science
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>>704896755
How many gravities is the sun ? 10? Lions can with stand that long enoigh to piss on the sun and put it out
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What if the lions had some sort of lava proof armor
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Last time sun backed out and lions won by default
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>>704896755
Have you ever seen a lion bro? They would rape you. The sun better watch it's back.
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>>704896540
But wait, the Lions tribe name is Tribe Ditka
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>>704896391
The lions would cover 5 % of the earths dry land surface area. However, the earth is 0.008 % the suns surface area (including both dry land and ocean) and the earth is 30 % dry land. So, the lions would cover roughly .00012 % of the suns surface area if they were fully dissolved and spread out. So the sun wins.
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Wouldn't the heat off the lions be enough to melt the lava on the sun?
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>>704896928

You can't pee during gravity crush, everyone knows that
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>>704897053
Nerd harder.
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Okay, the average weight of a male lion (we're assuming this because it's the heavier of the two genders) is 190.5kg. One trillion of them is 1.905*10^14 kg. The mass of the sun is 1.989*10^30kg. That's 10 quadri-lion times as much mass.

>>704895544
Let's assume an average male lion is 2.399m long. I'll also assume they're 2.5ft, or 0.762m, in width. This gives us an approximate rectangle of 1.828 sq meters. Multiplied by 1 trillion gives us 1.828*10^12 m. The surface area of the earth is 5.1*10^8 sq km, so this many lions would, effectively, completely cover the earth.
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>>704897091
>melt the lava
Kek
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>>704894992
>mfw lions and suns are same alignment so both are against us humans
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If only one of the lions is immortal they would literally automatically win
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>>704894992
I'd be lion if I said I thought the sun wouldn't win.
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What if they attack during a solar eclipse? The suns even weaker then.
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>>704896927
Im not even catholic wtf
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You can't extinguish the fucking sun. The sun is trillions of nuclear reactions occurring due to hydrogen fusing into helium. The core is ionized plasma. Due to the atmosphere trapping the temperature of the sun, they'd evaporate a few thousand miles before even reaching the sun you fucking dipshits.
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>>704897053
But the sun wouldn't know the lions were attacking. That's how they get you
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But what about 1 quintillion Eels?
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>>704897414
I know. Fucking mormons thinking everyone is Catholic.
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What would be the odds of the sun managing to sneak behind the lions for s surprise attack?
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>>704897636
It would have to be really dark out so the Lions couldn't see it.
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>>704897541
Truly you know nothing about the resilience of lions
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> lions attack in swarms soon a heat proof layer covers heat
> lions soon realize they've won
> claims sun as own
>> FF 3 million years
>> they're evolved to have thumbs
>>create ships
>> Super explosion on lion population
>>travels to other star systems
>>slowly take over the universe
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>>704897541
You're such a jew
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>>704897541
no youre missing a key point
theres a trillion of them
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>>704897541
Don't trust this guy. I think he's lion.
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>>704894992
Lions weigh approx. 190 kg
multiply that by 1 trillion you get 190 x 10^14 kg
The suns mass is approx. 190 x 10^30 kg
It's hilariously not even close
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>>704897604
Wtf man. Fucking baptists think everyone is mormon.
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>>704897841

Now you're just quoting the bible

We need real science in here
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>>704897760
>sun waits til nightfall
>suprise attack uses flash
> too dark for lions to see
> lions die due to dark light
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>>704897541
What are you? The sun?
Just admit that the lions would demolish your yellow fat ass
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>>704897916
LIDF confirmed.
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>>704895381
Sun is plasma
Even if all lions were throen at once, theyd just evaporate
Not melt
Not burn
fucking evaporate
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Ridiculousness aside, that is about four hundred twenty trillion lbs of mass heading towards the sun. Probably not significant enough to wreck anything, but the massive change in mass would do *something*
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>>704897808
Kek
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>>704898019
>yellow fat ass
So the sun is asian?
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>>704898250
1 Sun<1Trillion lions.

Plasma cant change that.
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>>704898291
Unfortunately, no, it really wouldn't. The earth itself is 5.9*10^24kg, and even something of that size plunging into the sun would do pretty much nothing (besides, perhaps, a nice little solar flare).
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>>704898250
Mass can't be destroyed, only altered. That's 420 trillion lbs of lion vapor hitting the sun. Something would happen.
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>>704898291
Yeah, they'd kick the sun's ass
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>>704897931
So lions then?
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>>704897808
>>704897850
>>704897916
>>704898019
>>704897890
If you think lions could survive the Corona, the outermost layer of the atmosphere, burning at 2 million Kevin, you slept through astrophysics class. Good luck destroying ionized helium with biomass alone. It'd take a nuclear reaction the size of Sirius to "Extinguish" the Sun.
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>>704898305
Well it was on a Japanese flag
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How could any of you think the sun would win? They're lions. Best predators on Earth. Easy win for them.
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>>704898550
They're in Africa, you think they give a shit about heat?
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>>704895120
I kek every tim
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>>704897841
Lions with fireproof suits ??
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>>704898550
That's exactly what the Sun would say.
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>>704898408
Solid matter can't destroy plasma because it's particles are so slow compared to the supercharged particles of plasma. It's like trying to destroy gas with water.
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hmmm no
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>>704898819
THE SUN ISN'T FIRE
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>>704898853
Enough lions and I bet they can figure it out
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>>704898550

And guess the size of the nuclear reaction that 1 trillion lions are capable of generating
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>>704898952
Magma = fire
Sun = lava
lava = fire
Fire = magma

Are you gonna argue with math?
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>>704898952
nah its lit tbh shit taste fam
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We only have 1 sun beccause lions hunted them to extinction
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>>704899138

Lava is actually molten carbon, which then crystallizes and becomes diamonds
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>>704899055
None. 1 trillion lions isn't even close to the required mass to create the force required to fuse particles or create nuclear reactions.
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>>704895120
Clevar
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>>704895120
Holy shit
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>>704899138
Magma isn't fire. The sun is plasma. Should've stayed awake during 6th grade science class.
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which trillion ? real one 10^18 or that retarded murrican 10^12 ?
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Fuck this thread. Lions win because they can survive niggers hunting them. They can survive a fucking fireball.
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>>704899826
NO
>>704898952
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Kachow!
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>>704899577
Newfag
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>>704899260
Diamonds in which the lions take and use against the sun

>> lions win
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>>704899320
you an idiot, if you where to condense all this mass into a tight enough space you would most certainly be able to these conditions
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>>704898550
>>704898952
>>704899320
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>>704900327
dropped pic
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Isn't the sun just that tiny annoying thing in the sky?
Lions win, clearly.
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>>704898952
Lions are fire, man
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>>704894992
Likely wouldn't even get close to the corona tbh.

If the Sun feels especially frisky, on any given point in time it can send out a solar flare which covers such a vast amount of space and contains such an amount of cosmic and gamma radiation that no living organism should think about winning against it.
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>>704900293
NO!!!! IT WOULDN'T!!!
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>>704897170
No math freak but isnt the earth bigger? The earth area was counted in square KILOmeters, not meters. So 1 sq km = 1000x1000 1 000 000 sq m?
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Easy. The lions will wrap around the sun and burn it out
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As a Ph.D in astrophysics, I'm putting my money on the Lions. Sure, the sun is hot. But lions have the points for determination and courage.
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Lions already won, they are pretty cool.
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>>704895807

I read that in Tommy Wisseau's voice.
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>>704896723
R.i.p math
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>>704901080
>the sun is hot
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Guys hold up. A Trillion lions, travelling all the way to the sun. It takes ages to get there. The lions will have bred thousands of generations of new lions. Thats like, a thousand trillion lions before they even need to fight the sun.
Plus by then the sun will have burnt out. Not even hot anymore.
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>>704898550
What the fuck did Kevin do to you?
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The sun wins because it blinds the lions and becomes an invisible enemy (kind of like a ninja).
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>>704901534
Yeah but at some point, the Sun is going to expand out past the Earth near its death.

Lions can't exactly be expecting that.
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Let us not forget that voltron was made up of 5 lions so 5 into a trillion equals 200 billion voltrons .....lions win hands down u fucktards
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>>704894992
>>704895120
Nice samefaging
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>>704897128
Neil armstrong peed in the moon... he also shat in there...
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>>704902049
By that stage there'll be so many lions, the outer layer of lions will take the blast damage and the rest will be ok.
btw i work in a zoo so i know what i'm talking about
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>>704900414

What is this, a picture for nigger?
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>>704897541
Lions have evolved more than the sun and that piece of shit is been there quite a while... Also a trillion lions is more n a thousand man...
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>>704901573
Who would win? 1 trillion lions or 2 million Kevin
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I learned in science that the earth rotates making the sun look like it's moving, when in reality it stays in one place. In that case, such a large target that cant even dodge is no match for a trillion fast deadly lions with big teeth.
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>>704898250
Dude in halo the covenant uses plasma guns and soldiers don't evaporize are you retarded?
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>>704899193
Underated post
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