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Wanna have some fun /b/? >local voting poll for football

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Wanna have some fun /b/?

>local voting poll for football teams by FOX
Fox will be covering the football game that gets the most votes.

Obviously the number one is the biggest jock school in area.

What is the least voted for? You guessed it.

The biggest dweebs and nerds all around. They live in the mountains and barely have wi-fi..

They suck at all sports.

So, let's have some fun.

Go to:
http://fox40.com/2016/08/26/vote-now-papa-murphys-final-quarter-friday-night-fan-favorite-2/

And vote for "Bret Hart at Argonaut". Two of the worst, biggest dweeb filled schools. Get them on TV and piss off the jocks and rednecks.

Keks will be had.
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We did this with Taylor Swift, let's do it again
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I know /b/tards have automatic voting hacks for shit like this. This is high potential Kek.
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I'm in to piss off the buzzcut jokes
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Vote posted. This may become entertaining in all directions.
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>>704863438
Keep bumping let's get the gang on this shit
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Also, bump
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currently spamming votes
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>>704863007
Voted
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>>704863857
Good job brother'
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Bump we need th vote machines
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Not that much response so far. I don't have my laptop with me to get anything scripted. Anyone in for that?
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Also, teh bum-p
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Bamp
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fire up those vpn's you fags
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Sent ;)
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>>704864444
Obey the quaddy quads!!11
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>>704864444
Quads don't lie
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>>704863007
Done
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>>704863007
im voting
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>>704864444
quads checked
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Also, a toast to OP for this beautiful little idea!
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LETS GO DWEEBS!!!!
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bumpy rump
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We can vote multiple times. Lets do this shit!
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>>704864802
Hi OP
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Whee, just climbed from last to second last. Moaaaarrr, faggits!
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>>704864936
Nope. It says "vote already counted" after the first time, and vote counter doesn't increase. Clearing cookies also doesn't help, so the vote is likely tied to cookie and IP address.
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>>704865169
Well fuck.
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Anyone got a botnet handy?
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well it is still going up...
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Done
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We can do this.
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>>704865169
Use the pivate navigation and it works
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>>704865169
use proxys and vpn's you retards
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it only has 48 votes still on the bottom any script fags
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>>704865272
Sorry, I have to stand corrected. Clearing cookie helps - it says "thank you for your vote" after. So opening the page in a new incognito window over and over again should work.
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>>704865568
Not necessary, it appears to tie the vote to a cookie only.
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>>704864444
its on
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3rd boies, keep it up
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Calling all script fags. Stand strong men. Clear your cache and cookies to vote again and again. We can win this but need help of some script fags
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>>704865605
i can confirm this
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We are gaining momentum!! Keep it up!
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>>704865738
the erase cookie then go to vpn do it all again
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We can do this shit, lets go.
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lets help our nerd brethren win
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Keep voting, someone with a bot do your magic
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>>704866014
erasing the cookie isnt working for me
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my only regret is that I only have 100 votes to give.
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guys just keep opening the link in incognito and vote , it works
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>>704866188
ctrl-shift-p

profit. newfag.
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Still on it, this is golden
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Does anyone know when the poll will be evaluated? If we only vote as long as this thread lasts, and then it'll be possible to vote for another couple days, there's quite a chance of fail.
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keep it up faggot we have to caast atleasat 1,000 votes
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Voted
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>>704866729
this so we make a post every day till its done i suggest the same time as today
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>>704866729
We have to cast enough then. We will have the /b/tards watching and if we lose first place a new thread will be made
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>>704866729
voting ends Thursday
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300 now boys!!
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>>704866729
We have to keep it up for two more days. Football game is on 23rd
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>>704866897
this same time every day make this thread dont back out faggots
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Voting.

-
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hell yea lets keep it going
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NO.1 MOTHERFOOKERS
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#1!!! Do not quit!! Let's shoot for 1,000 to show our SUPPORT for this school
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343 votes. Good game
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Aaaaaaand its done. I gave you faggots 30 votes.
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>>704867183
THIS!!!!!11
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were up kek
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#1 MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!
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We're top right now, keep going.
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>>704867217
phhhhsss fakking noob faggot, go HARD or go HOME!
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voted for pleabs
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voted 40 times, still going, fuck you high school
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>>704867183
op here. Supper proud!! Let us not quit. If anything, let's have a bit more fun and vote up the lowest contenders like Rocklin at Nevada and make it a SCRUB list. But DO NOT vote for Elk Grove or Pleasant Grove, those schools are JOCK city, fuck them. Keep voting argnout! And maybe vote up Rocklin for the keks.

Remember, pleasant grove, Elk Grove and ponderosa are the jock schools. Avoid them
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>>704867023
Roger that!
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Dreams really do come true
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>>704867384
Yes sir!
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>>704864444
Fire up, captain!
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Ayyyy
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what is OP is playin us >.>
what if the schools he tells us to vote for are the actual jock schools.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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WE NEED EVEN MORE VOTES
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>>704867384
Somebody check Twitter. Can we find any butt hurt jock fags? Might be a little early, but you know keks will be had once they find out!

Anybody down to instigate Ponderosa/Elk Grove/Pleasant Grove football players and fans?? Hehe...
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bumperinos
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>>704867522
i dont think so if it were a jock school it would have been on top
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>>704867551
I found two "Elk Grove" schools, one in Illinois and one in California.
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>>704867522
Nah, I graduated ponderosa and its fucking jock as shit. People they're are class A DICKS total Chad and Stacey school with the fat football coaches who win every year. Argnout is totally in the mountains and literally everybody makes fun of them. They're D6, compared to Pondersa and Elk Grove being D1.
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Bumb to the galaxy
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>lets get the groves down
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>>704867687
Yeah it only had 14 votes to begin with. We are doing gods work helping the mountain nerds get on TV
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>>704867522
>argonaut
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/b/tards unite behind me
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>>704867698
California. Just don't vote for it! Jock and redneck city.
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>>704867705
so what schools do we keep down
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>>704867766
Amen, brother
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>>704867777
even the gods want this to happen!!!
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Ponderosa is getting some votes, someone is watching this
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Done (Y) haha
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If the Brete Hart team name isn't the Hitmen, that's a travesty
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>>704867751
Heres EG Twitter if you want to get them butt hurt Kek
https://mobile.twitter.com/EGFootball

Keep voting for argnout. Fuck all the other schools.
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>>704867766
>We are doing gods work helping the mountain nerds get on TV
>helping
I'm voting because it will be amusing to see how fucking horrible they are.
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REDNECKS TRIGGERED
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Its at like 480 now wtf /b/ can do good shit when they put their mind to it
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so we keep down ponderosa and the grove dont vote for those cucks and vote for all other schools just rember to keep bret at #1
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>>704867839
KEEP DOWN:
Elk Grove
Jesuit (private all boys school)
Pleasant grove
Ponderosa

VOTE FOR:
Argonaut
Rocklin and Nevada Union

Keks will be had at the expense of the jocks!
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>>704867812
>Best there is
>Best there was
>2nd Best there every will be (Behind KO)
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Pondo alumni checking in
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I'm game
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>>704867969
Here is ponderosa
https://twitter.com/pondo_sports
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Is there any chance we can stream this game?
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kek, theyre far ahead now
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So nobody tried using iMacros?
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i feel this will actually meke the news kek
>>704868044
>this
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I will guide you in your voting
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>>704868189
Ha
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just make incognito window, keep pasting website and voting in new window, done X50 now
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I live in the area around these schools, some of my friends went to elk grove, jesuit, davis, and folsom. Its in CA, kinda around sacramento area. Im gonna actually watch the local news whenever this shit comes on, finally have a reason to lol
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>>704868193
explain not every one is cumputer savy
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I FUCKING LOVE THIS, EAT SHIT CHADS
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>>704868108
whatchoo want a cookie?
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I voted, too!
Somehow, this is less rigged than the DNC, and I feel like my single vote is more valuable here.

I feel happier now than when I was choosing a canidate for presidency.
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OP this is genius
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IT'S WORKING!
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>>704868108
Go away, Chad.
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534
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>>704868442
don't stop /b/ro, this >>704868335
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we still have to lower ponderosa
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>>704863007
Voted 10 times. You're welcome.
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>>704868108
fagalope
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Lol I went to Nevada union. Still leave nearby too.
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>>704868714
Live**
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>>704868442
Hahahaha
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There's no way they don't realise this was rigged. I cant wait
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>>704868714
Me too!
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star voting for rocklin to get it up faggots
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>>704868714
have fun in last place faggot
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>>704868777
It wasn't rigged, people voted for it
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>>704868778
What year? I'm class of 2010
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>>704868564
at work, and it took me like 5 minutes to get it up on my phone. also, on my phone.
Might tonight, after work...

but for now, i'm at least in the crusade!
reminds me of the old days.
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Oh hey, been a long time since high school but I actually get to shitpost something in my hometown? Done.

Also if you guys are curious why the top two are what they are Folsom is the white preppie jocks and Antelope is the NFL wannabe niggers. Funny that it hasn't changed since I went to HS in the 90's.
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>>704868777
how is this rigged, they are asking for people to pick who they want them to put on TV.
THE PEOPLE'S VOICE HAS SPOKEN
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>ctrl-c
>ctrl-shift-n
>ctrl-v
>Vote
>Alt-F4
>Repeat
>kek

Enjoy
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>>704868777
Sheyat, your trips may be a bad omen..
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Fuck you, I voted, nigger.
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>>704868923
triple 7 = always luck
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>>704868820
no landslide for brett hart
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Inb4 the counter spams
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>>704869031
do not jinx
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Bump
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I'll keep going until The Hitman has atleast 50% of the vote.
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>>704868985
Let's hope the best, you may be right
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>>704868859
Well...I didn't go there but I live on Ridge.
My kids graduated from NU. 2012 AND 2014
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I am spam-voting so hard right now
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>>704867812
finally. i was afraid i had to do it myself
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>>704868923
Nah 3 7s is good. I just meant that there will be some backlash from one side when they see what happened, then there will be backlash from the other if they change it. It'll be a shitshow. Fun for the whole family
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>>704869021
>yes faggot but we dont wan the jock schools to have a seccond place brett first rocklin second
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Literally fucked my battery
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>>704869031
brett hart will fend them off
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OP here. There will be more, too lads. This is just operation one. This whole area needs a severe cleansing of rednecks and jocks and its up to /b/ to do so. Since I live here, I will have direct access to all the voting polls and anything else crucial that could change this county's history. Now that we have a certified team, pledge your allegiance to the cause of cleansing this sinful county!

Let us focus on the task at hand and win this battle, and then eventually win the war!

For those truly dedicated to the cause, take to Twitter and storm these redneck and jock fahhots! Remember, the towns/Schools we hate are Elk Grove, Ponderosa, Pleasant Grove and Jesuit.

It's a glorious day, but it is not the end! Just the beginning my friends. Keep your eyes out for the next operation and be ready to fight!

#OperationJockCleanse
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at like 680 votes now.
kek
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Voted don't know how many times I think 30-ish.

Hope you're happy OP.
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>>704863381
newfag detected
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>>704869264
Autist detected. Get a life OP
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>>704869264
To glory!
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>>704869264
OP is virgin WOW champion
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>>704869264
Operation JockAndAwe
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>>704868380
Firefox addon
You record actions
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Fuck I lost count, I was at 62 before i messed up doing shit in between...
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>>704869119
Anything can happen
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I dare calling this.. Keklulz
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>>704869438
final fantasy 14 is where its at
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>>704869264
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>>704863381
we've got lasers and shit.
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>tfw we twice the votes of the jock school
OP post when the game will happen and a live stream if possible
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>>704869264
The new messiah!
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>>704869169
Looking forward to the trimmigrants? Some of them have already arrived.
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>>704869264
hey fucktard, this is a bunch of degenerates scamming a poll for keks, not a fucking crusade. You are not cool, this will not get you laid.
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711 keks already
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>>704869570
this
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Do your part
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>>704869704
Lurk more newfag
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>>704869460
you're the reason we need an upvote button
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