Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /kys/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>pls ban this shit
>3D is ALWAYS trash
>Only elitists use retard as an insult
>Most importantly, drink bleach!!
>And I'm already friends with Kyoko
That's fucking rude.
I don't have a job because my school schedule is REALLY weird, I'm gonna do it next semester when I have more time/a better schedule.
You're a natural cutie pie~
We will share one big mug.
Want to split a glass of Clorox?
where is my lewd, you!
just something very nice. that's all the detail I wish to share...for now~
done with homework for today
not to sure what to do with my free evening
how is everyone's day going?
How gay of you
You weren't even rolling you nympho!
>poster of a double cheeseburger
Reminder that if you are rolling for lewd trips, people can roll for your lewds with trips.
I have all afternoons off but I keep my work schedule thin because I need to focus on school. I work like 3 shifts a week tops
it's current year you bigot
yeah but you were impressed and so you must comply. these are the rules, I didn't make 'em
Tomoko is a disgusting waifu kill yourself
QOTT: If your waifu were to preform a sexual act upon you, what would you want it to be?
I would want a blowjob, or anal if she were up for it
Its goin pretty good, Madoka is really good so far. I'm feelin pretty cozy right about now.
That sounds pretty ideal, I'll jump into that when I start work again.
Yeah, we will share one hoodie and one glass of hot cocoa~
hey mate. Work had gone well, so good,
You'll just have to drink your own glass of bleach alone then
I just want to cuddle her :(
Oh dear something sexual or intimate happened
oh it is? i never watched it but people claim a lot from the show
appearently season 2 just got announced so thats a thing
ah thats good to hear, how long do you work a week?
I just had one of those after I finished my shift
Don't worry, it's not too late to change your hikikomori ways
Hugging and pushing my face lightly into her chest
Woah, season 2? Shiet.
But yeah its super cute!
>And deep/dark as hell.
What are you up to?
Lots of hugging and snuggles
That was the plan. So you posting them or what?
was it extra saucy? I love the sauce in those.
yea mami was really excited about it
perhaps i should watch it as well so i can get on the hype train
>my list is sooo long
oh thats okay, although jugling with school could be annoying
dunno how homework is in vmbo but i couldnt even work for 10 hours a week in highschool
then again i was a lazy fuck
That was lewd though. Head pats are the peak of lewdness don't you know? :^)
I don't have to do anything on school really
>something very nice
I'm looking at you
Sauce? eh I just kind of throw whatever I feel like throwing in there
That's what denial sounds like
Oh yeah, I love Madoka. Just finished rewatching it actually
I showed Madoka to another one of my friends who actually likes anime.
At first he was like "Dude, are you making me watch magical girls?"
But then he was like "Dude, fuck QB."
Yeah boiii Its gud.
>Mfw my list is pretty long too, but I've got a bit of downloaded.
I just barely started, kek.
It can always get much lewder.
Check these trips with lewd images.
oh thats pretty amazing
strolling through school is good, did you think about an higher level yet?
eh im not sure
the picture i saw looked like a real s2
but i dont know much about it
so i could be wrong
but i got no time
i need more summer break
Trips never ever.
You haven't watched it yet? It's like a really bad acid trip dude. I'm surprised Mami hasn't forced you to watch it yet
Same, but I can't wait for winter break yo!
I've even got a week for Thanksgiving.
Its already a fucking ride.
>I'm having fun though.
Just like you
Is it really?
tasty is all that matters really.
Feeling odd. Kinda like I'm full but I haven't eaten anything today and I'm running on empty
Eat something. Anything. Tiny pot of yoghurt. A sandwich. A bag of dicks.
I tried to but it's making me sick. Even drinking water..
What are you guys listening to?
I agree, Alice is a super cute.
being the target of rudeness is mine.
yea thats true
but you might regret it in the future, at least, thats what old people say
you up to anything tonight?
oh that sounds fun, i dunno i am on an anime slump lately. I used to binge everything but now i cant even finish mirai nikki in a week
im still on KLK for about 2 weeks now
damn, wish i was that lucky. we get nothing
just an autumn break in about 5 weeks
and thats not even a break because after that i got a shitload of exams
ah that sucks
but that feeling is usually caused by a lot of hunger
kinda have to agree with rori, but dont eat a bag of dicks
Will Kyoko be able to handle your repressed sexual desires?
Not that pic please
You scare me
Force it down. Seriously. Its making you feel sick because theres nothing there to help digest it. If you cant then see a doctor. I dont know everyones aversion to doctors nowadays.
That she is
Although I'm curious, where is she from?
That's what I thought
Did you start that VN of yours yet?
I get bullied even when I try to be rude
RIP you bro.
>I'm pretty confident in my knowledge for my exams.
I like this
People do say that, but i probably won't.
No I'm not doing anything tonight need to work tomorrow, for school. Stage if you kn ow what im saying. So im not making it too late
What the fuck is this shit?
The lyrics really hit me, so deep
What the fuck is up with you, you fucking mongoloid?
Are you mentally damaged or something?
I'm a guy and you can swallow my dick sown your throat like you would probably love.