ITT: Post a superpower, then make the superpower before yours useless.
>example, invisibility, but you can't be invisible within 100m of another human
Pic unrelated also
You can't control how many things you see through, so everything is always invisible to you.
Everyone still thinks he is.
The power to become a cute anime girl.
To end all consciousness, next or afterlife, or further observable understanding in an immediate death, for everyone in the universe.
You can spawn clones as needed to be in multiple places doing multiple things. The clones are sentient, but not fully autonomous, so they can't betray or rebel. You remain the dominant mind at all times. Intelligence grows for the main mind based on shared experience. For example, main you sits at home playing vidya while clones work multiple jobs getting you rich & take classes making you smart & run errands you don't feel like doing, etc.
You can only use it when you are on fire or being struck by lightning. No "absorbing" the fire/lightning. You suffer the same consequence as anyone else.
>Ability to stop time whenever, wherever. No harm being done to my aging process and nobody else can do this but me UNLESS I hold their hand. Thus, bringing them along with me.
Fuck. Well, good thing I'm an atheltic swimmer. Can hold my breath for roughly 4-5 minutes.
Not too big an issue, just gotta stop time as soon as it starts back up again.
You have perfect shape-shifting abilities, allowing you to alter your size and shape to any living person or creature, including things as small as insects or large as dinosaurs, while retaining your psyche and personality.
To have the ability to create sustained miniature black holes
The ability to fly at mach 5 speeds propelled by a constant stream of shit like pic related
The ability to curve bullets like in pic related
Correct answer. Not sure I'd even want to cut lifespan in half for 1 clone.
Would've also accepted shared pain. Any accidents or damage to clones effects original. If a clone gets hit by a car & paralyzed or loses a leg, so does original.
But your dog comes back... wrong.
The power to freely grope and enter penis in any female between the subjective ages of 18 to 60. Along with this power comes the two natural abilities: to know which have VD and which don't, and the women I touch enjoy the experience.
Also changes the density of everything within five feet of you in an equivalent way
You can die as many times as you want and you just come back to life stronger than what killed you 21 hours later
You know this example of a stupid super power has always been very dumb. First odd most perverts see as useless because they want to basically rape girls or watch them undress fucken losers. Now let's explain why this super power is amazing so we can stop using this as an example. If you are invisible as long as no human is around it means you can sneak into places that only watched by cameras. Some stupid banks, sneak into private areas, or distract humans away so you can sneak in to do whatever. So this example power is awesome you stupid fucks just don't know how to use it
>Can only teleport when barefoot and you form a pile of broken glass in a ten meter radius wherever you land.
simply hold a pair of shoes while teleporting and put them on when the glass appears