I have a legit question:
How could a girl possibly ever give a better blow job than a trap? traps:
>have dicks so they know where to lick, touch, etc
>HAVE A DICK so they know what feels good to get licked, sucked and so on
Overall traps are just the ultimate girlfriends, try to prove me wrong
>protip, you can't
I've watched trap/shemale porn since I'm not actually against the idea.
Yes, in theory they should be better at it. But judging by porn, shemales give TERRIBLE blowjobs.
I've never seen a shemale who can give a Bobbi Starr/Belladonna level blowjob. I'm willing to proven otherwise.
He made a meme stupid newfag kys
>inb4 me not b8ing ur ass and some other stupid fucks for (You)s
Yeah they seem stuck up. No tongue, barely any spit, cant do hardcore throatfuckig or soft penis sucking.
Hey OP do you have a trap gf?
Real traps aren't cute. They look like men in drags. Actually men in drags are better looking. That's because men in drag have less mental problems than traps.
idk im a trap and i pride myself in my deepthroat skills and i like sloppy blowjobs. actually kinda sucks because most guys say I'm too pretty for them to spit on me or slap me or anything like that.
U niggers are x10 worse. fat neckbeards autistic fucks. Why hangout in trap threads in the first place? You must be some repressed little faggots. Be sincere with yourselves for the first time and bend that boipucci for black cock.
Says the guy hanging out in a trap thread.
-samefagging this hard >>704815240
this hard. thanks for the bumps repressed faggots. I love that white boi pucci spread that shit you meme lovers. u CANT MEME ME! HAHAHAHA
My first post in this closetboi.I know morons like you have very little concept of numbers higher than one, but calling samefag just because your dumb ass is getting insulted more than once is pretty infantile.
Now upload all the pics you've saved from trap threads and have good wank.
AHAHAHA u faggot i have 4chan x do u know what that is white boi?
I can see if the ip is same or different? get it? stupid fuck bend your beta ass over and let me go in raw. thats why you are in this thread. be my bitch cos thats all u are in life pot and kettle LOL u are just a faggot who needs a good dicking stop kidding urself
I'd rather fuck the ugliest women on earth than a trap. Also, you dont fuck a trap, it's a MAN. He has a dick. A dick can not be feminine, only vaginas can be feminine.
How come we don't see any "masculine vaginas" but only "feminine penis"
as a tranny trap. yeah. i feel like i put more effort than most girls.
i suck dick whenever my bf says, let him fuck my ass, he can choke me, eat my ass, spank me.
i can play games with him because i actually know how and like playing games.
i shave everyday despite having so little hair.
i let him cum inside me,
in my mouth,
on my face,
hes my first boyfriend, kiss, first everything. and i would do anything for him.
i appreciate every little compliment.
for normal girls, he would be one of many guys in her life. she would expect jewelry, compliments, flowers, spoiling. etc. because they abuse their attractiveness. they get spoiled by their fathers and expect the same from their boyfriend.
a 9/10 trap is much better than a 9/10 girl because the trap isnt a spoiled bitch just because she has a pretty face, tits, and an ass. the only downside is no vag. and even then, that only costs 26k
posted on trap thread recently.
ill go by sky on here.
considering tits. still smaller than an A cup because only a few months on hormones.
so am self conscious
being a trap is purely genetics. if you aren't naturally a lanky short twink. give up and look for gays tbh.
the only real upside to being a trap is ppl are nice to you in public, cat calls make u feel cute, and my bf is straight so i got lucky and dated a 4chan lurker who isnt a liberal fuckwad, but also isnt a trumpfag.
just train a girl not to gag you fucking faggot.
realizing that last bit made little to no sense. sorry. im kinda asleep rn.
gays are usually feminist faggot liberals who suck hilarys dick and want 15$ min.
but being a trap meant i dont date gays.
most traps are tumblr retards. but that basically means weeb. but trannies like me are huge anti feminist because ilike hairless skin, pink, dresses, etc. gender roles arent "oppressing" me. traps are kinda the same tho. they like girly things and dont want to pretend that frilly panties are evil patriarch inventions.
Lol. I fully admit I'm a virgin when it comes to trannies. I've only ever had sex with real women.
But since porn caters to fantasies, shouldn't porn provide you with amazing visual performances?
I've never seen a tranny pornstar who can suck dick as well as some female pornstars.
SO MANY (You)s.
I cant wait to tell /tv/ about this, they would be so proud of my trolling
1: Sure, I'm a newfag, but what's with the bananas now? Is it just evolved "I really like this picture"
2: What's so wrong with the end of the banana? I guess I must like Satan's anus..
Look. OP, i have nothing against gays. but please, fucking please.. that is not a girlfriend that is a boyfriends as it is a person with a dick... now dont give me any shit that its not gay because its oral sex.... Oral sex. that is two words.. one being sex.. meaning it is a form of sex and your fuckin gay OP
>Yeah they seem stuck up. No tongue, barely any spit, cant do hardcore throatfuckig or soft penis sucking.
Exactly. You'd expect them to be capable of giving epic blowjobs based on what chanfags say... but they're just 'meh'.
that my friend is an oxymoron, just like you
I mean, they don't have to be straight necessarily, but like... I know quite a few gay couples... and... like...
Fuck that noise. I don't want that relationship. I don't identify with what they have going on.
They're great people, and they're relationships seem nice, but I don't want that for me.
Fucked plenty of girlies, a couple women, and one trap. The trap was terrible at head, couldn't take the D. 1/10. I know you think you have more of a chance at fucking a trap, or that you even want to; that stems out of loneliness.
Stick to your fantasies. Keep your hands to yourself.
>>704818182 its an epic may may, he got outed for being a massive faggot, so in retaliation he is spamming the thread thikning it would do anything to posters. One right click and I can hide all these posts, but I like b8ing too
fuck off we're 404ing
The mentally impaired must give the best blowjobs.
good luck faggot white boi. my jewish friends PAY me to shitpost and shill these fetish threads. you are only keeping this thread more attention with all the free bumps haha. Ill cum inside ur anus one day faggot
I know where to find you 100% of the time, in all the trap threads xD
Idiot those attracted to traps are not gay since they're attracted to the feminine side, they're bisexual.
Get educated retarded prick.
ITT: faggots too beta to score pussy
tbh. post a below the neck. let us see how close to trap u are.
or if you dont give a fuck. a face pic not linked to social media. then we can reslly see how good a chance u have.
nigger i get PAID do this. A lot, I already finished my mortgage 3 months ago haha
anyways i know where to find your bitch ass, in the #trap #nohomo #notgayifballsdonttouch
That bitch slam piggy is nasty as fuck too u samefag, have you seen her breasts? bitch looks like a decayingzombe LOL
shit festooned dude ass....have at it ya' stanky faggot
I know, it's all you can get.
>no matter what they say you will be fucking a man.
if you are into guys, be into guys, good luck. but don't pretend like it is the same as a heterosexual relationship. it is not!
Hillary supports gay rights. Unless they contribute to the CGI.
Gay re-education routine in the real world.
They're coming for you homosex.
Some people don't like anyone that is not like them.
fuck outta here u sandnigger pedo fucker. camel fuckers bestiality suicide bombers
>he does it 4 free
I don't get the appeal of traps. You must simply like the dick. The dick on a feminine man, but still, you like the dick. If you didn't, you'd just be straight. Most of them aren't even that feminine anyway. Large hands, large feet, broader shoulders than a girl, man ass, masculine traits that can't really be hidden.
Simply put, it's a gay act to wanna fuck something that has a dick.
>trap mouths just feel wet
>women mouths feel better because they feel shame thus tend to be soft tongued
>Boipussi rarely feels tight unless they are new to real cock
>Women sphincters tend to be tight because they care if I think she is a slut for having a loose asshole
I hang out and fuck around with these crossdressers and trannies over in west hollywood. The cool ones tend to be the ones that acknowledge they are guys in chick clothing. If you identify as a female but have a cock, you have issues. If you identify as a transexual just because you have a cock and took hormones then got some surgery done, you have issues. Crossdressers are ok in my book on the other hand because they tend to be comfortable with being a dude but like to dress in women clothing, if you get surgery done or take hormones but are still ok acknowledging you are a dude then high five. Real trannies are genetic mutations, not to come off as condescending, they are real victims, not those sick fucks that spend money to get tit jobs. Can you believe one of those sick fucks is seen as a hero while a real trannies future is on a leash by the porn industry?
ITT: Trap faggots try to justify being mentally retarded
samefaging this hard
stop lurking trap threads u gay guy faggots 4 lyfe
i warned u faggot stop changing ur ip
im not actually sure you know what it means to samefag
also im not sure you actually know what an IP is
but just remember: your parents will never accept who you are and your mother cries herself to sleep at night
also if you don't reply to this post, your tranny faggot bf will die right in front of you and then your mother will die in her sleep
i get payed per (You)
Thanks guys, I already fulfilled my quota for the week but I do get overtime.
Though genuinely curious, and please just humor me for second with another (You). Why do you do this for free? I cannot imagine why anyone would shitpost for free so intently and religiously.
>>704812618 (OP) you fucking degenerate
>They don't have vaginas.
>They have dicks.
>I'm not gay.
True words must be repeated.
The crossdressing I respect
Wow, how retarded.
Look date traps all you want, but every penis is different. What works for you won't work for every other man. So traps gave about the same chance of pleasing you as a bitch. It's all about experience, not about having a dick so having an imaginary approximate estimate of how other dicks work. Thinking g that makes you retarded.
thank you for not being the scum of the earth. although i hope ur not the type of conservative that lets the state screw us over because you only focus in federal corruption federal violations of the constitution.