ylyl thread last one died

>>704803547
fucking lost

>>704803547
Wait a second... that's not burns! That's a piece of ham on his face!

Shit thread

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>>704803926
thanks lori!

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>>704803547
>>704803692
>>704803759
>>704803830
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>>704803926
>>704803950
>>704803956
>>704804032
>>704804071
>>704804238

>>704804358
mfw 4 25

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>>704804595

lay down and confess while I read your rites

>>704804358
degenerate shit

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>>704804658
You posted the wrong one
this is the right one

these all fucking suck

>>704804934
ass

>>704804934
not all heroes wear capes

>>704804934
AYYY

>>704804358
Fuck off this isn't funny and never was

>>704804857
Good kek

>>704805388

dubs confirms it was worth a sensible chuckle

>>704804358
already 4:38

>>704804934
Saw it coming and still clicked

>>704803950
16 grams of dro for 70 dollars...
Wut

>>704804934
fuck off

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>>704803547
reminded me of

>>704805622
I fucking lost, so hard

>>704804934
dude

>>704804934
fucker

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>>704805622

got me

>>704804358
why not 420?

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>>704805622
lost

>>704805150
Lost all my shit

>>704806111

a total classic, props to the artist

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>>704806006

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>german politician, 44 yrs, alternative party
>telling everyone being terminally ill
>saying good bye to politics
>stalking a former employee, 29 yrs old
>go to his place, rape and kill him
>transport the body to own place by hand truck, right through crowded city
>send a letter that you are dead already to party
>an hero by electrocution
>autopsy turning out not ill at all, other than psycho

>mfw this is a true story

pic related

>>704806216

who's a good girl?

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>>704804934

>>704805622
holy shit kek

>>704806298
Name?

>>704806073
god damn it...

>>704803830
>1.5 million
there were at least 4 times that much!

>>704804358
kek that head

>>704804358
(You)

>>704804934
i h8 u

>>704805622
>dubs
also
>got me hard

>>704804358
Fuuuuuu

>>704806553
rip gerwald claus-brunner

>>704805961
Lost you bastard I am a conservative and hit enter the Asian love to see if I can do that you can also be used to be a dick here is the best time of oil in a few days ago and I will be in the in the area of the most amazing shows ever since I was wondering if you are in the morning of the most amazing shows ever since I was wondering if you are in the morning

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>>704806298
>Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.

>>704806945
nice,,, that pic they choose once they know you been a sick bastard. before knowing they chose more pleasing pictures of him.

>>704804934
Fuck you dick weasle

>>704804358
Pig faced bitch

>>704804934
Cuck

>>704805150
looost

>>704804358
Well shit

>>704804358
Lost.

>>704803759
Lost. Hard.

>>704806945
the fun is that 7.62mm is a .30"
so a nicely decimally divided retarded unit gets called a retarded divided nice metric unit.
makes me ne everytime.

>>704804358
kek'd

>>704804934
Fag

>>704804934
Ayy lmao

>>704804358
kek

>>704806362
>being a kiwi
>japs invade after amerifat bombs fail
>assembles heavy armour division
>division of bob semple tanks
>charlton automatic rifles mounted everywhere inside
>corrogated roofing iron deflecting inferior nippon bullets and artillery

>victory

>>704807400
kek & czekd

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>>704805607
16 grams of hyrdo weed for 70$ which is cheap as shit

>>704804358
well

>>704806276
>Yo, Lucy
fucking lost

>>704806602
1,5 million survivors. 6 million dead.

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I.....wow

>>704804934
no

>>704805899
my ex's mentality

>>704803950
i don't understand why he didn't take him up on that offer

>>704804358
klu

>>704804358
Based Immunity Cat has my back.

>>704804934
Haha...im not gon a reply to this bullshit.

>>704804934
gh

>>704804358
memes

>>704804358

>>704804934
lel

>>704807974
Because he's not gay like you?

nothing triggered
sittin in the office, silent, perfect setting for eruptive laugh
try harder

Nigger Alex is doing this shit

>>704804769
>like for respect
What in the fuck do people get from having likes on fagbook? Seriously, any time I go on there I see nothing but "Type amen for this picture of a mongoloid baby or you have no heart" and other bullshit like that. Do people get payed for likes or something?

>>704808139
it's not gay if balls don't touch and you if say no homo.

>>704808195
yes actually. they take some shit site, get 50,000 followers then sell the site.

>>704807931
Click
Click
Click
Click
.. Click
.. Click
.. Click
.. Click
CLICK
CLICK
CLICK
CLICK
! CLICK
!! CLICK!!
! ¡¡! CLICK! ¡¡!

It's only gay if the tips touch

>>704804358

>>704804857
cringed, /k/ is full of redditors

>>704807968
So i have 8 mins left? Damn... If i don't post back well.

>>704805630
I don't know why but this made me lose

>>704808243
Holy fuck

>>704808313
you forgot two clicks

>>704804934
oh shit

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I lost to this way harder than I should have.

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>>704803547
How are people so fucking clueless?

>>704808548
No u

>>704808600
No u

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>>704808046
Nope.

>>704804934

>>704806602
Actually the number of deaths in camps is around 372.000 as reported by the red cross in 1945. Also almost all died of tyfus, bye.

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>>704808548
I wanted to leave the ending open to imagination

>>704804934
Replying

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>>704803547

>>704808680
I've got immunity dog. Unable to be nullified. Sorry bitch.

>>704804358
oh noes

>>704808810
this one is actually a clock

>>704806602
The holocaust is a lie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpjqf-vNq6I

>>704808810
Yet not enough to wake me up on the weekends.

>>704804934
nigger

>>704808894

Islam is the religion of peace

allahu akbar

>>704808894
Nope, doesnt count.

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>>704808796

>>704808911
I knew a jew from those times who lived in a concentration camp.
He used to tell me stories from it.
It was very real.

>>704804934
Nigg

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>>704809011
Always counts.

>>704804358
fuck u

>>704804934
faggot

>>704804358
It's 4:33 for me now and I'm still alive.

Bitch.

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>>704808451
fake

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>>704807991
Doug?

>>704809151
Its 3:34 here.

Bitch.

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I use to laugh at these all the time in high school.

>>704808911
You Canadian piece of shit

>>704805607
Only 2 were dro any ways.. 16 for 80 wpuld be five dollars a gram which is basically standard for dealers

>>704804358
2 late

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>>704808911
Don't cut yourself on that edge.

>>704808451
kek

>>704806907

The fact I can see it as an excuse for the next few weeks of school tomorrow and I'm still not sure what I was a great way of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from work

>>704806754
Didn't lose

>>704809013
that filename

>>704809377
kek. =-O
Btw kek is retiring at the end of the year.

>>704809411
Beautiful!

>>704804934
Fag

>>704809222
Trips checks out.

>>704804358
What time zone? It's 4:45ish here and unfortunately I'm still alive.

>>704804358
nah

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>>704806907
Wat?

>>704804934
Fucker

>>704809311
what kinda shit weed you buying?
when I'm in Vancouver that shit runs me at least 10

>>704804358
fucking a

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sorry

>>704803759
Never lost quite like this

>>704809761
you can get an O for 100 bucks in colorado some dispensaries without med card

>>704805090
This

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>>704807991
>daily afternoon randomness

Back to the chive faggot

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>>704809747

>>704809019
Sorry that we didn't get him and you had to suffer through that sob stories. I apologise in the name of all german soldiers, who died in the concentration camps, falling drunk from the watchtower in Auschwitz and all other similar institutions. Germany is sorry for having failed the world. Next time we will catch them all and become the jew master.

>>704804769
I feel terrible for losing to this

>>704804358
what the fuck

>>704810164
Go, Pikajew!

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>>704809890
My nigga I'm fucking done

>>704809377
Why are there so many niggers on 4chan lately?

>>704809369
You are either a jew or an imbecile.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmrHBT5h-BA

>>704804934
Nice hehe xd

>>704810302
I jews you.

>>704809262
You faggot fuck.
I'm nowhere near Canada.
Go die bitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieE22Apyn0Q

>>704807968
what the fuck

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>>704807674
Lost.

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bootin

>>704810577
My Jewmanda is no match for your Niglet! Nooooooo!

>>704809826
what the fuck

>>704804358
Man...

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>>704807931

>>704810576
that is one way to merge in traffic

>>704808455
I don't watch shit shows so I honestly cant remember how he sounds

>>704810576
What dafuck are you doing to vlc

>>704810576
>installing vlc

>>704811045
is it ylyl bc it demonstrates that you can't read?
it says right at the top
>If there are non, click skip.

>>704810576
>not "installingvlcplayer.gif"

>>704804934
gfd

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>>704803547

Found this gold going through the comment section of this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MaHsY7pITI

>>704804934
Sheeeeiitt

>>704804358
Fuck

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>>704804358

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>>704804934

>>704804358
yup

>>704804358
10 mins to go!

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>>704806276
> NUKE THE LIZAAARDS

>>704804358
just to be safe

>>704804934
reply

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>>704806943
Thank mr supreme immunity doggo

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>>704812312

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>>704806943
Take this as a tribut

>>704804358
fuck. i have 1 minute left. bye anons..

>>704804358
WE WUZ KANGS

>>704812674
LOL
Is this fucking real anon? I've never seen this second part

>>704812740
absolutely

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>>704812312
Lol

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

>>704812674
That's an ace pair of tits for grandma, genetics has blessed her and I'd love to juggle those honkers.

>>704804934
ffs you are a nigger
i pity you

>>704806276
>nuke the lizards
>hillary is still alive
Nigga make up your mind

>>704804358
fugk

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>>704812509
ok

https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin

You all lost. There are 3 more stories that dude wrote that will also make you lose. It's like someone took some greentexts and put them into a short story.

>>704804358
But why?

>>704804934
But why?

>>704813616
I'll be honest I live in Arizona and laughed really loudly at that story anyways.

>>704812971
this dude has no face and is givin the thumbs up what a guy

>>704813616
I'm glad I took the time to read that I laughed so fucking hard

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>>704813938

>>704804358
niggas

>>704814010
What was he reviewing?

>>704806216
Lost my shit

>>704814078
All of them.

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>>704814078
new vegas

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>>704803547
Thread last night

>>704814078
Sounds alot like Fallout 4

>>704813616
No no no no no hahah this is fuckin gold

>>704814078
Fallout 4?

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>>704814220

>>704807072
the fuck did i just read

>>704814234
>>704814229
refer to >>>704814204

>>704804358
Just in case.

>>704813616
Top kek
I'm fucking crying

>>704805899

Had an unbearable attention seeking friend who started saying she was my girlfriend. It was so ridiculous that I thought it was just a joke, especially since we barely hung out.

She then sent this kind of message to my friend because she latched onto someone else who was somewhat e-famous for playing video games online. Think her plan was to leech off that attention.

My friend was all sorry and offered a shoulder to cry on. Didn't give a fuck but took her offer and pretended to be all heartbroken. Dat sympathy sex. Feel kinda bad and pathetic for it but meh, got my dick wet.

Fast forward a few years, the attention seeker's boyfriend killed himself.

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>>704804358

>>704814220
I'm not surprised that people put things in their dicks. That's just people being people.
What I am am consistently surprised by is that people will shove things in their dicks with absolutely no planning or forethought. How the fuck did they expect putting confectionery up there would end?

>>704814392
>My friend was all sorry and offered a shoulder to cry on. Didn't give a fuck but took her offer and pretended to be all heartbroken. Dat sympathy sex. Feel kinda bad and pathetic for it but meh, got my dick wet.
"My friend".

>>704813616
https://www.wattpad.com/298604005-darius-part-1

https://www.wattpad.com/299524755-the-robbery

https://www.wattpad.com/308299627-robbery-part-2-the-fight-part-2-of-the-robbery-the

link to the other stories as well

>>704810480
That's really some top notch scientific method being shown here. And you call others imnbecile?

>>704814499
lol

more political stuff pls
i´m about to cum

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>>704814595
he put Darius in the other two stories and both times he had the blue arrow I fucking laughed so good

>>704804934
why

>>704806073
fake

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>>704813886
>>704813944
>>704813995
>>704814233
>>704814360
>>704814595
>>704814786
obvious samefag is obvious

>>704808243
This made my anus clench with the force of a thousand suns

>>704805150
lost hard

>>704809215
Indeed, the tunnel was fake. That's the joke.

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>>704805899
checked
check mine tho

>>704804358
Kill yourself

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>>704814560
Oh those two rascals, always getting themselves into trouble :D

>>704815154
wrong jpeg and no dubs, fuck me sideways

>>704804051
no idea why i lost to this

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>>704815198
Can do

>>704809411
do i have to be an ameritard to get it?

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>>704804358
Yikee

Nigger

>>704804358
uh oh

>>704804934
Nigger

>>704804934
god jesus

>>704804358
IT SAYS REPOST NOT REPLY MORANS

>>704809369
i aint reading that shit nigga

>>704814078
Fallout 4

>>704812674
>no one will ever see this again

>>704804934
lel dubs get

>>704815644
just a boy dressing up as zwarte piet
what's so weird about this?
we do this every year in the netherlands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69S0-W4VCxg g

>>704804238
His watch is upside down

>>704814078
tf2

>>704816507
'cause he's so sick

>>704814078
Witcher 3

>>704814290
I think he's trying to say that media started using creepy pictures of the guy after he raped and murdered someone, but had previously been less biased.

>>704812674
any1 happen to know her full facebook name?

>>704815555
checked son
and a fucking waste of quads