lay down and confess while I read your rites
You posted the wrong one
this is the right one
>german politician, 44 yrs, alternative party
>telling everyone being terminally ill
>saying good bye to politics
>stalking a former employee, 29 yrs old
>go to his place, rape and kill him
>transport the body to own place by hand truck, right through crowded city
>send a letter that you are dead already to party
>an hero by electrocution
>autopsy turning out not ill at all, other than psycho
>mfw this is a true story
Lost you bastard I am a conservative and hit enter the Asian love to see if I can do that you can also be used to be a dick here is the best time of oil in a few days ago and I will be in the in the area of the most amazing shows ever since I was wondering if you are in the morning of the most amazing shows ever since I was wondering if you are in the morning
>Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.
>being a kiwi
>japs invade after amerifat bombs fail
>assembles heavy armour division
>division of bob semple tanks
>charlton automatic rifles mounted everywhere inside
>corrogated roofing iron deflecting inferior nippon bullets and artillery
>like for respect
What in the fuck do people get from having likes on fagbook? Seriously, any time I go on there I see nothing but "Type amen for this picture of a mongoloid baby or you have no heart" and other bullshit like that. Do people get payed for likes or something?
How are people so fucking clueless?
I wanted to leave the ending open to imagination
I use to laugh at these all the time in high school.
The fact I can see it as an excuse for the next few weeks of school tomorrow and I'm still not sure what I was a great way of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from work
>daily afternoon randomness
Back to the chive faggot
Sorry that we didn't get him and you had to suffer through that sob stories. I apologise in the name of all german soldiers, who died in the concentration camps, falling drunk from the watchtower in Auschwitz and all other similar institutions. Germany is sorry for having failed the world. Next time we will catch them all and become the jew master.
Found this gold going through the comment section of this video
You all lost. There are 3 more stories that dude wrote that will also make you lose. It's like someone took some greentexts and put them into a short story.
Thread last night
Had an unbearable attention seeking friend who started saying she was my girlfriend. It was so ridiculous that I thought it was just a joke, especially since we barely hung out.
She then sent this kind of message to my friend because she latched onto someone else who was somewhat e-famous for playing video games online. Think her plan was to leech off that attention.
My friend was all sorry and offered a shoulder to cry on. Didn't give a fuck but took her offer and pretended to be all heartbroken. Dat sympathy sex. Feel kinda bad and pathetic for it but meh, got my dick wet.
Fast forward a few years, the attention seeker's boyfriend killed himself.
I'm not surprised that people put things in their dicks. That's just people being people.
What I am am consistently surprised by is that people will shove things in their dicks with absolutely no planning or forethought. How the fuck did they expect putting confectionery up there would end?
>My friend was all sorry and offered a shoulder to cry on. Didn't give a fuck but took her offer and pretended to be all heartbroken. Dat sympathy sex. Feel kinda bad and pathetic for it but meh, got my dick wet.
link to the other stories as well
he put Darius in the other two stories and both times he had the blue arrow I fucking laughed so good
obvious samefag is obvious
Oh those two rascals, always getting themselves into trouble :D