RAGE thread

>>704799052
i hope that guy dies in a firey pit of niggers

>>704799123
R u fuckin shittinf me

>>704799176
>Guy

>>704799123
whose reasoning was this?
hillary....

>>704799080
Gas Sonic, racing war now!

>>704799577
kek

btw this is a rage thread, not a ylyl

>>704799679
Fuck off cuck

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>>704799577
The fact you put this in a rage thread made me rage.

>>704799639
Hope she gets aids

>>704799792
you must drive the mercedes

>>704799123
I don't believe this. It's not tru

>>704799080
>Didn't like fast people
kek

>>704799879
>Implying there's anything wrong with a W123

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>>704799792
>>704799879

>>704799467
FB is run by kikes, what did you expect, stupid goyim

>>704800071
Samefig

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>>704799655
Fuckin' kek, man. Nice dubs, by the way.

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>>704800140
lurk more

>>704799692
at least i know which woman to rape next now

>>704799176
>Firey pit of niggers
Kek

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>>704800140

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>>704800140
>>704800432

>>704800329
>not like you can use "inspect element"

>>704800556
That's shopped nigger

>>704800556
untitled, lmao desu

>>704800418
kek

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>>704800616
LOL. ok bud.

gtfo with your windows paint shit

>>704800787
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>704800965
FIRST OFF

>>704799123
No fucking way

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>>704800758
Holy shit. The game? Are you 12 or just severely retarded?

>>704800140
Thread died, thanks nigger

>>704799123
Holy shit 3rd was awesome.

>>704801398
That's retarded but I'd still fuck her

>>704800861
All of the MAGA girls are at least a 6-9 the lefties are like 3-7

>>704801398
Where did all these statistics come from? And why do they skip all the years that don't fit their data?

>>704800048
Ayyy
I know that chassis number
R230 fam.

>>704801398
Can i just say that i fucking hate stone as a weight measurement.

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>>704801862
>uses a system that has stones as a unit of measurement
>stones

OI RUFFLEFURD
OY BOYO HO EDWICKERFORD
HOWS A MANY HEAVY LIFTS DOES YER CUNT PONDER YONDER MAIDEN HEAVE?
JUST BY MY DOILY THERES YONDER STRUMPTET IS NO DOUBT IN ME JOLLY BONES 4 PINT 6 ROCKS OVER THERE

>>704800577
Checked, but what does the inspect element do?

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>>704802011
Stay mad, its called GREAT Britain for a reason nerd.

>>704802011
Its not a literal rock you shitter.

One stone is 14 pounds, its just an absolutely retarded ratio which irritates me to this day.

>>704802177
in google chrome (and maybe also other browsers, I presume) you can highlight text and then either right click and choose "inspect element" or just use the shortcut shift ctrl I.
with inspect element you can change pretty much anything you want on a website, like text or images. no need for Ps anymore.

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>>704802366
using pound

>>704802011
Zozzle lad

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>>704802756
using kilos

>>704802948
>Making fun of someone using universally used systems.
wew lad

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>>704803169

>>704802506
Are you sure you know how to do that?

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itt: turbo autists criticise each other over units of measurement

>>704803299
I'm glad I'm not retarded. Glad to use a reasonable system of measure. Kill yourself and your imperial system.

>>704803389
FUCK YOU MAN. I am so fucking sick and goddamned tired of you fucking brits ruining fucking america with your fucking bulliths. it sufuckign pissing me off. imperial units are just fucking better bitch

>>704803447
You guys need to add a new unit to measure how triggered someone is.

>>704803552
It is called being American.

>>704803447
>Glad to use a reasonable system of measure
>Reasonable

"I can bench 65.7709 kilos man!"

Fuck off with that shit, your units are always too bloody large or too fucking small.

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>>704803389

Congratulation for the baby

>>704803768
Sorry, I meant to say reasonable for everything in terms of science and mathematics, in other words, everything that actually matters. Kill yourself. Even your military uses metric. All scientific institutions do. Get with the times, nigger.

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>>704799123
Lost and 3 was the best.

>>704803768
Noone would bench 65,7 kilos are you seriously this retarded? You'd bench 68 or 67 cause we dont have fucking gram weights nigger. It's like me saying "oh hold on i just gotta lift this, all 24,8668473)(273)7 Ibs of it.

>>704800418
>stone
fukken britbongs

>>704803768
>>704804065
Also, use scientific notation, please.

>>704804109
>Using a currency type for your weight
Fuckin' Americunts.

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>>704803768
Stop crying, nigger

>>704801398
>19st
it 19th, nineteenth, not ninetenst, jeebus.
also, 19th in what? worlds ugliest male?

>>704803910
You can bitch until you're blue but you won't change anything.

USA is the most admired superpower in the world.

>inb4 "bait" or every other jealous whiny reply

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>>704804289
>>704804289

>>704804247
>American system
>>>>>>>>>>American

>>704803389
dat troll face
also, fish lip

>>704804289
Kek, I like how you completely ignored what I said and just continued living on in your own world of retardation. Every scientist in your country uses the metric system. That is the reason why American scientists are even conversed with. They've learned how to converse with the metric system. Get fucked.

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ITT: b8 about measuring shit

For fucks sake stop this faggotry. Always fighting between USA and Europe.
Oh, hey, the thread finally made me rage...

>>704804186
ye 'rong, matey.
yuropoor here, hence metric master race.

>>704804247
>>704804394
You Brits can thank yourselves for the "Imperial" system, which you invented, limey faggots.

>>704804247
which book is that?

>>704804537
>implying Brit

>>704804127
I'll use a scientific notation on your bitch of a mother

>>704804669
Then you're just regular Eurotrash, which is worse.

>>704804537
Enjoy your shitty imperial system. There are only 3 countries left on earth that haven't officially adopted the metric system, and even then, they still use it in all scientific/mathematical pursuits. Enjoy masturbating to a dead unit system under the guise of patriotism or whatever the fuck.

>>704804582
Dunno. Googled "why the metric system is better than imperial". I've seen it somewhere before on the same topic.

>>704804637
animals like this should be killed and eaten

>>704804824
it's stupidity, not patriotism

>>704804824
american engineering student here. Nigga, we use both measurement systems.

>>704804744
How?

>>704799052

The only thing that makes me rage is that people find this to be more objectionable than clipping ears or tails on dogs, declawing cats, or even doing the same thing to babies.

Fuck off.

>>704799639
parents like this should be sterilized

>>704800751
YOU SICK FUCK! THATS NOT EVEN FUNNY, HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF THIS EFFECTED SOMEONE YOU KNEW! I MEAN... LOSING 4-0 IS BAD AT THE BEST OF TIMES, BUT TO A TEAM 2 DIVISIONS LOWER THAN YOU?! THIS WAS A NATIONAL TRAGEDY! (if you live in the nation of Manchester)

>>704804982
What makes me angry is that she thought she could be sneaky jacking his dick

>>704804949
I never said they used metric exclusively. I go to university and we occasionally use pounds because America is fucking retarded.

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>>704804919
>It's not stupidity, it's stupidity!
Yeah, that's what I just fucking said.

>>704804247
When is that ever useful though? You gonna bust out a mole of hydrogen to make sure your ruler is accurate? Just like having 21 different measurements of length. Wow, so useful to have 20 different prefixes to a meter when we only use 3 of them! Why, it's so easy to scale yottameters down to attometers I can do it in my head! And we've only had to revise the original prefixes 5 times since we introduced them! In fact, we haven't added any since 1991. So we're due to chuck a few more in there because that is what we do every 30 years or so for no reason! Even though the only useful prefixes were all present when it was originally proposed in 1795. That's right, the 5 times it has been added onto since have just been to add prefixes most people will never use. At least you don't have to deal with furlongs and chains and rod and such right? Even though, you know, they were useful for something once. Not like the fucking zeptometer. 'Cause Jesus Christ, I can't get through the fucking day unless I can measure something down to the sextillionth of a meter.

>>704803389
My biggest problem is the fat acceptance thing. The rest id whatever. Im not even skinny but like fuck.

>>704804962
By branding you fucking retard

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>>704799080

>>704805205
How exactly do you brand something in scientific notation? I'm pretty dumb and I don't understand.

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>>704803299

>>704805188
Any time during engineering.

>>704805080
danger, will robinson!
not one single rocket ever was destroyed because one uses newtons and the other a retarded pounds or feet unit.

>>704799123
I don't get it is it because more than half is the PlayStation logo?

>>704805080
You seem to be just mad that America is using an Imperial British system in our daily lives but metric in dealing with other countries. If it doesn't impede anything, then why get butthurt?

>>704805158
yep
also dolan is rite!

>>704805271
I think you're trying me but whatever. It's numbers

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Classic.

>>704804537
That's right we did, but when the joke wore off about a 100 years ago and moved to metric, your backwards-ass, autistic nigger country were too simple to realise the whole thing was just an epic troll and have stuck with it ever since and become the laughing stock of the world!

she thought she could be sneaky jacking his dick

>>704805336
Imperial is useless. It does impede shit. People generally learn imperial as a child and throughout school, but rarely metric. This leads to quite a few people who can't even do basic complications in math, especially with dealing with metric units. You just have to teach everyone two different systems of measurements which is a giant waste of time in our already shitty education system. We only need metric.

>>704804284
They were not saying like a place in a compition they were using a unit of measure.

>>704805437
Yeah, I had no clue what you were talking about, mate.

>>704805315
>Using copyrighted images was against the rules; half the picture is the Playstation logo
>mods said people should come up with something "creative;" First place is a fucking selfie ranked above two actual creative pictures.

>>704805613
clearly did not see the sarcasm/joke
clearly took the bait
clearly a britbong using stone as an everyday measurement

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>>704799080

>>704805188
...is exactly what you'd say if you were a faggot flipping burgers all day. Those who actually have their shit together, like scientists and engineers use the prefixes every. fucking. day! Fag

>>704803360
works in chrome, cant speak for other browsers.

>>704805753
>implying sony cares about usage of the playstation logo in a playstation advertising contest
someone just wanted to (or already did) fuck her.

>>704805760
>Believing that brits say nineteenst
>taking his bait
>me taking your bait
>someone taking my bait

The core of this argument is just "OI FOCK YE CUNT, GREAT BRITAIN IS THA BEST CUNTRY YA FAG!" or "FUCK YER TEA DRINKIN CRUMPIT EATING FAGS BECAUSE MURICA IS THE BEST COUNTRY!"

Can we just say that Britain and America are shitty right now? Seriously, they're fucked in their own way.

>>704803923
>If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to die I could've bought a gun ages ago

>>704805927
i am totally confised right now.
who took whoms bait, who won?

>>704805835
I still don't understand how you could edit things.

>>704805307
But that's wrong. One millilitre of water occupies only a tenth of a cubic centimetre, and weighs only one milligram. And the calorie isn't even metric - the metric system uses the 'joule'.

>>704805938
No, metric is objectively better in terms of science and mathematics.

>>704805938
you're not wrong

>>704806018
I did. You did. We all did.
>Let's kill ourselves.
Sleep well, kind Anon.

>>704804873
>implying this is real and not some woman hating neckbeard
ooookay

>>704806063
nope
a liter (not litre) is a cubic decimeter (not metre).
so a milliliter is a thousandth liter, a cubic decimeter is thousand cubic centimeters, so a milliliter and a cubic centimeter is the same.
as for weight, it surely depends on the density of the material.
assuming a density of 1kg per liter (often assumed for water) you get a gram per milliliter.
the calorie is an old unit, replaced by joules for years now, yes.
but humans are retarded and still use calories, often mixing kilocalories and calories, especially in the food sector.

>>704804637
Why I don't put women on any of my shit.
>You want a joint account? Fuck off.
>You want your name on the house and car? Fuck off

>>704806118
good fight, good night.

>>704804982
docking tails aint so bad

>>704806434
let's see how you would react when your "tail" is cut off.
oh, wait, i bet you're a murrijew with a mutilated dick?
butthurt much?

>>704806501
ya got me o no what am i going to do i have never been trolled this hard gonna an hero now europoor

>>704806063
Calories may not be standard SI units, but everything else you've said is wrong
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cubic_centimetre

>>704800418
top kek

>>704806434
it fucking is you fucker it ruins their balance and is fucking cruel as fuck you fucking sadist

>>704799639
Unless the names are unredacted, these posts are pointless.

>>704799052
The retardedness of this makes me rage. Cat, Schmat. I mean sucks for cat but, fuck, STUPID.

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>>704806501
>>704806703

>Implying that there couldn't possibly be a legitimate, medical reason to amputate or dock a tail

>Implying that the animal is conscious when the procedure is done

>Impying the procedure must be cruel and unusual, and akin to Hostel levels of torture

>>704805080
you're getting butthurt about measurements, if that's a problem for you, you shouldn't concern yourself with much

>>704801635
thats a non-binary man baby

>>704807085
medical reasons are the only reasons to do such

conscious or not, dogs and cats need tails to communicate with each other

the amputation without med reasons is unneccesary and as such cruel and a torture

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>>704800861

>>704807070
hawt

>>704807085
>implying people don't dock tails for pure aesthetic reasons
>Implying people actually give dogs more than some local anesthetic when they do it

>>704799123
gets me evrytime

>>704804637
FUCKING LOST
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I WOULD CUT OFF THE CLIT AND USE THE BLOOD AS LUBE FOR HER SLUT ASS HOLY FUCKING SHIT

ALSO REQUESTING THE "I HATE YOU" MAIL EVERY DAY STORY

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>>704807085
>>704807276

>>704806501

>using "butthurt" because you have nothing of value to actually add
>ignoring the fact there's reasons like infection or tissue death to consider as valid reasons for this practice
>being this stupid

It's okay though because you're just PRETENDING to be retarded. It's okay man, we get it.

>>704805676
Aha ok, here

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_notation

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>>704800787
What do you mean, anon, paint rules is titsawesomez!!

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>>704799123

>>704807483
kek'd

>>704803299
Calling us jews? Lol. No. You know the truth kiddo

>>704803779
really didn't need to see this :(

>>704807070
ha, and she thought she could be sneaky jacking his dick

>>704805188
When doing science. Even scientists in murica use the metric system

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>>704805478

>>704807231
was "joetheawful" already taken?

>>704803389
Right? Weight should be measured in KEKs.

>>704807516
med reasons are ok.
but there are a lot of dogs with cut ears and/or tails, and i don't believe those animals all had a uncurable infection.
especially "fighter dogs" like pit bulls often have cut extremities, i don't think this has something to do with them avoiding being bitten in there while fighting?
no, absolutely not, those body parts froze off, totally...

who is the stupid one of us?
i, giving reasons why this is bad practice and and allowing where it is necessary, or you, just going to attack me while pretending to be on that animals side?

>>704803552
the unit is called KEKs

>>704806019
simply html bullshit? you only change them on your end, genius

>>704807901
how much stone are a kek?

>>704804284
st=stone, fagtron.

>>704808206
>We wuz kings
>We be smarter than tha white man

Fucking idiots. Feed your fucking people then

>>704807747
>>704804537
>>704804394
>>704803768
Go back to >>>/int/ you fuckin pieces of niggershit

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>>704799052
well....fuck me I guess

>>704805478
Literally about to have a seizure trying to hold this rage in. Sister would always click on ads and download random music programs. She would always delete all my shit "because I download viruses". So glad I'm done with that shit

>>704808210
>Tagging Mark
INSTAGRAM GET OUT

>>704808210
This is so fucking far from funny kid. Seriously never post anything again.

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>>704808368

>>704808682
>>704808778

looks like my work here is done. there's my contribution to the topic, OP.

>>704808049
Depends on how many stones Moot weighs. Then you make a ratio (Moot weighs 10^3 Keks) and convert.

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>>704799052
ha, and she thought she could be sneaky jacking his dick

>>704800751
>asian

>>704804637
I have no sympathy for the dude. He knew slapping her was litterally b8 and he did it anyways. Gets what he deserves.
>22nd century
>trusting females with anything important
Wew lad
Hillary cucks

>>704808673
>being younger than your sister
well there's your problem, nigger pussy

>>704800556
> caring this much about what anonymous people think about you when when you're anonymous
What the fuck are you doing nigger?

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>>704809026
>Best b8 of the dec8

>>704804637
fake

>>704805437
You are exactly as baited as you just now realized.

>>704810040
It's OBVIOUSLY satire you fucking retard.

>>704810155
then why are all these retards getting dick hurt abt it?

>>704799080

109kg at 7 years old!?!?

I'm not sure that's even possible...

>>704805478
This makes me want to scream.

>>704806063
>One millilitre of water occupies only a tenth of a cubic centimetre
LOL! No.

> And the calorie isn't even metric - the metric system uses the 'joule'
See above. The Calorie is metric, it's just been replaced by the joule for many uses in recent times. It's still part of the metric system despite the fact Joules are preferred..

Every point you tried to make was wrong. The shame of it.

>>704804186
It says the rest of her weight in lbs though, instead of 17.00006 Stone or whatever. SO WHY NOT USE LBS FOR THE WHOLE DAMN THING?

>>704799639
Bitch would be out of GBPs for years.

>>704808205
Burn.

>>704809026
> mfw I was there when this glorious meme arose
> mfw no reaction images
> mfw she thought she could be sneaky jacking his dick

>>704805026
Fuck off with your gay ass euro sport.

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>>704799080
Wait, 109kg is like 250 pounds right? That's as much as me, and I am a fat full grown adult who lifts weights.

What the literal fuck?

>>704810609
I'd also be fine with kilos. But fuck your stone bullshit

>>704810962
240lb

>>704804289
Admired<hated.

>>704804637
clearly fake and gay

>>704800418
Anyone got the pic of some fat ass in a weight loss program being paid ( not by her ) and doctor says she cant have chips but she eats them anyways and cries saying they shouldnt have them

>>704810155
no shit you fucking autist, how fucking miserable and fat are you right now in your parents basement ?

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>>704811176
This?

>>704809720
I'm not younger than her she's just mentally challenged

>>704804363
You see a fat ass like this in around 1/100, good point.. In my area 1/1000

>>704804637

lawyerfag here:

Wouldn't happen. Not even close.

You'd have to do a lot more than slap a bitch to go to jail, and no lawyer in their right mind would tell her to clean out the joint account (even a fucking public defender would get damages galore from that).

>>704811462
What this parasitic, blood sucking, morally bankrupt nigger said.

>>704806703
Working dogs have had, and still have, their tails docked to prevent injuries working in heavy cover, barbed wire fences, etc. Sometimes vets have to amputate tails in adults because of the damage, which is much more serious than docking a puppy.

I do agree that docking of dogs for aesthetic reasons is unacceptable, as is act like trimming the ears of Doberman dogs to make them look more aggressive

>>704811239
Fucking love this one, Especially when euro fags call the US fat

>>704811462
Is it true that you guys can swim in shark-infested waters without fear of being bitten?

>>704811594
My dog gots a cut tail from a surgen, but she did come home one day missing flesh in all and only had the bone.

>>704805584
Actually we learn both. We learn imperial in elementary school because it's simplest (uses physical body parts as a base) then metric and SI standards in later elementary on. We were expected to use SI standards in science courses

>>704807070
She is too fat.

>>704811741
You're conflating two issues. The obesity of USA vs UK, which the USA leads but the UK isn't far behind, and abuse of your national health service by stupid people. Oh....wait

>>704811887
Exactly my point.

>>704799577
I don't get it

>>704809468
>22 century
>wew

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>>704805188
I found this amusing.


At least we'll be able to use magnets to find all these people we need to euthanize.

>>704807231
>those crazy indoctrinated eyes

>>704805188

And where does the planck-length come in?

>>704810962
fat weight isn't the same as muscle weight.
you can be tall and weigh much or have a lot of muscles and weigh quite a lot.

>>704803360
take it easy, if you edit something you didnt want changed just change it back or press f6 and press enter.

>>704800751
im indian but these fuckers need to be lynched
fucking pussies for police in europe

>>704807231
>>704800861
Why are these people so fucking ugly?

>>704805188
hahaha science and methameictics is useless xDDDDD welcum tooo americunt!!!

>>704811239
to be fair
who the fuck brings a food trolley through a weight loss ward

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>>704809719
looks like someones telling pork pies

>>704803389
>fat-positive

What a time to be alive

>>704803768
>Fuck off with that shit, your units are always too bloody large or too fucking small.

thats why we have units that scale uniformly, you autistic retard

>>704804289
>America
>admired
>superpower

Pick one and only one.

>>704810609
too long winded, bad for the heart. especially when you considered the inferred meaning of the info and the fact that saying two hundred and fourteen pounds seems to in.dicate tghat the amount is beyond the ordinary. Say more with less. also it sounds fat just hearing it, cat is an unflattering color on the queen.

thanks culture. you pos.

>>704805188
This thread literally gave me cancer. Im starting with precautionary chemo right away.

>>704813798
fat* is an unflattering color on the queen

>>704799123
Someone surely thought

>Girls never win, lets give her a chance because she is quirky

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>>704813606
Which country? AND WTF? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

>>704813271
Shut up Carlos you fucking beaner.

>>704805529
moved to metric, last time I checked I still saw miles everywhere.

>>704804637
Shit like this makes me consider getting SRS

>>704799577
That's a really nice car. Bitch is retarded.

>>704813606
Actually awesome

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>>704799052
WHAT A FUCKING CUNT. I think she she should be stabed in her ears with wit rusty nails

>>704799123
Winner violates the rules and is completely unoriginal and utter shit, but she's a girl, so she wins.

Raging hard...

>>704805026
Not if you follow city

>>704815307
stabbed*

>>704807483
>implying identifying implications is inappropriate

>>704806599
>not knowing the difference between metric and SI

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>>704803389
>the chinese take-out on top of the car
>my sides

>>704814464

took me 10 sec to understand what i was looking at...

>>704815387
Ups

>>704804363
The fkn suspension in that vehicle...

>>704816055
why the fuck does everyone spell "oops" like "ups" now? seriously. it's oops and not united parcel service. >:c

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>>704816264
oups

>>704804637
>had a vasectomy at age 25
>sad that any children I shot inside the cups would not have any of my new experience
>tell nobody except boss at the time
>as time passes I forget about it because I can still cum
>10 years later some chick I've been dating walks up to me and shows me she tested positive on the pregnancy stick
>knows I make tons of money and thinks she has me by the balls so she starts behaving like a spoiled bitch
>kick her out that week telling her that is definitely not my child when I remember that I am no longer fertile but fail to tell her
To be continued...

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>>704816355
This story is getting good!

>>704816355
sounds like a previous story posted here a few years ago, but please continue

>>704804637
If I were this dude I'd kidnap this bitch violently rape her, rip off her hair, teeth and nails, skin her alive, then put her in a tub of salt and lemon. I'd then cover up my crimes and move out of the united states with no regrets.

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>>704816355
COME ON OP I GOTTA GO TO UNI SOON

>>704811741
what show is this ? >>704811239

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>>704810603
THIS DOES NOT DEUS LET ALONE VULT! BEGONE DEGENERATE! LEST I SMITE THEE IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY FATHER AND HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON JESUS CHRIST!

>>704816477
As a Dane I have to kek
Our neighbor country is a fucking cuck

I remember in primary school many fucking years ago, we had a stand-in teacher who came from Sweden.

She was 100% Swedish, blue eyes, milky skin etc.

Except she had converted to a fucking muslim wearing a burka, everyone in class INCLUDING THE FUCKING SANDNIGGERS where baffled by it, and couldnt stop asking "Why tho?"

Funny thing is she couldn't answer, she just tucked her shoulders lol

Sweden is fucking cancer, Merkel-tier.

>>704816355
Anyone have the post similar to this one?

>>704800556
Nice.

Should happen in every thread.

>>704816320
no. repeat after me "oops".

>>704804247
One pint of water weighs one pound and requires one BTU to raise it 1 degree Fahrenheit

>>704800418
I weigh ~17 stones 1lb. ~239 lbs
but I don't get the point of using stone. it's such a weird number to multiply/divide by

>Amerifat here

>>704817686
i spilled my soup oups

>>704807776
It was a problem he had. He really, really wanted to be bisexual but was ultimately straight

>Be me
>be peasant
>living in Europe
>lord tells me i can fight for my god and country
>sell everything and leave my family behind to surly die in a country far away
>stop the spread of sand niggers for a millennia
>tfw descendants bend over and let those muslem dogs them walk all over them

>>704804982


Who gives a shit about babies

>>704817920
there's no hope for you.

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>>704818233
That was another anon I can do it

"Ovps"

>>704816355
>seven months later hear a knock at the door
>nobody knows where I live except mailman
>assume I accidentally gave out my address and expecting to greet some random person
>it's ex with a big round belly and is begging me to take her back while trying to guilt me by insisting the child is mine at the same time
>she starts hitting herself in the stomach and I immediately call the cops
>after they get our info and each side of what happened they call an ambulance to take her to the hospital
>the very next week I get visited by an investigator who wanted my side of the story because the doctors discovered bruises on her belly and it was blamed on me
>got shown pictures and the investigator immediately told me my fist were too big to have done that so asked me what I used to hit her with
>spent a few hours covering my version and re-enacting exactly what happened
>sure enough it was all taken to court
>she said that when we lived together the dna test proved positive
>went on to tell more lies
>during recess her lawyer was confused because she never brought any of that extra stuff to the table
>back in session the judge asked her to bring all documents of the test in the next court date
>she showed up empty handed and her lawyer said they are working on getting those documents in order or something
>my lawyer walked up to the judge and handed him my vasectomy documents that were signed by the doctor that did the procedure telling the juries that it was impossible for me to inseminate her, specially after years have passed since the vasectomy had been done
>as a free man I boozed it up the following weekend

>>704800418
I hate that smile on her face. She's acting like she's done something adorable a quirky. This isn't some "oops silly me, teehee" kind of situation. It's not funny that that you made your dog obese.

>>704816355
Cont plss

>>704799577
Thats a nice car. Love the W123's

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>>704814691
I've bean called that many times

>>704818274
no hope

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>>704818403
Anon believe in me, I can do it!

"Overps"

>>704803389
THAT image makes me rage.
By default, she is a shit human being, and it is morally ok to fuck her shit up (the car)
As such, I would very much consider it if there was no chance of getting caught.

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>>704816477
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