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You there, what is your profession?

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You there, what is your profession?
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Dude can't I just do some work just like regular shit so I can learn and decide and shit.
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>>704776005
tailoring and engineering
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>>704776005
18 and waiting for my job orientation.

So, nothing.
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23, professional shitposter.
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Bartender
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Unmotivated soldier
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Assembly line operator
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Nigger Lyncher
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>>704777108
The Omnissiah approves
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I don't think I want to be a poly sci + x rent seeker
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>>704776005
Head chef at Wendy's
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Jet engine mechanic with 10 years experience.
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State park ranger
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>>704776005

i am a man of sales good sir
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Board Op
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>>704776005
drunkard
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>>704776005
Macroeconomist
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>>704776005
Dog trainer
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A God
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>>704777505
lmao! chef? at wendys
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>>704776005
school teacher sir...
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Electrical Contractor
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>>704776005
eternal student (PhD math)
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Pot maker
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>>704777505
You arnt are chef if you work at Wendys retard
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warehouse wageslave
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>>704778453
If I was one of your students, id fuck you.
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>>704776005
I'm a YouTuber with 5mil subs
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>>704778325
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>>704778711
Fuck off leafy
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Burn unit nurse.
Get punched and screamed at a lot.
Pays good tho.
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>>704776005
Air Traffic Controller, 8+ years
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Drug dealer.
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>>704778910
Do you think of being anhero?
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entrepreneur
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>>704776005
I accept loads
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>>704778371
>>704778592
fucking newfags
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Cum dump for my roommates ^_^
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18, Lot Porter.
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>>704776005
I get paid to call OPs faggots on the internet.
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>>704778652
i'm a man
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>Night shift hotel worker.
>Occasional story teller on /b/
>in perpetual state of crisis
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>>704779272
Good. That would make my number 1 fantasy come true.
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>>704778883
>wipes peoples butts who have burns
>occupation pays goo
pick one
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>>704779041
Like in the movie Ground Control?
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Master custom upholsterer, furniture designer.
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>>704778883
>Punched and kicked a lot
Calling BS
Nursing jobs are not nearly that hard, all you niggas do is get blood pressure's and temps all day
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I take kids away.
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>>704776621
Weird combo, or is that the hot shit now? Profession revamp in Legion any good?
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>>704778883
"WHATS YOUR OCCUPATION!"
"I-I-I clean shit..."
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>>704776005
Warehouse Operations Manager
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Cook from italy
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>>704776005
Restaurant industry
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I make this a spiderman thread
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I don't have a profession. never had a job. I live with my mother.
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fluffer
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>>704779695
Fuck outta here Can Mayor
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>>704778883
>I'm a nurse
Ayyy lmao
--------> /r/MyTradeTakesNoeffort
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Software Engineer
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>>704777505
>37

Where did it all go wrong.
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>>704776005
lawyer working for the mexican consulate in pennsylvania
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I make candy
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>>704780527
beaner lawyer
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>>704778883
>paying for an education more useless then gender studies

troll or what?
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Iron worker sir...
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>>704776005
I work at panera's..
I'm a student.
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>>704780484
fuck you
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graphic design is my passion
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>>704778883
Please post health tips on how to correctly wipe & in what direction
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>>704780658
Still make more than most people and I like my job.
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Behavior analyst for autistic fucks
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>>704781138
always wipe back to front and don't believe a man when he tells you that shaving your public hair will rid you of crab infestation.
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line cook.
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>>704778883
ppost cute butt
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Software developer = )
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>>704780790
Tim?
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>>704781469
Holy shit.... who is this?
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>>704781469
Mike?
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>>704781394
How long have you lived in your moms basement?
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>>704781288
I bet you are high on life, Jesus.

That's a terrible job.
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>>704781574
No basements in Texas... but my parents live in another state anyway
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>>704781574
37 years
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>>704781516
From Washington?
>>704781547
No...
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>>704781394
>"= )"
Drink bleach.
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>>704778883
Cringe ASF
>Didn't think lying would have been better
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Software engineer. I work on the web browser that you're probably using right now.
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>>704781719
= (
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I dig it
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>>704781717
Maybe.
How do I know you.
(if I do know you,Which im sure i dont)
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>>704781769
can you give me money? i live in a third world country, if people don't give me money I will starve
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A translator, my good sir
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>>704778883
how do I put on icy hot?
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>>704781712
Damn man ,

Why?
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I work at a K-mart.
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>>704781937
Which languages
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First year teacher.
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>>704777505
They make the best pasta
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Personal Hair stylist for Donald Trump
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>>704778883
>10$ an hour =/= pays good
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Engineering
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>>704778883
Replace Unit nurse with prostitute

Triple your money

Youre welcome
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>>704776544

thats what i say nobody gets it
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>>704782085
get off 4 chan ray
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Case manager at a recovery center.
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>>704781924
Let's just pretend this didn't happen lol.
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professional shill
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just quit my job, worked for a tree removal company, 12 hours a day fuckin hated it.
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>>704778883
FUCK I NEED HELP I JUST FUCKED UP A GLUCOSE TEST WHAT DO I DO? CALL 911?!?!?!?!
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>>704776005
Business Intelligence developer.
I work with a database and do analytics to give people meaningful info.
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>>704780860
no u
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>>704781959
severe depression and anxiety
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I don't have a job. I worked at McDonald's a few months back, though.
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>>704782537
Wait what
WHO ARE YOU
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME
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Professional Puppeteer for a popular Entertainment company.
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>>704780498
>>704777505
only $8.75 per hour. You poor bastard.
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>>704778883
i can atleast have respect for a denist anon but damn

you should have just became a plumber or some shit. atleast thats useful
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Network Engineer / Network Security Engineer. Boring shit
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>>704782853
how old are you?
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>>704776005
medical student, i love my future carrer (:
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>>704782834
me too . Feels bad man : (
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>>704782738
no u
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>>704782962
27, lad.
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>>704781926
Get a job faggot
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>>704776005
Area Director of Pharmacy
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>>704778883
Honestly
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>>704780029
Not poster or nurse.
But my mom has told me some shit about it. She has had to shave morbidly obese bedridden peoples lives to insert catheters.
He's been an ER nurse and dealt with addicts.
She's moonlighted in prisons and had to sedate murderers going apeshit and feeling bad that they pissed themselves because she's given does that put them out for a week.
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>>704783162
this
>>704778883
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>>704776005
I manage a liquor store. I shake up 1 in every 6 hard to find beers, because fuck you.
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>>704783283
*Pubes not lives haha
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Exterminator.
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>>704782859
Just saying pedophile would have been easier
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>>704783162
who will hire an old man without previous jobs, I mean, I never had a job, and employers want experienced people,
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>>704783283
>Not poster
>Defending a useless job
k
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>>704782966
>Medical student
>can't spell carrier.
>The future is bright
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Systems Analyst
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>>704783700
kek.
Dont you mean career?
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>>704782537
>>704782857
Ok faggots, you may shut up know.
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>>704783283
i honestly highly doubt that, all you fuckin see nurses do in a hospital is walk around the hall and gossip
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>>704783700
>carrier
KEEK

>career*

Kys
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>>704783567
I don't get it.
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>>704776005
I'm a CNA..
Basically the person that nurses use when they don't really want to get up and do stuff.
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>>704778269
Should I invest in guns, or butter?
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>>704783813
Newfag doesn't know how to turn 360 degrees and avoid that shit
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>>704782859
fuckin kek'd
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Pediatrician
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>>704783700
>>704783864
>>704783813
KEK HARD
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>>704783283
max bait mode
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23 - Correctional Officer.
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>>704783864
What , Career isnt wrong
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>>704783283
>>704778883
>types exactly the same as op
>not Op

samefag
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>>704776005
Lawyer
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>>704784032
wat
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Honolulu International Airport Porter
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>>704784366
>Lies.
>Lies everywhere
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>>704783595
Kill yourself
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A simple student
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>>704778883
>Tfw micheal scott does more important things than you
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>>704784366
You lying son of a whore.

Probably failed the bar 12 fucking times.
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>>704776005
College dropout, jobless neet in parents basement
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>>704784496
Some guy in all 4 threads ive been in so far has just been telling people to kill themselves.
Im pretty sure its all you

Go outside anon.
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>>704784366
>Daddy paid for one semester of law school
>Thinks hes a lawyer

Ok
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>>704784633
If I send you paypal money with you do stupid stuff on video?
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>>704778883
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>>704777505
How do I get promoted? I'm only a sous chef at my Wendy's
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>>704784622
I'm from south america, our exam is waaaay easier than the bar>>704784622
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>>704779219
Dealership?
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>>704784572
Sauce pls
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>>704778883
Learn how to solder or some shit, you'll make more money
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Art teacher, currently unemployed
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>>704776005
Commercial Loader for this company
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>>704778883
Kill yourself
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>>704776005
Math teacher
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>>704784899
Oh, well that makes sense. South America is a shithole. They need lawyers there.
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