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ITT: We rate eachothers knives, no kitchen knives

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ITT:
We rate eachothers knives, no kitchen knives
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How do you get them all inside your ass?
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>>704770295
well first i wrap them in toilet paper as to not cut myself then i just slide em in
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rate, niggers
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>>704769628
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>>704770996
6.5/10, not enough diversity for situations
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>>704770996
I see 3 shitswitches. Unbalanced crap.
Cool glock m8, find better knives.
3/8
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>>704772090
what about OP's?
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Bump while I take a pic of a few
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>>704772299
triple dubs, holy shit, CHECK'D
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>>704769628

I like that red Snap-On knife.
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>>704772542
That looks cool
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>>704772090

There are 2 spydercos and one switchblade you fucking idiot. The spydies aren't autos.
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>>704772473
It doens't work like that...
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>>704772473
Wew I didn't even notice kek. These are the few that were in front of me. r8, h8, whatever
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>>704772180
The middle knife is cool.
The buck knife on the right is the most tactical and versatile. Everything else is a box cutter.
... 4.4/8
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>>704772542
Noice dude. Love the Benchmade balisong
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>>704772755
I don't care. They are vanity knifes.
Practically useless.
Are we rating knives of trying to suck off our favorite blade manufacturer?
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>>704769628
What's the knife on the far right called op I have the same one but I do not know it's origin
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>>704773299

>spyderco
>useless

found the 14 year old
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>>704770996
pretty gay
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>>704769628
What are these for? Why do you have them?!
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do you faggots like fixed blades or what?
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>>704772473
Stab yourself newfag.
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>>704773760
for killin. And trekin. yeh
folder for EDC
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>>704769628
>Buck
110/10
>the rest
stab yourself
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>>704773760
Rambo up in here. Protecting your Doritos from girl scouts with that arsenal, faggot?
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>>704773933

post your shit you sad lonely faggot
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Looking for info about this little guy. Zippo for comparison.
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>>704773760fixed are okay, but i like big pocket knives, like the buck on the far right in OP's pic. foldable and concealable yet quite large and all around good
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>>704774030
What the hell is this?
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>>704774221
butterfly knife illegal in australia
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>>704774221
Butterfly knife

>balisong if you're a knifefag
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>>704774030
Bradley Kimura IV
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>>704774221
Just guessing, but it could possibly be a Bradley balisong
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>>704774449
Nice engraving
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>not using your knives
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>>704769628
Nice small collection Op
Now rate mine
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>>704774605
Thanks man
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>>704774629
gay as fuck
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>>704774596
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>>704774596
What even is that
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>>704772542
I want a Balisong but they aren't legal in Canada :(
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>>704774629
OP here, i have more but scattered around the house and i dont wanna go get em. 7/10, too colorful and csgo fanboyish
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>>704774852
Solid knife, love KA-BARs
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>>704774629
Going to show us your crayon collection next, faggot?
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>>704774918
>>704774907
see said picture above. knuckle buster with blades
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>>704774852
You've won the thread, best knife 8/8
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>>704774918
A double edged basement protector
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>>704769628
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>>704773760
best so far
>>704774852
i dont care what anyone says kabars are cool as fuck
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>>704775069
>knuckle buster
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>>704775367
That ones got some use on it, nice
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>>704769628
I have the same one on the far right!
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>>704774109
Nice
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>>704769628
I have 2 of the one in the middle 5/10 needs to be bigger to use comftorably
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>>704769628
Is that a craftsman OP? Check out mine
>All you'll ever need
unless you're a knife fag
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>>704769628
i found this on the sidewalk yesterday
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My modest collection

R8
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>>704777398
nope, its a buck. 1000x better
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>>704777560
Awesome collection.
The only problem is that shit little spyderco you have
7.9/8
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Ignore the saw.
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>>704774629
Dude, yikes.
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>>704777482
That's a nice find man. Clean it up, oil it a bit. Sharpen it and you'll have yourself a fine blade.
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>>704777879
What? It's an awesome knife
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>>704769628
Rate my carbon coated Mora bushcraft knife + sheath with firelighter, sharpening stone.

Seriously though, Mora knives are great little things - much better than all these shitty 'toy' knives kids buy because they think all the curves and swirly bits are intimidating.
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I'm thinking of trying out spyderco next. Just not sure where to start
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>>704778297
Not a fan of the Scandi grind, but Mora's are great

/out/ approved
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>>704769628
Nice Henckel, i have the same one. really fucking locks in place!
the other knives look faggy, but hey to each their own
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>>704769628
>>704769628
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>>704777560
how much of your life did you waste arranging and straightening them up for that photo?
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>>704778004
second from left?
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>>704778499
Like 10 min, mostly getting the right angle
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>>704773760
gtfo chief
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>>704774907
what's up with your hand?
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guess which one was a drunken purchase at the renaissance fair lol
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>>704773933
kek

nice dubs
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>>704769628
check it fags
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None of you amerifags have opinels..


>Inb4 opinels are shit bc they aren't american
>News flash: they're actually so much better
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>>704779099
Been thinking of getting one, but I heard the locking mechanism isn't that good
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>>704778977
that key to my heart
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>>704777194
the swiss army knives are the huntsman, tinker and recruit btw
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>>704779073
>gimping your blade with useless serrations
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you guys are absolutely retarded. what a stupid hobby
hurrr durr muh blades. literally so edgy...i could huurt peeeple huu hoo soo cool
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>>704778600
Muela. Got it for 20 bucks. Was cheerin.
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>>704779447
kek
>edgy
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>>704779447
it's not about being edgy my dude, they're just nice to look at.
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>>704779447
Why when you see a knife you think stabby stabby?

Projecting much?
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I can make whatever knife I want!
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>>704779447
also, nice knife pun.
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>>704774629
I have the karambit on the top left, but it broke :(
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>>704779338
I dont think their useless, great for sawing shit, i use this bitch everyday
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>>704774109
Winrar
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>>704769628
Heres mine
http://frtyd.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/omeglegirl
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All these shit knives
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>>704779509
niiice
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Balisongs, anyone?
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>>704780115
benchmade is god tier, everyting else is faggots
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>>704769628
>no kitchen knives

bunch of wannabe tough guys posting their shit pocket knives they never use, this is a japanese board you weebs would love my Japanese kitchen knives
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>>704779622
> it bring me pleasure to stare at blades
seek help
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>>704779637
because that is their function?
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>>704774159
that's a nice looking dagger

could be a toledo, but i'm not 100% sure on that.
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>>704779447
>what a stupid hobby
I use my knife all the time when camping. It's also a useful survival tool in general.

Knives aren't just for shanking people you dumb cunt.
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>>704780726
Maybe for you

For normal people they're tools. Get help
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>>704774109

Beautiful, now stab a jew with it
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>>704780583
don't be silly, i don't just stare at them. i do use them sometimes and it's kind of therapeutic to sharpen them with a strop.
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>>704779447
wow, really makes u think
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>>704780908
>muh useful survival tool. its the 21st century in no Apocalypse scenario will you be the hero of the day with your flashy pocket knife which suuch utilityyyyy.

>camping what do you use it for when camping that cant be done with a normal knife?
name anything its useful for when camping that cant be done by a steak knife and if you say like cutting rope or setting up a tent that doesnt count
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>>704781250
toools for what that cant be done with a normal steak knife?
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Rate me /b/
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>>704779447
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>>704781764
holy fuck all of you at once with the >its a tool dude
you guys are the tools. no difference between the knives posted here and a normal steak knife
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>>704781759
not gonna lie i'd probably buy that

8/10
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got a hundred of em but here's the one laying closest
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>>704781622

>what is culture

Kill yourself you fucking degenerate
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>>704774993
>>704775048
>>704774774

Ikr! I got the colors to match with my nail polish! One for each knife ;D
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>>704781622
hunting and survival knives ARE normal knives for camping fuckhead. have you ever even been camping?
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>>704781697
Bit of a difference between a steak knife and a pocket knife or hunting/outdoors knife.

You're an inside person aren't you
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How's this?
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>>704781697
>pocket knives bad - use a steak knife instead
kek
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>>704774030
Want to be spy autist faggot
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>>704782189
Looks dull
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>>704781900
>no difference between the knives posted here and a normal steak knife

they look nicer and are a lot more fun to play with
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>>704772542
>richfag's knives
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Great Thread!! Finally some blade loving brochachos!
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>>704782189
good to kys
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Everyday carry.
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>>704782189
6/10
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Give me your worst
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>>704769628

O shit OP, I have that knife on the right. But mine is old and wobbly af.

Tell us about yours, and I'll tell you the story of mine.
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>>704782076
>>704782062

so both of you tried to argue but still havent stated any usefull thing having a " outdoors knife " would have when camping over a steak knife. again doing stupid uneccassary shit like cutting ropes and sharpening sticks doesnt count.
and a pocket knife is even fucking worse. they literally have no function in life. grow up
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>>704782189
My nigga
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>>704782275
you got brain damage?
steak knife is the same functionally and practically as a hunting/camping knife

pocket knives on the other hand dont need to exist in the first place
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>>704774159
It's actually a butt plug anon. How does it feel having touched an inherited butt plug?
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I carry this one when I go to bars.
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Old pic.
Want to buy kunai and one of those old straight razors for shits and giggles.
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>>704782611
Why do you even care? You're obviously a nu male with soft hands

I've carried a knife every day since I was a kid and my dad gave me a Swiss Army knife for my birthday. They're incredibly useful.
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>>704782443
catherine the great had good taste
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>>704776096
Edgelord maximus.
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>>704769628
the lighting isn't great, but here are three of mine. They are all handmade. 2 are ivory with scrimshaw, and the really long one is mammoth tooth. All have damascus steel blades
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>>704781622
>>muh useful survival tool. its the 21st century in no Apocalypse scenario will you be the hero of the day with your flashy pocket knife which suuch utilityyyyy.
Are you 12 years old or just retarded? It's a survival tool as in - if I get stuck somewhere in the wild, since I go hiking and camping regularly, it will make the job of surviving easier.

Opening tins, gutting/filleting, wood chopping, cutting, digging... and defence against a wild animal (unlikely but still).

And a steak knife is designed to cut steak. They aren't designed to withstand heavy duty use on tough surfaces like wood, unless you're buying some pretty expensive niche steak knives?
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>>704782996
you make them useful.
you actively seek out opportunity to use the useless shit on them im guessing. probably never used any of it beside the corkscrew and alan keys
>carried a knife everyday
thats a sign of being a degenerate and a red flag in psychology
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>>704782928
Nice puukko, but you should know, it's a tradition to take off the finger gaurd when you hit puberty.

So you know, don't pull that out in a Finnish dive bar in Laplander territory.
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>>704783137

Those look fucking amazing.

You make those, or who did you get them from?
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>>704783260
Lol, this mad about a pocket knife

Europe or Australia, which is it that you're from to be this brainwashed?
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>>704775581

More info on the top one plz thx.
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>>704783593
Looks like a cheap Rambo knife knockoff you'd find on Amazon
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>>704782795
Oh, I didn't realize the thing I carry and use at least twice a day was actually useless and had no purpose. Thanks for clearing that up!
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>>704783489
>Those look fucking amazing.
>You make those, or who did you get them from?

wow, i wish i could make knives like this... Naw, i bought them when i got really into collecting custom knives several years ago. I have about 30 more of this kind of quality. I was super sick at the time and had money from when my dad died... blew it all on super expensive knives.

Two are made by Reese Weiland, and the other is suchact jangtanong.

you guys want more?
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Mine is in the garage with my camping gear, but I have one of these fuckers.

So cheap and so mean, I don't even give a shit about it. If I fuck it up, no biggie.
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>>704783251
im retarded but you say one day you'll get lost while camping or hiking. that sounds likely considering you have the intelligence to think you need a knife to dig holes and open cans for when you definitely one day get stuck in the woods.
lets examine your post for useful things a steak knife couldn't accomplish.
>gutting
thats useless unless you
A. plan to hunt in which case yah you need a hunting knife, but hunting is just as retarded a hobby as this autistic knife thing
B. are stuck in the woods, again making you the idiot for getting lost while doing something stupid. go camping or hiking without being retarded and i promise you wont get lost....well maybe you might

>wood chopping
this is an axes job. dont validate your knives with it.
>cutting
wooow knives can cut now? steak knives cant cut
>digging
what the fuck are you digging?
>defense
steak knife probably do you the same in this scenario honestly
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>>704779686
Fucking knife hipster.
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>>704783593
google search

https://www.amazon.com/Rogue-River-Tactical-Serrated-Emergency/dp/B01CRN2VYU
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>>704775367
Have you been attacked by rattlesnakes while on acid by any chance?
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>>704783532
canada where we dont have the intelligence of 14 year olds who think they need knives on them at all times just in case
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>>704783532
fuck off cunt aussies love knives
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>>704783680
>>704783680
what you using it for?
inb4 i clean my nails and flick it around sometimes
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>>704784095
kek
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r8
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>>704784199
Nah, you used to be real men, now your laws are shit

Crocodile Dundee would get arrested immediately today
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>>704774629
that thing that looks like an owl is cool
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>>704779686
>10/10 would use in woods
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>>704784005
all of this shit was explained by
>>704783251
now fuck off
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>>704783381
That one is my first knife I got, I think I was six years old when I got it. It is made to be child friendly - finger guard for obvious reasons, rubber handle so your grip wont slip.
It got replaced by the one with wooden handle below it but I added it into pic since it holds value for me.
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>>704784005
holy shit shut your fucking gob and read what you're even writing you actual autist
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>>704784149
Your entire country needs to be IP banned
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Let's go
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>>704782611
All the same, right?
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>>704784333
thats from fucking victoria you mong. obviously no real men live there
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>>704784422
nice rebuttle. glad to see more intelligent attempts by the knife totters.
so far ive seen once person attempt to legitimize owning these stupid things and i shot down every point they had
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>>704783137

Ok, here's 4 more from my collection. The white handle one is hand carved pearl, with 14k gold inlay and titanium liners with blued damascus steel.
The one with the blue/cream handles is hand carved mammoth tusk, titanium liners, damascus steel.
The balisong is from a south african maker, has mammoth tusk, and about a dozen small rubies inset in the thing.
And the 4th one is a Pro Tec Ultimate Godfather knife. The bolsters are hand carved, damascus, etc.
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>>704784601
lmao you screwing things in twice a day everyday dude?
i know how much i use screwdrivers on a day to day basis. especially when im not at my own home
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>>704784149
wait till your country is overrun with murderous shitskins. yes I said it.
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The two slut knives I use the most
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>>704784836
this is the most valid point i've seen so far.
i genuinely have no defense for this point.
well made. pocket knives are useful for defense agaisnt shitskins. trouble is they probably have the same or worse :/
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>>704784786
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>>704784657
>shot down every point they had
yeah nah
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>>704784657
you are grasping at fucking straws with this
how autistic can you possibly be to think that you're "shooting down" points
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>>704781622
You need to get out more. A steak knife is weak, you can't cut down a tree with it. Use it to cut steak. For basic cutting, you could use a razor blade and be fine. But if you need to cut down a tree you need a real knife.
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The buck knife I engraved myself shitty but carries significant value to me. But all edc for work, I enjoy kershaw design.
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>>704785065
the point being?
another fucking person just tries to say "you're too dumb to get it" but refuses to try to justify the use of pocket knives or outdoors knives. only one with any sense of you lot is>>704784836
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>>704784786
>what is an analogy
Sorry about your autism.
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>>704785285
or maybe an axe?
wooooops i tried to use logic. better use muh knooove thatll get the tree down roight qikker
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>>704785327
If you think using a knife against shitskins is a good idea you really are retarded

Get a gun if that concerns you
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>>704785009
also, they'd only dare face a prepubescent girl in single combat. if you run into trouble with them, they'll surely be in a pack, or it will be in the form of a crude bomb
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>>704783839

Hell yes!

*fapfapfapfapfap*
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>>704785271
>>704785239
how about you try to argue those points i made then?
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>>704781622
>requires an apocalypse for any sort of 'survival' to be attained during a camping trip

my fucking sides
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>>704785422
>what is a practical tool
sorry about yours
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>>704784226
not the anon you replied to, but i use my knife for opening boxes, cans(if the fucking can opener isn't where it's supposed to be), cutting rope, engraving numbers and letters onto wooden boards so i don't get shit mixed up, and gutting, descaling and, beheading fish.
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>>704785595
>requires an overblown knife for any reason
my fucking sides
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>>704785271
Knives are a functional, handy tool. I bet you open clam-shell packaging with your teeth or your pointy little dick then? The only reason you dont carry a knife is because your boyfriend does and you can just use his you faggot.
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>>704785634
>>704785595

Guyyyys, let's just be nice and look at other people's cool shit, regardless of how practical/autistic you think it is.
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>>704785595
> getting lost
> getting stranded
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Can you triggered liberal cucks go be retarded on tumblr where you belong?

You're ruining an otherwise good thread
Post more knives
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>>704785556
>me pointing out why doing so would be pointless
>you asking me to do exactly that
fucking kek
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>>704785764
Hey I think knifefags are stupid too, but you're the biggest faggot here.
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>>704785763
>opening boxes (cough steak knife)
>cans (even you thought can opener first)
>cutting rope (i knew someone would say it. what you cutting rope for?)
> engraving numbers (or maybe use a marker but that wouldn't feel as manly, thats why on construction sites everyone carves the lumber with their knives)
>fish (you got me their. so in the scenario that you are specifically going fishing to eat them then yah i guess a knife like this is warranted, still not over all worth it to me)
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>>704784695
Total knife collection investment cost?
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>>704785634
A practical tool is basically not having to get a kitchen knife every time I want to accomplish a trivial task.
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>>704786289
I'm gonna say about 350
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The Bowie fucking Knife, when you absolutely positively must behead every fucker in the room....There is NO substitute.
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>>704785438
Go for it, carry an ax the next time you go on a 10+ day backpacking trip. It's only an extra couplease of pounds, but you obviously know that that's not a problem
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>>704786396

Now that's a knoife.
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>>704786497
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>>704786289
>Total knife collection investment cost?

around 30-35k, i think... WAY way too much... i totally regret it now. They are beautiful, but i dunno... I'll sell them when i really need to. For now, they are being stored.

I was on so many meds (methadone, valium, xanax, gabapentin, etc) that i lost track of my priorities and blew a huge chunk on this.

the rest went to my car... heh...

stupid
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one of the few knives I bothered to buy
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>>704786204
why else would someone fish, hm? unless they are too small or you have caught the legal limit already it is free food
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>>704786518
Its strictly for slicing Bagels (Jew Donuts)
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>>704786342
instead you get a stupid more expensive knife for said trivial tasks
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>>704786375
>I'm gonna say about 350

each one of those knives is worth WELL over 1k dollars
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>>704784695

Mammoth tusk? Are you fucking retarded?
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>>704779892
posting a shit tier Randall made.....
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>>704786674
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Pls r8
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>>704769628
>NO KITCHEN KNIVES

oh so just fucking impractical knives for nerds then okay I won't even open this thread
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>>704786497
lol i bet everyone here goes on 10+ backpacking trips
this argument has as much weight as the following

>next time you find yourself in a collapsing building on the 45th floor youd be glad you had a parachute
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>>704774629
Fcking garbage novelty knives. buy an actuall useful knife retard
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>>704786873
>Mammoth tusk? Are you fucking retarded?

no, why do you ask?
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>>704786666
My guess was about 5k off. Some really beautiful knifes fam.
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>>704786707
>free food
because spending money on food sucks
id rather spend money on a knife a fishing rod bait and spend hours catching a fish then making it taste good with lemon juice i bought and salt and pepper i bought and some herbs i bought and oh wait...whats the point again?
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>>704787085
>My guess was about 5k off. Some really beautiful knifes fam.
thanks, i appreciate that. there's about 20-25 more. not all of them are that gorgeous, though.
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>>704786664
I'll admit, your ignorance is rustling me.
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>>704784264
like the strongarm?
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>>704787205
I appreciate good knives. Would you post the rest?
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>>704769628
>>704772638

You can get yourself a snap on knife too!

For just 13 easy low payments of $299.99 you can get the 2 inch folding pocket knife!

If you want to step it up a notch and get the 5 inch folding knife we can break that into 347 easy payments of $399.99!! WOW! What a deal!
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>>704786204
>you got me their
this explains a lot
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>>704786674
me again, here's 2 other flip knives
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>>704769628
ITT:
Fat kids post their edgy toys and wonder why they are virgins.
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>>704786204
Dude. Why would you need the internet? You could just use the postal service, a phone, and a set of encyclopedias.
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>>704784264
Collection of $20 knives.. great work buddy.
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>>704786744
Three.

Fiddy.
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>>704787240

>shitty $5 gun show "replica" Hitler youth knife
>They cant even get the swastika even
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>>704787405
>improper use of there/their
OH MAN WE GOT HIM NOW GUYS, PULL OUT YOUR KNIVES HE MADE A GRAMMAR ERROR WE WIN RIGHT. INTERNET RULES SAY WE WIN
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>>704787490
ITT:
neckbeard fatasses make posts complaining about a thread for knives.
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>>704786931
Too late, nigga.

OP was trying to avoid trolls posting butterknives and shit, then you got all butthurt about it.
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>>704787362
This anon gets it. I had a snap on knife for free off a friend who had two. I also had a Milwaukee work knife I bought for 19 dollars at home depot just to trash on at my shop. Theyre fucking identical. I lost them both at some point, and had I not found the Milwaukee one I probably would've thought the Snap on was worth something.
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>>704787490
ITT nu males get triggered
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>>704787727
it's pretty clear that you're retarded, so we can't blame you
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>>704784005
>use a steak knife for everything ever
Why would you buy a steak knife?

Why not just use a butter knife?

Because all knives do the same job, right?

Why would you buy one which is especially good at cutting steak when you could use one that is less good?

This is essentially your flawed logic in a nutshell.

The reason a steak knife exists is because somebody thought they needed a knife better designed for cutting steak. The reason a butter knife exists is because somebody thought they needed a knife better designed for spreading butter. A steak knife can spread butter, a butter knife can cut steak... But life's easier if you've got the best tools for the job instead of whatever's to hand.

Have a feeling you still won't understand... Just don't drop out of school, you still need it.
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>>704774629
I see someone has been to their local mall
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>>704787568
you're missing my point buddy.
while yah I get it you're trying to say your knife is an all in one tool. but its not.
its a tool that does next to nothing.
as ive been explaining for a while
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I'm putting the handle on this knife, it's my first one. It's ok, but I don't like it. I'm using some red oak floor boards. I'm considering tearing them off and starting again. Also the knife is too big for my taste, but it only cost me 6 bucks
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>>704774319
And 90% of usa
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>>704787357
>I appreciate good knives. Would you post the rest?

here's the next batch
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>>704779447
I bet you dont wear a watch either fagget.
>hurt durr just use my phone
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>>704787109
Newsflash: The knife, fishing pole, and bait are reusable. The "necessary" lemon juice, salt, pepper, herbs, etc aren't actually necessary.

It's also a hobby with the reward of food and connecting with nature.
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>>704784226

I carry a pocket knife around for work.

Cutting plastic bands
Cutting strings
Cutting roap
Opening boxes

I mean i could carry a strap cutter around with me but they are kinda heavy and impractical since all they can do is cut straps and bands.

Shoving a fixed blade knife in my pocket is rather impractical. Even if it had something to keep me from stabbing myself. my pocket knife takes up half the space.
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your knives look like fucking dildos
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>>704786741
Pretty much. I don't want to be a retarded fuck getting hurt for using the wrong tools, nor ruining my kitchenware with random stuff.

Kind of the same deal of why you don't use a machete to cut food in the kitchen, and instead use more expensive and precise tools to do it. It's just a step down.
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>>704786204
i'm not dulling my cooking utensils

and yes can opener always comes first, but if someone in the house misplaces it(i'm not saying who) a knife is my second option.

cutting rope for my boat and anything i need to tie down basically

it takes two seconds to carve a fucking number into wood. it rains constantly where i'm at and sharpie doesn't seem like a smart choice when i'm not going to get around to something for a bit.

at least i know where my fish came from and how fresh it is
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>>704786666
is ur name cody?
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>>704788411
Everything looks like dildos when you're a faggot
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>>704788253
yes I'm using my phone.
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>>704788042
steak knives for cutting steak
butter knives for spreading butter
>so far so good
knives in this thread for.......o fuk nothing tho
>best tools for the job
but these knives arent the best tool for any reasonable job.
when i go to school i should always pack a poket knife right?
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>>704775144
also adds 300 + characterlevel x 2 to virginity defense
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>>704788525
>is ur name cody?
nope
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>>704788535
kek

or catherine the great
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>>704787930
nuke melbourne
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Well son, I'm starting to think a few of these cock-gobbling faggots don't know the Riddle of Steel!
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>>704787281
Yeah, it's beefy as fuck and comes with a pretty decent edge
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>>704769628

It is not the knives that are gay. It is you.
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>>704787620
Oh alright. I guess you know better than me.
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>>704786204
do you live in the city or a rural area?
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>>704788924
city obviously
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>>704770996
Whats the OTF brand?
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Okay everyone. that's the end for this Canada fag.
off to my girlfriends house.
to recap
when i got here you all were jerking off to knives
now the pics have stopped and you have all dug as deep as you could to justify owning a knife like this thread depicts. we have, drumroll please.
>pocket knives can be used for defense from shit skins
>hunting knives are good for hunting and gutting and fishing.
the end. thats what you got guys. im sure you all love gutting deer and skinning fish with the pristine fancy elaborate faggot knives you all have been posting.
>>704788479
this guy. has made the best arguement so props to him. cutting rope to tie down his boat makes logical sense to me. carving the wood i'd argue put the wood away or put a tarp over it, but yes. i see how the carving could be easier. more luxurious one could say. the fish thing and the can opener thing are dumb but he still is the smartest totter.
im glad some other anons have hopped on trying to make you all understand knives are stupid. with this i leave you, goodnight /b/
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>>704788924
rural acually and im the poster you are askin
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>>704780115
Nice, I bought an autoaxis adamas about 2 years ago and its my favorite knife so far. I wanna get that osborne but I cant justify spending so much for the carbon fiber version.
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>>704788580
>knives in this thread for.......o fuk nothing tho
Clearly some people just like to collect knives for aesthetic reasons... Like collecting baseball cards, motorbikes, teapots. Collecting is pretty normal human behaviour. Weird you get so worked up about it.

And there are also some people here, myself included, who have a variety of knives for practical purposes.

You might not personally go outdoors, hunt/fish, camp, hike, scuba dive... so maybe you don't get why some knives might be better for certain tasks than others. That's OK - just don't pretend you know what you're talking about.
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>>704789317
ya'll probably will love my tv replica swords if you like knives guise
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>>704789317
>lying about your gf on the internet
that is kind of sad
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>>704769628

I thought those were bad dragon dildos when I scrolled by.
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>>704789395
then how do you not see the relevance of a rope?
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Don't feel like getting pictures, but I carry a BM940 Osborne daily outside of work and a $3 Walmart knife that I sharpen with an angle grinder while I'm at work. Btw I'm a mechanic
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>>704784264
that one on the far left looks like a Ka Bar - is it?
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R8
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>>704784695
People actually believing you is the best part. Well memayed.
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>>704789317
i wasn't trying to justify owning frivolous knives
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>>704789578
kek

reenact star wars for us
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>>704789827
Ye
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>>704789449
The carbon fiber reduces weight significantly but for a hefty price, i am a farmer so i carry a lot of weight around all day, that's how i justified the extra dosh
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>>704770996

Para 2. Endura. Lightning OTF. Great selection. Faggots are retarded: 9.5/10.

>>704772542

9/10.

>>704778297

9/10. It's awesome.

>>704778396

7/10. Try the Para 2 or Military.

>>704779073

8/10.

>>704779892

9/10.

>>704780115

9.5/10.

>>704784695

10/10.

The rest of you are faggots with shit tier knives.
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>>704789449
In my opinion the CF scales upset the balance of the knife, also I prefer the closed back of the handle as opposed to the barrel spacers on the 940-1
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>>704787925

Snap-On fags are a special kind of retarded.

I used to work in a shop with a snap-on fag that took out a 2nd mortgage on his house just to fill up a snap on brand tool chest with snap on tools.

Meanwhile i had my shitty harbor freight tools and got to enjoy my paychecks instead of handing them over to the snap on truck guy.

tools i used and needed a lot i bought 2 or 3 of in case one broke on me which i could get replaced that day for free.

In 4 years i rounded out a handful of sockets (replaced for free), and broke a handful of other tools however most of the time it was from me doing stupid shit with them... which i lied about and still got new ones for free.

I avoid power tools from harbor freight but they back most of their hand tools with a lifetime warranty. and the pittsburg pro line really aint that bad.

But hay if people want to pay $80 for a fucking wrench ill let them.
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rate
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>>704784695
fake knives on fake leather couch. nothing to see here but your tiny ass balls.
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r8
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when in doubt, post moar knives
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>>704790564
>fake knives on fake leather couch. nothing to see here but your tiny ass balls.

lol, totally. they're actually CG
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>>704789317
oh yeah, nothing like eating a fully scaled, ungutted fish. yum
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>>704789998
>People actually believing you is the best part. Well memayed.
there's no lie here... it's all real
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>>704790523
4 year mechanic here. I prefer craftsman tools over harbor freight mainly for the warranty. Only have 2 snap on tools in my snap on classic 96 triple bank box. Pic related
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Your faggoty knives don't even compare to mine
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>>704790181
I'm not a farmer, I edc with the Adamas mainly so weights never been a problem. Its got S90V steel right?
>>704790494
The barrel spacers look fucking amazing to me just in terms of style, I assume you've used a regular 940 before and preferred it?

I'm probably gunna buy an osborne soon, I just wanted to see if the 940-1 was worth the extra cash.
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>>704791023
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>>704791023
PiƱata?
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Slowly expanding it.
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>>704790523
If it's something like wrenches I don't see why spending 300 for a good set and not having to worry about it is retarded but the knives and such are obvious re branded Jewry.
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>>704791165
i still don't get why it's illegal to carry brass knuckles
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