You are pulled into a time portal!
The last 4 numbers of your post in reverse is the year you end up in!
Send me to 1096, or any period where I can spread the word of Christ through force.
I'll take fighting for the foundation of America.
Ha. Over 9000 years ftw. It's inconceivable. Why wouldn't you want to go to the future? I imagine any ailments have been cured, even though I'm 'normal', in 9000 years I'd probably be seen as some kind of fat unhealthy neanderthal throwback with poor memory and bad habits.
Here's to the terrible past and horrific future
That's 8871, either you're living in your sci-fi paradise or humanity has fucked itself and you get to enjoy living in a wasteland for a few moments before you expire. Probably the latter but a man can dream
Deus vult fam
>TFW Jerusalem is everything and nothing