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4chan gold thread

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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4chan gold thread
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>>704703929
Bootin
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>>704703929
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Anyone?
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>>704704127
Literally 0/10. You actually find this funny?
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>>704704557
Hey thanks for that hot opinion fuck nuts how about you contribute some funny shit
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>>704704484
Kekekekekekkeekeekekekkekek saved
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>>704703929
contributing
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>>704705310
kek
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>>704704882
Fucking awesome anon
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>>704704882
It's rare you get a story with such a happy ending, this made my day, thank you anon
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>>704704653
That's from 420chan
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Sing us a song, you're the chippo man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a chippo
And you've got us feelin' alright
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>>704704882
Fuck yeah
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>>704707503
REEE re re ree REEE reeee
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>>704703929
bump
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>>704704686
He was right. Your post was garbage. You are garbage. Kill yourself
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Someone else better fucking start dumping
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>>704708193
Yet another fag with nothing to contribute but incessent bitching
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>>704708846
Rather see nothing contributed then garbage contributed.
Kys
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>>704709000
Checked
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Im glad people actually read the russian grandpa one because its one of my favorites, good on you bros heres another
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>>704705310
ok that made me kek
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Don't have the shots for this text, but I can link video readouts. Best greentext heard/read in a long while.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGo-bLdteXs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm4Bu3vWVwI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5Na3mnQ5lM
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>>704705340
back when shitty internet slang wasn't shitty because the normies hadn't taken it
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>>704711161
No. Fuck off.
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Jesus christ, bumping for good keks
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>>704711258
i wanna try it now :|
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>>704704882
Gold
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>>704705310
Fucking kek
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One of my personal favourites
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bootin
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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>>704713477
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>>704704877
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>>704715340
I hope with all my heart this is real.
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>>704715340
fucking lol if true
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>>704709994
God damn gold
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>>704716627
kek
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>>704715567
oh god, me too.
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>>704717673
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>>704703929
bullshit the kid would show the police the conversation log and you'd get in the shit
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>>704704882
tl;dr
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>>704717817
>feelsgood.jpg
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>>704718489
just read it
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>>704703929
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>>704705310
Fuck, that was funny.
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old but relevant
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>>704718489
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>>704714861
this was today. It is not 4chan gold.
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>>704711258
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>>704720590
Don't overthink things, it will improve your life quality.

Says 4chan gold, not 4chan classics.
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>>704712904
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>>704720831
Oh, it's not because it was made today that it isn't 4chan gold.
It's shit.
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>>704718489
seconded
>>704718689
fuck off. thread states "4chan gold"not "4chan cringe"
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>>704721243
Meh, if Mark the Mintman can be posted in these, eggboy is fine. At least some oc, that's rare nowadays.

Rare like a pebble of gold.
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>>704717618
i always love these, any more?
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>>704718489
youre right. that was a good read.
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>>704721797
sure
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>>704704557
ONLY LE 4CHINNERS WILL GET THIS XDDD
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>>704714861
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>>704722187
kekd
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>>704717575
Holy shit my sides, this thread was great when it was made. Fucking never gets old
>Bombs n roses
>Throwing stones
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alright, guess ill start bootin
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b does tech support
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>>704722554

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE READ IN A LONG TIME
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>>704720590
It's fucking gold and you know it
Also here was better comments than those
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>>704722521
Fucking worth reading
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kek
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>>704723776
kek
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>>704722521
amazing. I can only hope this is true
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>>704723776

tard wranglers
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>>704709590
Funny thing about that story is that the holocaust never happened...
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>>704724027
did he already make a second part?
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>>704724469
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I only have this one on my HDD right now. Enjoy it.
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>>704724027
Finally, thank you. I forgot where I put my copy
Wolfman Greg for your contribution
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>>704723358
imagine being this anon and frequently seeing your thread being posted in threads like these.
Pride or shame?
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>>704715072
gets me everytime
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>>704704212
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Inb4: law and order
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>>704724737
Kek. Here is it
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>>704721243
That's your opinion

I personally kekked
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also, fuck captcha and its fucking store fronts
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>>704709857
muslim detected
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>>704724786
I'm sure, both
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for the win....
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>>704704882
+1
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>>704705411
lel
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Holy shit my sides

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHaFEEmN6ZE
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>>704703929
Requesting pissbottle guy from some days ago
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>>704708335
nice one
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>>704724765
I hope this actually happened...
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this thread is fucking gold i'm browsing it for 1 hour straight
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>>704704882
fucking loved this
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>>704727499
>Mod doesn't recognise that meme.
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>>704727093
Oh my fucking god...
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>>704728331
Fuck im retarded
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>>704723693
If I ever break up with my current gf I'm getting a vasectomy. Probably won't though just because she's everything I need in a woman.
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Reboot
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Requesting I Am Frodo Sagbag
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>>704729028
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>>704710115
kekk
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>>704704882
Poured a shot for myself, as well as for that anon and the memory of his gramps. Good story, /b/rother.
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>>704714432
19 years
>>since i was 13
>>roughly 4 (maybe 5 times a day)
>>every day

>>missing out leap years

>>27740

>>1000ml = 1litre
>>roughly 82ml a week
>>4368 a year
>>19 x 4368 = 82992ml
>>roughly 82 litres of cum
one up on this post

>> 1 ejaculate = between 2 & 5 ml
>> roughly 2>5ml=100 million spearm
>> 100million x 4 = 400 million x 7 = 2800000000 spearm weekly

>> 2800000000 x 52 = 145600000000
>>145600000000 x 19 = 2,766,400,000,000

I have unloaded 2 TRILLION, 766 BILLION, 400 MILLION SPEARM
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>>704703929
it bugs me how the two reaction pics don't even reply to the story
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>>704709857
Just because you didn't like something that was posted doesn't mean anyone won't enjoy it.
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>>704705501
topkek
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>>704705501
peanut in her throat
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>>704714432
>4088
not too bad

>4088 faps
>Average of six hundred million sperm cells in 1 ejaculation
>I've killed 2,5 trillion sperm cells
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>>704705501

Aw fuck this got me.
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>>704722521
>fucking tyrone
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>>704715340
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>>704704882
Wow, that's gold for sure.

Sadly i had no chance to spend time with my grandpa, he died when i was only 4, but i know he was good man, who raised my father and his brother, one of them works as firefighter and another one is an ambulance driver.
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>>704709590
>be 22
>her older brother's b i r t h d a y
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>>704731337
*18th
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>>704708231
I feel this

>No girls wanted to sit on my lap since my bones would poke them
>Never got to sit on anyones lap because my assbone hurts them
>Never hold my hands becuase my fingers were so "bony"
>Nobody tickled me because they could feel my ribs and it creeped them out
>could never lift anything on my shoulders becuase it would hurt my shoulder bones

At least I have strong bones since I've never broken anything in my entire life
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>>704722521
Not seen this tard story collection. Thank you based Anon.
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>>704731496
>unholy damage
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>>704704882
one of the best ones, had to pour myself a whisky in memory of my grandmother.
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>>704720582
nice watermark newfriend
say hi to r/4chan for me
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>>704722187
>meme arrows on tumblr
fucking end this planet.
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>>704704882
Dude. I almost cried when I read what was written in the testament. Your grandpa was one of the guys it's worth living on this planet. Made my day. Saved.
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>>704731411
older brothers 18th birthday

That means that shes >17
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>>704729272
actually kekd
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>>704721424
Lmao literally die
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4changold?
imonit4chanbuddies
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>>704703929
Jizzmass
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>>704734165
get this fucking 9gag shit off of this thread you fucking faggot.
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>>704734324
sorrybuddy
justafewmore
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>>704734312
Not a cringe threat fag
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>>704734403
iknow
itsa4changoldthread
hereyougobuddy
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>>704722241
Hey eggboy, se need more eggs
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thisoneismyfav!
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>>704713477
Good stuff
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>>704722554
Kekekekeke
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>>704722521
this is Neil levels of tard stories. this actually might be the best one I have ever seen.
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>>704722187
moar please
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