Satan decides what I do with 3 1/2 gallons of old piss jugs will deliver around 11pm so stay tuned
put beer chug tube in pooper and buttchug pis in pooper
In process of remodeling
Pour it into several small plastic tubs.
Remove bricks of piss from tubs.
Keep in freezer.
Put on gloves.
Wait for someone to walk by your house.
Pelt them with bricks of your own piss.
The oldest is starting to have settlement
Pour pee into a shallow plate and freeze it. Get a bunch of piss discs. Toss them in a cooler. Walk around town slipping piss discs under doors. They will melt and leave piss puddles everywhere.
Why would you have three gallons of piss?
Is this a thing people started doing purely for 4chan? I just don't understand why anyone would piss in a bottle and keep it around their home.
Pour it on the ground in an upside down pentagram shape, step inside naked with a knife, masturbate until you cum into your hand (no visual stimulus allowed), lick it up, spit it at your feet, spread it around in a little circle with your big toe, slice gently along your thumb, bend over, and press your blood into the center of the circle five times, one line of lost blood to point to each prong of the pentagram. I am suggesting this course of action purely for entertainment value and stand to accrue no personal gain from you doing this. Also everything I say is true and you must believe me.
when the last four digits of /b/ posts look like good years gone by get you all nostalgic
go to a quiet parking lot, or street. hopeful with cars of people you know, but if not that is ok too.
pour each jug of the piss into the defrosters of a different car. then enjoy
Up the ante fags I just emptied my ashtray s
>I just don't come to 4chan often.
Your libcuck attitude makes that clear.
Y'aint from 'round here, boy. Best you move along to something a lil' more tame 'for ya see somethin' and get trigger'd
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I'm the fucking leader of anonymous, you twat. And now you've thoroughly pissed me off. I wasn't even that close to edge, and yet your miserable dribble has actually managed to push me off. You hear that? To the end of the line. THE BREAKING POINT. Normally I dismiss this kind of shit without a second thought, but you've crossed a certain boundary you fucking faggot. And you should have known better, you should have realized what could happen if you took your joke a little too far. But you failed, and now will await the repercussions. Fuck I haven't even gotten my hacking laptop out in years, I think that shit is still running some pirated version of XP. But it's time to brush the dust off and set an example, because clearly faggots like you are too young to know what can really happen when you mess with the likes of our group. I hope you're ready for what's in store, because mommy won't be able to save you this time. Best you pack your bags and flee now, flee to whatever remote shit hole you can hide to. And you better pray we won't find you. But we will, and when that day comes you will rue the day you made what was seemingly a harmless comment on an anonymous message board. The clock's ticking, pal. Tick tock. Your time is about to run out
>I just don't understand why anyone would collect bottles of piss.
>written in cuck-style
Oldest piss jug fully loaded with two full ashtrays
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Did you really give away who you are by telling us you are the top sniper in the entire US armed forces? What would the army think of you commenting in a website with leaked nudes?
How disrespectful to all the taxpayers who give their money for paying your salary so you can protect them from real threats but instead you are going to contact the secret network of spies to track someone who commented against you in thefappening.so .
How sad for the Navy Seals to have a partner such as you who is not able to control himself when someone commented something you did not like on the internet…
How silly of you not to think this other guy/gal could be someone above you in the army…
And worst of all, how pathetic of you to come up with all this “i am in the army” bullshit attempting to threat someone you do not know with stuff you clearly do not have for a comment you did not like….
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And then your your mom told you to turn off Call of Duty and eat your dinner. Shut the fuck up kid, that was the most pathetic attempt at trying to threaten someone I have ever read and over such a simple insult, safe to say you’re virgin and probably 13. Go back to your Call of Duty but only after you learn the meaning of the word secret, thanks anyway for the 30 minutes of side splitting laughter! Oh btw military aren’t allowed to smoke weed, they get tested on the regular as well, so having 420 in your name furthers the laughter at your attempt to intimidate over the internet you insignifi-cunt!
Congrats, you added cigs and some of that lemonade mix in the back of the OP.
This thread sucks.
It's literally Apple cider vinegar, green tea, some generic gallon jug drink, and apple juice. Do you guys really believe this shit or just hope?
If you missed it nigger faggot
Why would you even do this? Everybody knows you need to store piss in smaller bottles. It takes up a bit more room, but it's easier to keep it contained without bad smells. There's also less risk of spilling.
>Pour all the piss in a bathub
>Leave one bottle with piss, the worst one you have
>Make a hole in the bottle
>Fuck the bottle while you're in the bathub
>Once you cum in the bottle pour the content of the bottle with cum in the bathub
>Drink the piss that is in the bathub
I could see 1 gallon, fill that shit up. Dump it and toss it, every flush is like 1 gallon, if you can piss like 8 times in the gallon then that's a lot of water saved. Don't waste water anons
No bathtub ATM just a shower
Nice fucking idea,
>Pour all the piss in a cooking pot
>Add vegetables, condiment, rocks, maybe chicken? And poop could work, but i think that it would ruin the recipe flavour, so no, no poop.
>Simmer until you feel like it's ready (10-15 mins?)
Don't forget to record
Lives in a mobile home/trailer
Has a bunch of piss jugs