>no ylyl thread
Ylyl fags
>>704574253
Top kek
After seven days
He was quite tired so God said:
"Let there be a day
Just for picnics, with wine and bread"
He gathered up some people he had made
Created blankets and laid back in the shade
The people sipped their wine
And what with God there, they asked him questions
Like: do you have to eat
Or get your hair cut in heaven?
And if your eye got poked out in this life
Would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife?
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him
So he said:"Once there was a boy
Who woke up with blue hair
To him it was a joy
Until he ran out into the warm air
He thought of how his friends would come to see;
And would they laugh, or had he got some strange disease?
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him
The people sat waiting
Out on their blankets in the garden
But God said nothing
So someone asked him: "I beg your pardon:
I'm not quite clear about what you just spoke
Was that a parable, or a very subtle joke?"
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him.
>>704575444
Nice trips
Care to explain what the fuck that is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FbMECdDOcw
lol
OP is a faggot
>>704575444
"Okay, here is what I think of it. The people asking questions are obviously representative of humankind in general, asking all number of questions about the things that we don't know and never will. God does not wish to answer the questions they have because it ruin the fun and mystery of heaven, so he tried to divert their attention with this story that, in a roundabout way, actually answers their question. The boy is happy to have blue hair but so concerned about something trivial that he is afraid to go out. In much the same way, the people are concerned with trivial shit about heaven. But the point is, it doesn't matter. Because if you're happy with blue hair, no one else matters. If you're happy in heaven, it doesn't matter if you need a haircut or have one eye. People aren't concerned with that in heaven.
That is, of course, only my opinion
>>704576521
top kek
>>704576703
shut the fuck up you. This is no place for a theological debate. I mean I agree with you, but Im an athiest so thats about as useful to me as agreeing that Goku couldbeat up Superman.
>>704576521
this is in the other thread faggot
>>704577199
me too.. i cut and pasted that shit i was curious. its a crash test dummies song. Don't let being an atheist make you think you have to be so closed minded though brotha. there's wisdom all around us. Just not from a crash test dummies lyric sheet.
>>704577427
This
>>704577199
Goku beat up superman.. SHIT you really are an atheist /apache
>>704576521
i like his voice
When you see it ...
This is now an atheist feels thread.
>>704577235
from kid to grandpa in 5 seconds
this is what injecting just 1 marijuana does to you, imagine being addicted
>>704578011
what a reddit boi u r
>>704578923
Here come ya fam, how it do?
>>704575444
this is bait. crash test dummies song.
>>704576521
lost
>>704579456
Ok that was kek worthy
>>704580258
top zozzle
>>704577174
i didn't get what happen
>>704581155
hehe xd
also nice dubs
>>704574253
>>704578104
Lost
>>704577235
I can feel the warp
>>704581080
>>704580316
top predator my ass
>>704581241
Are you fucking retarded? He went through the x-ray machine instead of just putting his bag through
>>704581363
What do you call an anorexic woman with a yeast infection?
>quarter-pounder with cheese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFqYiKDwt0I
>>704579301
Do people actually find retarded shit like this funny?
>>704580137
Looks like Don Cheadle
>>704580316
lower the mouse sensitivity retard
>>704582038
kek
>>704577199
bait
>>704581460
LOST
>>704581773
yep. its so unfunny that its funny
>>704580215
holly fuck that kek me into orbit
>>704575444
mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm
>>704582038
>>704580989
kek
sp00ked
>>704582038
++kek
>>704580458
How it feels to be dyslexic?
>>704582093
underrated post
>>704582215
>>704581625
>>704581018
>>704580215
>>704578788
>>704577174
>>704577235
some pretty good stuff in here. And almost no bananas so far.
>>704581060
Underrated
>>704583899
back wheel doesn't spin that way
but haha very good funny XD
>>704580137
no wait, those are the cool hobbits
>>704575444
If you're going to post some random bullshit song lyrics, at least reference the author instead of acting like it's your personal little poem.
>>704577174
KEK
>>704584174
It does spin that way fucking retard. How autistic are you? Thats the kawasaki ninja x1 backtrack limited edition fucking retard. That thing drives backwards. Fucking autistic fuck.
>>704584174
oh my I never actually noticed that.
>>704576521
d pep
fukin lost
>>704581641
Notice no one reponds to wanting refugees, hmmmmmmm
>>704584601
>needs more buzzword
>>704584119
Childish reddit tier right here.
>>704583217
lel
>>704575444
Get out if here with your song bullshit
>>704580642
Lost almost as hard as my step dad beats me.
>>704583937
you didn't look close enough XDDD
>>704578011
>>704578104
Lost
>>704582851
>>704583037
Strangely arousing... What's it called?
>>704584924
>triggered
>>704585062
kok championship
>>704580258
Holy fuck, I knew exactly what was going to happen and I still lost it. smh tbh fam
>>704584924
>>704585153
Disregard that I suck cocks! I ment to reply to>>704584923
>>704576086
There was a band on the 90s called the crash test dummies. This is one of their songs.
>>704576521
>5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJz3jCprFdA
>>704584174
Good catch anon. That shit gets posted all the time, and the pleebs swallow it like another government lie.
Better watch out with such good perceptions. You never know what you'll notice that you weren't meant to notice.
>>704585287
Ha!
>>704581127
>>704585287
I kekked
>>704581773
>>704578104
kek
>>704582093
top kek!
>>704585884
>>704581773
most retarded kek i've ever had
>>704582851
Now that's just silly, anon. Shame on you.
...kek
>>704585287
moar
>>704580989
i lost
>>704581641
>casseroles and refugees will come to you
No thanks I'm allergic to sand
>>704581840
>>704581447
It is a good pain
>>704582851
>>704583037
>>704585204
I'd tongue those sluts till they explode in my mouth
no homo <3
ok
https://youtu.be/qaBG1nYtCdc
>>704586595
aaaa
>>704578316
>>704578364
>>704578390
mildly impressive.
>>704577174
my sidesssssss JESUS
>>704581460
9/10 would laugh again
>>704582038
way to go posting the thumbnail, retard
>>704580215
lost
>>704580316
silent predator of the deep my ass
>>704586622
Fuck
Kyle are you there I miss you it's been so long since I've seen you its your best bed D I love you and I'm coming back in town this weekend and we're gonna do a lot of acid and other drugs okay buddy I love you
>>704580989
Lel
>>704583937
No bananas is an injustice
>>704582093
lost
>>704586622
Of course
>>704586705
>>704586800
Samefag
>>704582038
>6kb
You monster.
>>704586872
>>704585728
greentext: old people
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=LLR2p1Phn12p-7C6zgCu_Y5w&v=FwT87jKjfUU
>>704580458
I lost so hard Lolol
>>704580989
i kek everytime
>>704580215
Send this shit to Disney lol
>>704580215
Always gets me
>>704586704
MIGUEL! Is that you!
YOU CAN BELIEVE A FATTY WILL FLY!
>>704581460
someone explain why this is funny pls
>>704586634
lol
>>704581872
Ungrateful cunt
>>704587062
>>704581641
no one wants refugees.. fuck em
>>704581283
>arrive in her cat
>feces so money
these lines always get me
>>704581363
>>704581625
thank you for this.
>>704583899
>>704586673
kek
>>704580258
My sex life.
>>704580316
lost
>>704577235
>when da kush hits too hard
>>704587139
>>704586786
>>704580316
For anyone who wonders. The mouse is probably cold, so he can't see it.
Mine has this all the time.
>>704586857
I love you too bro, can't wait
>>704587470
>a beanbag spy is among the group. look hard for the feet! it reveals the secret. oh no i am sorry. it is not a spy it is the chrismas tree.
>>704586595
bunoj
>>704582093
Lost hard
>>704587528
If I see that fucking cat...
>>704586705
5616520
>>704586595
This is serious now
>>704586595
aslf;lasdk;f;l
>>704585728
Dumb niggers... Nerve gassed themselves
>>704586595
please dont die motherboard
>>704587026
based, thank you.
Fuck Immunity Cat.
>>704583937
>be me
>get sweet job at train factory
>job is tighten bolts
>wrench doesn't fit bolts
>told that wrench is good socialist wrench, fits any socialist bolts
>told that person who cannot tighten socialist bolts with socialist wrench is not good socialist and will be sent to gulag in Siberia
>told that bolt quota has been increased
>tighten the fuck out of the bolts
>report all bolts tightened to spec
>trains explode
>blame capitalists
Dont look like children to me. Would have grew up giving birth to terrorists and rape by terrorists if they are kids and if they didnt get there virginity taken already. Terrorists killing terrorists thats great.
>>704582038
Well done, you got me.
>>704582038
it's too small can't read
>>704586595
pls no
>>704587726
reversed webm?
>>704582093
holy shit anon!
>>704587380
wtf isnt it that dross?
>>704585878
Brilliant!
>>704586673
jokes on you i wanted that
>>704586622
bajsmannen
>>704583433
I don't get it.
>>704587726
Faulty, or nonexistent, back flow valve.
>>704587590
wut it smell like?
>>704586673
Where the fuck is the funny banana
>>704588419
well in highschool back in 06 girls that wore that were normally really easy.
>>704586622
Dammit
>>704584899
>>704586622
kys
>>704586595
no die pls
can we take a second to laugh at this gay faggot and his cringe channel of shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAuNDbcZTsk