Just inherited US $40 million in lawsuit against deceased uncle who molested me as a child
First to roll dubs, trip and quads gets $500,000 in their Paypal account
I'm about to make some dreams come true tonight
Well, about 2,000 seconds ago I told you faggots I was in line to win a 15 dollar lawsuit against my cat who molested me when i was a fetus. After 75 years of legal shit and sucking dick for smokes. It's official. I am the richest person on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from the last time, but i may make some ones day right now. First person to roll trips gets $0.01 via paypal.
HELLO I'M A NIGERIAN PRINCE. GIVE ME YOUR PAYPAL AND I WILL SEND YOU SOME MONEY
ITT faggots shouting at other faggots being newfag candyasses.
take a look at yourselves you fucking degenerates.
Kek'd so hard I nearly shat my pants.
How does it feel knowing that you ruined family memories of your uncle for everyone simply because your butthole still aches from daddy's cummies
now everyone knows you're a little bitch about it too