Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
maybe they dont care as much as you?
5.56 isn't expensive, I just don't need to waste any money on any thing not college related atm.
Are those expensive?
Meh, it's just morning depression nothing bad, I have this for some time and I still haven't jumpedin front of my train
Ah okay, thought maybe some dinner or BBQ
Fancy raw meat though?
I should've come quicker
I probably couldn't sleep knowing deep down this was going on
I meant in game lmao
Ooooh. Smug is a smile of confidence. I like you
I meant ' read first reply'
Dude are you all comp? Cause you sound like a competitive player
Yup. Nothing can go wrong with party food
Wew then. Idk what's it's called but it's plain ol raw meat all nice looking
Sounds like a success in my book lol. I just worked and did nothing all day
>checking in every 20 mins or so
They can't leave unless they wanna die
>Even if they try to leave I can simply imprison them
Not particularly, just saving money ^^
Yeah we're gonna raid and do viking stuff ^^
Just take for granted I always do, even if I don't seem like it
I'm an idiot. So food was good?
That kinda makes them trash though
I am way edgier than that guy
I am extremely competitive. So much so that I get banned quite a bit.
Also, my name is Murder
Any plans for the rest of the night?
It's not me, you can't deny a holo.
or they want to just relax a little and not try their hardest because that can be stressful
Learned that peach tea is amazing. Oh yeah have fun with AoG. Sounds like an average day
But with guns!
It's my fault actually. It was grand cause i had food lol
The pout is cute
Cant deny shinoa either
Whatever you say~
It looks fine to me
Doesn't sound too good to me
Isnt raw meat bad for you?
That's pretty smart
Gotta eat and stuff
Also you gotta buy tons of steam games
Eh? It's fine I can see through your toughness, you like me
So what have you been up to?
look at more towards the foot and tell me that looks ok
Time to eat something, FFS, and then nap or something...
Finally, that assignment is done...
I have legendary hearing, especially for cloaking noises and footsteps
Am I now?
>Did I hear maid from someone else?
Games are supposed to be stressful. Life is supposed to be stressful. Stress is how we know we are alive
Why play if you are not playing to win. Do you have fun getting stomped? Are you a masochist?
>Vikings with guns
That would be fucking horrific. Can you imagine how hard it would've been to fight them off while they're sniping you?
>Its gonna be bloody, and merciless.
Is your colony Hotel California
I'm not really a fan of tea, but I like Arnold Palmer's
Wolves will rule!
yeah but in games there is no consequences really so there is nothing to stop them for just looking at the environment if they want
oooo nice dubz
Didja check my quads, though?
playing a new game with some friends it's fun. Very similar to overwatch
what kinda food?
Nothing special since I got home. Big day ahead?
There's no escape from the Hotel California.
>Thats a good colony name though.
Then why play with other people? If you get satisfaction from literally just playing the game, then why not play against a computer?
Is me yelling at them a consequence?
I'm worth a solid 2 and a half woofs
That pic is fairy lewd
Oh? Lol what's up?
Not necessarily. I'm no food expert but I think its about how the meat was in really good condition with no parasites, illness, disease and so on. I heard you can catch a fish in the ocean and eat it raw
Yes and yes
>be me, Olaf
>I am in tree
>I wait from perfect opportunity to take shot
>I see guard at village
>I shoot killing few guards. Radio in others to begin the raid
Was a good a day
Ice or sweet tea are good but not so much with hot tea. I don't think I had an actual Arnold Palmer before. The one I drank was a virgin mixture of fruit punch and lemonade at Freddy's
Usual party food like chips, snacks, some ribs, some egg rolls etc
depends. they could mute you or something
I have some things I have to write, I can wait till midnight~
awoo awoo aw?
Jesus christ you guys are weird
I make sure to ruin their game in whatever ways I have at my disposal
It looks a little bit bent
But I think that's blood actually
Yea that's a lot man
Are there even more games left?
Nah just important classes
I think I'm gonna buy a lot of energy today
Need to stay awake and our campus coffee taste like rat shit
Yes but I believe fish is something else
But maybe you can freeze the bacteria to death I'm not sure
All I know is I'm staying away from raw meat
I've played a bit of Sniper myself before moving on to Scout, so Spy paranoia's also a trait I've learnt
maybe you need to tone it back a bit
its looks retarded
>Be me, inna woods
>Huntin a squirrel
>Find the fucker
>Spray him with my assault rifle.
>Bring him back and cook him for lunch
It was a good day.
There are things on my wishlist, and I have about 100 games installed from Steam.
>Tfw Terabyte hard drive.
I need to upgrade it soon though cause its gonna wear out.
Too bad Foxes don't awoo
Are you high, you shouldn't be hunting squirrels with an assault rifle
Take an LMG, more bullets means more chances to hit
hngg I love ribs~ I had some on Thursday
It's called Paladins
rip shit coffee. I'm not a big fan of coffee anyway unless I put a lot of sugar and milk
That's more of a koo than an awoo!
Interesting, I've never heard of it
why not just play overwatch?
That better be the name of the colony
I still need to go there, my little college town doesn't have one. We have a Steak N' Shake which is basically the same thing
Whoo! Lol I take it you're in Pacific time
Fish is good for you. Wew or somehow throughly clean the meat. Bad experience with raw meat?
>using assult rifle
>not using buck shot from shotgun
Come on, Eli!
Oh I love ribs. Nothing like texas ribs though
I would've never expected you of all people to say that to me. I am grateful to you, Shinoa.
>I'm trying to think of a mix between "Highness" and your name, but I cannot remember what nicknames were already taken.
You're not wrong. But I don't have one yet.
It is now. ^^
We don't have shotguns yet. But soon.
It's a cheeseburger with fries, a shake, and a brownie right? If so, then I can
>I never want to visit Hotel California
Trying to insult me boy?
Damn, I think gaben is pleased with you
Kek I find it funny that a tera byte isn't enough anymore
I'm good ol days we had floppy disks of a megabyte with games on it
Just impressed how far we gotten
Oh really? I am practically an addict, and I only like it black
Pure just like my races
What do you drink to stay awake then? Energy? The sugar rush just wears me down
Yea I know, I love fish
Just not all, some white fish just tastes too bland
Yea my brother actually got a tapeworm from it once
I know it's very rare but not an experience I wanna share
I've played OW a lot already and it's fun to have new characters and maps
I think I need this in my life
..midnight was 12 minutes ago
This makes sense!
waot, is Nadeko the person who was claiming Esdeath for like ever?
Foxes just kinda scream
Alternatively, for squirrel hinting, call Esdeath, he knows how to get them
>Mfw I don't really need more than a terabyte, I just need a new hard drive and why not have 3 or 4 terabytes
I think I have a floppy lying around somewhere from ye olden times.
Now that I think of it, I could totally name my colonists after the people here.
What makes you say that? I'm not heartless lol
Here is the list
Smugs (Umi only)
Frenemy (rikka only)
Smugalicious (kurisu only)
Smuggles (prinz only)
Smugler (rei only)
Smuggette (rory only)
Senpai (moka only)
Bb (arby tomo only)
Lil ship (Amatsu only)
Mutha Smugga (sarisa only)
M'smugger (rory only)
Smuglette (rory only)
Smugwing (maki only)
Warden (mizore only)
Smuglord (nico only)
Smug mug (doll only)
Thicc (renge only)
Smugsy (tristana only)
Shinoe (uta only)
Great shinoa (hanako only)
Smugga (eru only)
Smuggaroni (yuuki only)
Smug city (you know only)
Day-walker (mavis only)
Queen of smugnatrix(akame only)
Ooooh! That's gon be fun!
Don't forget the chili dog!
I understand dude. I won't pry
Come down here! Lol
Oh eastern time?
Smol ball lady
Actually I'm always sleepy. It also works as a good cover for when I'm down, people just assume I'm tired.
People are not very good because of how new it is and it's not very popular. We haven't lost a game tonight
I will I promise!
There is no way I can eat all of that by myself
Pls no bully Edgedeath. We have enough school shootings already
>gets asked for smug
>posts another smug
Are all of your colonists drug addicts?
For Glory the shotguns will be used to hunt everything that moves and can be eaten.
None of them are drug addicts!
>We're a clean society~
Brb taking shower and other things I need to do before school
Yea I know that feeling
Yea it was bad
Im not sure why you prying would be a bad thing
I said it was my brother right?
Oh right, that's gotta suck though
You sure you sleep enough?
It does get the attention of whatever's listening
hah, damn. sounds like you;re having fun
You need more smugs. Simple.
You know what the song is about right?
Fuck yeah! And imma go up there solely for poutine
I did it tbh. The brownie ice cream was eaten 30 min after the meal
Or blast motherfuckers in the face
Oh! I thought you said you don't want to share the story
Wut state? Texas fag here
That's added now
Drug rehab, right? BUT WE'RE PURE!
>I have a person who destroys the drugs.
>We need a productive society.
We had a drug addict, but he went insane from withdrawal, so we beat him to death.
Why not is most of my decision making.
>We shouldn't build bombs, that'd be dangerous
>Eh, why the fuck not.
>Tribesman rushes one of us with a club
>Blow his face off with a shotgun
If you want to be the revival. I think we need one for the new wave of /waifu/ anyway.
Get looking. Only the smuggest will do.
That looks way too forced. And so just looks bad.
I believe my exact words were 'shit eating grin'
Okay, so not all in one sitting then.
>beats someone to death for being a drug addict
>beats someone to death for being a drug addict
I mean, something's telling me that there should be a -ful- in Smugness.
But something seem quite off with that imo.
Hence the filename of that picture.
It's worth it!!
I have seen the full pic and its supposed to be her right hand
He was REALLY productive until he had his mental breakdown, and the game said there was no coming back from that breakdown, he was troublesome
>So we clubbed him to death and tossed his body in a shallow grave.
>Mfw no mass graves
>I Am Russia.
No? Seemed kinda smug to me
I never even noticed that!
Yeah that's right mother fucker. One of me can take all of you down!
Mmhmm. I like to eat the burger and dog with fried in it
Wew! It's been so long since I've played that game tbh
Royal smugfulness sounds weird. Unless it's just smugfulness
Fuuuuck I want some poutine now dammit ;_;
Morning sleepy head
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
I'll keep it as Royal Smugness then. Good night!
I think I'll do the same. Good night everyone.
You're a monster, and you have sold me on getting the game
Night Smug! Before you go (unleses you've already left), do you have a Telegram?
Would recommend waiting for a sale, its a fun game though ^^
Cool, I may shoot you a few questions tomorrow before I go to the gym. Good night!
Definitely, $30 seems too high
I plan on buying it when it goes on sale, hopefully during the winter months.
Oh, I found tho full image and see what you mean
I used to torrent games a lot but stopped because I got a source of income and wanted to fill out my steam library
I'm a college kid I have a perfect reason!
>But I do plan on buying it because the Devs are good people
>I just couldn't wait.
>Also Chara is an enabler I got it from him!
Hahaha I meant
I dont want to experience that as well
I understand the confusion though
Damn my bad
He said it the exact way you do with the same pic
Shame on me
You gotta fix that man
Sleep is good, better than league or csgo
That's actually bad for you believe it or not
He's not on :( Proud of u buddy whatever it is you've got
I know that, but even if I don't play these games, I'll waste my time on something else
There's a chance it's a badly drawn pinky.
>Pic related is Juno-Seto in her 6 Star form.
I was mostly just joking, you should try to force yourself to sleep
Or rather not that means less talking
Anyhow you up to anything?
Looks like a sweet character. I'm sure he's gonna be jealous~
I'd rather keep myself distracted than being stuck with my brain without any escape