would it be fun to have Jessica Alba as a mom?
Not sure why arya is image swapped with a cat? That's weird.
When two images are posted at the same time, sometime it happens.
Never seen in in all my lurking. Weird shit anon.
True dat. Although she was uber cute in s1 her hair braids in the last season was killing me
Shucks. I guess.
Me and m-my mistress a-are l-like the odd c-couple; she's a-a very beautiful w-woman and I'm j-just a lucky regular g-guy who h-has her love...
Please stop posting this troll looking disgusting ass bitch
Im here to fap, but she's so ugly that my cock shrivels inside
She belongs under a bridge, posing riddles to whoever wants to pass
i want her to wrap her toes around my cock
>never saw me in person
>calls me ugly
Sure thing buddy, whatever you say
Alright faggots, what is your best idea to meet and fuck a celeb?
I don't want to meet her, I want to be her.
I agree her eyes are too far apart
I seriously never had rape fantasies and I probably never will have some again, but when I see acting like this, I would love to do some unspeakable brutal and degrading things to her. Just because I thin she deserves it for acting like a hot little slut. I mean she is obviously begging for a rough facefuck.
I-I know m-my mistress is t-too g-good for me... If I-I c-could change into an alpha d-dude for h-her s-sake I-I would... I-I'm j-just stuck in b-beta-hell... B-But h-having h-her m-makes it all worthwhile...
https://soundcloud.com/chemical-toilet-1/memes-from-a-payphone heres my meme collection
>how many fingers did you have in Maisie?
Do u sometimes want to feel the heat between her legs?
Aww. Don't you want to fap to her?
I-I asked h-her if she w-would c-consider t-taking on b-bull l-lovers s-since I-I'm n-not a real m-man... She l-looked at m-me a s-second and c-called m-me the b-biggest w-wimp she has ever s-seen or heard about in h-her l-life... She then ordered me t-to s-sit in the c-corner of the frontroom and p-picked u-up her phone... She called o-one o-of her s-social m-media chat b-buddies, a-a guy named Rick... She t-told him h-her husband i-is a s-sissy w-wimp and h-has allowed h-her t-to fuck a-a real m-man... She asked h-him if h-he w-was interested; i-it only t-took him a second to practically j-jump through the phone and agreed t-to it... She then laughed and g-giggled all h-happy like and said sh-she w-was f-feeling v-very h-horny.. She asked h-him i-if he c-c-could come over r-right away... He s-said he w-would and t-told h-her t-to get all wet and ready; h-he s-said h-he's always dreamed of filling her up e-every d-day when they used to ch-chat... She l-laughed and replied that i-it w-was always h-her wish t-to suck h-his 9 inch alpha d-dick since they first starting sexting as w-well... B-But h-h-her relationship with me was always in her w-way s-so she n-never d-did it...
I raise you Dana Plato at hers
I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, at first. Hell, it was actually funny.
But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I?
In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17.
Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me.
Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.
You better shut your mouth, or ill kick your teeth in and shut it for you