The Greatest Celeb Thread Ever has started; what are you faggots waiting for: diamonds emeralds and rubies aren't spewing outta your asses yet
Hotel room? Like some cheap whore? No thanks
same. I'm massaging my cock to her thick body right now
I'm rock hard right now
Miranda is the kind of slut that has a face begging to be bukkaked.
I know right big ass big tits nice soft body with curves
Stroking so hard for her
Couldn't agree more anon
I-I asked my m-m-mistress Jessica Alba if I-I c-could have the last b-butter tart in the fr-fridge and sh-she said, "Sure" as she r-reached in, grabbed i-it and gave it to m-me... Then she t-told me she w-wanted to show me s-s-something on the p-patio deck... I w-was excited b-because I've been w-wanting to do barbecuing or something s-s-since the b-beginning of summer... As I st-stepped o-onto the patio I-I heard a-a click sound as the backdoor cl-closed b-behind me... I l-looked through th-the door's window and saw m-my mistress throw m-me the bird as she l-locked and bolted th-the door... I-I tried t-to get inside b-but she locked the front d-door a-as well... She m-made m-me st-stay outside f-for 4 hours before sh-she unlocked the d-doors... She s-s-said she hoped it t-taught m-me a lesson not to be a greedy pig... I-I was very t-tired b-but I-I agreed w-with her and asked her for f-f-forgiveness...
the greatest celeb thread of all time is clearly the fappening thread which the post limit was taken off and went on for awhile..
followed closely by the emma leak a couple weeks ago
Boobs are boobs. I like boobs and even more like Anna
i would just like to lay in bed with jordyn and cuddle all day
i dont have it. and im not on reddit, gay shit site
You're a faggot. I've been on 4chan longer than you've been masturbating.
reddit is a fine website, you autists can't stand it for some reason. Probably cause you can't jack off to traps.
no one else here likes jordyn like me?
apparently she posted a slip on her snapchat a week ago. but no one has seen it, so it may be a hoax
its a photoshoot she did for a clothing company
oh yeah, im not the dovebro of Legend.
Tales speak of his mighty Dove stash. Grandfathers tell their grandchildren of the Majesty of that dump.
time for the daily reminder