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Waifu claiming thread. Previous: >>704433304 Rules: >Claim

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:
>>704433304

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.
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>>704440448
Good. Team I was cheering for won. Quite the exciting game it was.
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>>704440605
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Best type moon claimed.
>>704440501
Bye
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Spooks.
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Ruga-chan always staying true to his purpose in posting threads, truly a knight whose dedication to his ideals would land him in a respectable position in any thread, yet he chose the shitposting riddled and black plague infused, low quality waifu circlejerks. Gracing the shitposting filled streets with his awe worthy tripcode, he had very little keeping him there.

And for why you may ask, and rightfully so.

Well it's because his trusty and VERY HOT maiden resided inside this disease plagued compound.

None other than the awestrucking Heaven herself.

I'm very bored, please don't judge me
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>>704440394
or anything really.
>>704440448
Because im lazy and its late.
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Hana Song
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YOU DONT BELONG HERE
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claim
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>>704440783
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>>704440854
no u
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>>704440756
Hi spooky.
>>704440832
Maybe terraria or something tonight (as in like 12 hours from now). Sound agreeable enough?
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>>704440687
Oh that's good
Thought even sides matches when it's a team you're rooting for is bad for your heart
>>704440540
>Frozen burrito
Care to explain what this is to a eurofag?
>>704440832
Oh okay
Good reason kek
How was your day?
>>704440887
Sup queen
Good to see you
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>>704440938
It's a well known fact that ShiKKKi enjoys making multiple personas and shitposting with them.

After all this is expected of a sadist such as him. King of manipulation and master of the shitposting arts he is, his fierce posting skill has laid waste to many a quality threads such as this one.

Careful around him boy, for his temper is not one that should be tempered with, lest he gives us hell like before.

>>704440730
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Kneesocks a shit
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>>704440783

>calling yourself Heaven

You really seem to have identity problems togame
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>>704441270
No.
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>>704440783
heres a (you) for your efforts

>>704441105
cold durum from the other day
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>>704440540
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>>704440847
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> i am?
>>704440783
xd
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>>704441423
>xD
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Alright, I'm going to apologize for being a douche earlier, it's just this stuff has really been bugging me.

Scraping doesn't really help, it just spreads this shit around.

Too worried to try drain cleaner or baking soda simply because the I don't want to damage the hard rubber underneath this mess.

Any other suggestions?
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Texans are winning, yeh boi
>>704440110
C_Data is an asshole though, like I said.
>>704440130
Cheese onions bacon bits and peppers
>>704440155

>>704440277

>>704440501
Bye Koume
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>>704441105
hi yuno how are you?

>>704441149
sadist such as him.

some one agrees
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>>704441315
No idea what you're saying, I'm fairly certain you just want to keep monopolizing the copypasta business, you fucking corporate pig
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>>704441501
Don't 'seriously' me. Yes, there's another Tomoko. You should know this by now.
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>>704441477

Yeah.
Don't apologize to retards
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>>704441477
What's the consistency of it?>>704441528
Hey best psikh,what's up?
>>704441624
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>>704441099
Unfortunately, no. Tomorrow is monday and i wont be home.
Oh well
>>704441105
Shit like always.
Spent most of it working or sleeping.
>>704441501
And as i said, there are 2 Tomoko's and they were saying that the other one isnt rude.
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>>704441715
Thick, gooey, almost like melted rubber.
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>>704441477
when did you grow a vagina?
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>>704441831
Toothbrush or steel wool?
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>>704441383
Ah okay, you froze it yourself
I thought you bought it frozen
Sounds great though
>>704441477
Why not take it to /o/
>>704441501
Oh that sounds fucking amazing
>>704441528
Im okay, I had pretty bad hangover but it's over now luckily
Yourself?
>>704441767
Oh that sucks
Job or garden work?
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>>704441767

>>704441831
Weird, do you have any idea what it is or where it came from?
You could maybe try spraying it with canned air, if you've got any
>>704442073
They're pretty amazing yeah
Were going to make some steak fries in a minute as well
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>>704441835
this
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>>704441600
Dude, Togame, I never tought you kept this whole thing inside you.

I only wanted to be one of those anon you share a dick pic on telegram, which would be super cool to me, no jokes at all.

>Your posts are so interchangeable it's amusing, it's always you accusing someone of something and/or calling them a hypocrite.

I'm sorry you're such a newfag to this thread that you didn't know about this, and you just realized it.

I mean, I'm getting people mad on the internet, like you are now, trying to prove your points so seriously to someone that will just forget about it.

I know you were in a really hard situation man, and you need attention, you probably felt the need to add some anons from the thread to feel some human interaction, but there is no need to vent on me. I know you've been through a lot, but I never pointed out how fucking pathetic you are when you post a picture and you reply to yourself so many times because nobody cares, or you are just jumping in every conversation in the thread, nah.

Stop trying to start internet drama.
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>>704441359
Youre nice
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>>704441715
hi galil whats up

>>704442073
just laying here wondering what i will have for lunch
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hell
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>>704441999
I might try a toothbrush simply because I'm out of options. Wouldn't the steel wool destroy the rubber underneath?

>>704442073
Because I know we have /o/ people here and I'd rather not make an entirely new thread for something that they'll probably just say "lol google it"

>>704442226
Ironically from when it was detailed a few years ago. Nah, that won't do anything.
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llo
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>>704441767
Oh. Bummer. Oh well. Guess we'll have to play another time then.
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>>704441099
I can be quite menacing sometimes.
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>>704442280
Fuck this imma applaud to you with my fucking hands up, I'm not starting my fucking self. You fucking stupid bitch. This stupid fucking justice, our fucking righteous fucking nigger, chen, is posting this shit. You fucking nigger. I swear to fucking god i'm gonna jumpcut Yo, everybody type in the thread "chen is a stupid nigger". Just type in the thread "chen is a stupid nigger". Fuck him, fuck him
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>>704442295
I try. You're nice to me and everyone else after all. I also found an image that relates to Scorpio.
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>>704442401
You're right it might.
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THREE AND THIRTEEN MY NIGGAS
>>704442338
Just these amazing burgers
>>704442366
o darkness
>>704442401
I don't know then, toothbrush sounds like the way to go.
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>>704442466
I want some laura lewds
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I think you should bend her over a park bench and fuck her with your stinking, rock-hard fuck staff until she’s dead. Use your keys to rip her creamy little dick cavity to shreds. Smear the blood all over your face and shaft. Then, you should shit into her mouth. By this, you will show her that you are in the dominant position, and that you don’t care one way or the other about her behavior. It’s the next best thing to fucking severing, which you should promptly do while you vote her life a five and give her ass AIDS. Nuke her from orbit, but at the same time, make sure you’re using fire. I am a big fat faggot. I like to pick my nose and put the boogers into my erect penis. I like to pee out little rods of my compressed penis booger. God is a faggot. God is a nigger. The Lord God Jesus Christ is a worthless faggot. I kill everything I see. I can’t stop fucking. I wish I could have sex. I want to fuck so bad. I can taste your fucking vagina juice. I am a nigger. I am a stupid stupid fat fucking nigger. God is Hitler’s faggot. There is no such thing as a faggot.
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>>704441423
You're already annoying me with your pointless need to copy and paste other anons' filenames as replys.
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>>704442739
Aren't you the same anon who keeps asking Alice for lewds?
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>>704442532
My lord, thank you Spinarak. Youre allright
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>>704442652
>>704442720
Fuck it. I'll go to Autozone or something and ask their "Professionals."

Time to get upsold to some stupid alcohol/acetone "Special Cleaning Formula."

Thanks anyway.
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>>704442924
nah mon, I just wan't a piece of that sweet albino ass
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>>704442073
durum kebab and pizza are some of the few foods that are good both hot and cold

>>704442789
let him have it
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>>704442720
sounds yummy I want food

>>704442924
fuck you
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>>704442500
Theres that fucking NIGGER MAI just shitting around. I wouldn't doubt it if that niggerfaggot was behind a lot of bullshit around here
Mai is some kinda Illuminati nigger fucker
GET OUT MAI
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>704442789
It fulfills my autism
I only do it with d.va
>>704443115
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>>704442226
damn care to share?
that sounds fucking amazing
>>704442338
why not some sandwiches?
thats my usual lunch at least
>>704442401
then perhaps, i dunno
google it?
>>704442934
socks~
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>>704443167
Copy this.
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>>704442073
Yes. you could say that.
>>704442448
Unfortunately.
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>>704442994
>giving up
I expected better of you. Vodka, toothbrush, ducktape and wd40 can solve everything.
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>>704443209
Yun!
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>>704443115
true but i would rather have it hot
dont you have an oven to reheat it?
did you make these yourself or bought it?
>>704443368
>job or garden work?
>yes, you could say that
excuse me but what?
>>704443435
feeling better?
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>>704442500
It was fun when I got people so riled up and started that whole snowballing effect in these threads but for the last 4 months I have been desperately trying to grasp at the molten puddle of snow in an attempt to build a fucking snowman, I haven't been relevant in months and just keep churning out low effort shitposts with the hope I'll get a reply at some point, all of this at the cost of my dignity and sanity, this entire post will probably not make any sense because I'm trying to write fragments of some of the thoughts I had while pacing back and forth in my room at midnight thinking about these threads from memory, but what I'm trying to say is that I have lost my touch and that tripfaging attention whore Chen can carry the torch.
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>>704443327
I only do it with d.va
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>>704443167
I have given up on life
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>>704443060
>Albino.
You're asking the wrong person. I think you want lewds of >>704442532.

>>704443144
What exactly have I done wrong?
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here
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>>704443498
Ok.
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>>704442934
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>>704443530
Why?
That's not good
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>>704443209
most likely what im going to make

>>704443496
do you have any pics of your waifu killing those rabbit things?

>>704443531
I just wanted your attention laura
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>>704443490
Sorry, playing things and posting confuses me.
Garden work.
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Miho claimed
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>>704443144
Make some food then
>>704443209
Its all mine
>>704443496
What the fuck even is that gun
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>>704443490
yea but my sister bought it and then decided she wanted something else instead so i got it for free
i cant make kebab

>>704443629
nice mech
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>>704443854
It's okay

I have my memes
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>>704444134
>TFW I won't get
>>704444444
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>>704443956
I do. But I don't want to fulfill your sick fantasies with Homura.

>>704444134
Might not be a real thing.

>>704444205
Nice... suit.
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>>704444293
Sure feels bad not getting
>>704444444
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