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What is the easiest way to derail a train?

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What is the easiest way to derail a train?
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>>704430898

Why do Americans have to paint a fucking flag on everything?
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>>704430898

put a quarter on the track
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>>704430898
Why do you want to derail a train? You do realize 2 guys are on it, right?
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>>704430898
With a derailer.
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>>704431185
So American moron will think they are the best
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>>704431592
Guess what flag is on the moon, fuckface.
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>>704430898
buy a pocket acetylene torch. walk pretty far down the tracks where no one can see you. cut out a piece of track with torch
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>>704431495
Train engineer fag here. We just call them derails
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>>704431185
because it's awesome.
and because we can.

Why do so many other nations feel so poorly about themselves that they don't even like to see their own flag?
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>>704430898
Its not as easy as you think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=_fAnkYRw8Bk
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>>704431673
There aren't any.
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>>704431732
I'm actually a cab driver fag. What company do you work for?
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There ya go
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>>704431715
Stupid autistic faggot hit by train trying to melt track with a lighter.
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>>704430898
Put your dick on the rails. 100% working
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>>704431942
You have to be seriously retarded to get hit by a train though
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>>704430898
push it over
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>>704432052
It happens. I was driving a crew that but a 15 year-old girl. She exploded and her head was lodged against the windshield
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>>704431928

Something about going down ladders withh downs syndrome and/or autism
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>>704431928
i was wondering how the people of the UK could vote to leave the EU, but now it makes sense. their retarded
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>>704431874

>cab driver fag

What was your longest man train?
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>>704432177
Because she was seriously retarded, probably.
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>>704431673
French
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>>704430898
Lie on the tracks
The train driver won't want to hit you so he'll turn around instead
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>>704432322
From what I understand, her and her friend were fucking around when the train was coming, or somehow they didn't hear it. When she tried to get off, her foot got caught
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>>704431743
That was a pretty cool video
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>>704432329
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>>704430898
Are you Voldemort?
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>>704431673
All that is there is a flagpole and a bleached white flag.
The French flag, basically.
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>>704431732
Hey train engineer here too. Freight. New England.

>>704431874 do you work for Ken's?
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>>704432511
Lesson well learned
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>>704431874
CSX
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>>704430898
spiderman
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>>704432240
Leaving the EU was a great idea. The EU has been overstepping its authority. Many of the officials aren't even elected. It's an effort by the globalists to conquer Europe without firing a shot.

Well maybe not, considering the EU has been pushing for a EU military force. Even though when the EU was founded they agreed it will never have its own military.

Fuck the EU
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>>704432628
No, I only drive Canadian Pacific and Union Pacific crews. We're a small company that got in with Renzenberger just over a year ago
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>>704432240
>their retarded

Speaks volumes
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>>704432613
I almost wrote INB4 french flag in my post because I knew somebody was going to say this.
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>>704432899
kek
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>>704432819

I've heard of renzenberger. They transport crews for one of the railroads we interchange with. We see them in New York.
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>>704431495
>>704431732

What is the practical use for this? Why purposely derail a train?
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>>704432994
I fucking hate working with them. 90% of their dispatchers are absolute fuck heads. And they're out of my home town
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>>704432240
Merkel pls go
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>>704433083
if there is a hospital or school on the tracks its better to derail the train than destroy a school of hospital full of children
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>>704433083
It's mostly to protect the mail line. Those are used on sidings and customer tracks. If the car starts to roll for whatever reason it's better to derail it than have it roll out onto the mainline into the path of other trains.
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>>704432329
Funny how these underaged faggots wont even get the joke here
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>>704433208
i deal with them in Selkirk new york. they are all niggers or white trash
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>>704430898
put a cow on the tracks. They'll need a crane to move it.
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>>704433244
Better question, who builds a hospital or a school on train tracks?
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>>704433244
But who would build a hospital or school on train tracks?
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>>704433083
immigrants
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>>704431740
Because muh Merkel says so.
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>>704431740
It's mostly countries that were once defeated and got a new flag e.g. Germany, or countries like Norway or Sweden which are beyond nationalism and see themselves as Europeans or even world citizens.
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>>704433208
Sounds about right. They refuse to let us in their cabs when those guys recrew our trains, even to just give us a ride across the yard to the yard office that they're going to be driving by anyways.
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>>704433292
MAIN LINE. not mail line.
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>>704433324
Renzenberger is the same minus the nuggets. I've been doing this for just over a year, and have been doing this in Kansas, Iowa, and Arizona and I have yet to see a black driver
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>>704433369
>>704433365

>no trainstations in schools and hospitals

in which 3rd world country are you living?
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>>704430898
What's with all these shit threads this morning?

>what's the easiest way to derail a train
>what's a cheap, easy way to make a bomb

Fuck off ISIS
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>>704433324
I see them in mechanicville, NY.
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>>704430898
just remove alot of the track ties for a few dozen feet. The rails will tear apart when the train goes over them
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>>704433619
Missouri
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>>704433619
Sweden
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>>704433619
This is a joke, right?
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>>704433464
Their drivers are worthless in any kind of bad weather too. I drive a chevy suburban And I've been through any storm from ice' rain, snow, and sand
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>>704430898
I derailed my first train when I was 9yo. I put pebbles on the tracks.
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>>704433807
>>704433811
so the rumors are true that you are 100years behind 1st world nations
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>>704431495
Its just called a derail
>>704433083
They're used for protection. For example, they're in our yard and on each end of our shops to keep shit from rolling in on us while we work

>CSX locomotive mech
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>>704433244
Underrated post.
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>>704433942
>USA
>Sweden
you cant get anymore first world than that
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>>704433244
fucking lol'd
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>>704432819
Scab
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>>704433619
The hospitals I know all have a subway station tho. But it isn't directly connected to the building.
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>>704433324
>>704434035
Sucking that SKR dick too, bruh
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>>704431185
in case they forget what country they're in? because they're all nationalist retards? because their government feel the need to instill "patriotism" in everyone? idfk. pick one.
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>>704434063
Rosengård in Malmö is third world. Full of mudslims and niggers who all speak Allahu Akbar
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>>704434208
Most countries have train stations near schools and hospitals like that but you made it out as if the track runs into the fucking building you retard
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>>704434455
Every first world country has awful, poor, nigger infested areas though.
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>>704431740
because unlike you fags we dont feel like under achievers or need a flag to remind us what country we are in
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More 518 in this choo choo thread than a NY general thread
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>>704434473
>the track runs into the fucking building

you don't have this?
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>>704434621
Taiwan and Japan don't
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have your mom sit on the tracks
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>>704433083
If there is the Mona Lisa or the ark of the covenant on the tracks.
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>>704431185
Because unlike Europe, having pride in your country isn't a shameful trait... Faggot.
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>>704430898

Lay on the tracks OP.
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>>704434701
Good point, but then you have to put up with living in a country fill of ugly Asians.
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>>704430898
ask it if cut or uncut is better
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>>704430898

wait
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>>704431673
"we come in peace, for all mankind"

also, Apollo 11 knocked the flag over when they took off, therefore surrendering the moon.

AND the 1st man-made object to orbit Earth, 1st man in space, 1st woman in space, 1st man-made object to orbit the moon, 1st man-made object to land on the moon: all Russia.
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>>704430898
Pennies on the track
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>>704431740

A nation without pride soon ceases to exist.

Look at Europe. The most "liberal" states are simply vanishing. In Belgium for example, less than 1% know the national anthem and it's considered a shame to know it. In France the anthem is booed at every occasion etc etc.
Nationalism is not that bad when I see the USA. How could you hold together so much different people without the US pride coming first?

European are brainwashed cucks and I am ashamed to be a part of them.
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>>704434786
that's not an issue , they all look the same anyway , the real problem would be adapting to their bird-food diet
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>>704434924
First country to fuck your shit up
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>>704431928
this was in belgium i believe
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>>704434473
You make it sound like you could prevent kids and cancer patients from running on the tracks to kill themselfs.
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>>704434924
the first humans were niggers but that doesn't mean niggers are good
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>>704434981
That just flattens the pennies.
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>>704434924
you have a point , I wish every fucking russian was sent to the moon
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>>704431185
Ikr its pretty cringe worthy
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>>704435028
You know what's up my man.
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>>704435022
>European are brainwashed cucks and I am ashamed to be a part of them.

I hear this more and more often.
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>Derailment thread
>EU/US/Russia argument
>derailed
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>>704431789
You can shine a laser at the moon and if you hit the right spot it will hit the reflectors we put there and you can use that data to measure how far away the moon is. Proof we went to the moon that you can test yourself.
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>>704435022
>A nation without pride soon ceases to exist.
That's total bullshit.
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>>704435646
Those are mirror rocks they're reflecting off of, you fucking sheep.
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>>704435325
No matter what side you are one, this is what they think about the other half.
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Pennies. At least 3 or 4.
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>>704430898
Jet fuel - melts steel
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>>704435646
we landed on a fucking fast moving asteroid.

what now faggot?
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>>704435873
see
>>704435163
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>>704432240
>their retarded
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>>704430898
because USA flag is fucking awesome. there's one on the moon. does your shithole country have one on the moon? why do you hate your kuntry so much that you're ashamed to display your kuntry's flag? you're a faggot. :)
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>>704435851
>mirror rocks
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>>704435455
>sensible chuckle

check this mother-fuckers dubs
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>>704436086
There actually isn't one on the moon. That there is a white flag, surrendering to Mother Russia.
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melt the tracks
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>>704435763
yeah , just look at sweden , it's completely overrun by cucks and it's still on the mao somehow
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>>704431185

because they are Nazis who think they can control the world
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>>704436175
KEK! your low self esteem is showing. :)
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>>704436175
It changed from an American to a French flag
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>>704436278
But I'm not talking about myself?
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>>704432329
kekkerino
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>>704436323
lmao
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>>704432329

kek
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>>704436356
you hate yourself. it's perfectly clear. confirm it with a reply. :)
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>>704430898
>How do I get myself on a terror watchlist?
You just did anon
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>>704436499
Silly American. Go eat your mcdonalds.
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>>704436628
see? :)

do it again, you faggot. :)
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>>704436628
>Can't win an argument with an American, must bring up McDonald's!
MAXIMUM DAMAGE CONTROL
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>>704435022

People on here shit on Poland, but we're at the forefront of the anti-refugee movement in the EU.

Granted, my gf and I love having EU citizenship. My passport opens so many doors and creates infinite possibilities for me, but I like to think of the EU as an exclusive group of countries who are more or less on the same page. Bring in people who don't have any skin in the game, who don't value democracy, or secularism, or human rights, and it all begins to crumble.

But many of these problems spawn from the US and UK, an island and a nation an ocean away, removed from the woes of the continent and any consequences of them fancying to play risk with my countrymen on the line.

Dissolve nato, fuck the UK, and form a continental alliance for common defence, and say goodbye to our days as pawns.
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>>704436694
>:)
Not him but what's with all the :)? Is it at least ironic?
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>>704436694
I can do it all day, baby. (:
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>>704436974
>Am actually American.
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>>704431185
To remind the stupid amerifats that they no longer make american parts.
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>>704436980
>fuck the UK
Do you think we want the stinky polskas being anywhere near us? You come over to our country spreading shit and generally making our beautiful country worse
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>>704437005
Lele the green text gave it angry eyebrows zozkeklel
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>>704436499

go eat mcdonalds faggot
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>>704437240
>>704437114
>>704437080
>>704436974
>>704436694
samefag
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>>704437114
Why don't you go eat McDonald's then you McDonald's loving faggot?
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>>704437353
I prefer burger king.
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>>704437195
>EMD locomotives
>made in US
Lolwut
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>>704437304
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>>704437197

>UK
>beautiful

At least until scotland gets tired of your shit. Then you'll become a mixture of India, Pakistan, and Africa. Us Poles will be the only ones standing between your mingey little gobs and racial cucking. Enjoy having your first brown king, your grandkids will probably love it.
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enjoy your 6 figure medical bills and 6 figure tuition amerifats
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>>704437304
.
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>>704435022

Most people are proud of their nationality. Just because they don't shout it every few hours and address issuses, regarding their own countries, doesn't mean that it vanished.
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>>704437304
,
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>>704430898
Why would you want to do that?
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>>704437304
;
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>>704437936
So it's not on the rails anymore
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>>704437304
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>>704430898
penny on the tracks. works every time, not if you put it in the middle of the rail though. You should put them slightly overhanging your side of the first rail and put a line of them just to be sure. Stand next to the pennies as the train goes by and witness the fun.
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>>704438180
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>>704430898
Speed into a turn.
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>>704438229
see
>>704435163
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>>704430898
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>>704437304
Only dankest weed meems coming b0zz
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>>704436216
Sweden has one of the most advaned education system in the world. And the population's satisfaction is the highest in Europe, next to Norway.
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>>704437304
So how's your day going Timothy?
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>>704436277
America DOES control the world you stupid cunt.
If that wasn't the case other countries wouldn't be obsessed and scared to death of us voting in Trump.
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>>704438615
I never said the process of manufacturing cucks wasn't advanced
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>>704433928
Kek
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>>704437304
I know your name probably isn't Tim, but imagine of it was?
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>>704434652
Here in England, we have one, I believe James Cook hospital has one... And maybe 3 helipads.
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>>704438946
>the world is made up entirely of north america and a bit of mexico
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>>704437304
We could start a whole new life together, Tim. Just you and I.
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>>704437304
You're so cold to me after the miscarriage, Tim...
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>>704437304
Timplz...
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>>704437304
Think of the children Tom!
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>>704430898
>make thread about derailing train
>butthurt eurofag gets offended knowing the american flag isn't his
>derails derailing thread

Well fucking played.

>implying
>>704430898
and
>>704431185
>aren't just samefagging.
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>>704437304
TOOOOOOOOOMMM
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>>704431185
It's a Union Pacific train car. Symbol is a flag retards.
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>>704440012

topfuckingkek. thread did get derailed with american empire subject, so fucking true. kek
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