Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
You don't understand! If a man hits a woman in self defense it's misogynistic and oppressive
Well, I cried like a baby when I watched Your Lie in April
My friend constantly tells me I was just shit and that DS2 was a great game. Everyone else I've spoken to has agreed with me about the combat.
I highly recommend it! It's super sick
Why not though?
Hating an anime that everyone else liked is completely okay though?
Also, SnO had feels. Just that they weren't adapted as season 3 / 4, but instead, they were "adapted" to movies. Bad, bad movies. The manga has all the feels though. It's ending is brutally heartbreaking.
>I'd tell you to go read it, but seriously, it's sad
Meh, not really up for it right now. Sorry
I'm gold 2, but I've been gold 2 for like... almost half a year? Because I just haven't been playing ranked (although few weeks ago I decided to go for a few ranked and ended up carrying all of them, so I know I could reach Plat if I really wanted to)
I don't play alone. I always play with someone because otherwise the game is just not fun for me anymore. This includes ranked, but since the friend I ranked the most with got permabanned, I just don't rank anymore.
>about my style
I play whatever feels could be interesting. Hell, I even went Ahri top with an attack speed AP build (focusing on Nashor's Tooth)
Cutest happy Akiko claimed
Goddamn that pic is cute
I read that in a fan-altered voice
Well done young padawan
>Off by one
Maybe not all pings because some of them might be useful
I'm already glad they put a limit on those pings
Kek. That does sound like a good game. Is it expensive?
>This is a slightly plausible theory
Well I haven't tested it out yet
>Would be cool to turn doorways into portals to another dimension though
I come up with this kind of stupid shit all the time. I'm a fantasy writer
Sorry trips guy, all the gets in this game are taken by Penny
Don't stop believing though
Yo have respect for those who can make art out of mere food items
So you're an actual baker or what? I'm curious now
Ingrown toenail is no fun.
I'm officially back!
>Finished moving boxes and all that jazz
>My IT Bro actually traded J for his apartment.
>Its a bit cheaper than what I was charging
>Plus its a little more private, more space too.
The doc is in!
>Mercy thoroughly claimed
Yet alive in this worthless world without ya
It's okay baby do what you want.
I'm going to beat you to it, I know I can carry again with the assassin patch comming along
Seems like a nice friend
>As ahri top
Did you win? It sounds fun as fuck, I tried the bruiser lb build once but I'm not a fan of off meta shit
>Except ap jax that's the shit
I get where you're comming from though although I feel the same and all my friends left the game I just keep comming back for more
>In other news
I just pulled a huge Alice on everyone last thread.
>Forgot to answer
I'll be more proactive this thread
So what's everyone doing?
i wouldnt know ive got 2 hours on it
yeah i agree with you
they seem boring and pointless
Esdeath cut this shit out
Reiterating my claim on "XxPussyDestroyerxX" aka Sans
I'll join tomorrow if it's still up!
Maybe, I don't even know if I'll go back to ranking. Maybe, though, maybe
he used mklol to test a skin on a custom match for a few minutes and, like a month later, got permabanned for it. meh. He's got another account that's lvl30 now anyways
Win? I carried the shit out of that match. It was actually really fun but also strangely effective. Damage was done
One of my friends (the one who got permabanned) had stopped playing and so had I. I stopped playing for almost 4 months iirc, and focused on other games / stuff. I don't feel the need of playing, I just feel the need of having fun with friends
Well, maybe they are, I guess
I'm off to have dinner. Will see you in a bit
Fantasy writers are my favourite kind of people. I love reading fantasy
It seemed to be the general opinion. To each their own though, I would love to finish it at some point
I like the title
Caveira and Capitão are the best operators
it could be someone else
If you are still here, I'd like to talk to you again soon.
I can't tonight, but soon please.
It's up everyday pretty much
>That's really gay
I'm sorry i was too soon to judge
But see you later qt
Have fun man
>dude, we both are pretty gay, you tried to grope my ass yesterday
>Whats wrong with some ass man?
>Id do it again just now if I could
You're the cutie here
We havent had a QOTT in a while so
QOTT:Who is your favorite actor?Would your waifu like them?
I don't really have one.
Upgrade that itty bitty waifu tribby
finish dark souls 2? the dlc was actually really solid
You guys met?
>Is Ruby a cute twink?
>who's gay now
Naaah, you are
>but yes, yes I am
I'm going with Jake gyllenhaal
>Probably he makes great movies
Back off galil he's mine
>Did we meet
I dislike it, not hate it. Damn slip of the tounge. But yeah, I liked SnO. The only thing I couldn't stand about it though was the constant chibi/colorless eyes of the MC. Is it like that in the manga by any chance?
I meant that even though I can cook, it wouldn't be as good as Shino's. And no, I'm not a baker, I try experimenting with food in my spare time behind the contracting work I do.
I don't know shit about actors so Jack Black. I don't think Mercy thinks he's funny.
>watch TDPOD with waifu
>she becomes concerned with the amount of marijuana they smoke
>becomes VERY CONCERNED about cock pushups and why they should be extremely painful
>and shuts the TV off when the gay Satan rape jokes start
The band is pretty nice.
Been better. Are you free this weekend maybe?
It won't be long. Not gonna try and talk your ear off.
Shit I actually gotta go here in a few minutes. Glad to see you had not left yet.
Heya queen, is that you?
Hey Laura nice outfit
>Don't know which tomoko is which so I'll wait till one hits me up
Yeah, I moved folders so I changed the filenames.
I don't think I've seen a single movie with him in it.
I don't have any.
Me too. In both interpretations
HEROES NEVER DIE
I'll listen to them carefully one day
You only changed them because you didn't want people to filter you.
So many twinks/traps in /waifu/.
>This makes me very happy
Really? He is so many, so many great ones to boot
Legit one of the best movies I've seen in some time
>Was playing league can't remember what post
>That image again
>So you don't know what happens when people tease me :^)
Has Rem been chosen yet
If she hasn't been then I claim her
Only partially true.I changed them because I moved folders, because I had someone pretending to be me and because Tomoko filtered me.
I find it funny because change filenames in phone is awful, anyway you got a lot of free time
Rem has not been claimed yet you cutie
Did you win?
Ranked or normals?
You're the first
What's up man?
It didn't take all that long.Took about 5ish minutes.
Good on you I really need to start again to
>Tfw I'm lazy
Whats your motivation?
Trundle is fucking amazing
How do you even get that, not that it matters on trundle
I would like to bang your tits
I don't know but disconnecting and reconnecting to wifi worked
>Mfw the enemy Galio rushes Banshees and Thornmail
Oh damn why are you joining?
Well if you can fix it it's okay I guess
>Kek seems like he knew what he was doing
I mean you cant bite him that easily now
>Mfw galio isn't that bad but people don't know what the fuck to do on him
wait, what even is a twink? I though it was just an expression of some sort.
I'm just a guy lol, you'd wish I was a trap kek
I'm back cutie
Nope. No clue.
Twink is a cute sub guy
>Which you are~
I can be a maid now too!
>thank you Nazrin for being a doll
Dude, I'm not!
>you are though~
Holy fuck that's adorable
>Press R on Galio
>Tank fucking everything
You just erased ''Galil'' from the filenames, its still too easy to impersonate you,
Yuno help, ingrown toenail. It hurts a little bit.
>It's cute that you think that
Nothing much watching stream. just took some painkillers
What about you?
Fucking made me kek
>Is everyone a maid now
Also when they spam level 7 emote is the best
Fuck man that hurts
I think you'll need to see a doctor
I demand more maids!
Really? I didn't think it was that big of an issue.
Well it kinda depends I think. But it can get really nasty if you let it stay ingrown
I'm not a doctor, though I wish I was, but I remember this can get very painful because it'll kindle
>Willingly posting waifu lewds
>am I really though?
Took some painkillers? Why?
I'm just playing osu as usual. I've got someone in my friends list who goes by the name of NekoYuno kek
ever going to say more?
>Yes you are~
I am not sure what it is but ive been experiencing it a lot lately, my whole body just starts aching
You better tell him yuno is mine
No they aren't.
>Unless yours happen to be.
Why must you be such a tsun?
Well aren't you gonna post more?~
I'm not a tsun!
Calling All Spidey Niggas
Is that a new salon?
Sorry, here's another.
Any contribution is a good contribution.
But why were you mean to me the other day?
Then you don't have to contribute if you don't want to.
oh hi sorry my internet crapped out
Nice cute as always
But I'm still enjoying myself
It's okay man
How you holding up
That's pretty awesome
I think it's pretty fucking hard to do that shit so good luck to you
Hey, what are you guys up to?
Haven't you gone to the doctor?
>Are you really sure?
What's up Fran
You're on late, or is it me who is tired early?
90% sure I took a better nap than akiko.
Yeah dude, why not. Then you won't be an anon
That's some next-level shitposting. We're hitting levels of autism that shouldn't even be possible. I think I actually managed to CATCH autism reading that. I'm literally already autistic and I somehow caught more autism from this guy.
Cup noodles and masturbating.
Yeah, I didnt sleep much last night, like only 3 hours, so I took a nap from 12 till 3, then I kinda just watched anime till now
What are you up to?
What's wrong with you now?
I'm not calming down
Just starting cutie
I probably should but tbh i kinda forget, it's always at night so I just take painkillers and sleep and it's gone
Also usually it's like once a month, it just happened three times this month already
Go back to the cancerous place you came from edgy.
We dont give a single fuck idiot.
You're not even trying anymore.
Not gonna lie, man, a lot of loli.
Calm your handguard, Galil.
Penny Returns Once More!
The people I was playin Siege with live on the East Coast so they decided to go to bed
>J is also studying for his math placement test tomorrow.
>I told him not to study but he insisted since he wants to be put in a good math class.
>Even though its only for a semester and he doesn't even need it for his degree.
He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was drawfagging with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Chrishop, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said 4chan was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here
What are you up to?
OMG guys that was NOT me again i just come from dinner and what the fuck is this, i changed al my filenames guys.
Looks like fake galil has also changed his filenames
Well atleast I hope you're awake now
>How else will you level up your Euw account
Im pretty much doing the same, watching anime on stream
We all aren't really anons since we can identify each other by our claims
You better get yourself checked tomorrow, you hear me? Tomorrow.
But I get it, I fractured my elbow once and it still hurts from time to time. Should get checked
>I'm not sure you're sure
That just means we call each other what we aren't
>though I'm pretty much Alice, minus the being a demon part
I'm pretty sure akiko cares. He could learn a thing or 2 from my naps. He should be making notes as we speak.
>just came from dinner
Coincidentally you just happened to come back after a reply was made.
Why do you care so much? I don't wanna be a burden, and going to the doctor for something like this, meh
>How can I convince you
heey akame how are you
im ok just lieing around hbu
How am I edgy?
The only real conversation we have had was last night when I was over thinking the biology of gun girls, which makes no goddamn sense
Mi Liu is this you?
At least you are honest
Just vanilla loli, or something more interesting?
Oh. What on the stream tonight?
Not much, just had a lazy day of being almost asleep
Oh. It's probably Mi Liu
Hey, it's level 5 now!
I was watching Legend of the Galactic Heroes and the DC Flashpoint animation, you?
Internet friends are important!
>Sounds like chronic pain to me, you could get something for that.
Always hype for new art~
Yeah its all weird, how is it going anyways
>anonymous image board
Cant wait to see it
>Going through pixiv and danbooru right now
Welcome back Rin
Glad to have some free time and glad to be back. Still on mobile, though
Vanilla, a little light bondage and some gangbang-y stuff. I like it best when the loli is enjoying it. Consensual loli is best loli 99% of the time.
Shit ain't right no more.
ehh. I've been trying to get back into league with a new account but I can already feel the cancer and I'm only level 8
It's time for fusion! Nekos and Maids!
I mean, you don't have to post maids if you don't want to.
You have to remember, there are good maids and bad maids.
>Amd Sachii is a bully maid.
Good for you. I guess.
>Now bike is kill...again
I isn't even cry at the scrapes and road rash, but all this shit combined is really bringing me close to just not feeling very good.
Oh, and now I got a serious nosebleed. Great.
Lolicons a best~
Kek I knew you'd like it
>Not playing fallout 4
You okay man?
Watching some anime on stream
Damn level 5? So good
also never heard of those are they good?
I'm watching zankyou no terror
You think we're friends~ I'm flattered
>It's not as bad as it sounds
>One pain killer and it's over
>I appreciate the concern though
I'm okay, you know the usual
You still sick? Im guessing not if you just ate
That's fine going through Gamescom trailers right now and getting new art for my Saber folder.
>Got telegram too @Saber_Anon
Glad I'm friends with the cute main ;^(
Well, you get what I mean. We're not really fully anons here. We may not know each other, but we know how to differentiate one from the other
>except poor Galil
I mean, I wasn't really forcing you to do so, but I do think you should get that checked.
Asking me why I care so much is sorta dumb though, you know. I mean, if it means anything, I come to /waifu/ hoping to meet you most of the time.
>I dunno, try harder?
We all recognize you as Galil here though, right? That's not exactly anonymous. One could say it's your "username". Also, don't make me start with the lap pillows. I know they're the bane of your existence