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Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>699770355 The rules

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>>699770355

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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Hello everyone
>no life here
>Juvia claimed
>happy to be here
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still here


and


>>699780286
oh then nothing will change as long as you are used to overpriced groceries
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Penny Claim~
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Reporting for duty!
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This wasn't quite as bad as I originally imagined.
>But the cringe is real.
>>699780294
>>699780286
>I remember when I was younger I use to carry a notebook everywhere and doodle randomly.
>A few years later I picked it up and found a lot of edgy shit and like, a fake alphabet my friends and I made up.
>I ended up burning it cause Teen Angst and past regrets.
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People are just fucking mean
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>>699780879
Kek I like this penny more
>>699780928
Why man?
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>claimed
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Cutest qt claimed

Naps are a bad idea
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>>699780879
Bwahaha, I know that feel. That reminds me, I still have to throw away my old diary from when I was 10 or so.

Well, I'm going to bed. Good night everyone
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>>699780671
I love my waifu
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>>699779739
>>699780286
>>699780294
>>699779862
Here ya go!
>Sorry guys, he nabbed a pic of me and we made an agreement not to post.

>>699780005
I remember someone said it was overrated and then that

.

Damn it, it took me forever to find that pic.
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Claiming

>>699781158
False. Naps are never a bad idea.
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>>699781237
oh well i still want that food
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>>699781237
You cunt
At least tell us if he's cute or not.
>Is he a trap?
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>>699780005(Tomo)
My only concern is the shit they use. It looks healthy as all hell for your legs but I don't want my legs to feel like I'm stepping into the Stay Puft Marshmallow man.
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>>699781158
What you say nigger? Naps good idea

>>699781367
Yup
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>>699780296(Laura)
>That image
>Maid cat blushing
Super cute

>I agree
>>699781327
Kyouko
>>699781158
Kek
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>>699780791
Is jt really that expensive?
How much for bread?
>>699781237
You tease
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>>699780928
you are correct
what makes you say this though

>>699781158
if you don't know how to time them correctly then they are
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>>699781478
why? do other people feel them?
>>699781696
like 3 dollars i think
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>>699781344
>>699781568
I disagree.
They're a waste of time, you NEVER feel rested, they fuck up your sleeping rythm and you're a sitting duck for those mosquito asshole neets
I feel worse than before I took the nap

>>699781582
>Neko Saber
Damn am I still dreaming?

>>699781782
Let's say it was a forced nap. Wasted 4 hours on that shit
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>>699781988
Maybe~
>Must be a helluva good dream if you saw neko Saber :^)
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>>699781945
If you mean if other people feel like the stuff feels like, maybe. If you mean people massage your legs and get that feeling, again, maybe.
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>>699780671
I'm a cat, not a boat. And I can't even get to E1 boss, using all my ASW equipment and highest LoS ships. Kill me.
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>>699781988
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_nap
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>>699781945
>THREE DIDDLY FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A LOAF OF BREAD
Jesus fucking Christ I can get a lost for 89 cents here
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>>699781988
How long did you sleep? You should take a nap for more than like an hour, hour and a half max
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>>699781465
It would be in my best interest to say that he a cute.

>>699781696
Kek, I try.

.

Ugh, my head hurts from lack of sleep and just in general. I'm going to take a good idea nap.

>>699781988
Not true. I used to have a 2 hour gap in between classes and I would usually nap in that time. I would feel refreshed after that. Its all about the short naps or else they become mini sleeps

And with that, I'm out
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>>699781945
Damn that is pretty expensive.
I guess you pay less taxes.
>>699782244
Really?!?
I'm moving to texas
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>>699781988
4 hour naps are a bad idea
1.5 hours is golden
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>>699781074
>tfw rekt
>>699781465
prolly a trap tbh.
>>699781945
3 dollars for bread.
Wat.
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Morning, /waifu/...
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>>699782366
We got good grocery prices here yeah.Even the good bread is only 1.19.
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>>699782162
It was alright. Dreamless sleep

>>699782228
"Naps lasting more than 30 minutes appear to be associated with a period of impaired alertness (sleep inertia) immediately after awakening that takes some time to dissipate before wakefulness and performance improve"
Just.

>>699782268
As I said in the exact post, more or less 3-4 hours

>>699782324
Peace out Ika

>>699782401
Yea I guess
I didn't choose to nap, I just kinda got knocked out. Now I feel worse than before yet unable to go to sleep

>>699782549
Good morning bacon
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>>699781582
Since when are cats not cute?

>>699781988
>>Dreaming of anyone as a neko.
Yeah, you're still a little tired. Here, let me help you with that.
>Proceeds to draw chocolate onto your face.

>>699782549
Morning Hanako.
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>>699782173
i mean like do other people feel your legs afterwards? if no then why does it matter.
>>699782244
>>699782489
yeah i think thats for the good bread though. ghetto bread is like 1.50 or something. ill take pictures next time i go to the store
>>699782366
its 30 percent from your paycheck to the government i think
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>>699782766
>Chocolate
I dont trust you
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>>699782162
Hello Saber
>>699782173
Rem baby ~
>>699782401
*Rubs mouse ears*
>>699782549
Good morning Hanako
>>699782763
>>699782766
Hi cuties
>>699782859
What you doing now Tomoko?
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You know what's just peachy?

Showing up to driver's training a whole hour early!

Shygal claimed... again.
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>>699782489
Jk man penny is great
>Nothing wrong with traps
>>699782549
Hey there cutie
Had a good night sleep?
>>699782674
Damn, that's even less euros
>Bread here is about 1.50 euros
>>699782859
It is? Huh I didn't know that
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>>699782763
That's why you power nap
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>>699782763
Ah, didn't see that part. Well, hope you get to feeling better
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>>699782859
Here there's no income tax and sales tax is 8 cents to the dollar.
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>>699782859
They massage it with different types of gels and what not. I don't have such things.

>>699782984
Alice-sama~
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>>699782896
What are you talking about, Syndra? What's wrong with chocolate?

>>699782984
Hey Alice. Are you up to anything at the moment?
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>>699783027
Course, nothing wrong with a gud ol trap.
>>699782859
Best bread in these here parts are usually around $2 or so.
>My usual store has sales a lot though, so its often 1.50 or less.
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>>699782763
>That image
wew
At least it was sleep
>>699782766
>that image
>chocolate
>that teasing pose
Fucking hell I'm blushing
>>699782984
Hey Alice
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>>699782763
Wew, that pic's stronger than any coffee I've taken

>>699782766
Morning!

>how's it going with Saber?

>>699782984
Morning

>>699783027
No, I woke up at an ungodly hour so I could play an eroge

>living the dream

>>699783398
Aw, she's bashful
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>>699782984
nothing right now. going to play world of tanks. what do you like to do.
>>699782988
neat
>>699783027
just checked. i was way off max is thirteen percent here.
>>699783202
its a thing here sales tax is 8 or 9 cents i forget
>>699783298
it sounds nice and relaxing.
>>699783347
i dont really want to discuss bread prices.
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>>699782766
>Dreaming of anyone as a neko.
Dude I fucking wish.
>Proceeds to draw chocolate onto your face.
Okay i will admit that pic is nice as shit but how would smearing chocolate on someone's face ever help out with being tired?

>>699782984
Hello you?
I don't think we've talked before

>>699782988
Peaches are good though
Hello shygal

>>699783082
k thanks Moogs

>>699783151
I'm planning on cooking some food, playing vidya and getting drunk. I don't have to be super sharp for most of that

>>699783398
It's a nice image, no?
>At least it was sleep
I guess. I'm a nightcrawler anyway so this is fine. I had to forcibly reverse my sleep schedule for the exams but it looks like I already failed

>>699783520
>using coffee over waifu
Why Hanako?
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>>699783657
How much is a pack of hotdogs there?
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>>699783298
What are you doing Rem-chan?
>>699783321
Not doing a whole lot, watching the stream and trying to think of some vidya to play
>>699783398
What are you up to Saber?
>>699783520
How are you doing today? Anything planned?
>>699783657
I never got into World of Tanks, I'm more of an RPG kind of guy. Mostly playing vidya but I like a good paperback every now and then
>>699783696
I'm not sure, we may have. As Yuno can attest, I generally forget about the thread after claiming Alice
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>>699783657
Indeed.

>>699783696
They are tasty indeed, except when they are used figuratively and in a negative contrast with a current situation.

But, ehh... it isn't all that bad.

How're you?
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>>699783913
Playing vidya at the moment
>>699783696
Yes it is
>>699783520
Shush
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>>699783696
Sounds like a plan. I'm going to be doing about the same lol. Drunk Rocket League is fun times
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>>699783902
i dont know but they are hot dogs how expensive can they be?
>>699783913
yeah its pretty grindy. what rpgs do you like?
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>>699783347
Kek
>Tfw b has made me like this
What are you up to penny?
>>699783520
Not sure if sarcasm
I'll take it serious
Why?
>>699783657
Kek that's a hell lot of a difference
Bit more understandable though
>>699783913
>>699783696
>Yes
He is a nice guy though when you get to know him <3
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>>699783696
>k thanks Moogs
ok
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>>699783696
Don't look at me like that, I did it for the memes

>>699783913
I'm probably gonna sleep through all of my classes because I can't kick the habit of waking up extremely early to play League

>It was worth it

>>699784221
No u

>nice pic by the way

>>699784545
For the memes

>In all seriousness though
>Fate/Stay night is AWESOME
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>>699782984
please don't rub the mouse ears too harshly
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>>699784738
>licks ear
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>>699783398
I think you're too prone to blushing.

>>699783520
It's 5:30 in the evening where I live, but thank you anyways.
>No progress?

>>699783696
Shush, Akiko. Imagine it as if someone is drawing a marker onto your face or limbs.
>You wouldn't know if the chocolate is hot or cold, so it would either burn you awake, or slowly gross you out.

>>699783913
What's currently on in the stream?
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Always watching
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>>699784221
Oh? What vidya you got going on right now?
>>699784443
I've played quite a few, I liked Diablo, Kingdoms of Amalur, I played a LOT of World of Warcaft. Never could get into Skyrim though oddly enough
>>699784728
Don't sleep through classes Hanako! League is not worth it
>>699784738
Only the gentlest cuddles for a cutie like you
>>699785039
I just put on Zankyou no Terror, it's pretty hardcore so far
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Check em.
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>>699785039
>Filename
Kek
I think YOURE too prone to being cute
>No progress
;-;
>>699785147
League like usual
>>699784728
Thanks
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>>699783913
I don't think we have but then again my memory isn't the most reliable source of information
Pleased to meet you (again?), I'm Akiko-anon

>>699784175
Canned peaches on sweet syrup are best peaches. I also love pickling them in honey to keep them for the winter. Dried peaches are alright but I prefer dried apricots over them. Fresh peaches are nice but good luck getting them fresh without going to a market or growing them yourself
I'm alright. Just woke up. You still at driving practice?

>>699784221
What about this one?

>>699784406
Drunk games best games though only when there's other people to be drunk with. Hopefully I can get Kurisu and Amatsukaze to get drunk with me. We'll see
>Drunk Rocket League
Never played it. I usually play drunk Overwatch. getting potg when you're shitfaced drunk is the funniest shit

>>699784545
>He is a nice guy though when you get to know him
Well I like to give everyone the benefit of the doubt when we first meet. I'm sure we'll get along

>>699784718
Yes desu~

>>699784728
Sutekine mimu

>>699785039
Well that took a fucking turn. As long as it's not dark chocolate I'd be fine with it as long as you pay for the cleaning of the sheets
Dark chocolate is too bitter for me
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>>699784951
refrain from licking the mouse ears please, it is wrong

>>699785078
even while we sleep?

>>699785147
the mouse appreciates this
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>>699785147
Must... get... Gold...

>League is my life force

>>699785336
What?
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>>699785336
Akiko always looks good in a swimsuit tbh
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>>699784545
yeah dont listen to me
>>699785147
i played diablo 3 once through on xbox. it was ok i guess. lately ive been playing witcher 3
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>>699785396
Yes even when you sleep
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>>699784443
You could say the same for a loaf of bread.
>>699784304
Wew.Sauce?
>>699785336
>Not playing Drunk Russian Roulette
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>>699785396
It feels so right~

>>699785523
<3
>>
Ayeka Masaki
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>>699785336
I haven't played Overwatch drunk yet, but drunk Rocket League is seriously some of the most fun. The game is already frustrating, but adding alcohol to the game makes it hilarious and impossible, especially when you have friends.
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>>699785699
You keep giving me gifts everyday Yuuko!

>I don't know how to repay you...
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>>699783657
It looks relaxing as hell. Thing is I don't take well to people making contact with me, even though the people who can give the massage are my uncles.

>>699783913
I'm kinda relaxing and watching women get hands because they threw some.

>>699785523
>nibble
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>>699786001
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>>699786001
Don't worry about it qt
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>>699785297
I suck at League, people are too toxic in unranked games for it to be enjoyable for me. I'm sure ranked it even worse.
>>699785336
Nice to meet you Akiko-chan, I'm Alice. I probably said hello at some point but that's about it. (My memory is also an unreliable source of information)
>>699785396
I wish I had a cute mouse like you
>>699785523
My life force is anime! Probably an unhealthy means to keep myself going
>>699785612
I tried The Witcher 2 once. Got lost, wound up in a place with monster that killed me in seconds and uninstalled.
>>699786079
What do you mean?
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>>699785147
>I read Alice shitting
>>699784545
sorry I left abruptly for dinner
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>>699785648
that's pretty creepy man

>>699785699
as long as you're not licking the inside i suppose it's not that bad

>>699786188
im afraid someone else already owns this mouse
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>>699785662
i guess you could but i like hamburgers more than hot dogs
>>699786079
well yeah i dont like when people touch me either but i think a massage would be different you know
>>699786188
yeah that can happen. not really as common in the new one
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>>699786105
Why do people keep giving me gifts?

>I'm fairly certain it's not my birthday today...

>>699786155
There MUST be something you want

>I feel a little guilty taking these gifts for granted...

>>699786188
Ranked is the most toxic place you can be in. Solo queue is the worst

>But
>I still want Gold
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>>699784545
Sorry for the delayed reply. Convinced J to move in with me.
>He's moving in and I'm helping a bit.
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>>699786827
Because you're a very special person.
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>>699785523
Nice meme you fucking weeb
>>699786827
>Ranked is the most toxic place
This
>Solo queue is the worst
This
Don't play solo and don't play ranked. Ever

>>699785593
You're damn right she does
I must say Saber looks bretty gud as well

>>699785662
Nice gif. I like that gif
>Drunk Russian Roulette
I would but I keep winning, thus I keep losing
I also don't own any ranged weapons except for a crossbow, and playing russian roulette with that is a hassle

>>699785930
Never played rocket league but apparently it's much like Lucioball? I can imagine things going horribly wrong/right when you're drunk
>adding alcohol to the game makes it hilarious and impossible, especially when you have friends.
Some truth right there

>>699786188
Ah well I'm here a lot so chances are we said hello at some point. So you have any particular reason for your claim-and-leave behaviour?
>My memory is also an unreliable source of information
yea dude, it's bad. I usually can't remember what I had for breakfast
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>>699786827
Just stay happy
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>>699786188
Woman punches man, man punches woman.

>>699786795
Indeed they can be relaxing
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Are we going chibi now?

>>699785147
>Terror in Tokyo.
Maybe, concept seems interesting. I might show up a bit later.

>>699785297
Remember, I'm merely teasing you~

>>699785336
>Fine with it as long as you pay for the cleaning of the sheets.
Oh believe me, I'm sure my baking skills would prevent carpet or sheet stains from occurring. But I can't guarantee that it could get on your clothes that you can easily wash.
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>>699787154
Just don't play League ever. Or, you could just drag the chat bar off your screen, all your problems will be solved.
>>
>>699787154
Yep, Rocket League is just soccer except you're driving around rocket powered race cars. I never actually played lucioball
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>>699787735
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>>699787735
yukkuri is better than chibi
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>>699787512
maybe just get someone you trust to do a basic one then
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>>699787735
Kek did Amatsu tell you what happened?
>One day it won't be teasing :^)
>>699787154
Saber is pretty good too
>>699786188
>Ranked
Yeah don't do it unless you're a masochist
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>>699787154
>Doesn't own a gun
You better not be an American.
Also I remember reading a story where someone tried to play Russian Roulette with a 1911.
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I just finished watching Plastic Memories and I'm dying on the inside
I need help
>>
>>699788357
Masturbate.
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>>699786618
It could be that, she is after all sitting down
>>699786680
I'll settle for a clone of you
>>699786795
I wouldn't have thought something like that to be a very common occurrence
>>699786827
I'm toxic enough for a whole lobbies worth of people, I don't need more from other people haha
>>699787154
The only real reason is, I get watching the stream and sucked into whatever we're watching, with vidya up on my other monitor so I forget. The worst is when you walk into a room intending to do something and forgettinfg. I went for a walk earlier, pulled out my phone to do something and forgot what it was. Still don't remember
>>699787512
Why are people being punched? Are you in a rekt thread or something?
>>699787735
It's pretty cool so far, we're on episode 3
>>699788285
I can't even enjoy solo. I enjoyed Smite a lot more solo queue but can';t enjoy it anymore unless Omnipotence is the mode of the day
>>
>>699788319
top tier waifu desu
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>>699788357
My friend also just watched that and said how sad it was.
>He told me to never watch it
>Need a hug?
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>>699788476
No

>>699788598
>yes
This is Sora no Otoshimono all over again. I hate this
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>>699788357
What's Plastic Memories? Is it a good dying or a bad dying
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>>699788357
Plastic Memories, yeah...
>GOD DAMN IT
>FEEEELS.
Shits fucked.
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>>699788357
>>699788598
What is Plastic Memories?
>>
>>699788888
THOSE NUMBERS THO
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>>699788357
just talk about lap pillows or something
>>699788529
well thats ok what other ones do you like
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>>699788805
>Hugs
There there, just watch something nice and it'll be all over
>I can recommend Anne happy but perhaps you've already seen that
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>>699789002
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>>699788280
I'll just do it myself. I have the oils to anyways

>>699788529
Woman getting hit because they hit someone. It's in /gif/

>>699789002
It used to be you can claim either, but I guess people were too lazy to copy and paste
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>>699787735
Or you could just not pour chocolate on sleeping people.
Rood tbh

>>699787774
This
I'm still waiting for the day you can disable all chat except for pings. No one ever has anything useful to say

>>699787983
So mario kart and soccer in one?
That does kinda sound like a good/frustrating time
>I never actually played lucioball
I played it once. It went alright
https://youtu.be/zLf-H3Esup0

>>699788285
Saber a cute
Very nice waifu

>>699788304
I'm a belgian. Getting a gun is quite the hassle here unless you're a hunter
>someone tried to play Russian Roulette with a 1911.
Fucking cheaters man

>>699788357
Kill self to synchronize mind and soul

>>699788529
Nothing wrong with being focused
>when you walk into a room intending to do something and forgetting
Dude exactly this. I came up with this contained space theory where I hypothesized that doorframes are portals to another world, and every single room is actually it's own contained universe. Passing through a doorframe would cause a subtle but imperfect particle synchronization, causing short term memory loss in some people and long term memory loss in others. It's why we get forgetful when we're older. Old people have walked through a lot more doorframes
>>
>>699788888
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GETS!
>>
>>699789174
Says the fag also claiming fictional people
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>>699788888
Goddamn Penny this is the second time I see you get quints
>>
>>699789278
Thanks you too
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>>699788874
>>699788918
Plastic Memories is an anime. I'm bad with resumes, so, from MAL

"Eighteen-year-old Tsukasa Mizugaki has failed his college entrance exams, but after pulling some strings, he manages to land a job at the Sion Artificial Intelligence Corporation. SAI Corp is responsible for the creation of "Giftias"—highly advanced androids which are almost indiscernible from normal humans. However, unlike humans, Giftias have a maximum lifespan of 81,920 hours, or around nine years and four months. Terminal Service One, the station Tsukasa was assigned to, is responsible for collecting Giftias that have met their expiration date, before they lose their memories and become hostile.
Promptly after joining Terminal Service One, Tsukasa is partnered with a beautiful Giftia named Isla. She is a Terminal Service veteran and considered the best in Giftia retrievals, contrary to her petite figure and placid nature. Time is fleeting though, and Tsukasa must come to terms with his feelings for Isla before her time is up. No matter how much someone desires it, nothing lasts forever."

Animu is good... just sad...

>>699788888
HOLY QUINTS
Also, yeah, I, for some reason, get heavily affected when I watch something like this. The day I finished SnO I swear I fell into a depression for like a month...
>feels

>>699789076
I'd do so if it were that easy. At least the anime had lap pillow action

>>699789146
I haven't but I just don't wanna watch anything else right now.
>hugs back
Maybe I'll just go suck dick at league after dinner

>>699789278
>kills myself
>>
>>699789368
This nigga is as real as it gets, fuckface
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>>699789278
And when I mute people it should also mute their damn pings. I don't need 40 fucking question marks on top of me constantly.
>>
>>699789223
Good tastes
>>
>>699789278
Okay, so imagine that same arena and add cars and that's rocket league
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>>699789619
You can join stream, we're watching zankyou no terror its pretty good
>Sucking dick at league
I mean if you're already used to it
>Yesterday you said you played rengo
He your main?
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>>699789076
I enjoyed Borderlands a lot, but the ones after the first. Bioshock 2 was pretty fun Darksouls 1 and 3 were fantastic. I never liked the second because of the combat system. Felt super off
>>699789223
What goes around comes around
>B-b-b.....but I'm a woman!
>>699789278
This is a slightly plausible theory, however I feel as though an inactive mind or a mind numbed into routine would be more to blame. Would be cool to turn doorways into portals to another dimension though
>>699789619
A heart wrencher? Or just the overall story is sad
>>
>>699789638
Calm down, don't want to spill that Mountain Dew on your keyboard
>>
>>699789223
well i wont be as relaxing then
>>699789619
still dont see how thats a need
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Claimed
>don't remember if i claimed ITT
>>
>>699790157
Damn, you really got me there
>>
>>699788888
Does anybody else remember the other time Penny got gets?
>Is Penny a Get God?
>>
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>>699789619
>"Giftias"—highly advanced androids which are almost indiscernible from normal humans.
Sex robots?
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>>699790147
>cheers and laughs when a women does it
>gasps and shock when a man returns that favor

>>699790168
I don't really look for relaxation unless I'm in a massage chair.

>>699790215
You probably didn't.
>>
>>699788888
Why didn't you roll for Karen lewds?!
>>
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>>699790535
Now we're thinkin with science!
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>>699790108
What stream though?
Nah, I'm actually good at league, or I'd like to say that I am. but I'm at least above average.
>rengo
I hate Rengar. Nah, I just play whatever I haven't played too much in normals. I don't have a "main", I know how to play most roles just the same. But the champ I have the most experience with is probably Ezreal or Kalista (adc is the most I've played in ranked to say the least)

>>699790147
Heart wrencher at the very end. Depends on how you see it / how you react with this type of stuff

>>699790168
They aren't a need, they're kinda like a meme at this point

>>699790535
Kinda. Though nothing sexual was ever hinted at in the anime
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Look out!

>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>
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>>699790899
at least dubs get
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>>699790899
>899
Off by one
consider kys
>>
>>699790410
Damn right
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>>699790899
Close.
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>>699790899
I'm laughing so much god damn I feel bad for you man.
>>
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>>699790899
Just a little bit off.
>>
>>699791069
That nigga gotta eat pussy like a god.
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>>699790147
borderlands was great i loved those. still working on pre sequel. bioshock 2 was ok but 1 and infinite were better to me. dark souls 1 and 3 were great. i feel the same about 2
>>699790566
well i would like to feel relaxed
>>699790897
oh well then good you dont need to like them
>>
>>699788194
>Only a giant floating head.
No thanks.

>>699788357
>Plastic Memories.
Am I the only one here who actually hated it?

>>699788598
Don't watch it, they had their own reasons to tell you not watch it, but I personally couldn't stand it and stopped watching it once I finished episode 4.

>>699788285
>Amatsu.
No, I don't talk to Amatsu.

>>699788529
>Episode 3.
>Total of 11 episodes.
Maybe I can watch that on my own time.

>>699788805
>Heaven's Lost Property.
I don't remember it ever having any feels.

>>699789278
I merely kid, Akiko. I don't drizzle chocolate on people, but I don't kid about my baking.
>Shino could do better than me, but my family knows how to make a mean chili.
>>
>>699790897
Rabb.it
It's a stream sorta discord website it's great
>Above average
Whats your rank bby
>I wanna say I am plat but I lost that privilege
>Hate rengar
Thank God
But cool I like your style although it's not really meta
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>>699791343
So you don't know what happens when people tease me :^)
>>
>>699791308
Pre sequel is kinda shitty.My Nisha with Zarpedons Cyber Eagle and a Skullmasher just shreds through anything in seconds.
>Galil
>>
>>699792352
>>699792352
>>699792352
>>
>>699791308
Why not though?

>>699791343
Hating an anime that everyone else liked is completely okay though?
Also, SnO had feels. Just that they weren't adapted as season 3 / 4, but instead, they were "adapted" to movies. Bad, bad movies. The manga has all the feels though. It's ending is brutally heartbreaking.
>I'd tell you to go read it, but seriously, it's sad

>>699791494
Meh, not really up for it right now. Sorry
I'm gold 2, but I've been gold 2 for like... almost half a year? Because I just haven't been playing ranked (although few weeks ago I decided to go for a few ranked and ended up carrying all of them, so I know I could reach Plat if I really wanted to)
I don't play alone. I always play with someone because otherwise the game is just not fun for me anymore. This includes ranked, but since the friend I ranked the most with got permabanned, I just don't rank anymore.
>about my style
I play whatever feels could be interesting. Hell, I even went Ahri top with an attack speed AP build (focusing on Nashor's Tooth)
meh

>Rube
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