Stop wasting dubs you fucking idiot. If you're going to bitch at least include a roll.
I'm rolling for a villager to be put into the stocks, for being mentally retarded, for the rest of his life, and his name is the post number of the above moron.
OP said wait on rolls you dumb shit. Rolling for you to be less retarded is actually more effective than rolling on a game where OP won't count them yet. Reading isn't that hard m8
moat and fishing, fishing generates no food due to another roll
>nigger expedition come back with niggers, mines are being worked again,
>god is dead
>moat around watchtower
>people worship dark god, cultist start spreading
theyre still socialist, no ruler
>+1 cancerous autist named breezus
field irrigation, food +1
fish poisonous, kills 8 people before doctor realizes its the fish, others ill and cant work during 1 round
great, nothing happened
POP: 52 + 10 (16 master race, 10 newly aquired nigger slaves, some deaths due to poisoned fish) (+4 per turn)
RES: 2 (+2 per turn)
>niggers working the mines again
FOOD: 9 (+2 per turn)
>expedition returned with 10 niggers, efficiency of drugs on soldiers researched, further improving military capabilities
for everyone who missed the rules last thread:
Dubs make things happen as long as they're plausible
Trips will have unforseen consequences in addition to the requested effect
Quads force stuff, even if it doesnt make sense
(all white cis males commit suicide; laser raptor raid; build nuclear missle silo; ...)
construction and other effects consume resources (RES)
RES can be aquired in the mines, forest, etc
>there's a village of primitive niggers south-east from here
He means as in wait for the rolls of the last thread to be implemented, not to stop rolling. So get the fuck out of the thread you fucking moron. Roll for the stock thing and this guy's post number to be the new name of the villager.
Thank you for including breezus. Op is King
Rolling for every type of fishing to be more productive, Fisher also completely cured and have healing properties because of minerals rolling down the mountain
I hope you noticed that someone successfully rolled for hang mat the last thread.
Behind the mines would be a nice spot, so some lazy negro could sneak off for a while.
Even though Vikings were for 2 turns, 5 of the original 10 decide they love their rape families and decide to stay, permanently increasing the stock of the tribes genes. They bring with them ship building knowledge. The village crafts their first crude boats increasing trade
Checked and kek'd. Roll for whole village realising the importance of education and it becomes mandatory. People put murdered children down to local wolves, serial killer is forever free
Roll for double effect
The water is the purest water around. There was a nearby Mountain that the water is purified through several aquifers. This cleans all of the fish. This happens because a new River was formed.
>cultist castle becomes their club house where they help medicine man research new plants to get high on after the climate change
>cultist take over pyramid and prosper
>someone takes a crap on top of the watch tower...
>travelers pay/increase trade and visit brothel, pop+2 per turn, res + 1 per turn
POP: 56 (+6 per turn) (12 soldiers, 10 cultists)
RES: 2 (+3 per turn)
>travelers increase trade
>cultist HQ built
FOOD: 12 (+3 per turn)
>housing problems will start at 80
>check the shit on top of the watchtower
the game's dead to me until i get my fucking hang mat. there's been like three dubs for it and 10 people rolling for it (including last thread).
Only quads get stupid bullshit that makes no sense
Rolling for nearby mountains sprouting multi-layered aquifer water that cleans the fish and makes production up food and overall go up
someone putting up a hang mat makes no sense? please, making no sense is shit like aliens coming or everybody converting to islam all of a sudden.
One of the crossed out posts in the beginning called for the hang-mat. It exists and I've taken a nap in it.
>shit on this guy
>build additional housing, 1 per family
this should take a while, no?
Now that we have an Acid Church.
Mandatory acid dosing on public and highest doses being in children ages 6-17 (I got dubs for it before,.rolling a second time)
Also, build a sacrificing circle in the center of town
Town leader Medicine Man orders the guards to destroy the acid church, citing it as evil and wasting time that could be put into improving the village. Medicine Man also calls for all current buildings to be repaired
i never agreed to implement new rules with rolls
HANG MAT BEHIND MINES, SHIT ON TOP OF WATCH TOWER
there you go, i forgot about it
>building materials and ores from mine being worked by nigger slaves +1
>market trade +1
>trade by travelers as well as inn fee +1
>cult gains influence, builds houses, helps people in need
>cult is the only influential party at the moment
setup a lumber and forestry camp to chop down trees and replant them
Very dry summer sparks a massive forest fire with huge winds. Village wall is damage, slaves escape, 1/3 of population is trapped and burned to death. Crops suffer. Villagers question why cult God did not protect
Rolling for multiple mountains near by creating multi-layered aquifer is creating the purest water possible. Curing all fish. Making all production increase.
The people get a certain level of self-awareness of inner divine
>there you go, i forgot about it
awesome, thank you! had hoped it would be between two trees but its fine
if this post is doubles: build stables
POP: 62 (14 soldiers, 16 cultists, 10 nigger slaves, viking genes have been assimilated by most of the population)
RES: 3 (+3 per turn)
Food 12 (+2 per turn)
>food consumption increased due to pop increase
mspaint.exe and a ton of stolen resources from games and www
LSD isnt plausible
>medicine man finds marihuana and shares with doctor for research of medicinal effects
>cult starts cultivating too for hallucinogenic effects
When inpatient ADHD ridden cancer doesn't read the thread
Rollie Pollie Spicoli for cancer creation, but one out of every five civilians get super powers. This extends to the Troops