Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
You're right, she's adorable!
Tell me when you get to it.
That's spookier tbh.
Galil from Upotte, if you like guns watch it.
Yes they do what?
They aren't spooky.
Someone get this sleepyhead outta here!
Hi, I didn't know there was a bane claimer.
These pics make me want to add abyssals into my fleet.
Way too easy, I'm completely sure some anons here get triggered more by doing that than by insulting their waifus.
But it's harder to get hated by every single anon and not just one or two groups.
You should beware me, but we can share the title, we're married after all.
What kind of things? Not counting small-talk, last time we talked you said you were looking for a job, found anything yet?
Just what I got from a little shitposting and 'elitism', thread is dull.
Yea I will.
Any other anime you recommend? I'm at a loss atm because I'm kinda through all my usual stuff
But that's weird I hope you can get it fixed before I get my pc back
>Im recruiting new friends
All my old friends quit
Wait what. Rank 52 in league? What does that mean
>Inb4 challenger 52
That'd be insane
In a sense. I talk to most people via other mediums, so not a whole lot of a point in coming here anymore. Also most of the newfags are lecherous retards.
That's really fucking spooky tbh.
Don't get a job
Good luck getting me to hate anyone. I dont think Ill even find Fool as bad as some people I no longer want anything to do with. And to me he sounds like someone to go out for a quiet drink with.
I've been invested JoJo lately.
Each part is different from the last and features a different MC each time.
There's that community destroying elitist attitude we all love!
i should but the real question is what would i be working for
Ahh i see. Fair enough i suppose. Some of the newer posters can be a little... odd.
I bought every single Teemo skin and play him mid or feed.
They aren't frightening so they aren't spooky.
The thread is always dull, so are the people enjoying it.
Kind of things, you know. Buying, selling, leaning a new language, swimming every day, cooking.
I've bought a rolling paper from Smoking, by the way. http://zoneutopia.com/images/products/rolling-paper-smoking-brown-roll.jpg
Something like this.
What have you done? Did people told you that you are a jerk? If not, you're not hated.
What do you think of me?
Shooting isnt autistic and is a hobby.
>Best fox claim
wish i slept more edition
We don't like loli's in here
Oh it looks fun
I think I can get into this
>Inb4 elitists come and say being an elitist isnt a thing
You disgust me
I own a Teemo hat and use it in dress up parties.
They aren't sinister or frightening.
i found shooting to be boring and lacking a point
>All my old friends quit
Yeah I know that shit
>Rank 52 in league?
Oh no I was talking OW
I'm pretty shit at league and I never play league ranked. I got silver after my placements and never touched it after that
>tfw I got the edgy as fuck Teemo skin
Now we just need a reverse kancolle game where you fight on the abyssal side.
How about knife collecting, to be blunt, you can look really sharp with a good collection. It also has a point too, but it can often be seen as edgy.
If only your mommy let you have enough good boy points to own a gun
Yes you should get a job, being all day in here writing shit and worshipping imaginary pussy is not healthy
Yoko claimed I'm looking for more manga to read again I loved dungeon meshi and vin land saga, have any more like these to recommend?
Aye it's Alice
>You sound the usual?
>Claiming and leaving immediately?
Pretty much this
Oh okay, too bad I don't play overwatch
I was almost afraid you were a god at league, to this moment ive never heard of anyone with a high ranking in league so I want to claim it
>Don't ask me how much I spent on league
Yes they are.
That's not a nice solution.
I find you to be boring and lacking a point. Shooting can include skeet shooting, 3 gun, long range and target shooting as well.
It's pretty great, my favorite part would be part 4, Villain of that part is amazing.
People say you're retarded but I haven't personally seen you be retarded.
I don't know if I'd call them that either.
How are they either of those things?
Dio is as good as it gets, as far as villains go. Part 4 is so far good though.
>I count Stardust Crusaders as one part
Hey now! I don't claim and leave immediately. I claim then forget about the thread cause stream, but bad movie today so I'll be paying attention now
>I don't play overwatch
It's rather expensive yeah. If you don't have friends to play it with I wouldn't recommend buying it. If you do however it's tons of fun
>Don't ask me how much I spent on league
If it's more than 2 digits it's gone too far for a free game
Who are you mains?
not interested in weapons really. do it yourself
i should but money wont change a thing. dont worship imaginary pussy just masturbate to it.
you may trigger galil.
all ive done is target shooting but i never felt anything while doing it. it was more of just ok i hit it what now?
The apparition of these faces in the crowd;
Petals on a wet, black bough.
Since you're actually using your waifu while you complain about elitism, i'm very curious; who do you consider to be part of the "Elite"?
I prefer Kira and Valentine over Dio but he's pretty amazing as well.
Sometimes things get shaken up here, but anyway I have a personal record of enjoying things that aren't enjoyable.
This is all good to know, looks like you're getting your life on the tracks. Do you have some sort of dream job?
I had two swimming classes a week for 11 years of my life, then suddenly got bored of it to the point that going to a pool can hardly be fun for me.
Did you get actual papers or the roll? Roll is better as it's cheaper for how long it is, but if it's too humid there a lot of it might get spoiled.
I like brown more than white but it's not so common here.
The only papers I like more than Smoking are Raw.
>learning a new language
I wish I had the willpower for this, being polyglot is something I always wanted to be but I had trouble with french and kinda gave up.
>What have you done?
I rated every poster on the thread as cancer, elitist or newfag.
>Did people told you that you are a jerk?
Not yet, but I've been called an elitist and retard countless times.
So Yesterday I turned on my youtube on ps4 and OW clip popped up about killing 5-6 bastions with a genji. I noticed the name said Akiko something was that you?
I will check it out then
>This dio guy
I've heard a lot about him, he better not disappoint
Yea that's usually what happens
>You know I love you
Whats on then?
Yea that's what I figured I know no one who plays
>Except everyone on waifu
I just didnt realise it, it just happened
Pretty much all assassins but zed is my bae.
I also really like azir xer and velkoz
It seems you already did
>I see what you did there
It's still fun to play in random lobbies
it's much less frustrating than league
I think that's racist
I was just kidding kek
>I don't think I've been here long enough to make such accusations
However the guy who was in this morning and shit talking me, and everyone else who used the term, was being pretty elitist
>Are you one?
Really need some manga or manhwa suggestions anything is good but yaoi or shinjis
Hey Tomoko, what do you have planned for today?
Hello cutie, how are you today?
The Scorpion King, I blame Sanae
Through a job you will gain confidence as you will be experiencing all sorts of different things each day. From meeting new people, having to be professional, and learning new skills. All these things will help you grow in confidence as you develop and make these skills your own.
Having a job, rather than claiming benefits will gain you respect from others. People will like the fact that you are out, working hard to earn your money, rather than sitting back bust ur nuts
Who says I'm retarded?
They just are
I mean, out shooting a friend or nailing a bullseye from real far is always fun.
The Pokemon mangas
He's pretty fantastic, tell me when you get into!
Steel Ball Run
Ghostly I would agree with, unsettling, desolate. Not frightening or sinister though.
I can't compete with that. I actually don't know how to trigger you and that makes me feel glad but a bit distant from you.
Which one do you have? I'm not sure but I think I never bought a skin for a yordle.
I'm all in for that, as long as it's not a slot machine game with unskippable animations and purposely clunky UI like the actual game.
I wonder which abyssal would get my free ring.
I'm pretty happy as things have been going my way lately. You?
>That shit is gold
Dont you mean mami? :^)
I did it
>I see what you did there as well
Fuck I need to watch so much now
Could be us yeah. Our group has been featured on Kotaku's highlight reel for a full bastion teamwipe. The guy in the clip isn't me, that's Kotori. I was in the there though
>I know no one who plays
Same. Apparently some people in uni play it but I have yet to add them. I'm fine with teaming with the other waifufags though
>all assassins but zed is my bae
>tfw I love immobile mages
I'm a vel'koz main, followed by Thresh and Veigar
yeah I know, Veigar. But oneshotting killing adc's with ult is just way too much fun. bonus points if they flash before it kills them
Well you're not wrong. It's a fun game for sure and I hone my skill solo. I just don't think it's 40 bucks worth of fun if you're only gonna play alone
I've said it before and i'll continue to say it. There is no elite in waifu.
There's no system for an elite to form. Everybody has the same power to post.
This elitism non-sense is just some of the old people being in a clique, and the old shitposters being mad they weren't invited.
And no. I talk to nobody here outside of this thread. I have a discord but i've only talked on it maybe three times since i got it, and since outside communication is the only trait i've been able to discern that the infamous "Elite" engages in, i must not be part of it.
I don't know what that means.
Orwellian I would not agree with.
You won't go unnoticed this time, not with this integer.
yeah oh well
same thing as everyday alice.
When I worked most of the people wanted nothing to do with me. they wanted their stuff so they could go home. The skills i learned were how to stock shelves and paint. nothing hard. I never felt like it was going anywhere. then when id get off work id go home sit around for 2 hours then sleep. that was it.
i guess i dont get the same enjoyment from it.
Being an elitist is part of the healthy balance that is required to manage cancer addictions
Just do it when nobody will bother you and when you're up to it.
Nice to hear things are going well for you, it's nice to have that happen sometimes I hear
Shit is awful man! And Mami isn't here yet :(
Congrats on being one of the smarter people in this thread, and no, this isn't sarcasm
Yes they are.
>Not a pun
I don't get how, but OK.
I'm not sure if I am prepared for this kind of attention
Aye just wait for the upcoming assassin's patch
Nothing wrong with veigar liked him too (before the change) against ap mages he was a lot of fun
Kek yes I also love it when people flash from death mark
Isnt this whole elitist thing a meme? The guy was being a dick to me and I was sick of it
Stop taking it serious
Probably gonna pull some all nighters before break is over
I guess you really haven't been paying attention to the thread, just nvm
After looking more into them im not sure either
Is it a meme? Maybe to some people.
As i said, a couple of the old shitposters take it very seriously.
How would he be taking it seriously if he said it doesn't exist?
Alright I'm going to have to walk my dog
>I hope you fucking elitist don't ruin this thread
See you fags later
I would do no such thing.
I vehemently disagree.
Do you have the archive link? I want to see it. Seems like a bunch of fun.
Is a roll of loooong paper, like 4meters or so. Is herb and brown, I like it.
I agree about Raw papers. They are really high quality.
Ah, well enjoy your time then!
The edgy call of Teemo skin. You've seen me use it before
One avian riding battle maiden in progress
cool. Ekko's, Zed's and fish in all games
I always loved outplaying them as vel'koz
I'm kinda sad how they made his ult execution move #148. I liked how he specifically countered ap mages. I can't remember any other champ doing that except for Galio but does he even still exist? Oh well, oneshotting people with 1400 ap is still fun
Elitism is the belief or attitude that some individuals who form an elite—a select group of people with a certain ancestry, intrinsic quality or worth, high intellect, wealth, specialized training or experience, or other distinctive attributes—are those whose influence or authority is greater than that of others; whose views on a matter are to be taken more seriously or carry more weight; whose views or actions are more likely to be constructive to society as a whole; or whose extraordinary skills, abilities, or wisdom render them especially fit to govern.
Whenever this term is used someone always asks
>who do you consider to be part of the "Elite"?
It's a Behavior not a specfic group. On this board it's the people who show up and say
> Also most of the newfags are lecherous retards.
So what you're saying is wrong. No one cares about being invited into a group they don't even know anyone in.
Just calm down, post your cutest Gumi's and act like on the secret chat.
>The guy was being a dick to me
All I said was that you were posting the same tumblr GIFs over and over every thread and you started assuming things and calling me a retard.
I was considering helping you with pics since I understand that your device makes it harder for you but you can still upload decent pics as you have posted 800 KB+.
You should post more and help me decide.
To be honest, there is another thing about this "elite" thing.
There is a much deeper story. Heh, I'm actually glad to be part of it.
The plan was to make newfags to think that elitists will never talk to them.
There are no smart posters, but smart shitposters. I mean, seriously now. That faggot, Mikan? He is 40 and enjoys roleplaying? What the fuck is that?
Mei is the most horribly balanced character in any game
>Some people have better charisma and/or reputation than me WAHHH
People call people newfag when they act a certain way. Such has ALWAYS been the way of /b/.
When i was new to waifu, not a single person called me newfag. Not one. Nobody treated me poorly. Nothing.
If that's really what you're upset about, stop being a newfag.
I will agree that whatever shitposter started this non-sense, if they thought through a plan like that, is rather clever? In a sociopathic way.
I could try to find it later, don't expect anything too entertaining.
I like that the Raw papers come with tons of cardboard to make roaches.
Rolls are great too because you can cut it the size you want.
>which can also motivate you to waste more flowers at a single time
O. I don't really memorize most of the skins others have. You still don't know what's causing your crashes? We have had some fun games lately, Karen keeps getting fed early game as Fiora and then failing to carry because she is Fiora.
We had 4 games in a row where he got first blood at like lvl 1-3.
>Fiora getting fed early
Why am i not surprised.
What I don't understand is, how can people be elitists, if the "elitist group" outside of here was never a closed one. I mean I've got the original telegram groups, and I've never once said someone couldn't join if they asked, so I'm a little lost here...
Ay lmao it's time to go to sleep.
Pray for don't waking up.
Roleplaying as in D&D and stuff or roleplaying as in "My fursona, Akiratokuto, the fox/wolf/dog/cat/autistic child is now erect.You can see her erection poking from the bottom of her pants leg."
Who's ass am i kissing? I don't even know who people are referring to when they say elite.
If i like someone, i just talk to them. Like a normal person.
Yeah i don't know. I in no way claim to understand this fad.
Play any sniper or bastion and she shouldn't be too much of a problem
>tfw she's getting buffed
Yeah, still no clue. I miss the league games
>Karen keeps getting fed early game as Fiora and then failing to carry because she is Fiora
Ah, there we go.
yup that was our group indeed, and Kotori in particular
hope you wake up so you can write me some more stuff
Answer the fucking question faceless shitposter.
Who's ass specifically am i kissing?
Who am i sucking up to?
I just think you're wrong and i'm calling you on it.
Her main issue is that she dominates every tank
and can lock down a point with her ult
You're right. Mei is literally the scummiest worst balanced character I've ever seen
That's seaport summer hime from kancolle.
I don't even know Rin.
They seem to have a reasonably positive disposition towards me anyways. If i wanted to talk to them, i wouldn't waste my time arguing with a shitposter.
I thought I was the ass kisser.
I don't know, I feel like she isn't that good unless you do reflect shanenigans. It's the kind of champion that becomes dead weight if you can't outplay the enemy.
Because I enjoy it. Why not?
And while we're at it, shooting, why?
So many what? Cute Gumis? Post your rarest or best ones.
Posters? Don't worry, that only makes you more camouflaged, even though Gumi stands out easily.
I wish you could do it on my balcony. Found any great album lately?
I'm still on my quest to find something like pinkshinyultrablast, which keeps getting better on each listen.
How about we put an end to this huh? I'll be honest, when I said they were spooky in one post I only said that to trigger you. How about we agree that they're not spooky, they're sexy, and head #1 is waifu?
Smoking is bad for your health.Shooting is not.
I will not agree to the latter but will agree that they are not spooky.
I told you already.
I think you're wrong and an idiot for your attempts to perpetuate this mildly annoying garbage and am going to call you on it.
I'm just attracted to common sense, is all
Should play her a bit more, she is one of my favorite top champion.
Wo is a cute
I don't know what the good Doctor means by that.
I don't have a waifu.
I request being crucified upside down. I am not good enough to die like Christ.
Really? I thought you would have a garbage waifu, like Rei or Asuka.
What's with all the hate for Galil?
I haven't seen anything particularly bad come from him. Or did I miss something?
>Her main issue is that she dominates every tank
Doesn't reaper do this as well?
From my experience I'd say she's good at locking down single targets with repeated freezing but if anyone else jumps on her she has to let them go or die. She also makes for an easy target for long range because most of the time she'll stand still to line up the headshot when she freezes someone.
>and can lock down a point with her ult
A lot of heroes have massive area denial
They're actually gonna buff her ult because it's considered one of the weaker ones. The curve at which it's thrown is awkward and unwieldy, it can be deflected by Genji and absorbed by defense matrix.
I'll admit she's a pain to deal with and getting frozen and headshot feels unfair
Funny thing is she has a ridiculously low pick rate in competitive, and in casuals she isn't common pick as well
thanks :D Also, Terra Claimed.
I only played her once since the remake and it didn't go very well. My top champ list is quite extensive anyway.
>Wo a cute
She is doing the crown thing way better than Warspite here.
>smoking is bad
So is drinking alcohol, spending hours looking at a screen with no interval, not having a perfectly balanced diet or sleep schedule and a lot of other things that are common in society.
I'm well aware of the downsides of it and I don't smoke tobacco.
Smoking has helped me meet awesome persons, get creative and motivated for work and also enjoy shows and music better.
That's true, unless you are your own target. I will let you know that I think it's an interesting hobby and asked it because I want to know better why you enjoy it.
I don't know.
I don't know who those are.
We were feuding?
That's probably for the best, they're garbage
Though i always knew her as Terra. Oh well.
I don't watch Japanese animation or read Japanese comics.
I usually go with what team needs.
Except if its mid.
>Every team on pvp has warspite
At Least i got Akitsushima
I'm guessing its because Galil is Israeli.
It's just fun, and I love the mechanics of guns and operating them and hitting the bullseye from 50 yards is great.Skeet shooting is fun as well and so is competing with friends.
Also shooting is actually a little bit bad for you.
Your heads are spooky.