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Medieval Dubs make things happen as long as they're plausible

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Medieval

Dubs make things happen as long as they're plausible

Trips will have unforseen consequences in addition to the requested effect

Quads force stuff, even if it doesnt make sense
(all white cis males commit suicide; laser raptor raid; build nuclear missle silo; ...)

construction and other effects consume resources (RES)
RES can be aquired in the mines, forest, etc

1 food is consumed per update
2 food is generated per update, as long as fields are being treated and there aren't any effects affecting work (everyone high; illness; ...)

>POP: 24
>RES: 3
>FOOD: 5

>gov: everything is shared and discussed inside the small community
>there's a village of primitive niggers south-east from here
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All the food begins to rot and has to be burned
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where do you have the graphics from?
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>>699726850
mspaint.exe and stolen from all kinds of games and other resources i found googling
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build new houses and increase population
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New priest come in town
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>>699726928
Reroll
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>>699726928
reroll on condition that he's a huge nigger
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>>699726655

Live daily live
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Commence a satanic ritual
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recruit soldiers and colnize niggers
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Slave few niggers to work at fields to boost food production by +1
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Nigger stumbles upon village and attempts to rape all da white womynz
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The town raids the nigger village and then uses them as slaves.
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>>699726655
Siege Nigger village
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>>699727088
>88
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>>699726850
had to edit lots of stuff, but the collection has some potential now

rolling for nigger neighbour raid
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>>699727088
hitler dubs confirm, inferior niggers as slaves
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>>699727148
what game is the castle from?
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>>699727148
also why is the background white and not transparent
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A tradition of seeding every woman that turns 16 on her birthday.
To make sure she will carry a baby, all the men of the village partake in this tradition, gangbanging the 16 year old woman turn after turn to make sure.
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>>699727148
sounds pretty dank, anon
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>>699727206
age of empires?
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plz update op
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>>699727244
wasted
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>>699727259
Re
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>>699727259
Rere
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>>699727259
rerere
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Build a wall to keep niggers out.
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>>699727206
wasted dubs, also implement a new religion that praises mice where the most fanatical priests cut off their dicks as a tribute to the mice.
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>>699727259
Rererere
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>>699727259
Rerererere
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>>699727394
there already is a wall
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>>699727455
Yeah!
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The village becomes the capital of an Empire ruled by Himmler
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a pack of wild niggers appear
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Genetically superiot niggers steal castle
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Build a wall shaped like a dong
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din do nuffins take over
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>>699727417
this
also the cut off dicks are nailed at the doors of every house to keep demons outside and there has to be build a phallus monument
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>>699726655
>The village is suddenly plagued by an influx of mice after their hunting killed off a large amount of the local predators.

>FOOD: 0
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>>699727244
mspaint.exe only

>>699727088
>>699727259
>POP:29 (4 soldiers) (increasing by 5 per turn now)
>RES:2 - built barracks
>FOOD: 6
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>>699726655
All the grain grows ergot and everybody in the village get's ergotism.
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>>699727649
roll
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Villagers become sick with diarrhea and livestock also dies
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All women got sick
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>>699727649
roll
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>>699727649
reroll
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>>699727767
Little boy Jimmy the Cornwall's boy falls in the well. Spend all resources trying to save him but ultimately he dies
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>>699727649
aaand roll
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Yotsuba is elected mayor in a landslide vote.
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>>699727767
Spend time studying farming to increase yields. Create another field for future turns to reap for possible trade
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>>699726655
>>699726655
>>699726655
please only reroll your posts that state what you wanted, rerolls of rerolls are too much work

soldiers going out next update

work the mines, people
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>>699728041
Roll
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make a religion!
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>>699727767
Build a Silo to protect food from most disasters
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>>699726655
The new generations being spawned by the village all have physical and/or mental disabilities because the new tradition was causing inbreeding. This forces the villagers to decide on fucking niggers or ending their tradition.
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>>699727767
Build an Inn/Brothel so we can drink and fuck our lives away.
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>>699727977
fuckin checked
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>>699728024
Reroll
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make a nigger bonfire
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>>699728209
Rolling for sluts and beer
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niggers are sent to the mines to mine metals and coal
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>>699728041
Reroll
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China opens a dildo factory
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>start working on the wood
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>>699728282
roll
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brothel opens
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The farmers plant some chickens
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>>699728209
Roll
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>>699728282
this
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make a blood sacrifice for satan's dick!
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>>699728344
CHECKD
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Bring this feudal world back into the light of the Emperor
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>>699728372
no.
blood sacrifice satans dick
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>>699728372
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>>699728420
no.
dick satans blood sacrifice
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Niggers and musrats culturally enrich the town to rubble
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>>699728420
rolling for keks
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>>699728282
rolling
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People starting praying to Harambe
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>>699727767
when we're done here would you upload your resource files? btw really cool way to do a civ game
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UPDATE
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>>699728504
fuck off
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>>699728344
All child members of the village and it's colonies are forced to work in the brothel.
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>>699728500
check em!
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Whole town gets v&
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>>699728587
Imperial Crusade comes through cleaning this filth.
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>>699728504
NYPA, dumbass.
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>>699728620
Reroll
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>>699728344
>>699727977

>2 people convert to weird religion, cut their dicks off and die by bleeding out since you lack the facilities to make this happen you moron
>bath house aka brothel built, sanitation increased, birth rate inscreased
>4 soldiers head out to civilize niggers

>POP: 34 (increasing by 8 per turn now) (4 soldiers headed out)
>RES: 1 (built brothel)
>FOOD: 7
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OP is kill
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Recruit Imperial Guards to protect against criminal scum (niggers)
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>>699728765
This
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>>699728765
Roll
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>>699728711
Map?
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>>699728711
forgot pic

>2 people convert to weird religion, cut their dicks off and die by bleeding out since you lack the facilities to make this happen you moron
>bath house aka brothel built, sanitation increased, birth rate inscreased
>4 soldiers head out to civilize niggers

>POP: 34 (increasing by 8 per turn now) (4 soldiers headed out)
>RES: 1 (built brothel)
>FOOD: 7
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Build a trade market.
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>>699728875
Add lead to our water supply for taste.
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>>699726655
Rolling for some badass barracks to be built
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>>699728875
Build/upgrade a mill. boost food and manufacturing production
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>>699728711
Men build wall with lockable gate for protecton against tribes. Any other available workers mine more resources.
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>>699728988
Winar

>rolling for a mill
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Order niggers to enrich the culture with their peacefull and interesting ways

Also every mature woman must have atleast 1 black baby
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>>699728875
Villagers immediately cut down every tree and exclusively use the wood for jokes that they write on each other's lawns
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>>699728976
Bump
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Feminists and faggots ruin the town
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>>699728711
because Jewish people didn't cut off their dicks, and fanatics have never died for what they believe in. Don't be a faggot, make the mouse religion of squeak real.
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>>699728765
Rolling
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>>699728988
we already have a barrack so can this go to more troops?
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>>699729006
Roll
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>>699728024
this
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>>699729006
Roll one more gain
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>>699729006
Cmon we need a wall! Roll
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>>699728765
This
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Rolling for a roving band of sand niggers to cause terrorist attack in brothel
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trade hub, trade hub
more trade = more people over time
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Plaque hits the village. Population blames it on the brothel. If quads Death himself is elected Mayor
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Rolling for dragon to fly in
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Build a market
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Enslave niggers
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>>699729006
Build my wall OP
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Pokemon Go Launches in the region.

Nobody notices cause nobody owns smartphones.
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>>699729299
Chked
>rolling to boost market
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>>699729299
I love you for that
no homo
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niggers are being killed by the local populace of fear of women being ficki ficki gemacht
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The village swears fealty to the Mason Order and Malric!
FOR THE ORDER
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>>699729438
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Invite the lovely coloured gentlemen from the village to the south to come and mate with all the women
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>>699729438
>change layout of village to match sacred geometry
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>>699729503
roll
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>there were too many niggers to be civilized by 4 soldiers, managed to capture 4 niggers though

>>699728500
>niggers sent to work mines, +1 RES per turn
>4 soldiers act as guards

>>699728988
>barracks expanded, advanced weaponry will ensure superiority over neighbours and slaves

rerolls of rerolls will be ignored, reroll your original posts

>POP: 46 (4 soldiers, 4 nigger slaves)
>RES: 0 (expanded barracks) (+1 per turn)
>FOOD: 8
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build a chicken farm
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>>699729503
rollin
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>>699729438
>Masonic?
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anyone want a 1v1 ara hun war?
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>>699729503
rolll
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Anime is made state religion

Church taxes are mandatory
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>>699729503
rolling
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>>699729543
>>699729299

Fuck the Barracks, we need dat Market OP
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Niggers come at night and steal the village.
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>>699729647
rollerino
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A wiseman enters the village. He knows of many strange things and creations for he has traveled far and wishes to share his wisdom before he dies. His first invention is a distillery for cleaning water, boiling it and letting it condense on fresh wooden plank cleaned in the flowing waters of the river so that it will flow into a bucket. He tells the villagers that there are many dirty things that are hard to find and that if the river should ever make the village sick, then this method will make the water safe to drink again.
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Hitler is born
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>>699726655
Moonman elected leader of village
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>>699726655
Entire world is engulfed by an expanding sun, wiping all life from the planet
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>>699729647
rolling
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We build a wall
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>>699729757
Roll
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>>699729543
Send all elderly and children (over the age of 30 and 10-15) into the mines, fields and forests to gain resources. Feed them so they don't die.
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>>699728765
Roll for this. Also moonman as mayor
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>>699729910
Roll
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>>699729757
Roll
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>>699729910
Re
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>>699729543
>>699729299
lumber mill built in forest out of chopped down trees.

also you forgot that market
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>>699729910
Rolling
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>>699729757
ReRoll
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>>699729543

A priest from the orthodox church and his caravan visits town.
Due to the allure of the new and mysterious relegion, everyone helps build a chapel and abolish all other religion.
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>>699729877
And the wall falls on you.
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>>699729503
roll
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>>699730045
reroll
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Mines colapses, killikg all niggers but exposing rich deposit of sulphur
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>>699729299
market introduces trade, people sell and recylcle their shit, increasing RES by 1 per turn

>POP: 54 (+8 per turn, 7 soldiers, 4 nigger slaves)
>RES: 0 (+2 per turn)
>FOOD: 9

remember, if your shit isnt plausible, only quads make it happen.
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Forgot market.

Rolling for a fishing port
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>>699730045
rolling to re
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>>699729503
rolling
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>>699730045
rollere
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>>699729910
wtf are you doing. We need those children.
ban child labor
banish unskilled laborers over the age of 40 if they don't do hard manual labor. Productivity.
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>>699730096
Fishing port
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>>699730044
>>699729299
Market and a distillery house of some sort. Maybe make the distillery part of the bathhouse? It's warm, flowing water (in small amounts) after all
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>>699729503
rollin for native lovin
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>>699730045
Fuck sake give the dubs so these heathen savages can find the true light
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>>699729877
Niggers steal the wall.
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>>699730176
Human sacrifice and age limits must be introduced
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>>699730211
lol, there goes the civ
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>>699729877
Also Wall expansion winrar
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the villagers implement communism
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>>699730223
Wall kept out niggers
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>>699730199
Checked and bumped>>699730211
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>>699730222
Get ready for the consequences
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>>699730222
ALL THE SODOMY HAS COME TO AN END, ACCEPT JESUS INTO YOUR HEART
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>>699730211
Natives occupy village
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>>699730211
harambe and juliet?
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>>699730096
Build random circle of rocks
Call it Stoned-henge
Stone black people to death there while smoking medicinal plants
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>>699730313
You are there so the wall did not work at keeping them all out.
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>>699729438
This
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>>699730377
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>>699728765
Roll
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An explosion in the mines sends the local economy into turmoil.

the niggers slaves die in said explosion and the local garrison seize the means of production and launch village into a militaristic dictatorship
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>>699730517
ooooh reroll
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>>699730199
>>699730211
>>699730222
>>699730377

Sooo.
A brewery opens up. All the natives go, and them become Christian?
>huge population boost

Did I read all those gets right?
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>>699730443
Roll for stoned henge
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>>699730377
damn you.
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>>699730045
The wiseman warns the people of the dangers of following a religion blindly and encourages people to actually learn to read the books and see if they make sense. His wording does not condemn the religion outright but people become wary of the priest anyway and the church suffers reduced conversion rates.
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>>699730517
4 soldiers. yeh they totally can take over an entire town.
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>>699730722
That was not a roll for that. If anything I'm against.
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>Quads force stuff, even if it doesnt make sense
Alright, all singles count as quads.

Reroll this for infinite quads.
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Waiting on that native conversion and distillery Mupdate
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>>699730308
reroll
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>>699730096
Build large stone pyramids and begin to sacrifice any person we find who is not part of our tribe (except traders). Christians are the first to go.
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>>699730722
>>699730807
yeah fuck your opinion. Post got two dub responses soooo looks like we're having this dictatorship
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>>699730966
Checked. Bye christfags
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A group of bandits attack traders and cut off village from trade
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Warrior society.
All citizens are taught to fight from a young age.
peak condition children are recruited into a spartanesque regime and become fighters. Career warriors now occupy an upper class.
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>>699730722
It's 7+ solders now and they probably have the only weapons. If they are smart about it, they can at least seize a fair bit of power.

>Soldiers become the Knights Templar and begin amassing wealth through a punishment/reward system, people good with numbers are brought into the fold as scribes and the church is offered protection and military support if they support the new military regime.
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>>699731124
roll
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>>699731051
That was a sarcastic response. Not a >This happens<
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>>699730199
ill make that a doctor, rolls are summing up
>sanitation and health increased

>>699730222
people start having racist sentiments towards nigger heathens and work towards enslaving them, 3 soldiers per turn recruited

>>699730211
niggers are invited to mate with women

>>699730600
>all 4 nigger slaves die
>coup d'etat fails due to new niggers arriving
>fight breaks out over niggers fucking women, 2 soldiers die, 10 new slave niggers, 5 newborn niggers aswell

POP: 71 (+8 per turn) (10 slave niggers, 5 nigger kids soon to become slaves, 8 soldiers)
RES: 1 (+2 per turn)
FOOD: 6 (nigger party consumed 4 food)
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>>699730704
The wiseman is being branded as heathen. The heathen is lucky though, as the orthodox church is more kind than it's catholic counterpart.

The wiseman converts into a monk that later came to be known as Cyrill. The original priest is named Methodius and together they create the cyrillic script. Thus making the village' population proto-slavs. destined for squatting greatness and grand vodka consumption.
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>>699731410
reroll
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If dubs or trips- the town suspects four girls of witchcraft, and they are burned alive

If quads- They are hit by a blitzkrieg Nazi invasion
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civil war to decide if the niggers can be fucked or not
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>>699731444
XD fucking stole his wise man
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>>699731173
rolling for Religious Zealot military dictatorship. >Military become knights templar, use church and number smart people to amass wealth and power to take control of the government.
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>>699731515
Check this dubs
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>>699730966
Rolling for death of all christfags as a consequence of this roll, village worships the Sun God.
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rolling for them to search for any other nearby inhabitants
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>>699731318
The niggers will uprise over the 8 soldiers. Kill the niggers except the healthiest 3 males and 3 females. Force the 3 males to work even harder and the three females to be locked in the brothel for creating biracial slave babies.

Also, rolling for a fish port too if I can.
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>>699731444
>>699731511
*with unforseen circumstances...

Also rerolling for >>699731515
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>>699731318
Virus hits village that attacks the Y chromosome, all men die and the women live in liberated patriarchy free utopia (aka they fucked)
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>>699731641
Rolling
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>>699731687
roll
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All nigger kids get lost and die via natural selection

The slaves butt fuck in the mines and give each other AIDS
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>>699731629
rerolling
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>>699731641
Reee
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>>699731687
rollin
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>>699731687
reroll
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>>699731515
>>699731589
lol does 15 and 15 count? I kind of want it to...

Rerolling for >>699731515
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Build 5 houses to make the poeple happy
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>>699731641
Rolling.
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>>699726655
I'd love to have a good old strategy game like this.
Has b any tittles?

Also, after last nigger raid inhabitants of the village started to build a wall around it.
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>>699731687
rolll
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rolling for crops to die due to bug infestation
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>>699731515
Roling for Holy knight order overlords
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>>699731687
Protection of God

God intervenes to uphold the patriarchy.
The head of the orthodox church is called the Patriarch for a reason.

The virus is repelled and the town begins to thrive even more.
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>>699731318
Double soldiers and build gated wall for protection.
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>>699731907
reroll
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>>699726655
A man dressed in blue robes comes wandering. He seems friendly enough and it might be good to have a spiritual man around so he can stay.

He brings with him two sheeps as well.
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>>699731871
>I'd love to have a good old strategy game like this.
>Has b any tittles?
THIS
>>
Every guy pierces his dick and puts a huge dick ring in.
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>>699731687
Have fun shooting for quads.

Rolling to limit nigger strength
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>>699731907
reroll - must protect!
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>>699731871
Age of empire II was the best. Still played online nowadays
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>>699731822
>>699731900
Checked
>>
burn all the crops
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>>699731924
Roll. Add abolish religion
>>
Feminist uprising. They burn down the brothel, kill a dozen men, and stop putting out.
>>
Build silos
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>>699731924
Roll add abolish religion
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>>699731932
You're a little late for that m8
There is already a priest and a wiseman turned priest (by the other priest lol).

Also, reroll for Religious Holy knight order>>699731515
>>
A small nigger boy warns the village of a tornado.
>>
>>699726655
Build a watermill, we need industry.
>>
>>699731687
Roll
>>
Village is attacked by a horde of bears market destroyed
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>>699731515
Friken get this get damnit!
>>
>>699732082
>>699732140

THE ORTHODOX CHURCH WILL NEVER BE ABOLISHED YOU HEATHEN
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>>699732031
Age of empires is sometimes to focused on military
>>
>>699731953
>>699732223
Almost..
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>>699732242
Reroll im a faggot
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>>699732223
You got close, nigger.
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>>699731515
ROLL
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>>699732258
NEVER
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Nigger children go feral. They terrorize the townspeople.
>>
>>699732258
NEVEEEER
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>>699726655
>>699731900
>>699731822
>>699732211
>>
All the most recent rolls have been fucking retarded. Rolling for an increasing crop supply and building a defensive wooden wall. Fuck all this religious nonsense.
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>>699731515
Roll for holy military knights taking command and getting rich because of it.
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>>699732347
Bump
>rolling to stop infestation
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>>699726655
I love Age of Empires. Good classic.
>>
Write "how do you turn this on in the chat". A fucking destroying car of destruction appears
>>
>>699732258
NEVER - THE CONVERSION OF WISEMAN AND THE CREATION OF THE CYRILLIC SCRIPT WILL NOT GO IN VAIN.

Oh, if no proper irrigation, also a roll for proper irrigation.
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Everyone catches the plague. GG.
>>
>>699732376
roll
>>
Village converts to islam, women wear hijabs and are now completly stripped of their rights
>>
>>699732442
>Woholololo
>>
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A great rain storm comes, causing a good harvest.

However several trees are knocked over and the river becomes twice as wide, destroying both the wall and the bridge.

The town center roof needs repairs.
>>
They fuck some big booty hoes
>>
>>699732376
rolling
>>
rolling to have the nights rape and pillage the largest hut burn it to the ground on a drunken night out
>>
>>699732376
Thank you, we need a trump style wall asap. Rolling this plus more guards
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>>699732544
Checked & Bump
>>
>>699732563
LMAO I GOT DUBS FAGS
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>>699732555
>>699732544
>>699732424
>>
>>699730966
Rolling for Aztec style overlords to free the slaves but to brutally kill anyone who steps out of line or goes against their Sun God.
>>
is there a population limit? R there units taking up more than 1 population slot?
Also if didnt happen yet, population starts to worship god of darkness
>>
They discover the great fiction of Alan Moore.
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>>699732610
>dubs
>nights
Thefucknig?
>>
>>699732656
Reroll
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>>699732347 (open)
>>699732544
>>699732555
>>699732599

Current gets?
>>
OP link a new thread before this hits limit please?
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Build a brothel. Only traps inside
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>>699726655
>>699727767
>>699729543
>>699730096
>>699731318
Rolling for new thread
>>
OP make note of all current dubs and link new thread
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>>699732771
Already have a brothel
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>>699732798
>>699732723
Link to new thread OP
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