Waifu Claiming Thread
>Where your waifu is shit and your opinion doesn't matter
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu or whatever abomination you want.
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff.
>Don't be gay.
>Be decent. You're in public.
>Insult other Waifu. Especially Dio.
>Drink beer.
>ERP if you're a faggot, but take it to /trash/
>Keep your clothes on
>Everyone is a faggot, faggot so stop being such a faggot.
Most important: It's just a thread.
Claimed.
Queers
>>699703763
I was there for that. I want to ask him questions.
That guy is seriously fucked.
Saber claim
Hello once again
>no life still
>claimed
Claimu
>>699703715
>only loving 1 personality
This is why she doesnt love you
You can never have hust 1 moka
Thats why i love both
And ive claimed her for months so fuck off or quints or greater
>claiming
>>699703816
Sleep, holy hell.
Please sleep.
Well, it looks like I'm off for bed. Good night, /waifu/!
>>699703715
Still here.
>>699702749
Usually the case. They're just a treat to me. I'll consider it.
>>699703980
Night Laura
>Image is too fucking cute
Cirno claim again
>>699703715
>you mean her REAL form
Yeah, but you know, not the one she always uses
But, isn't her vampire form more attractive than her other form?
>>699703962
That is a false idol, you're disgracing the true Moka
>>699704113
She has bigger busts and arse
Claim
>>699704049
Still sober?
>>699704057
That way you can go out for a drink at a bar and impress the ladies.
>>699704086
Will I ever get octuples?
>>699704235
>ladies
>>699704235
Not one for bars. Martial arts isn't a bad idea though.
>>699704277
Bitches*
>>699704199
Squid!
>>699704235
Yes.
Unhappy drinking does not improve my happiness.
Played some Rainbow six siege Ranked tonight
Raped face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP1jxoVCALU
>>699704181
>false idol
>disgracing the true moka
You know nothing about moka
True she outer may not be the "real" moka
But both forms are still moka
Claimed.
>>699703763
I am, yes.
>>699703745
I always see this random thread.
>>699704181
I hadn't noticed, actually.
I just like the fact that seems more emotionally aloof and colder
Like, non-vamp Moka is all hugs and wai~ and playful, but vamp Moka is like... more down to Earth and real, a bit awkward even, but like... I guess how she talks is with authority, but like in a... idk the way I'm trying to say.
>>699704358
>females
>>699704444
damn, czeched, Shinobu-chan
Hank Hill tbh
>>699704344
Bars are good every once a while. Let loose, be awkward and get drunk.
>>699704440
A beer or two will do you some good.
Get off your ass.
Brush your teeth.
Wash your face.
Stretch out.
You won't feel so shit, guaranteed.
>>699704444
Vegas was the shit. Terrorist hunt was my favorite.
Ran entire levels no scoping with the bolt action. I miss that game.
>>699704181
>>699704489
You can share a personality. Be filth. Whatever. Just don't fight over a shit waifu.
>>699704661
Escape while you can.
>>699704756
Bitches
Goodnight /waifu
>>699704402
Kikuchi!
>>699704444
Quads
>>699704181
I think I know what I'm trying to say, actually. She has a sharp personality, if that makes any sense?
>>699704992
Not very sociable.
My nigga spike, Long time no see.
>>699704992
>Escape while you can.
Now I wanna stay.
But I don't know what i do.
>>699705248
hey dude, this is a thread for waifus, not 3DPD characters.
>>699705158
Everything hurts.
>>699705132
>be awkward
Oh well. Sit on 4chan, then I guess.
>>699705174
Not really. I shit post just yesterday.
>>699705248
Give me your skype and we can figure it out from there.
>>699705347
This is a thread for faggots.
>>699705377
EVeRYthing? Did you get your ass kicked?
>>699705029
You ready man? All I've got left to do is some final anti-fog coating on my visor, air in the tires, and hooking up this 12 volt charger cable.
Claiming, how's everyone?
>>699705481
I have other things I do besides bars and this.
>>699704992
Wish it was that easy.
>>699705347
fine
>>699705481
if i i give skype, then we will have much sex oui?
>>699705481
I wasn't here yesterday.
>>699705518
Stupid fucking game doesnt want to give me cloak
Now I'm doing trials of osiris
Gimme some Panty and Stocking any day of the week
>>699705566
like have a super secrit persona
we all know its you, hand cunt
>>699705377
Why?
>>699705481
>This is a thread for faggots.
It's true there ARE faggots in here, but it's NOT for 3D
>>699705679
:-)
>>699705516
I'm not ready. But just do it! When will you be departing?
>>699705518
Yo
>>699705566
True. I dont want summer to end. Winter is such a shit time.
Cold.. dark.. nothing to do.
>>699705652
I said feel better, not feel great.
>>699705679
If you're the chick you been posting, sure. I will disappoint you in so many ways, baby.
>>699705689
Oh. Oh well. Not much to bring me back.
>>699705855
It's for whoever wants to post.
>>699705965
>It's for whoever wants to post.
But they at least try to keep it 2D
>>699705965
I'm okay with it.
>>699706156
what happened to the big conversations you used to have, hand cunt?
you said you were leaving but you still stick around?
>>699705855
This is a Thread for faggots.
We're all faggots.
>>699705909
I'll probably try leaving a tad early, but it's all up in the air right now. I'm guessing about 5-6 AM.
Entertain me.
>>699705965
Disappointment is my fetish.
>>699706062
I've never had a waifu before. I very much like it.
>>699705965
I know. Just doesn't work for me anymore.
If it wasn't 1am and running around wasn't basically probable cause, i'd do that.
But alas, i'd rather not deal with police for no reason.
>>699706224
yeah... true...
one of these days, I needa get some serious waifu merch. I only got a bit atm
Posting OC
>claimed
>>699705692
Sorry mate, I got a few common mounts, so not a good night for me either
>>699705909
What's up squiddie?
>>699706270
>>699706062
I like blue hair.
>>699706264
Damn. That's early/late for you isn't it? You won't fall asleep midway?
>>699706318
>I've never had a waifu before. I very much like it.
Wait, you like NOT having a waifu, or you like the idea of having one even though you never did?
>>699706062
The rules don't matter and people will only follow them if they feel like it.
>>699706156
Winter is nice at first. I get tired of it after it's halfway through. the bitterness.. the darkness. I just want to see some fucking sun.
>>699706218
Why do you care?
I say I'll kill myself if dubs and I've had them a dozen times.
>>699706270
fap
>>699706318
Excellent. I will disappoint you all night long. The shame will burn for days.
>>699706436
You're your own cause for feeling shit.
>>699706494
I was expecting Pikanchu
But it was you, Dio!
>>699706494
also requests on Dio face swaps are welcome
>Dio
>>699706507
Laying in bed feeling weird. But I'm good. How about you?
.
Fuck you abort button I aborted my post.
>>699706494
Hi, Dio.
>>699706528
Blue hair is nice.
>>699706575
Not helpful.
>>699706575
I understand that, would be better if Winter was shorter.
>>699706449
I do not have any yet.
Yet.
I'm getting everything I can though.
>>699706575
Yeah. Probably. That does nothing for me though.
>>699706528
blue hair is hot
...
I mean cool...
I mean... fuck it, you know what I mean AND where I was going with that...
>>699706552
I liek having one. I feel like I'm complete inside.
>>699706687
That's good, I'm pretty tired, so I'm gonna wait for the thread to hit image limit then head to bed. Why you feeling weird?
>>699706507
Hold me.. I just wanted to look ballin
>>699706575
>The rules don't matter and people will only follow them if they feel like it.
True, like that whole no lewding thing.
I guess I don't always follow that.
>>699706866
I'm sorry sweetie! I got a sword transmog today that looks pretty cool. Is the cloak you're getting just for looks?
>>699706834
ah, ok.
yeah, waifus are the best
>>699706697
Also not your personal boredom solver.
>>699706698
wouldnt be s bad if it wasnt wisconsin winter
shit gets coooooold
>>699706746
Enjoy feeling shit, I guess. Just drink water and listen t o nice music.
>>699706944
PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON
>>699706507
she looks pretty cute in a school uniform
esp with the sweater
>>699707002
Yeah, I have a class item to infuse it up to light level
>Yuno
>>699706528
>Me falling asleep on the bike
I didn't do so at 120 hours, I can easily handle this.
>>699707117
Pic related might be my favorite picture
>>699707150
Oh damn dude, that looks super baller!
>>699707093
Clothes doesn't help?
>>699706697
Blue is calming. And I like that. I like you too~
>>699706794
Kek, I know what you're getting at. And I agree too.
>>699706865
Well I hadn't registered for classes and then my mom found out. She got really pissed and shit so I registered and did what I had to do. I feel weird that I had to get my mom to force me to register. I feel like a shit for that. But Im also glad that I did register and that I don't have to anymore.
>>699706944
Now that is hot! Or cold... You know what I mean.
>>699707093
>PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON
Like this?
And, if you notice, she actually DOES have at least "some" clothes on her body. They are just misplaced.
>>699707093
I'll treat you like one regardless.
>>699707285
Well thank you.
>>699707254
Once it starts getting into the negatives every fucking day...
single digits
teens
-30 fucking degrees with wind
Not really!
>>699707353
You could use a proper dressing of gasoline.
>>699707399
Good luck. I can be very, very boring. All I do is drink and fap.
>>699707221
definitely cute
>>699707285
>Now that is hot! Or cold... You know what I mean.
Haha! You know it!
>>699707093
wait wait wait. I'm not allowed to get my waifu naked? Or just not in public?
>>699707221
That's why I really want it
im a trap and all headshots if you think you can take my zoro
>>699707495
>with wind
Ugck. How do you keep warm.
>>699707162
Never mind... I'm not getting into that conversation again...
>>699707399
No problem
>>699707559
So what you doin?
>>699707613
>>699707572
HOLY SHIT how do i forget pic twice. im leaving peace out to you guys FUCK
>>699707495
>You could use a proper dressing of gasoline.
But I'm already covered in liquids, as you can see
>>699707692
Stay and post more lewds
>>699707572
You can get naked all you want. Do it in /trash/ you filth monger.
>>699707671
Liquor
Thermals
Thick jacket
Gloves
Face mask
Layers.. lots of them.... or I dont. I don't keep warm.
>>699707692
Bitch didnt even show me titties.
>>699707806
Welp, time to start the fire
>>699707285
Dang dude, at least you're all registered for classes. Sorry your mom got pissed at you though, I know that feeling. Any fun classes?
>>699707559
Don't think I know Cirno, but that's a cute picture too
>>699707675
just chatting for a bit.
I'm probably gonna take a nap for a bit in a while, though, and also work on some programming afterwards or later today, but right now just checking this thread.
>>699707597
You'll get it! Pray to the RNGod!
Pic related is the sword I got today
>>699707902
Looks like my winter attire. Should keep warm in general with that temperature.
>>699707967
RNGod clearly wants me to use the fucking weapon the boss drops, I gotten 4 of those fuckers and one has okay rolls
>>699708095
Lol what's the drop chance? I remember running a dungeon a ton of times in search of a sword with like an 8% drop rate
>>699708278
It's pure RNG.. only nightfall has a greater chance in recieving a drop
>>699707920
I'm not feeling bad that she's angry but rather that I was so lazy that I waited this long. I was going to do it when I was first able to but I missed the first 2 days then my internet wouldn't let me etc. Fast forward 2 months later and here we are. Funnest class is German. I'm surprised I got enough units this late.
>>699707962
Yup. I love me my naps.
>programming
I'm a shit programmer and I need that class for my major.
If your napping now then have a nice nap!
>>699706575
>Why do you care?
Because having multiple personas is dishonest
>>699708079
Son, you dont want wisconsin winter. That canadian air come right the fuck down here and makes it awful. You will have no testicles. No happiness.
>>699707920
>Don't think I know Cirno, but that's a cute picture too
Cirno is one of the characters from (Touhou) 東方Project.
She's an ice Faerie.
Touhou is a series of video games and Doujin anime and manga.
If you want a good Doujin anime of it (only 11 mins each), check "Memories of Phantasm" or "Fantasy Kaleidoscope".
It's on YouTube by a group called "Reddevils", and it's posted I think on "Reddevils 500c". I forget which has the full playlist.
There's like 7 or 8 episodes so far. They come out every few months.
A good Yuri Doujin Manga is "Cirno and Reimu's 1 2 3"/「チルノとれいむのワンツースリ」
The games are a series of storied shooters, called Danmaku.
holy shit I'm back. that took forever
>>699708510
It's 4chan
on /b/
the internet
Stop caring so much. You create your own grief.
>It's dishonest
posting without your waifu to shitpost is dishonest. Oops, looks like we're both heretics
>>699708522
I believe you. Why you should stay warm.
>>699708460
Fuck RNG dude, like nothing pisses me off more in games than that. Just lazy development
>>699708496
I remember scrambling to register for classes after all of the upperclassmen got to register early. No fun at all
>I'm a shit programmer and I need that class for my major.
CS major?
>>699708552
I'll have to check it out. I've heard of Touhou Project but never really knew what it was. I assumed it was only a video game series.
I want to die and nobody in my life knows I feel like this.
>>699708660
Posting anonimously is not dishonest, it's me stating my opinion without need for conciquence, which is the original idea behind imageboards anyways
Why would I not care? You won't tell me what I should about. Hand-kun was my friend after all.
>>699708949
Emphasis on was
>>699709048
You're right, was, but why is he still here then?
>>699708841
Let's raid those fuckers
>>699708841
Yup that's what it's getting at I think. Some of my friends got a few days earlier for registration and I was jealous.
>not that it mattered this semester Kek.
No, not CS major but good guess. Its engineering. I have a long road ahead of me.
>>699708873
That's how I felt. Just keep trudging through and you'll make it out.
>>699708949
Friends come and go.
Your hate is like drinking poison and hoping the other dies.
>>699709158
Because he's an attention whoring faggot that wants to create needless drama.
He lied to people
>>699708496
>I'm a shit programmer and I need that class for my major.
It's not too difficult if you're into it.
You just have to think very explicitly. When it comes to programming, you have to think of everything as a series of steps.
Rather than saying:
"I'll go to the store when I see the milk is low", think "If the milk is low, then I will go to the store"
Or, "Well, it could be any of these 5 things", think "In this case, in that case, in the other case, and if nothing here, then this instead"
If you get into Object-Oriented languages, like C++, sometimes PHP, and definitely Java, don't say "I need a bunch of characters", think "I need a bunch of THE THINGS CHARACTERS ARE MADE OF, and I need them GROUPED into what I can REFER to as a 'character'"
e.g.
class character{
>string name (string is a bunch of letters, numbers, and underscores. In C, it'd be called a character array)
>int age
>int combat level
}
and then, you need to store those characters somewhere. In EVERY language, you'll store them in some kind of VARIABLE. In SOME languages, such as C/C++, you'll also need to handle them when they go away (with the delete and delete[] operator). When you store them, you need to CONSTRUCT and "instance"
And instance is like an individual placeholder for a character. And, ALL instances have the SAME properties, but different values FOR those properties (name, age, power level, etc.)
>>699709304
Wew, fucking salty as shit. Get over it, brother. Shit happens.
Doing nothing but being a little bitch.
>>699709250
I don't hate anybody I'm just irritated, but if he's here he should post like he used to. I don't care if he's being an entitled little shit about it.
You can't say you're leaving, but come back as a different person. That's having your cake and eating too
>>699709401
Wew, no one cares about your pretentious opinion.
Go drink some more, please.
>>699709187
Set the difficulty to 25 man heroic for a CHANCE at some rare drops!
>>699709240
Gotcha, I'm a senior this year so I got priority registration.
Dang dude, engineering sounds super interesting but tough at the same time. Any specific branch of engineering? I have a friend doing mechanical engineering and another doing audio engineering.
>>699709372
You are a quality poster.
Just wanted to let you know before I go to bed.
>>699709512
Fuck it let's two man it
>>699709485
He can post however he wants, not how you want.
He can do whahtever he wants. Dont need your opinion. You aren't his daddy.
>>699709504
I am drinking more.
Looks like the butthurt elitist faggots are coming out.
See you guys later.
>>699709589
Pretty edgy fam not going to lie
>>699709519
Thanks
>>699709626
See you.
>>699708555
Where'd you run off to?
>Everything is trying to shock me
Fucking why?
>>699709626
He can post however he wants, and I judge him on that however I want
>>699709645
I bet you're the kind of guy that walks into a gay bar and just "boy you guys are pretty gay"
>>699709759
This
>>699709589
I'll heal you, you just fucking kill things!
>>699709759
>He needs to post like this
>He can post how he wants
Have some consistency.
>>699704057
Fuck off Hand Cunt.
>>699709806
So you admit it's edgy?
I wouldn't walk into a gay bar though, that's pretty gay.
Cunts.
>>699709837
I'm telling him not to be dishonest to people that like him, that is by extension not posting as someone else. You know who else did that? Atago
>>699709682
buy some bud. friend likes to talk alot lol so i ended up staying at his house for longer than i thought
The amount of buttmad people speaking out both corners of their mouth is astounding.
>>699709945
Ya and so does mikan
>>699709945
I think it's fair to say most of the older faggots that no one likes anymore have super sekrit anonymoose identities
>>699708841
yeah, no, it's a lot more than a video game series.
OFFICIALLY, it's video games by ZUN/Project Shanghai Alice, some merchandise, and a few art books. But, he used a sort of not-really-copyright-copyright, and he explicitly allows people to make fanwork, even for money.
The Touhou community consumes fanwork rabidly, and there's a metric fuckton of it available.
TONS of merchandise, a number of anime series of varying quality, fan games that are NOT Danmaku style, astronomical amounts of deviant art pics, including a cosmic-size portion of hentai of almost every conceivable flavor.
Plushies, dolls (some of which can go upwards of $2000), hug pillows, fanfics, and more.
It's huge.
>>699709982
Indeed, unlike me or Spike who just don't care about someone's stupid opinion on the internet, you're all a bunch of pretty sad guys.
>>699709372
Yeah I took c++ Like a year ago. Sadly I had to bail on it because I got stuck and then the class got harder. I think the hardest thing I made was a random number generator.
>>699709512
As of now, no. Too many options to choose from and I'm indecisive. But I'm going to need a CS class to transfer. Yeah I'm a junior I think.
>>699709836
ok lets do this! LEERRROY JENKINS!
>>699709877
Uhh buddy the edgy thing is more of a "no shit sherlock" thing
But hey its about time you gotten your head outta your ass
>>699710110
Woah there
Why are you hostile?
I was more just stating a point rather than insulting you
But I guess someone who couldn't pass highschool wouldn't be able to process that
>>699710048
That's honestly kind of awesome. I would love to try to get into Touhou, but it's so massive I feel super overwhelmed lol. I'll start with that anime series you recommended earlier though
>>699710090
Gotcha. Do you know what CS course you're taking as far as the language? I'm a CS major myself, but suck at programming lol.
>>699710110
>Oh my god he just ran in
This anon used to claim this waifu
But now they claim that one!
My opinion of them has changed greatly. My buttmad gauge is reaching full capacity.
This used to be a nice place to make pretend and ERP :^(
>>699709969
Ayyyy weed.
But nah, I know a few people like that. Grandpa being a major one.
>>699710340
I don't care much for people changing their avatars. It's a fucking picture.
It was more about friendship, but I guess you wouldn't be able to comprehend what that means.
>>699710229
M8 how slow are you with the times?
I literally have a teenage mentality, this should be a known thing
>>699710319
>I dont remember the rest of this meme
>>699710477
Can you fuck off already, Hand Cunt?
You're not even posting your ava, stop saying shit.
This is quite funny.
>>699710404
lol my dad can talk alot too, makes it difficult sometimes to get off the phone with him
Fine, do what you want. But being 'so laid back man' is not a healthy attitude to have.
Keep eating shit while saying you don't care about it
Chimmichamgas are a go for tonight. I repeat, a positive on chimmichungas for dinner.
>>699710502
He ran in and died, guild tried to save him and died.
>end scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLyOj_QD4a4
>>699710576
Call out others too, fuck it
>>699710576
OH MY FUCKING GOD IS TATS
EVERYBODY
>>699710090
C++ is actually one of the more difficult languages to learn. If you still have a bit of time before your next semester (or whenever you are gonna retake), you could pick up a For Dummies book on Java. The syntax is very similar, but it DOES enforce over-OOPing and has no concept of Memory Management (as in, YOU don't delete the pointers, the Java Virtual Machine [JVM] does for you). You'd need to reconcile those differences, but if you'll be doing OOP, Java is a good intro. Visual Basic/C# is also good, but they require Visual Studio (which usually costs money, unless your college has a deal with Dreamspark).
Alternatively, you can set up a webserver on your local machine with PHP installed and just pick up a book on it.
I recommend
https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B00QUBHNFI/ref=oh_aui_d_detailpage_o00_?ie=UTF8&psc=1
It's not only going to cover a lot of the basics of programming logic with PHP, including SOME OOP, but it also can get you into web development.
>>699710319
I'm going to take c++... again. Hopefully I'm more competent than I was last year. Oh so you're in that situation? Yeah I have to do that with math and science. They aren't hard it they get overwhelming really easy.
>>699710579
I'll take 2 please
>>699710755
Kinda reminds me of this mexicunt in our clan during destiny's raids
>Stealth part
>Have to sneak past glowing robots
>AYY LMAO
>Gets caught
>Everyone dies
>>699710576
Go away.
>>699710576
Keep coming back when you said you will leave.
You are boring, you think your opinion matters
>>699710477
Friendship means coming back to eachother, no matter how much time has passed.
Being able to forgive eachother, because we're only human.
Not judging someone for their decisions or mistakes.
Not pressing your opinion and ideals.
>>699710536
If you 'know' it's him, why does it matter? You seriously need to let your rage go.
>>699710541
You misspelled sad.
The amount of hate being passed around for trivial things is pathetic. Grow out of your high school phase. Take a blow and smile. You will take many more in your life.
Is this worth fighting over? Dishing out rage and holding a grudge. The only thing you're serving to build here is an ulcer.
Relax. It's not that serious.
>>699710951
I posted one or two times in the last few months, if that counts as coming back then sure.
>you are boring
Sure, chen
>>699710993
Is this the pseudo intellectuals thread?
Don't act so mighty telling others what ro do, man. You're just as normal as everybody, fuck off.
I just.. I don't know anymore, man. How many aspergs frequent this place?
>>699711259
One, Homu. Literally
>>699710536
I'm not that hand faggot.
Nothing, but hate accumulates over time.
The longer you stay the worse you get.
why is this thread still active?
I made a new one:
>>699711051