Waifu Claiming Thread
>Where your waifu is shit and your opinion doesn't matter
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu or whatever abomination you want.
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff.
>Don't be gay.
>Be decent. You're in public.
>Insult other Waifu. Especially Dio.
>ERP if you're a faggot, but take it to /trash/
>Keep your clothes on
>Everyone is a faggot, faggot so stop being such a faggot.
Most important: It's just a thread.
I was there for that. I want to ask him questions.
That guy is seriously fucked.
>only loving 1 personality
This is why she doesnt love you
You can never have hust 1 moka
Thats why i love both
And ive claimed her for months so fuck off or quints or greater
Well, it looks like I'm off for bed. Good night, /waifu/!
Usually the case. They're just a treat to me. I'll consider it.
>Image is too fucking cute
Cirno claim again
>you mean her REAL form
Yeah, but you know, not the one she always uses
But, isn't her vampire form more attractive than her other form?
That is a false idol, you're disgracing the true Moka
She has bigger busts and arse
That way you can go out for a drink at a bar and impress the ladies.
Will I ever get octuples?
Not one for bars. Martial arts isn't a bad idea though.
Unhappy drinking does not improve my happiness.
Played some Rainbow six siege Ranked tonight
>disgracing the true moka
You know nothing about moka
True she outer may not be the "real" moka
But both forms are still moka
I always see this random thread.
I hadn't noticed, actually.
I just like the fact that seems more emotionally aloof and colder
Like, non-vamp Moka is all hugs and wai~ and playful, but vamp Moka is like... more down to Earth and real, a bit awkward even, but like... I guess how she talks is with authority, but like in a... idk the way I'm trying to say.
Bars are good every once a while. Let loose, be awkward and get drunk.
A beer or two will do you some good.
Get off your ass.
Brush your teeth.
Wash your face.
You won't feel so shit, guaranteed.
Vegas was the shit. Terrorist hunt was my favorite.
Ran entire levels no scoping with the bolt action. I miss that game.
You can share a personality. Be filth. Whatever. Just don't fight over a shit waifu.
Escape while you can.
I think I know what I'm trying to say, actually. She has a sharp personality, if that makes any sense?
My nigga spike, Long time no see.
>Escape while you can.
Now I wanna stay.
But I don't know what i do.
Oh well. Sit on 4chan, then I guess.
Not really. I shit post just yesterday.
Give me your skype and we can figure it out from there.
This is a thread for faggots.
EVeRYthing? Did you get your ass kicked?
You ready man? All I've got left to do is some final anti-fog coating on my visor, air in the tires, and hooking up this 12 volt charger cable.
I have other things I do besides bars and this.
if i i give skype, then we will have much sex oui?
I wasn't here yesterday.
Stupid fucking game doesnt want to give me cloak
Now I'm doing trials of osiris
Gimme some Panty and Stocking any day of the week
>This is a thread for faggots.
It's true there ARE faggots in here, but it's NOT for 3D
I'm not ready. But just do it! When will you be departing?
True. I dont want summer to end. Winter is such a shit time.
Cold.. dark.. nothing to do.
I said feel better, not feel great.
If you're the chick you been posting, sure. I will disappoint you in so many ways, baby.
Oh. Oh well. Not much to bring me back.
It's for whoever wants to post.
>It's for whoever wants to post.
But they at least try to keep it 2D
This is a Thread for faggots.
We're all faggots.
I'll probably try leaving a tad early, but it's all up in the air right now. I'm guessing about 5-6 AM.
Disappointment is my fetish.
I've never had a waifu before. I very much like it.
I know. Just doesn't work for me anymore.
If it wasn't 1am and running around wasn't basically probable cause, i'd do that.
But alas, i'd rather not deal with police for no reason.
one of these days, I needa get some serious waifu merch. I only got a bit atm
Sorry mate, I got a few common mounts, so not a good night for me either
What's up squiddie?
I like blue hair.
Damn. That's early/late for you isn't it? You won't fall asleep midway?
>I've never had a waifu before. I very much like it.
Wait, you like NOT having a waifu, or you like the idea of having one even though you never did?
The rules don't matter and people will only follow them if they feel like it.
Winter is nice at first. I get tired of it after it's halfway through. the bitterness.. the darkness. I just want to see some fucking sun.
Why do you care?
I say I'll kill myself if dubs and I've had them a dozen times.
Excellent. I will disappoint you all night long. The shame will burn for days.
You're your own cause for feeling shit.
I was expecting Pikanchu
But it was you, Dio!
also requests on Dio face swaps are welcome
Laying in bed feeling weird. But I'm good. How about you?
Fuck you abort button I aborted my post.
Blue hair is nice.
I understand that, would be better if Winter was shorter.
I do not have any yet.
I'm getting everything I can though.
Yeah. Probably. That does nothing for me though.
blue hair is hot
I mean cool...
I mean... fuck it, you know what I mean AND where I was going with that...
I liek having one. I feel like I'm complete inside.
That's good, I'm pretty tired, so I'm gonna wait for the thread to hit image limit then head to bed. Why you feeling weird?
Hold me.. I just wanted to look ballin
>The rules don't matter and people will only follow them if they feel like it.
True, like that whole no lewding thing.
I guess I don't always follow that.
I'm sorry sweetie! I got a sword transmog today that looks pretty cool. Is the cloak you're getting just for looks?
yeah, waifus are the best
Also not your personal boredom solver.
wouldnt be s bad if it wasnt wisconsin winter
shit gets coooooold
Enjoy feeling shit, I guess. Just drink water and listen t o nice music.
PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON
she looks pretty cute in a school uniform
esp with the sweater
Yeah, I have a class item to infuse it up to light level
>Me falling asleep on the bike
I didn't do so at 120 hours, I can easily handle this.
Pic related might be my favorite picture
Oh damn dude, that looks super baller!
Blue is calming. And I like that. I like you too~
Kek, I know what you're getting at. And I agree too.
Well I hadn't registered for classes and then my mom found out. She got really pissed and shit so I registered and did what I had to do. I feel weird that I had to get my mom to force me to register. I feel like a shit for that. But Im also glad that I did register and that I don't have to anymore.
Now that is hot! Or cold... You know what I mean.
>PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON
And, if you notice, she actually DOES have at least "some" clothes on her body. They are just misplaced.
I'll treat you like one regardless.
Well thank you.
Once it starts getting into the negatives every fucking day...
-30 fucking degrees with wind
You could use a proper dressing of gasoline.
Good luck. I can be very, very boring. All I do is drink and fap.
>Now that is hot! Or cold... You know what I mean.
Haha! You know it!
That's why I really want it
im a trap and all headshots if you think you can take my zoro
Ugck. How do you keep warm.
Never mind... I'm not getting into that conversation again...
So what you doin?
HOLY SHIT how do i forget pic twice. im leaving peace out to you guys FUCK
>You could use a proper dressing of gasoline.
But I'm already covered in liquids, as you can see
You can get naked all you want. Do it in /trash/ you filth monger.
Layers.. lots of them.... or I dont. I don't keep warm.
Bitch didnt even show me titties.
Welp, time to start the fire
Dang dude, at least you're all registered for classes. Sorry your mom got pissed at you though, I know that feeling. Any fun classes?
Don't think I know Cirno, but that's a cute picture too
just chatting for a bit.
I'm probably gonna take a nap for a bit in a while, though, and also work on some programming afterwards or later today, but right now just checking this thread.
You'll get it! Pray to the RNGod!
Pic related is the sword I got today
Looks like my winter attire. Should keep warm in general with that temperature.
RNGod clearly wants me to use the fucking weapon the boss drops, I gotten 4 of those fuckers and one has okay rolls
Lol what's the drop chance? I remember running a dungeon a ton of times in search of a sword with like an 8% drop rate
It's pure RNG.. only nightfall has a greater chance in recieving a drop
I'm not feeling bad that she's angry but rather that I was so lazy that I waited this long. I was going to do it when I was first able to but I missed the first 2 days then my internet wouldn't let me etc. Fast forward 2 months later and here we are. Funnest class is German. I'm surprised I got enough units this late.
Yup. I love me my naps.
I'm a shit programmer and I need that class for my major.
If your napping now then have a nice nap!
Son, you dont want wisconsin winter. That canadian air come right the fuck down here and makes it awful. You will have no testicles. No happiness.
>Don't think I know Cirno, but that's a cute picture too
Cirno is one of the characters from (Touhou) 東方Project.
She's an ice Faerie.
Touhou is a series of video games and Doujin anime and manga.
If you want a good Doujin anime of it (only 11 mins each), check "Memories of Phantasm" or "Fantasy Kaleidoscope".
It's on YouTube by a group called "Reddevils", and it's posted I think on "Reddevils 500c". I forget which has the full playlist.
There's like 7 or 8 episodes so far. They come out every few months.
A good Yuri Doujin Manga is "Cirno and Reimu's 1 2 3"/「チルノとれいむのワンツースリ」
The games are a series of storied shooters, called Danmaku.
Stop caring so much. You create your own grief.
posting without your waifu to shitpost is dishonest. Oops, looks like we're both heretics
I believe you. Why you should stay warm.
Fuck RNG dude, like nothing pisses me off more in games than that. Just lazy development
I remember scrambling to register for classes after all of the upperclassmen got to register early. No fun at all
>I'm a shit programmer and I need that class for my major.
I'll have to check it out. I've heard of Touhou Project but never really knew what it was. I assumed it was only a video game series.
I want to die and nobody in my life knows I feel like this.
Posting anonimously is not dishonest, it's me stating my opinion without need for conciquence, which is the original idea behind imageboards anyways
Why would I not care? You won't tell me what I should about. Hand-kun was my friend after all.
Yup that's what it's getting at I think. Some of my friends got a few days earlier for registration and I was jealous.
>not that it mattered this semester Kek.
No, not CS major but good guess. Its engineering. I have a long road ahead of me.
That's how I felt. Just keep trudging through and you'll make it out.
>I'm a shit programmer and I need that class for my major.
It's not too difficult if you're into it.
You just have to think very explicitly. When it comes to programming, you have to think of everything as a series of steps.
Rather than saying:
"I'll go to the store when I see the milk is low", think "If the milk is low, then I will go to the store"
Or, "Well, it could be any of these 5 things", think "In this case, in that case, in the other case, and if nothing here, then this instead"
If you get into Object-Oriented languages, like C++, sometimes PHP, and definitely Java, don't say "I need a bunch of characters", think "I need a bunch of THE THINGS CHARACTERS ARE MADE OF, and I need them GROUPED into what I can REFER to as a 'character'"
>string name (string is a bunch of letters, numbers, and underscores. In C, it'd be called a character array)
>int combat level
and then, you need to store those characters somewhere. In EVERY language, you'll store them in some kind of VARIABLE. In SOME languages, such as C/C++, you'll also need to handle them when they go away (with the delete and delete operator). When you store them, you need to CONSTRUCT and "instance"
And instance is like an individual placeholder for a character. And, ALL instances have the SAME properties, but different values FOR those properties (name, age, power level, etc.)
Wew, fucking salty as shit. Get over it, brother. Shit happens.
Doing nothing but being a little bitch.
I don't hate anybody I'm just irritated, but if he's here he should post like he used to. I don't care if he's being an entitled little shit about it.
You can't say you're leaving, but come back as a different person. That's having your cake and eating too
Set the difficulty to 25 man heroic for a CHANCE at some rare drops!
Gotcha, I'm a senior this year so I got priority registration.
Dang dude, engineering sounds super interesting but tough at the same time. Any specific branch of engineering? I have a friend doing mechanical engineering and another doing audio engineering.
He can post however he wants, not how you want.
He can do whahtever he wants. Dont need your opinion. You aren't his daddy.
I am drinking more.
Looks like the butthurt elitist faggots are coming out.
See you guys later.
Where'd you run off to?
>Everything is trying to shock me
I bet you're the kind of guy that walks into a gay bar and just "boy you guys are pretty gay"
I'll heal you, you just fucking kill things!
So you admit it's edgy?
I wouldn't walk into a gay bar though, that's pretty gay.
buy some bud. friend likes to talk alot lol so i ended up staying at his house for longer than i thought
yeah, no, it's a lot more than a video game series.
OFFICIALLY, it's video games by ZUN/Project Shanghai Alice, some merchandise, and a few art books. But, he used a sort of not-really-copyright-copyright, and he explicitly allows people to make fanwork, even for money.
The Touhou community consumes fanwork rabidly, and there's a metric fuckton of it available.
TONS of merchandise, a number of anime series of varying quality, fan games that are NOT Danmaku style, astronomical amounts of deviant art pics, including a cosmic-size portion of hentai of almost every conceivable flavor.
Plushies, dolls (some of which can go upwards of $2000), hug pillows, fanfics, and more.
Indeed, unlike me or Spike who just don't care about someone's stupid opinion on the internet, you're all a bunch of pretty sad guys.
Yeah I took c++ Like a year ago. Sadly I had to bail on it because I got stuck and then the class got harder. I think the hardest thing I made was a random number generator.
As of now, no. Too many options to choose from and I'm indecisive. But I'm going to need a CS class to transfer. Yeah I'm a junior I think.
ok lets do this! LEERRROY JENKINS!
Uhh buddy the edgy thing is more of a "no shit sherlock" thing
But hey its about time you gotten your head outta your ass
Why are you hostile?
I was more just stating a point rather than insulting you
But I guess someone who couldn't pass highschool wouldn't be able to process that
That's honestly kind of awesome. I would love to try to get into Touhou, but it's so massive I feel super overwhelmed lol. I'll start with that anime series you recommended earlier though
Gotcha. Do you know what CS course you're taking as far as the language? I'm a CS major myself, but suck at programming lol.
>Oh my god he just ran in
This anon used to claim this waifu
But now they claim that one!
My opinion of them has changed greatly. My buttmad gauge is reaching full capacity.
This used to be a nice place to make pretend and ERP :^(
But nah, I know a few people like that. Grandpa being a major one.
M8 how slow are you with the times?
I literally have a teenage mentality, this should be a known thing
>I dont remember the rest of this meme
lol my dad can talk alot too, makes it difficult sometimes to get off the phone with him
Fine, do what you want. But being 'so laid back man' is not a healthy attitude to have.
Keep eating shit while saying you don't care about it
Chimmichamgas are a go for tonight. I repeat, a positive on chimmichungas for dinner.
He ran in and died, guild tried to save him and died.
C++ is actually one of the more difficult languages to learn. If you still have a bit of time before your next semester (or whenever you are gonna retake), you could pick up a For Dummies book on Java. The syntax is very similar, but it DOES enforce over-OOPing and has no concept of Memory Management (as in, YOU don't delete the pointers, the Java Virtual Machine [JVM] does for you). You'd need to reconcile those differences, but if you'll be doing OOP, Java is a good intro. Visual Basic/C# is also good, but they require Visual Studio (which usually costs money, unless your college has a deal with Dreamspark).
Alternatively, you can set up a webserver on your local machine with PHP installed and just pick up a book on it.
It's not only going to cover a lot of the basics of programming logic with PHP, including SOME OOP, but it also can get you into web development.
I'm going to take c++... again. Hopefully I'm more competent than I was last year. Oh so you're in that situation? Yeah I have to do that with math and science. They aren't hard it they get overwhelming really easy.
I'll take 2 please
Kinda reminds me of this mexicunt in our clan during destiny's raids
>Have to sneak past glowing robots
Friendship means coming back to eachother, no matter how much time has passed.
Being able to forgive eachother, because we're only human.
Not judging someone for their decisions or mistakes.
Not pressing your opinion and ideals.
If you 'know' it's him, why does it matter? You seriously need to let your rage go.
You misspelled sad.
The amount of hate being passed around for trivial things is pathetic. Grow out of your high school phase. Take a blow and smile. You will take many more in your life.
Is this worth fighting over? Dishing out rage and holding a grudge. The only thing you're serving to build here is an ulcer.
Relax. It's not that serious.