What does /b/ think of No Man's Sky? I've been playing

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Did someone say dick?

The center of the galaxy brings you back to the begining with all ur upgrades. Giant waste of fucking time

>>699697621
Yeah I kinda want to go back to Bloodborne tbh.

As usual overhyped garbage

>>699697819
Bloodborne was fun and had an actual story, 10/10 would play again

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>>699697013
oh, noes!
does this overhyped garbage turned out to be the overhyped garbage it truly is?
>>pic very related (developers r8 now)

>>699697819
I just killed orphan yesterday,now that was a challenge

>>699697013
Glad I didn't buy it.

gonna try and call the company and ask for my money back. I know it wont work. But they'd probably enjoy getting a phone call from someone who took the time to say they hated it.

>>699697013
60 fucking bucks?!?!! oh my...what a nerve

Not even worth the GB space on HD.

I tried for a couple hours, and it feels like all the boring parts of every crafting/survival game ive ever played.

Its like Spore but with a spaceship

>>699697013
>2 years before nms came out "okay but what do you do"
>1 year before nms came out "okay but what do you do"
>6 months before nms came out "okay but what do you do"
>purchases nms on release "omg im so bored what do you do this is not fun omg bandwagon ima say the same thing everyone else says i want my money back boring game bla bla"

Now we just have another stupid thing to circlejerk about, like fallout 4, lets all circlejerk about what a disappointment it was and how great fallout 2 was and what a predictable disappointment nms was even though everyone elses opinion on a game shouldnt matter at all but apparently it does because wtf who wants to play a game that other people dont like and lets fucking kill ourselves.

>>699699582
Autism, the post

>>699699582

This anon.

People are surprised when the game is a glorified tech demo just like it was shown.

Fallout 2 had too many broken bits for me to count it as best.

>>699699999
fucking checked anon.

>>699697013
nms is like minecraft and freelancer mixed together with decent graphics.

imo not worth 60 bucks, but worth to play

>>699699999
nice quads

>>699699437

Spore had spaceships... It's like spore but with monsters that don't look like garbage. I actually really like no man's sky, but I only play it stoned out of my mind so do with that what you will

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>>699699999
Dem quints

>>699699999
Holy fuck these digits

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>>699699999

>>699700238
THEY'RE QUINTS YOU STUPID SPERG

>>699700238
>quads

People aren't even trying anymore.

at some point in development the devs, as gamers themselves, had to realize this wasnt living up to the hype. They had to be playtesting it and thinking "shit.. if I were a typical gamer I wouldnt want to pay $60 for... this."

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>>699700238

>>699699999
Checkerino

>>699700393
sorry, i have stage 4 terminal dyslexia

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>>699700413

>>699699999

Holy crap, I'm going to screenshot my get and jerk off to it later.

>>699700238
gr8 b8

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>>699699999
>>699700533
I like repeating digits.

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I've never understood why one would buy pre-releases and I normally watch streamers play new games before deciding to buy them (it's literally their fucking job). Anyone who pre-ordered it... seriously, are you dumb af? Would you reserve two seats at the nicest restaurants in town 2 month in advance AND pay upfront? If you're not a fucking idiot you'd never do it. Same logic for pre-order (and don't start with the "I get a free napkin with the logo" crap).
Now that said, what pisses me off are people white knighting this utter shit game (mostly on 9gag and reddit granted), with bs such as: GAWD this game is not for everybody!!1!!!1oneone! If you don't like it don't play it it clearly said "exploration". It sounds like they want to suck the devs' dicks, and I am of the opinion that any game should try to entice at least part of the public at large, as opposed to being so specific only a sub-category of autista can enjoy it

>>699697495
It's odd isn'it ?

>>699700819
It's a fucking exploration game, it should be boring, is not everyone that can play this type of game

Over hyped bullshit written by Indian fucks.

>>699699582

this nigga gets it.
all reviews and interviews said what to expect.
and niggers complaining about the lack of multiplayer shouldn't be surprised. The title is No MAN'S Sky. Man's being plural so the title tells you exactly what to expect

>>699700480
but... you spelled everything right...
HEY! THIS GUY DOESN'T HAVE STAGE 4 TERMINAL DYSLEXIA AT ALL!

>>699701149
ha ha ha
kys

>>699699999
hory shet

>>699701310
OHHH MY GOD

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>>699699999
>
checked my nigga

>>699700819

pre-orders allow shit like this to happen, fampai. once the devs see a high number of pre sells, they pretty much give up on creating a good and polished product because they see they already made a shit load of money on an unfinished game.

Fuck No Mans Sky. Play Elite: Dangerous!

>>699701246
Am I right

>>699701713
at least elite has content indeed. and real multiplayer, but elite has shitty networking so.... ehhhh

>>699697013
not sure how i feel about it anymore. i've got like 50 hours in it, 10 million units, a good ship, tons of suit inventory, and a kickass gun. but now i'm bored. If it had the multiplayer we were all promised then it could MAYBE be fun with friends.

I think if they added these things then if could be great
>customizable character model and ship models
>some sort of storage system/ small bank
>FUCKING MULTIPLAYER
>more difficult
>RNG civilizations so its not so damn dead on planets
>better space battles and better AI
>third person for character and flight
>change the RNG so i get some fucking grassy planets every once in a while

I sold a ton of games so i wouldnt have to pay a cent for it and im so glad i did. its not worth $60. It's not even worth $30. Guess i'll just wait for FFXV to come out.

>>699701675
and it is dumb people precisely who allow this to happen by preordering.
But then again, I have always thought that there should be a tax for being dumb, this is an alternate form for i

>>699699999
Shiny and chrome get, witnessed.

>>699701803
no, kill your family, Fredo

>>699701943
ALSO some sort of random events on planets.

Still better than minecraft.

>>699701896
Ive only been bumped twice since i started last year.
Still think its superior.

the game is dead. you'll have experienced most of it in the first two hours. I was able to refund my copy thankfully. opening packages carefully and a light dab of crazy glue makes returning a hard copy of a game a piece of cake.

>>699697013
Gameplay repetitive but I'm super immersed in the lore so I have my hyperdrive upgraded with boost reactors sigma, tau, and theta. I have 30 hours and I'm 160k light years from the center and will arrive in 100 warp jumps. I'm just doing it to learn all of the lore tho.

>>699701459
lurking this tread, this is the gem, this pleases me

>>699699974
wow you got him real good

>>699697013
I got bored after like an hour. The game needs WAY more upgrading and customization options.

I was expecting to be able to fuck some alien females.

>>699702246
oh im not doubting elite is a good game. in fact I was just playing it today. just the only gripe i have with the game is the networking. aside from that the game has a lot to do, and the community driven events and goals bring people together to be killed in open play :)

>>699702350
you get the atlas pass v2 yet? i cant seem to find it. also how did you get the theta? i only have sigma and tau.

It's a shit game for nu male cucks and autists and anyone who actually enjoys it needs to be gassed.

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>>699701218
It's a possessive noun, fucktard.

>>699702235
personally i'd rather play minecraft. at least i can play with a friend to make it that much more enjoyable.

>>699702525
I haven't gotten atlas pass v2 or v3 yet. I think you have to scan for colonial outposts at the beacons and eventually one of the facilities you break into gives you the atlas pass v2 or v3. It may be planet specific. I also just got warp reactor theta from helping some random Vy'keen out at his shelter.

>>699701218
>Man's being plural
>Man's
>plural

Get out. Now

Worth the $60? No. Worth maybe $35 given that there isn't multi and it's pretty linear, even if you do have the illusion of choice. You, as the traveler, are experiencing a simulation that you were placed in to, via an aberration (android) as a means to observe said simulation. When you get to the center, you get shit out in to another galaxy or dimension. I've been to one of each after getting to the center of my starting galaxy. It's the game that never ends, it goes on and on my friends.

>>699702202
Dude, my names is Frodo, not Fredo, it's Frodo Baggins to you, and I don't have any family, only Bilbo, do you get it ?

>>699702798
no man is sky

>>699702822
that's a funny way to spell 'Faggot"

One cool thing about NMS. No blacks.

Thank fuck for Steam refunds . Got my £40 back

>>699702890
Do you mean 'fegget'?

>>699702587
I'm enjoying it, but only because I'm still in denial that giant worms, portals, and commanding wingmen through large battles aren't in the game. :( I just want to lead Ragar II to victory in an epic battle..

>>699702936
time to buy no man's sky i guess

>>699702936
you are black in nms

>>699702936
What if the player character is?

>>699702798

Ok, no problem. this is a shit thread for a shit game.

and Man Sky would be a more appropriate name because Man is singular.

peace nigga

>>699702822
not funny. At all.

>>699703110
this is bait

>>699702940
Steam crushes everything. It's got nothing to do with gooks.

>>699702890
Do you fucking know me, I'M THE MOST RICH HOBBIT IN THIS FUCKING WORD.

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>>699699999
Mother of fucking christ checked.

>>699697013
I was going to buy it but decided to get rimworld, factorio and star dew Valley,
Saw somthing on machinama about the game lying or somthing so I stayed away,
Play star dew for a week, good game
Factorio is good just wish it had nukes and some kinda trade system
Haven't started Rimworld...

>>699703085
>you are black in nms
Oh good. Any idea which black?

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>>699699999

there was an interview in which the creator of NMS said they would have multiplayer, but the universe would be so vast that finding a friend would be nigh impossible. guess they just settled on keeping it as shit as possible.

>>699703110
Man's in No Man's Sky is a possessive meaning it is the sky that no man possesses. It's not plural

>>699703329
the multiplayer is just going to be going to planets and playing switch.

>>699703329
Shitty excuse.

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>>699702936
>u: kid on thr right

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>>699700238
I hope u die u vile fuck

>>699700260
dude weed lmao

>>699702614
>no man's
In niggerish that means there are no people.

What's Nomads Sky?

>>699703366
Looks like you got trolled, by me, amigo. :^)

>>699703526
>Looks like you got trolled, by me, amigo. :^)

Looks like you just got ball cancer,

>>699703329
Either Sean lied or multiplayer is broken

Bet you my Dubs that they want a sequel already

>>699703593
Does this mean I can't play basketball anymore?

>>699702936
Soo it's Poland?

all these haters while I'm just hyped for NMS2

>>699703173
>LE FISH BUZZWORD
Hello, reddit!

>>699703717
plenty of blacks in poland

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>>699699999

>>699703793
We did it reddit!

torrenting nms right now, gonna copy it on a bunch of cd's and sell them to my friends

>>699703329
And 2 players streaming found themselves in the same place on the first day and confirmed they couldn't see each other.

In fact it was day time for one player, and night for the other.

The multi-player was a lie

>>699703795
Just because the jews came out the oven black don't make them black

>>699703709
>Does this mean I can't play basketball anymore?
Not at all. Once your sack is cleared of your balls you will feel light as a feather. That is until the AIDS

>>699703277
Rimworld is exceptionally good especially if you get a few of the really fantastic mods for it.

You're in for a treat friend

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I wouldn't know what it's like to spend money on a game and regret it because I pirate all of them.

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>>699700238

>>699704208
checked

Is there a videogame where you shit your pants?

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>>699704142
My Nigger

>>699701230
He's a phony! A big fat phony!

>>699704317
newgrounds /portal/view/540127

>>699704142
Guess you've never played multiplayer in your life. Sad.

i think it's pretty fun. people over-hyped it despite there being a lot of pre-release footage, so that's their own fault. i just hope they add more customization and planet randomness/new models to the game as time goes on. when each planet has similar buildings and ruins, it's pretty hard to stay immersed.

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>>699704355
Them duuuubs

>>699704535
I don't really like many multiplayer games. I like to relax and play a game how I'd like to at my own speed without worrying about other people. If I'm playing an MMO I ignore everybody. I don't play games to socialize.

>>699704561
it's overhyped garbage, this is a FACT, but the problem here isnt the fact the game is so low quality. it's the fact that they think it's worth a 60$ price tag. i dont mind shitty games i wont buy, but it's almost criminal to charge so much for so little. this lowers the standards for future games and developments.

>>699704561
when ypu ask for $60, you GOTTA deliver entertainment. You can't just hide behind pre-release videos

>>699704993
Second

>>699697013
I am part of the 1% can't play till they fix that shit

>>699700260
we get it drugs are cool

>>699697013
Destiny x Space Engineers with Spore's creature creator.

My biggest complaint that probably won't get fixed is how same and empty the panets are. Same size and gravity, animals are few and far between and the plants are the same on different worlds with the only difference being the name.

7/10 I am still playing cuz I need to reach the end of the crafting tree in these kinds of games.

Pirated it to see if it was worth buying. It's not, but it's not horrible. About as fun as Minecraft, maybe a bit more. But I'm probably biased since I just love space games. Only gripe I have is it feels....incomplete. Like it's in alpha or beta still

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>>699697013
The game is boring as fuck. I don't like it.

>>699705113

to you, maybe. but other than a lack of diversity on the models, it's enjoyable. $60 bucks in a world of $8 dollar starbucks drinks isn't a lot to me.

>>699703477
Sweet trips
Checked

>>699704142
Where would you recommend as a decent website that gets regular updates in torrents? I'm looking to get this game for what it's worth. Fucking nothing.

i thought it was anime game but no school girls

>>699705487
bay

>>699700260
I'm going to down some Robitussin and play it. Maybe that will make it good.

>>699697013
https://youtu.be/aKRHI5vfC-k

Pokemon GO is a much better exploration game.

>>699700260
Same here, smash a few cones and the game is very enjoyable. I like to cruise around meteorite city and stare off into the oblivion as my mind comprehends how cool the aspect is of what the game tried to do. I admit i get bored but most games are this shit at there very core, all games are pathetically repetative, they just chose not to mask how boring this game is. Fly around, bang bang, run out of fuel, land, chop chop, refuel, fly away.

>>699705464
>$60 bucks in a world where a good hooker is $500/hour is peanuts
>$500 for a hooker in a world where a personal helicopter retails for $600k isn't a lot
>$600k for a helicopter when an aircraft carrier costs a few $bn is very little
Get the fuck out with your pleb logic. Just as a reminder, CSGO costs $15 and has a LOT more durability. Same for a few other games

question before i buy game, can you land on the sun? maybe at night time when its not too hot?

>>699705487
Steam

>>699705697
The worst bit though is when space niggers jack ya shit, or the game decides to have a baby and freezes mid hyperjump, then you if you havent saved recently it was all for not. But hey who doesnt enjoy a decent dick in the bum

>>699705779

must suck when $60 bucks is an amount of money that gets you so riled.

>>699705893
I earn $400 a month

>>699705983
Dude .... You gotta try harder in life.

>>699705779
Not the guy.

But CSGO is an online game, you need internet to play it, I miss single player Games...

>>699705893
it's not about the absolute value. I can even pull out a few hundreds for a table for two at a nice restaurant if it's worth it. But $60 is money. Since you however depend on your parents and their credit card, your autism is understandable.

>>699706111
Dem delish digits

>>699706083
until proven otherwise, you're a fucking 17 yo shit kid who lives off of his mother's breast milk... fuck off

>>699706089
so should NMS be. Topkek

>>699699999
Checked!

>>699706261
hey, could you check mine too?

>>699705555
right here

>>699706189
Kek frond. Im 25 and own a business that makes myself and my mrs 26k a year which is fuck all but we dont work many hours. And i pay myself 500 a week. Any pleb can land a better job at a hardware store thatll pull over 40k a year. Seriously dude get ya shit sorted. Precious flowers wither and die.

>>699706393
And thats 26k each not all up, all up is then obviously 52k a year otherwise id be like pleb boy playing with his marble set.

>>699706340
each summer I spend on 4chan I see its quality sharply plummet. It's like, a lot of guys try to keep it constant during the year and then a summerfag wave brings the quality down by 2 stages permanently

When you realise no mans sky's aimless game isn't worth playing as you waste your time floating around, then it hits you your life is the same, you wake up and live your life with no aim no purpose. Sell the game. Kill yourself know before you waste another pointless second

>>699697013
overhyped garbage game that come from garbage creators....

>>699706393
I'm not the guy who posted the $400 per month thing you dumb autist

>>699706540
Wasted time is better than no time. I'd much rather sit in one spot doing nothing for 50 years, rather than kms and not have those 50 years at all.

>>699697013
Why was there any hype for this game in the first place?

>>699706647
>Autism 2: the post

I would play it. I don't mind these kind of games and I don't listen to hype.
Just not at this price point.
$60 is just too much for what it is. There just isn't enough there, there.

That and the damn PC version is so buggy and poorly optimized as to be unplayable on many systems.

If they fix the bugs, optimize the performance on PC, lower the price to around the $40 range, and perhaps add more content; then I'll consider pulling the trigger on it.

As it is, no way!

>>699706659
so they could rip people off for a repetitive never ending boring game

>>699706659
muh procedurally generated
muh 1 quintillion planets

>>699697013
Game's great dude, but you must like games with exploration, you can do whatever, you can have a path set for you or you can make your own. But it doesn't have too much writing on the story, it's a game, not a movie

>>699706567
Yet you defend him? If that dudes pullin 100 bucks a week he is either not eating right or not paying rent, i dont give a fuck what sweet deals people can pull no human can properly survive off of 100 a week, not in australia anyway. Most houses rent for 240 a week. Yet you feel im the 17yo? Just sayin, the dude needs to lift his game.

Unpopular opinon
>I like it

>>699706871
true but I never defended him

>>699706847
People these days are expecting interactive movies instead of games.

>>699706740

Been playing on PC for the last two days. Literally none of these issues I see people complaining about. Maybe everyone just needs to not be on a scrub PC.

Anyway, torrent that shit. The GOG torrent is currently on sale for $0.

>>699697995
have you heard of the prequel, Dark Souls?! it's fuckin awesome. They did a bang-up job of imitating old gen console graphics.

>>699699999
Hey nice dubs man

anyone know any games where i can have sex with females?

>>699697819
bloodborne? kek that game sucks major cock

>>699700413
Why do you think Sean tried to manipulate and control all information on the game, releasing in dribs and drabs right upto the 11th hour.

I think a good few years ago, all of hello games realised what a wicket they were on, and played the media beautifully.

Kept em curious, right to the end, and took everyones money to boot.

Well played.

>>699706847

Explore for what? Every planet is a barren rock.

>>699706954
By calling me a 17yo autist takes me down a peg, like what grounds do i have to make a comment inferring such an opinion if for all you know i sustain myself from my mothers milk .... So in essence yes thats defending him by extension.

>>699697819
Nms has nothing on the perfection of bb.

oh my god 4chan hates everything
$60! why is it $40? where the hell is my $25?

it's fun like a space minecraft
i've got about 30hrs in
i restarted after atlas and now i'm just doing full discovers on my planets

if you'd rather be playing hentai weaboo assault IV that you got on some 3$ steam sale with your autismbux then please, be my guest

>>699697013
I looked into this game for about 5 mins and knew it would suck

How can you be so fucking stupid

>>699700819
Ok, whatever man, I'm not white knighting the game, I am really enjoying it, just like you may or may not like Minecraft, or Dark Souls. Or Call of Duty. Fuck off mate

>>699707269
Still waiting for someone to make "Hentai Weeaboo Assault IV!".
That would be my dream game. Would pay big bucks for it.

>>699699582
Triggered

>>699707269
>space minecraft is good
>go waste your autismbux elsewhere

>>699706955
No, they expecting single player Games with 8 hours of gameplay and a multiplayer online with 1000+ hours Of PvP

No Man's Sky is just a video game version of Proteus.

>>699700819
Hah!
I don't pre-order shit! I've learned my lessons.

>>699697013

Hi op, your post made me laugh :)

good job and keep going

- L

>>699701218
It's time to stop.

>>699697013
Still not working. Shittiest PC launch in vidya history. Maybe if they pulled it and spent two more months on dev they'd actually have a working product. Maybe the reviews will be great then, who knows. Right now it's a paperweight with a couple gigs of bloatware on it.

Ive tried to see what DLC might be down the track for nms, but the only thing that come up was its gonna be a VR game maybe, i dunno like yes that would be cool and all but again we come back to the crux of NMS which is, what do you do. If there was some kind of mission or multiplayer aspect where we could meet at a spot and go "raiding" or attack a mothership or ... Fucking anything!

>>699707183
fauna, flora, elements, upgrades, the 3 languages.
Maybe you visited only one planet, because the ones I visited had tons of stuff

>>699701218
What kind of stupid are you?

It's a play on the phrase "No Man's land" from World War I.

>>699697013
It's pretty good actually, i like it

>>699697013
Took a gamble hoping it would be fun played 4 hours and asked for a refund. Going back to elite dangerous, this is literally the first game I asked for a refund.

>>699707831

> Plants
> Rocks
> The same building every few miles with the > same shit inside
> An animal that does nothing.

Woo hoo. Fun fun. Been to about 30 planets, hot shot. Each one is the same shit.

>>699702936
Well, one of the game's developers is an ex KKK member.

>>699707980
You have to go further to see the different ones.

>>699705464
startbucks... more overpriced shit.
you must like shit then?

>>699697013
I like it, but it wasn't worth $60. Its fun if you like just roaming around and exploring and shit but otherwise it suck

>>699697621
it's a game, did you expect to get some kind of physical reward?

>>699708022

Sure, sure. I sure it gets completely different after 31.

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>>699704390
please leave, imgur

>>699708047
Hahaha, yeah that dudes a sucker for shit! He has probably signed up to every streaming service and always buys extended warrunty on all his iphones he bought and laptops. Probably finances it all through GE, fuckin pleb

>>699707719
You need an sse4.1 compatible cpu and opengl4.5 compatible gpu. Or try using the experimental build in betas. Password is 3xperimental

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>>699697013
waiting for the winter sales to make my opinion.

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