Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
Waking up in the moring just to realise that's not morning anymore so you're an actual morning person, but you're not.
Claiming, playing vidya, slow replies
testing 1, 2, 3.
Dubs or 4chan is broken.
You aren't alone, anon.
Continue posting with pictures or you won't get (You)'s from me anymore.
>Not doing great
>Enemy doing baron
>Last team member alive
>Hide in brush and place a barrel
>"Don't be a hero GP back and wait out baron buff"
>Triple barrel combo
>Your team has slain baron
>Shoot half health Yasuo
I love based barrel man
I am dead. I died a long time ago.
dubs and i kill myself
Just got here
And why do you say that?
I foresee no pot of gold at the end of this rainbow.
Hey Laura. Getting ready to go to sleep. How're you doing?
why you bully
then why are you here
i see another rainbow
What's that little hair that protrudes from her head like an antenna called again?
>Not a cute
Fuck you do discount maid :^)
p.s. you guys shit it up just fine on your own.
Your waifu wont care if you claim her. Dont be so beta about it.
I don't know.
I don't know
I just don't know.
>Someone forces me to do it. I don't like them.
>It's super cute
>Good Spidey image too saving that
Going 150 mph with a passenger is top kek.
If trips, I'm you're master!
>how's League treating you?
>Bruiser or full AD?
Are you the 4chan subscriber that likes to spam a lot? Do more of those fucked up nightmare creatures next time.
A lot of people take this seriously. I don't know why..
Well, they might just be trolls or have Esdeath level issues.
You misquoted there, darlin'
It's Laura, not Lauren. I tried correcting you on that but you might not have noticed that day.
I'm also prepping for sleep, but I'm in a partially upset mood.
You did it first. Just saying.
Since when did Sachii switch?
>Claiming a trap.
Be careful there, anon.
Best girl. I legit always root for the sister. Incest is the best.
Shizu doesn't force anything out of me but a boner.
I force me.
We cure the cancer with cancer. It's brilliant!
Only problem.. you get cancer.
Leagues treating me well
>Triforce into crit
RIP Iowa anon
No Sachin didn't switch just making a joke
>I switched too if you didn't know pretty sure you've lurked long enough to know me before I switched
Indeed they are spiderman poster indeed they are
Never enough cute
Nah, that's tomorrow!
>This was a test I did with my friend
I probably won't take Iowa that fast anyways if they've never been on a motorcycle before.
Oh. My bad. Apologies.
I think i knew that then forgot.
Sorry, but i don't think that means anything...
There's nothing that can be done about /b/ unless the mods starts enforcing some sort of quality control.
They won't because mods are kikes and jewgook likes the traffic he gets to pay for his rice and manga.
Yes, they are trips. And those are dubs. We'll learn your letters tomorrow.
Melo-drama is everywhere, can't escape it.
Hmm? Lemme try that again!
>On the topic of League
>What to build on Lucian?
Laying in bed, exhausted from water polo
I'm more hyped for Nekros Prime than any game coming out
yo how are you?
man I haven't swam in a long time. I love swimming
Seriously, if you want quality you're on the wrong board motherfucker.
I got some good trips.
Tbh I just want to do it for the lulz.
People butch about /b/ being cancer so much, I thought it'd be a fitting joke
Get the fuck out.
You got dubs there, darlin'
Eh, I have a thing for imouto's. Don't know why, I just do. Ruri is a 10/10 girl though. I just liked Kirino more. Light Novel Kirino is better though.
No spidey, it's jew-lery
That's where they make jews!
Even better after seeing that ass and those tits.
>Wouldn't take Iowa that fast
But she's a fast battleship
>I'll try to visit someday maybe in a couple years with what I plan to do
Youmuus Black Cleaver into crit
>Nope! Go bug archer or lancer
It's easier enough to ignore. Let fags be fags and you can just avoid their shitfest.
Last night, though... wew. Whole lot of butthurt and shit being slung.
I'm excited for my next beer.
Read more carefully next time you want to shit on someone.
Cancer is everywhere. Not just the internet. Quality of life is plummeting.
Oh well. What can you do?
Drink more, probably. Drugs.
Whatever you want, I guess. I'm not your daddy.
I got a lot of things, sweetcheeks. 99 problems but a bitch aint one
That is a really pretty image spike
You'll never get anywhere like that
Just her hair and amazing blue eyes are adorable.
M u g i
>no life here
Is it quality of life that's plummeting, or our expectations rising? Sure I feel like shit a bunch, hate my life, hate how I feel. But when I stop and sit and empty my head, look around and take a breath. God damn is it magical how everything fits together.
>But I wanna be YOUR master
Pretty good, if not a tad tired. You?
I'll take her fast, but not THAT fast.
>Wew boy, hopefully I'll be more financially stable by then.
I shit on whoever i please.
Yes, good taste.
Just some family issues. Nothing too much to worry about.
>I supposedly know who you were before you switched.
Well shit. I know that I lurked for some time, but I honestly don't know how that slipped my mind. I'm going to take a guess and say Kazuki.
Eh, it happens.
Is that even the proper usage of the word? Wouldn't it be "You committed heresy first"?
But i want to crash this thread with no survivors
There's a lot of quality fanart out there for this bastard.
I don't get liquor drunk on weekdays. Just looking to relax.
I may have helped a little... though they had it mostly under control. Always nice to see the 'oldfags' get their panties in a twist about what waifu should be and what it is now.
I've always blamed technology, but never really thought about it until recently.
It's making everything easier. We've evolved to work hard and long hours in order to survive. Now, we have all sorts of shit to do the rough work for us.
Shit to keep our mind occupied and bodies static. Not to mention all the chemicals, manufactured foods and generally unhealthy shit we put into our bodies and the shit in the air.
I personally hate living in such populated area, even though my city is only about 52k. One of these days, I'm just going to check out of society and be a hermit somewhere for a while.
Too much noise and pressure of society.
Have fun with that.
Whatever trips your trigger. Just don't be a fag, I guess.
Never calm down lad there's only one anon that I'll allow to be my master without trips
Kek its not like I'll live there. If all goes well it'll probably me be visiting while I'm in the town since I plan on being navy
I know that pain all too well
Nope try again
Doing well Moka?
I would hope so considering how iconic he is
It's honestly just a thread, I enjoy watching it.
Feeling rather blue today.
I'll be lurking probably.
Cheer up, fellow. Remember your waifu loves you a bunch.
Are you the Spidey anon from ages ago? That came to these threads?
I've lived in a small town for the most of my life, I recommend it. It's almost isolation, but not enough to drive you crazy.
Try and find a wooded farming area with population about 40k, a city an hour away to mimic the surroundings I'm in. You can take a drive an see farmers with no electricity to a mansion for the rich.
Was it a shipfu?
>If so, I honestly wouldn't remember the names.
>So many fucking names.
You aren't alone, Shizuru.
Nope not a ship
Getting a little dopple, there.
Enjoy, hm? Kind of strange. the shitfest can be interesting at times.
I would rather a very small community without a neighbor for a few miles. No vehicles or airplanes to pollute the air. A lot of untouched nature to just chill and unwind.
I don't like the constant noise of cities. I'd rather listen to nature.
I would rather live off merit of skill. Working the land.
Probably not, can't recall.
It comes with the territory. People come here to unleash the worst parts of themselves. Freud called it the id. I think it's cathartic to let all that inner crap out occasionally.
If you want me dead inside.
I'm a cam whore. Remember.
Go be one of those wild men in Washington state! You can do that too.
Looking at SS so ya i cant complain
The only others I can think of are Manako, Rias, Panty, or old Emi. If none of those are correct, then I give up.
Hmm.. Okay then. Let's make things interesting.
>Now YOU'RE my master
Nope I was the old Tohsaka anon
Shit, there's a lot better things to pass the time with. Drink beer.
Already in Wisconsin. If I were to go anywhere, it would be Colorado in the mountains.
On top of a flat peak with crisp air and a bit of snow. Clean meadows for a few acres then a nice treeline. Streams for fresh water and such.
Of course, guns with plenty of ammunition and a dank cabin to live in. Electricity wouldn't matter so much. Maybe enough for plumbing. Skylights and huge windows would be enough for light, as the sky would be lit up with the moon and stars.
No a soul around to bother me.. God damn I need that. Just be ME and not worry about anyone elses shit.
toe sock ah
Show everyone your body every day, ask them what they'd do to you, and if they want more. Do this on omegle under the tag "slave"
>Those were fun times.
A great scene spike, I hope you'll find your peace through isolation. I really do!
Do you mean Tohsaka Rin? Now you've lost me.
Yeah the one that occasionally passes through here now is a new one.
>I started posting back in June for reference as Tohsaka
But yeah we're both heretics
>Forgive me master, but I am not as brave as you...
Wew, well there's plenty of those bases around here.
Exactly. If I ever get stationed there around the SoCal area I'll try to meet up with ya sometime. Maybe Iowa too
Hink Hall not drink beer? you're a poor representation. I bet you don't even mow the lawn.
Aye, me too. I'm not confident enough to just walk into the wilderness and survive, though. A bit of financial security would help me along for gear and shelter. A bank account to fall back on. Otherwise, being free would be the liberation I need. I need to look into that..
Nothing wrong with being a heretic. You're a faggot, is all. Everyone here is a faggot, so it's meh.
I wonder if I still remember my password.. My autist childhood pssword was guko12, because I couldnt spell.
Beer tastes good and fills me up, I want to keep my form and I save it. I mow my lawn weekly.
It's a tough life to just walk away.
Takes prep for some, others just jump un.
I don't even know, I think my pass was just password, oh no, it was rocker_13 because I thought underscores were cool.
No I dont, sorry but I'm just a slut. Not really master material.
I'm starting to remember something, but it's very faint.
Well let me know m8, I've got the bike so long distances are no problem anymore.
It's true. I'd give my body at the drop of a dime at this point.
>Just need to ask, I'm giving up slowly
I drink plenty of beer and am not a gross flab. Cardio keeps fat low.. if only I could do more, but the coffin nails are firmly in wood.(cigs)
Also the good amount of 5+ hours of manual labor keep me from being a blob. My diet is atrocious. If I was a couch tater, I cant imagine.. Experienced enough fat in high school. Lost all that sweet, tight, prime pussy.
I DID manage to hit a 10/10 once. Oh god was she ever fucking gorgeous. Couldnt hold on to her, though. Too young. Too pretty.
I've had my fair share of really lame named, too...
Every called me Sword and idk why.
I miss AOL :< Those chats were the shit. Met my first internet gf.
Got my first ban because I told someone to fuck off for insulting FF8
I think I was 10¿
Well that's progress
>That image is too fucking cute for my own good
Never rode a motorcylcs before that'll be an experience
He's so tall and handsome as hell. He's so bad but he does it so well.
Asking again on a whim
>Telegram or here, your choice
I don't wanna risk gaining more weight. Instead of cigs, try cigars. Funner. Never was interested in women.
I'm not classy enough for cigars. I like to inhale.
Practice a martial art, do it with dedication and you won't gain more weight.
Where's Esdeath? I want to learn more about how he got so fucked up.
Fuckin forgot my pic