Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>699693771
giving up
Waking up in the moring just to realise that's not morning anymore so you're an actual morning person, but you're not.
Claiming, playing vidya, slow replies
Claimu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpLdQcwtjac
Claimed.
Hello friends!
>>699693297
I love sports.
Reporting for duty!
Did posting stop working for anyone else?
>>699694122
Discount filenames
>>699694140
yeah
>>699694140
Yeah, just started back. Maybe a glitch?
Claimed.
>>699694140
You mean it would just stick to sending, correct?
oh god did my 4chan stop working?
>>699694402
shouldn't you be dead?
>>699694377
Yeah, I posted
>>699693977
like 5 times.
>>699694402
testing 1, 2, 3.
Dubs or 4chan is broken.
>>699694140
You aren't alone, anon.
@699694246
Continue posting with pictures or you won't get (You)'s from me anymore.
>>699694402
I had a feeling it was you shitting up the last thread.
>Be me
>Playing GP
>Not doing great
>Enemy doing baron
>Last team member alive
>Hide in brush and place a barrel
>"Don't be a hero GP back and wait out baron buff"
>Notonmywatch.jpg
>Triple barrel combo
>Double kill
>Ulti
>Your team has slain baron
>Shoot half health Yasuo
>Triple kill
>Quadra kill
>Enemy surrenders
I love based barrel man
>>699694465
I am dead. I died a long time ago.
>>699694528
dubs and i kill myself
>>699694576
Just got here
>best fox claim
>>699693933
Hello Jaden Smith
>Ui
>out
>>699694173
4chan is down reeeeeeeeee
>>699694719
Yup.
Time to go to bed everyone!
>>699693876
And why do you say that?
I foresee no pot of gold at the end of this rainbow.
>>699694122
Hello Lauren.
>>699694122
Hey Laura. Getting ready to go to sleep. How're you doing?
>>699694677
Goodbye.
claimed(?)
>>699694173
cutie
>>699694709
a cute
>>699694563
:(
why you bully
>>699694630
then why are you here
>>699694719
ok spidey
>>699694798
i see another rainbow
>>699694709
Sunshine.
>>699694803
What's that little hair that protrudes from her head like an antenna called again?
>>699694937
>Not a cute
Fuck you do discount maid :^)
>>699694576
p.s. you guys shit it up just fine on your own.
>>699694875
Your waifu wont care if you claim her. Dont be so beta about it.
>>699694937
I don't know.
I don't know
I just don't know.
>Someone forces me to do it. I don't like them.
>>699694997
a root i think
>>699694997
Ahoge
>It's super cute
>Good Spidey image too saving that
Going 150 mph with a passenger is top kek.
She´s mine
>>699694576
It's just a thread.
>>699694985
Sugar.
>>699694803
If trips, I'm you're master!
>how's League treating you?
>>699694626
Naisu
>Bruiser or full AD?
>>699695179
Yes! Thank you. They are super cute.
>>699695234
fuck kirino
>>699694997
Are you the 4chan subscriber that likes to spam a lot? Do more of those fucked up nightmare creatures next time.
>>699695221
A lot of people take this seriously. I don't know why..
Well, they might just be trolls or have Esdeath level issues.
>>699695234
You misquoted there, darlin'
>>699695192
Poor Iowa.
howdy
>>699695093
that's rood
there can only be so much cute :^)
>>699695112
shizuru forcing you?
>>699694798
It's Laura, not Lauren. I tried correcting you on that but you might not have noticed that day.
>>699694803
I'm also prepping for sleep, but I'm in a partially upset mood.
>>699694937
You did it first. Just saying.
>>699695093
Since when did Sachii switch?
>>699694875
>Claiming a trap.
Be careful there, anon.
148 people make a thread all at once, it purges /b/.
I'D spoofs could make it one person.
>>699695234
Best girl. I legit always root for the sister. Incest is the best.
>>699695549
Shizu doesn't force anything out of me but a boner.
I force me.
>>699695645
We cure the cancer with cancer. It's brilliant!
Only problem.. you get cancer.
>>699695533
Ello :3
>>699695374
>Not trips
Nope!
Leagues treating me well
>Triforce into crit
>>699695192
RIP Iowa anon
>>699695597
What happened?
No Sachin didn't switch just making a joke
>I switched too if you didn't know pretty sure you've lurked long enough to know me before I switched
>>699695399
Indeed they are spiderman poster indeed they are
>>699695549
Never enough cute
>>699695888
It's why you label the images chemotherapy.
>>699696000
Trips
>>699695491
Nah, that's tomorrow!
>This was a test I did with my friend
I probably won't take Iowa that fast anyways if they've never been on a motorcycle before.
>>699695533
Sup Emi.
>>699695980
Tommorooooow!
>>699695946
What's up!?
Can i crash this thread?
>claim
>>699695597
Oh. My bad. Apologies.
I think i knew that then forgot.
>>699694937
Sorry, but i don't think that means anything...
>>699696000
There's nothing that can be done about /b/ unless the mods starts enforcing some sort of quality control.
They won't because mods are kikes and jewgook likes the traffic he gets to pay for his rice and manga.
>>699696100
Yes, they are trips. And those are dubs. We'll learn your letters tomorrow.
>>699696261
Probably not.
>>699695477
Melo-drama is everywhere, can't escape it.
>>699695980
Hmm? Lemme try that again!
>On the topic of League
>What to build on Lucian?
>>699696220
Laying in bed, exhausted from water polo
;-;
I'm more hyped for Nekros Prime than any game coming out
>>699696207
yo how are you?
>>699696478
man I haven't swam in a long time. I love swimming
>>699696402
>quality
>/b/
Pick one
Seriously, if you want quality you're on the wrong board motherfucker.
>>699696000
I got some good trips.
>>699696402
Tbh I just want to do it for the lulz.
People butch about /b/ being cancer so much, I thought it'd be a fitting joke
>>699696402
Ok
What should i do then?
>>699695427
She's mine.
Get the fuck out.
>>699695477
You got dubs there, darlin'
>>699695729
Eh, I have a thing for imouto's. Don't know why, I just do. Ruri is a 10/10 girl though. I just liked Kirino more. Light Novel Kirino is better though.
>>699696405
How's it going spidey?
>>699696792
I love blondes, they're my weakness.
>>699696701
No spidey, it's jew-lery
That's where they make jews!
>>699695597
You heresied first
>>699695888
wew
>>699695980
enough cute
>>699696851
Even better after seeing that ass and those tits.
>>699696207
>Wouldn't take Iowa that fast
But she's a fast battleship
>I'll try to visit someday maybe in a couple years with what I plan to do
>>699696478
>Lucian
Youmuus Black Cleaver into crit
>Nope! Go bug archer or lancer
>>699696773
Hey Moka
>>699696445
It's easier enough to ignore. Let fags be fags and you can just avoid their shitfest.
Last night, though... wew. Whole lot of butthurt and shit being slung.
>>699696552
I'm excited for my next beer.
>>699696701
Read more carefully next time you want to shit on someone.
>>699696736
Cancer is everywhere. Not just the internet. Quality of life is plummeting.
Oh well. What can you do?
Drink more, probably. Drugs.
>>699696773
Whatever you want, I guess. I'm not your daddy.
>>699696792
I got a lot of things, sweetcheeks. 99 problems but a bitch aint one
:(
>>699697018
lad
>>699697045
Hi Dio.
>>699697192
That is a really pretty image spike
>>699697192
>beer
>not whiskey
You'll never get anywhere like that
>>699696904
Just her hair and amazing blue eyes are adorable.
>>699697210
M u g i
>>699697373
K i r i n o
Hello everybody
>no life here
>claimed
>>699697192
True, I saw.
>>699697045
They are pretty nice.
>>699697192
Is it quality of life that's plummeting, or our expectations rising? Sure I feel like shit a bunch, hate my life, hate how I feel. But when I stop and sit and empty my head, look around and take a breath. God damn is it magical how everything fits together.
>>699697178
Cool, thanks
>But I wanna be YOUR master
>;-;
>Trying again!
>>699696640
Pretty good, if not a tad tired. You?
>>699697178
I'll take her fast, but not THAT fast.
>Wew boy, hopefully I'll be more financially stable by then.
>>699697648
Roll for saber master.
>>699697192
I shit on whoever i please.
>>699697373
Yes, good taste.
brb
>>699695980
Just some family issues. Nothing too much to worry about.
>I supposedly know who you were before you switched.
Well shit. I know that I lurked for some time, but I honestly don't know how that slipped my mind. I'm going to take a guess and say Kazuki.
>>699696401
Eh, it happens.
>>699697018
Is that even the proper usage of the word? Wouldn't it be "You committed heresy first"?
Roll for saber master!
>>699697178
Hey saber
>>699697192
But i want to crash this thread with no survivors
>>699697641
Wowza!>>699697243
Nyet
>>699697307
There's a lot of quality fanart out there for this bastard.
>>699697320
I don't get liquor drunk on weekdays. Just looking to relax.
>>699697585
I may have helped a little... though they had it mostly under control. Always nice to see the 'oldfags' get their panties in a twist about what waifu should be and what it is now.
>>699697643
I've always blamed technology, but never really thought about it until recently.
It's making everything easier. We've evolved to work hard and long hours in order to survive. Now, we have all sorts of shit to do the rough work for us.
Shit to keep our mind occupied and bodies static. Not to mention all the chemicals, manufactured foods and generally unhealthy shit we put into our bodies and the shit in the air.
I personally hate living in such populated area, even though my city is only about 52k. One of these days, I'm just going to check out of society and be a hermit somewhere for a while.
Too much noise and pressure of society.
>>699697741
Have fun with that.
>>699697961
Whatever trips your trigger. Just don't be a fag, I guess.
>>699697648
Never calm down lad there's only one anon that I'll allow to be my master without trips
>>699697720
Kek its not like I'll live there. If all goes well it'll probably me be visiting while I'm in the town since I plan on being navy
>>699697740
See above
>>699697807
>Family issues
I know that pain all too well
>Kazuki
Nope try again
>>699697932
NO
>>699697961
Doing well Moka?
>>699698326
I would hope so considering how iconic he is
>>699698326
It's honestly just a thread, I enjoy watching it.
It's time to sleep
Feeling rather blue today.
I'll be lurking probably.
>>699698493
Fuck quality
>>699698510
Cheer up, fellow. Remember your waifu loves you a bunch.
>>699698664
Are you the Spidey anon from ages ago? That came to these threads?
>>699698326
I've lived in a small town for the most of my life, I recommend it. It's almost isolation, but not enough to drive you crazy.
Try and find a wooded farming area with population about 40k, a city an hour away to mimic the surroundings I'm in. You can take a drive an see farmers with no electricity to a mansion for the rich.
>>699698456
Yes!
>Roll
>>699698347
Was it a shipfu?
>If so, I honestly wouldn't remember the names.
>So many fucking names.
>>699698510
You aren't alone, Shizuru.
>>699698664
There's hardly any of it.
>>699698849
Nope not a ship
>>699698493
Hank-sama, are you an oldfag?
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNJgFETHo4g
>>699698978
See ya later, Goodnight!
>>699697932
Can I be your master?
>>699698954
No.
>>699698456
Getting a little dopple, there.
>>699698493
Enjoy, hm? Kind of strange. the shitfest can be interesting at times.
>>699698510
Drink beer.
>>699698839
I would rather a very small community without a neighbor for a few miles. No vehicles or airplanes to pollute the air. A lot of untouched nature to just chill and unwind.
I don't like the constant noise of cities. I'd rather listen to nature.
I would rather live off merit of skill. Working the land.
>>699699185
Not much to do, good pass time.
>>699698838
Probably not, can't recall.
>>699698856
It comes with the territory. People come here to unleash the worst parts of themselves. Freud called it the id. I think it's cathartic to let all that inner crap out occasionally.
>>699699149
If you want me dead inside.
>To late!
>Zozzle.
I'm a cam whore. Remember.
>>699699185
Go be one of those wild men in Washington state! You can do that too.
>>699698456
Looking at SS so ya i cant complain
>>699699166
What threads do you like or post in
>>699698937
The only others I can think of are Manako, Rias, Panty, or old Emi. If none of those are correct, then I give up.
>>699699568
YOU'RE IN THE SS THREAD TOO?
>>699699400
Yeah.
>>699699597
This one.
>>699699470
Hmm.. Okay then. Let's make things interesting.
>Now YOU'RE my master
>>699699679
Nope I was the old Tohsaka anon
>>699699568
SS?
>>699699339
Shit, there's a lot better things to pass the time with. Drink beer.
>>699699350
Pleb tier.
>>699699470
Already in Wisconsin. If I were to go anywhere, it would be Colorado in the mountains.
On top of a flat peak with crisp air and a bit of snow. Clean meadows for a few acres then a nice treeline. Streams for fresh water and such.
Of course, guns with plenty of ammunition and a dank cabin to live in. Electricity wouldn't matter so much. Maybe enough for plumbing. Skylights and huge windows would be enough for light, as the sky would be lit up with the moon and stars.
No a soul around to bother me.. God damn I need that. Just be ME and not worry about anyone elses shit.
>>699699880
toe sock ah
Cirno claim
>>699700101
Rarely do that.
>>699699856
Show everyone your body every day, ask them what they'd do to you, and if they want more. Do this on omegle under the tag "slave"
>Those were fun times.
>>699700101
A great scene spike, I hope you'll find your peace through isolation. I really do!
>>699699880
Do you mean Tohsaka Rin? Now you've lost me.
>>699700379
Yeah the one that occasionally passes through here now is a new one.
>I started posting back in June for reference as Tohsaka
But yeah we're both heretics
>>699700277
O_O
>Forgive me master, but I am not as brave as you...
>>699698347
>Navy
Wew, well there's plenty of those bases around here.
>>699700582
It's more stupidity, teenage hormones, and lack of guidence that led to that.
>I wonder of my old AIM account is still active.
>>699700727
Exactly. If I ever get stationed there around the SoCal area I'll try to meet up with ya sometime. Maybe Iowa too
>>699700224
Hink Hall not drink beer? you're a poor representation. I bet you don't even mow the lawn.
>>699700277
Aye, me too. I'm not confident enough to just walk into the wilderness and survive, though. A bit of financial security would help me along for gear and shelter. A bank account to fall back on. Otherwise, being free would be the liberation I need. I need to look into that..
>>699700544
Nothing wrong with being a heretic. You're a faggot, is all. Everyone here is a faggot, so it's meh.
>>699700772
>AIM
I wonder if I still remember my password.. My autist childhood pssword was guko12, because I couldnt spell.
>>699700772
Well, do you have anything else in mind?
>>699700947
Beer tastes good and fills me up, I want to keep my form and I save it. I mow my lawn weekly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Riux5tIkbM
There are many things that need to be erased.
>>699700947
>Spike with the finger gun
Kek
>Saber
>>699700947
It's a tough life to just walk away.
Takes prep for some, others just jump un.
>Kek
I don't even know, I think my pass was just password, oh no, it was rocker_13 because I thought underscores were cool.
>>699700955
No I dont, sorry but I'm just a slut. Not really master material.
>>699700544
>June.
I'm starting to remember something, but it's very faint.
>>699700905
Well let me know m8, I've got the bike so long distances are no problem anymore.
>>699701283
>just a slut
W-Wew there...
>>699701591
It's true. I'd give my body at the drop of a dime at this point.
>Just need to ask, I'm giving up slowly
>>699701055
I drink plenty of beer and am not a gross flab. Cardio keeps fat low.. if only I could do more, but the coffin nails are firmly in wood.(cigs)
Also the good amount of 5+ hours of manual labor keep me from being a blob. My diet is atrocious. If I was a couch tater, I cant imagine.. Experienced enough fat in high school. Lost all that sweet, tight, prime pussy.
I DID manage to hit a 10/10 once. Oh god was she ever fucking gorgeous. Couldnt hold on to her, though. Too young. Too pretty.
>>699701181
>Beng
>>699701283
I've had my fair share of really lame named, too...
ChronoCrossSword
Every called me Sword and idk why.
I miss AOL :< Those chats were the shit. Met my first internet gf.
Got my first ban because I told someone to fuck off for insulting FF8
I think I was 10¿
>>699701388
>Remebering slowly
Well that's progress
>That image is too fucking cute for my own good
>>699701503
Never rode a motorcylcs before that'll be an experience
He's so tall and handsome as hell. He's so bad but he does it so well.
>>699701712
Asking again on a whim
>Telegram or here, your choice
>>699701903
I don't wanna risk gaining more weight. Instead of cigs, try cigars. Funner. Never was interested in women.
>>699702004
KILLER KEEEEMSTAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR.
>>699702378
I hope get into a noose. In fact. GEEEEEEEET ROOOOIIIGGGHHHT INTO THE NOOOOSE.
>>699702143
I'm not classy enough for cigars. I like to inhale.
Practice a martial art, do it with dedication and you won't gain more weight.
Where's Esdeath? I want to learn more about how he got so fucked up.
>>699699712
I was finished with a video
I love that shit so much
>>699699880
Straight shota
>>699702749
esdeath went to sleep a while ago
>>699702811
Fuckin forgot my pic