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Life Advice. Post age and what advice would you give for life.

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Life Advice.

Post age and what advice would you give for life. Let it be something you experienced first hand.
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Dont let him humiliate you in front of every one. Punch him in the face
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Don't be fat
Don't trust that bitch- she'll cheat on you
Fuck girls always when you have an opportunity, not when you think it's "the one"
And the most important-
Don't drink that milk from last month, even if it is a bet and you get $50 for it. It's not worth it
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Always have a pack of gum on you when you go out.
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>>699652146
>Fuck girls always when you have an opportunity, not when you think it's "the one"

I used to believe in this. Then I caught the incurable.
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>>699651028
Remember, time means shit in a relationship.
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>>699652322
why?
>>699652510
mind to elaborate ?
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>>699652322
Settle down, Doublemint Dave
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>>699651028
>30
>If you're going to another country to visit, live like the locals. Extra money in your pocket when you get back from your trip is better than drinking some overpriced wine which you piss after a couple of hours.
>live within your means
>try not to use credit card. If you need to get something online, use the prepaid ones. Less stress.
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>>699651028
>10
>never fucking touch internet
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>>699651028
Always believed in yourself
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>>699652567
You can be years with a girl, be loyal to her, trying to change for better, but the moment she loses interest, its over.
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>>699653070
>9
>Waifu from putin
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>>699652146
This and also use a condom. We don't want an army of /b/tards any soon. Many of us are wizards and will end without spreading. A small minority will have fucked up kids who will then g on to be themselves /btards
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>>699651028

Stay away from Pakis. They're all smelly, lying and deceitful. They're cheaper than Jews and their smiles are hollow.

Source: 42 years old, raised in Pakistani school, Pakistani neighbourhood, have worked in Pakistani workplaces
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>>699652946
+1
>>699653179
I get it now.
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>>699652322
God damn it doublemint dave.
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>>699651028
>>699651028
29 years old.
My advice is you gotta lift a lot of weight to get swole as fuck
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>>699651028
25 and never gamble. If you do gamble though, in UK, you can always get a debt relief order to write off debt between £10,000 - £20,000. Credit rating will be fucked though.
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>>699653179
painful truth
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Sex is overated
Is not worth to be upset for small things
You should exercise
Try to be nice to people
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>>699653397
This is bullshit, in England, pakis are the friendliest guys ive met. I am on friendly terms with a few from 2 different shops and they give me discounts and always fun to talk to.
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>>699653179
Are you me? This is awkward as fuck. 4 and a half years into yellow fever. She dumps me for a sandnigger.
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>>699651028

You always have a choice, and when you have to look someone in the eye and tell them you fucked up, you won't be able to say "the right choice wasn't convenient at the time" or "they told me to"
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>>699651028
38. be patient.
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>>699653397
oh let me guess you're blonde and look like a silly cunt who drinks more beer than he can handle on friday nights... Pakis love you because you have dat $ son
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>>699653684
>paki detected

m8 i'm british too and live in rochdale. it is a paki filled shithole and every street in every pakistani area is filled with trash and shit. they spit when you walk past with your girlfriend if she isn't fully fucking clothed yet they're constantly being done for raping 14 year old white schoolgirls. one of the shitty labour paki councillors for rochdale had his whole family go to fucking syria to try to join isis. every time i go to tesco i see them shoplifting. every. single. time.

you must live somewhere with one or two pakis, once there's a few of them they really start to take the piss.
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>>699653684
>>699653684
Funny cause I have Pakis living nextdoor and they let their child shit in my back garden under my bedroom window.
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>>699653684
>friendliest
lrn2 taquiyya

it's in the quran to be friendly with and deceive non muslims until you can kill them you pleb
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50

All that stuff about how life was easier back in the day before baby boomers ruined everything?

It's bullshit, stop telling yourself that.

It was hard to get jobs then too.
The difference was that our generation wasn't told that they could be anything they wanted,
so we didn't have any expectations on what life was "supposed" to be like.
We moved out of the house, lived in shit apartments, doing shit jobs,
until we got enough experience to move up in life.

So the sooner you stop making excuses for why you haven't succeeded yet, and just move on with life, the better.
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>>699654101
Well I'm from Bournemouth maybe its different here
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>>699651028
Don't be an alcoholic.
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>>699654292
that's actually wrong my friend. taquiyya is only used by chia which are just a fraction of muslims
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>33
>Join The Military And Kill Sandniggers
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>>699653684
>in England, pakis are the friendliest guys ive met

HAHAHAHAHAHA

where the fuck do you live? somewhere with one paki in a corner shop? come to a town with more than 20 of them, where all they do is fucking rape and moan and build mosques.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_sex_trafficking_gang

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Doublet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby_sex_gang

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_sex_gang

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Sex_Gang

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_sex_gang

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterborough_sex_abuse_case

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banbury_sex_gang

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aylesbury_sex_gang

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keighley_sex_gang

>pakis
>friendliest guys in england
>a few fine examples above
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When you are drained out of motivation or feeling to do something to change yoir life. Just do it, no matter how humiliating, or how much hesitation you think you will have. Make the change.
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>>699653684
You're trolling, right? 1/10 for making me respond
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>>699652872
wasnt there some thread about a gum guy named that a while ago or something like that?
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>>699654712
Triggered or what
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Accept that racism will always exist, even if it's disguised as something positive.

You don't have to forget the past but you do need to learn to move on.

Surround yourself with positive things and stuff that makes you happy.
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>>699651028

let your gf tongue your asshole
it sounds weird when you're only 14 but believe me you're going to grow into an anal master in six years but you will never have such a qt suck you like that again
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>>699653684
>>699653684

They are really friendly. In Leeds I see them at the bus station every schoolday at around 3.30-5pm sitting down next to the schoolgirls and talking to them. Then they go back to their shitty 80s Mercedes and Ford Fiestas with them.
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>>699654342
This. Motherfucking this! I'm 30 and millennials who say that makes me rage.

>there's no cellphone and ipod and other bullshit back then
>appliances are expensive but they were built to last
>people fix things
>universities have had high standards
>only smart people go to universities
>families were strong because mothers stay home and raise their family
>kids play outside because less do-gooders call CPS
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Don't be introvert.
Don't let your life be controlled by anyone else.
Show strength and some self consciousness
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>>699651028
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Dont focus on other people going toward the same goal as you. Just focus and work hard for yourself, not to beat anyone else or prove anything to anyone else
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Stay in school. It's dumb, and it's made for dumb people, but it's still the best way forward. That one's mostly for my past self.
Almost any social or political opinion has at least a little bit of truth to it. You're doing well if you see more truth in those different from you than they see in you.
Nice people are less likely to take advantage of you than jerks, but it matters much more how likely they are to face consequences than how nice they are.
Pity others and give the benefit of the doubt often, but never spare yourself any more than you must to maintain some self-esteem. Complacency kills.
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>>699655056
same in rochdale. i was walking home from work two weeks ago and caught one in a bush, he was about 20 and with a girl who looked about 13. they were just gawping at me mid grope and i just shook my head and kept walking because fuck it. say anything and you're racist, don't need the trouble.
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>>699655167
>don't be an introvert
It's hard when you're a conservative and you live in Toronto. You could trigger someone without even knowing it. Fuck this city!
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>>699655317
I've lost my respect to public schools here in Toronto. They're promoting degeneracy to kids.
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>>699651028
If you ever find yourself saying "I can find better then her"
>Stop
No you can't, because if you could you would have.
So appreciate what you have.
Because you may find yourself saying she was the best I ever "had".
>a forewarning
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Don't be a faggot and wait to get your license
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>>699653684
There must be something in the English air, because they behave like total savages everywhere else in the world. Wait a minute... don't they rape and abuse little girls in England by the tens of thousands?
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>>699654352

Come to Bolton, I'll let you stay over to get the full experience. First thing in the morning this is what wakes you up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrcuWqw2tT8

After that it's the call to prayer a few times a day ringing out over the beautiful British hills.
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>>699655733
>>699654712
>>699655802

no, as you can see they are lovely people
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>>699652146
>Fuck girls always when you have an opportunity, not when you think it's "the one"
then realize casual sex is overrated af, and is only good 30% of the time. get bored of it and a bit depressed and go back to searching for the one.
Then realise you've been friends with the one for the longest time but you never noticed and you didn't even think of her that way.
fuck sex dude.
She's so perfect you would wait all the time of your life for her, because when someone is the definition of perfection it's impossible to not fall in love with them no matter how hard you try.
Then you'll see this is what love really is, it's not the bs you see in movies, it's not the classically romantic dates. It's chilling and talking shit while you wait for the machines at the laundromat to be over. It's the going to parties until the sun comes out, grabbing some egg mc muffins and enjoying the silence. It's the climbing a tree because when was the last time you climbed a tree. Is the actually enjoying small talk. is the not wanting sex just to get laid, it's the wanting to be able to express your love in a physical way.

>TL;DR
You're never too young to find the one, when you do, you'll know, because you'll also understand what love is.
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>>699654871
You're right. Europe needs to learn to tolerate this type of behavior. After all, it's their culture, and it's quite enriching tbh.
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>>699651028
21/ Don't try to start a relationship when feeling lonely, be sure you actually like the person.
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Take the road test, you couldve had your license 5 months ago but you forgot
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>>699653555
this
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>>699652146
hahahaha the edge
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>21
Traps are superior to vanilla women
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>>699651028
38 yr oldfag here, not going to read the thread so there may be some redundancies, Gonna strip it down to a few real basic, important things. Some I learned through experience, some I learned watching my family/friends go through

>don't stick dick in crazy
>life isn't all about money, it's about relationships, memories and experience
>pay your taxes
>don't get hung up on a bitch, there are literally billions of them out there
>treat your future self like you would a dear friend, or family member.
>if your family doesn't suck, stay close to them. Your parents love you, (unless they don't), and your siblings will be the closest link to you past you will ever have.
>ANYTHING is ok in MODERATION, it's ok to enjoy yourself, just don't go ham
>don't get married unless you are willing to give up yourself to being married.
>if you do get married and end up with kids, that is your new primary goal and objective in life, nothing else will be. So think about it before jumping into family life
>super serious relationships if you're younger than 25 is a bad idea, you're still a kid, chances are he/she is too. I don't care how cool, experienced you think you are.
>if you get the opportunity, travel, learn about world around you
>confidence is hot. Be comfortable in your own skin, don't get hung up on things you cannot control.
>take care of yourself. Eat as well as you can, work out if/when you can
>again, moderation, you don't have to go crazy.
>remember that the people around you are just people, just like you, going through the same type of experience you are. Be nice to them, don't make assumptions, you can't ever really be too sure why someone has done something they have, or why they are the way they are.

Finally there is something I always think to myself when making a choice a decision. It sounds gay AF but hasn't let me down yet.
>do the right thing, in all things.
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>>699656183
You're a fag and you're scared that your friends and family would judge and disown you, so, you make yourself believe that traps are better.
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>>699654709
Thanks man.. People like you make the world more peaceful one sandnigger at a time
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>>699654101
From Manchester here. Don't blame Pakistan for making your town shit, it's just a shit place. Also your females are crazy as fuck, not the good kind.
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>>699651028
26. Don't become alcoholic during college if you can help it.
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>>699656765
>implying the females are somehow different 11 miles away in manchester
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>>699656765
Rochdale is in Greater Manchester you knob jockey
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>>699655643
Well that's highly subjective I would say.
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>>699656469
REAL IMPORTANT:
>do the right thing, in all things.

Don't fuck people over just for the sake of it, even if they deserve it. People are just people. Don't be a dick.
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>>699657090
Unless you're dealing with a mudslime. Never trust a mudslime.
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>>699651028
20. Don't fall in love with a girl who's getting married in a week and don't stay up all night cuddling with her in your bed the day before her wedding.
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>>699655643
Dude I needed this advice so long ago.. Why were you fapping to traps instead? Fucking faggot
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24

Nothing is free
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>>699657262
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>>699657339
Story time, faggot. do it!
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>>699657497
Well?
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>>699651028

30 years old.

Check your car's fluids every day. Make it a part of your morning routine. You'll extend the live of your automobile by at least 100k miles.
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>>699652946
>don't use credit card
Terrible advice
It's important to build credit
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>>699655899
I hope you're right. I don't think you're right.
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>>699651028
where can i get the garlic-cheese bread in the pic? this shit is my thing...
im 28, advice:
NEVER change a winning team
dont talk about your winning team, others will try to take over
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From the future.

Dont shut the door when youre mom changes. she trying to fuck too /b/
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>>699657805
If you can pay it, sure. Unfortunately, majority of credit card holders are digging themselves in debt. You could also build a good credit with phone and cable companies.
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>>699655899
this nigga right. casual sex gets real old, real fast. I am:
>>699656469

I look way younger than I am and went through a phase where I was banging 18-22 yr olds all the time when I around 30-ish.

Get super old, super quick. Also makes you feel like shit. I mean, it's one thing to go out and get laid cause you need to get laid, sure yeah we all do that. But it isn't a contest to see how many chicks you can fuck.
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Turn your hobby into a business; If you collect comic books or other collectibles? buy, sell, and trade. You like dirt bikes or 4x4s? Learn how to weld. Play an instrument? Learn how to set-up and refurbish junk gear for profit.

If you have a skill that most other people don't, you can ride out tough times in your other profession.
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>>699657500
I fell in love with a girl who had the same feelings for me back. She had been with the same guy for 3 years and he was losing interest in her. We became incredibly close, and I admitted my feelings for her at 7AM (a couple hours after we hung out from 2AM-5AM) and she came over to my place. We cuddled untill 11AM and she told me she was too afraid of change to call off the wedding. I went to the wedding, and left. I came back a couple hours later to their house while people were just hanging out and drinking, I had drank an entire leter of wine and didn't eat anything that day because I was so upset about the situation. I threw shit and broke shit, I told everyone about my love for her, and I completely ruined her wedding night. She blocked me and told me to never contact her again. That was 2 weeks ago and I've been really fucking sad about it.
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Don't fuck the trap or try to have sex with a male. It's seriously not worth it and the pornogs make it seem like it's okay.
It's not. It is gay as fuck. You're not gay for doing it but, you will be gay if you enjoy it. Enjoying it means you're part of the problem now.
Don't do it.
Also, just fucking talk to her. It doesn't hurt and if you get closure/rejected you'll feel a lot better than wonder. Also, you won't hate your self for not talking to her.
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>>699651028
42. don't get married. >EVER
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>>699658525
Literally, it's the only thing I want in life.
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>>699658640
don't do it.
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>>699651028
28.

Dont use a credit card unless you have the money on hand to pay it back. Do so immediately.

Do not accept credit limit increases. If you need it, its a good sign you will fuck it up.

Start researching now how to start your own business. Its as easy as importing cheap coffee from africa and mailing it to amazon to sell for you. The internet and globalisation lets you cut the corporation out of anything now. You can provide any service for a better wage than any company can pay. More if you can get a skill from on the job training then take off on your own.

Women happen if you keep meeting them. If they dont, youre searching out of your league. Dont worry about them.

Psychology is a reputable field of science that is hidden behind shit tonnes of pop psychology thats pseudoscientific bullshit. If your life sucks, your family doctor, yes, a physician, can help, its that well understood. A blood test can reveal some mental illnesses.

Don't buy a house unless its in a booming area and youll get a real turn around and you can afford it. The market is shit and rents not so bad. Invest the savings instead.

Healthy eating consists of lean meat and fresh produce. Gmos are safe. Stick to that as much as you can. Learn to cook. Its extremely easy. If you cant, cook asian. Its literally add this much of these 4 ingredients, and fry meat in it. Cheap delicious and good for you.

Read books. Self directed research on the internet always leaves you with wide gaps in your knowledge because you will always pick and choose.

Forget politics. You aren't qualified to talk about it. I have an education in political science. I know enough to know Youre all wrong about all of it and im not even qualified to comment.

Everyone thinks theyre the good guy. Period.

Someone will always think youre "that guy". Stop trying to be perfect.
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24. Go into college right after high school.
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>>699657500
This is her. Can you imagine having this grip you tightly, laying with you in bed, cuddling with you? Having her look into your eyes for 5 seconds with nothing but the look of love and then have her kiss you? She did that with me, and now I can never see her again. I miss her so much.
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>>699655257
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>>699658245
It's her fault, too. Why would she play with you like that? Just call off the wedding if she's really into you. Sure, it would upset people but it's better than she's cheating now or later because she's not really into her now husband
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>>699658804
THIS

and get a real degree...not some faggot ass liberal arts degree in "gay african women's art appreciation"
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>>699657339
dude you posted this days ago on a same thread I started I think we need story here. Full details. Green text please
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>>699651028
Work hard at school and get paid many times what your peers get for almost no work.
The more highly qualified you are the better.
BSc and PhD here, work as an Astronomy lecturer at Wolfson college Cambridge.
By best friend from school always arsed around and he picks up rubbish for the council.
I get paid 7x what he does and all I do is talk to people who don't know if I'm right or not and then mark their work.
I also get 14 weeks of paid holidays and I met my wife at Uni and she makes £1.2M per annum.
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>>699656469
I like you.
Wait, uhhh faggot.
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>>699658914
Why would you not want to. Now you can pretty much have sex when her husbands out and not have to worry about the stupid couple bullshit.
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33.

Escorts are fucking awesome. Use them.

That's really about the only advice I need to give.

Most of you are young and stupid and are gonna come at me with "b-but muh paying for sex is beta!" shit. Putting aside the fact that that's bullshit and tons of famous and successful people do it, you don't realize how much of a quality of life thing it is.

You don't realize how much time and energy you spend on women. You don't realize how little control you actually have over your own sex life. You don't realize how incredible literally never having to think about women at all and being able to get sex whenever you want is. You don't realize how great being able to fuck women who look the way you want and will do the things you want is.

Escorts. They will make you 100% happier. I guarantee it.
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>>699651028
noko
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32. Try to end up with someone you can reason with, rather than someone you can't stop fucking.
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>>699658914
Sorry to hear that mate. But she played with your feelings. If she truly loved you she would have done one of the two things.
1- Cancel the weeding and marry you.
2- Give you the cold shoulder and not get close to you in that way. Since she knew she can't be with you she should have let your heart at peace.
You deserve better /b/ro pick yourself up
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>>699655643
I did this. She eventually left me after 4 years. Does not matter if your better than her, shits going to end anyway
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>>699659462

If you just want sex that's good advice.

Do you see yourself having a family in the end at all?
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>>699659462
LOL! charlie sheen said it best...

"i don't pay hookers for sex, i pay them to leave"

now he has the AIDS
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>>699659304
this, had me till the end. I get the idea though.
>still gay though
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26

>Always prefer to learn from personal experience, especially the younger you are. It's important to have a point of reference for many situations that may follow in your life

>Pain is a friend. If you do something you should be able to, but you are in pain, you need to fix it. I used to have a severe backpain from sitting practically most of my day. Now that I exercise my worst pain is usually from muscle restoration/growth, which is good and it feels good.

>If you haven't, learn to exercise. Don't go to the gym, go outside and run. You 'll get better stamina (which is good for everything), your muscles will feed on oxygen, you ll kill some of your time that you'd be bored and at the very fucking least you will pick up the number one skill for avoiding bad situations on the streets.

>Honesty is the best way to live your life with. You don't have to remember compounding lies all the time or live in an unsatisfying manner. You don't have to pay mistakes, reinforced by bad luck. And if you are wrong on something, or have something you need to learn, it's the best way to get feedback.

>Learn basic survival skills. It doesn't matter if you live in the center of your capital or the most far away farm in the most rural area of the country, knowing how to cook, clean/maintain shit (house, car, sinks etc) is your key to never end up homeless or dependent.

>Don't smoke. Even if it's just for weed there are a lot better alternatives that are more easily concealed than fucking cigarettes. On the same note, do weed. Do it until you learn to relax and be able to release your more creative sides. For me it widened my tasting palette, made exercise into an adventure, also allowed me to get into more types of music, and arts. Weed makes you more open to things and for that you need to be always at alert, but if you do it right it enhances your experiences

>Everything in moderation!
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>>699657941
explain please.
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>>699651028
age 30
my advise for you op: always always always always poop standing up


> will change your life forever
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>>699658734
>I have an education in political science. I know enough to know Youre all wrong about all of it and im not even qualified to comment.
But you commented about it anyway and told us (who may happen to be right) that we are arbitrarily wrong. You should have studied English at whatever community college left you uneducated on the subject you studied for a number of years.
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>>699653483
kek
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age: 20
1) hope life gets better when you turn 21 when you can pick up guys at the bar to fuck
2) don't be fat
3) whites are superior
4) guys will literally fuck anything
5) don't use 4chan
6) your selfies fucking suck
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>>699659002
>>699658245
>>699658914

We had so much fun together before I ruined everything. Her boyfriend (before he was her husband) worked all day and then directly after work would go out and catch pokemon with his friends until 3AM. All he did was get angry and annoyed at her the whole week before their wedding and he spent no time with her.

We played horror games together, danced to the song "you spin me right round, we sat out on the deck and watched a thunder/lightning storm happen while we shared half a sub together, we had a little bonfire together and baked cookies, got high, got drunk, held hands (I don't remember holding her hand, I was so drunk that night but she told me that I did a few days later, when we were cuddling) and we talked about our lives. We talked about our childhood, our insecurities, religion, our favorite memories from the past, a shitload of stuff. At 12 AM I even biked to the store to buy her some chips and dip because she wanted some but was really depressed from her terrible day at work. She was so happy that I did that for her, she told me that nobody has ever gone out of their way for her like that before.

In the end, she told me that she couldn't live without him. She said she was suicidal without him and that she just can't change her life so drastically. Now I'm left back on my lonesome.

>>699659324
>>699659002
>>699658960
>>699657500
>>699659616

I just want to hear from her again, just one more time. I want to be her friend again.
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17
Don't ever be with a girl that fucks up your mental state and gets you depressed because of her problems, also don't judge like a retard, even if everyone around you does it
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>>699651028
Best thread I have ever come across in /b/ or maybe I wasn't looking right
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>>699658734
>28
meto
>Dont use a credit card unless you have the money on hand to pay it back. Do so immediately.
Agreed
>Do not accept credit limit increases. If you need it, its a good sign you will fuck it up.
yea thats always good
Start researching now how to start your own business. Its as easy as importing cheap coffee from africa and mailing it to amazon to sell for you. The internet and globalisation lets you cut the corporation out of anything now. You can provide any service for a better wage than any company can pay. More if you can get a skill from on the job training then take off on your own.
Starting a local bussiness is easier then that. but still a good idea though.

>Women happen if you keep meeting them. If they dont, youre searching out of your league. Dont worry about them.
Im completely sick of them tbh
>Psychology is a reputable field of science that is hidden behind shit tonnes of pop psychology thats pseudoscientific bullshit. If your life sucks, your family doctor, yes, a physician, can help, its that well understood. A blood test can reveal some mental illnesses.
I may have to try this
>Don't buy a house unless its in a booming area and youll get a real turn around and you can afford it. The market is shit and rents not so bad. Invest the savings instead.
Implying I want to sell to my house
>Healthy eating consists of lean meat and fresh produce. Gmos are safe. Stick to that as much as you can. Learn to cook. Its extremely easy. If you cant, cook asian. Its literally add this much of these 4 ingredients, and fry meat in it. Cheap delicious and good for you.
Who doesnt know that????
>Forget politics. You aren't qualified to talk about it. I have an education in political science. I know enough to know Youre all wrong about all of it and im not even qualified to comment.
Okay its time to stop
>Everyone thinks theyre the good guy. Period.
I really am though good and evil is just a perception.
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>>699660164
>Someone will always think youre "that guy". Stop trying to be perfect.
Im not even trying at this point.
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>>699659780
Well, personally,,I hate kids and I think it'd be cruel to subject one to having me as a dad. I'd make the little bastard's life a living hell.

The point is, you don't look for women. You fuck your escorts, you go out and do your thing, live your life. In the course of doing so, you'll meet some women. You will wind up dating some. That's fine. Just don't go out of your way for them.

>>699659792
He was barebacking trannies and shit, though. Don't do that. Use reputable, high-end girls, and wrap your shit up.
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>>699659984
Man fuck her. She's being fucked by her husband right now while you're here on /b/.
You don't need her in your life. If she wasn't such a bitch she would be with you right now.
Don't you dare accept her in your life again. It will only ruin you. And if she gets kids and gets a divorce don't you fucking dare take her. you're worth better than this faggot
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>>699659984
No. Why would you want to hurt yourself again? Remember, she can't be honest with her husband. If they end up divorced and she came back to you, do you think that she won't do what she had done to her now husband if she lost interest to you?
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>>699659616
She did do that. I had no idea she had really deep feelings for me, she hid it so well until the night before the wedding. I told her about my feelings for her, she took a little while to respond to it but she she "Are you home?" And I said yes. That's when she came over and we cuddled.
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>>699659616
>1- Cancel the weeding and marry you.
Dude, pic related.
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>>699660045
You're 17. Don't give advice. You're a kid. It's not love. It's infatuation.
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>>699651028
I'm 30 years old.

The secret to happiness is knowing when not to care about something.
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>>699660333
She tried really hard to resist her feelings for me. It wouldn't have happened if her husband would have given her literally any attention at all.
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every day there are hundreds (if not thousands) of things that should kill me, but somehow my dumb ass avoids all of it. i've started thinking of it as outsmarting death, dodging fate's punches. every day that i'm alive is a big ol "fuck you" to nature, probability, and my own mortalilty. 28, had chronic depression for the past 7 years, still kickin B)
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>>699659848

Thats easy to explain.

Politics is a full time job like any other that requires skill and experience, you couldnt grasp any of it unless youve done the job, because you dont know the first thing that goes into it. Also the general population are idiots that respond to rhetoric, so thats what they give you. Basically nothing they say is at all whats going to happen. That doesnt mean any party wont do good things, just that even if you like what they say, they arent giving you the whole picture.

Liberals believe any dumb shit you tell them, conservatives believe nothing smart you tell them.

And it shouldnt be amazing to you that someone can be educated in something and learn that "its way more complicated than anyone is making it, and everyones pretty much wrong." in fact if you are educated in anything at all, you'll find the same truth.
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If you start to hate your degree part way through, don't just stick it out and finish for the sake of it. Switch to something that isn't going to make you miserable or will at least have a lot of different jobs for you to choose from.

Basically, don't take teaching unless you're absolutely certain you want to do it. Otherwise, you'll hate life and work way too hard for way too little.
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>>699652364
same here i got genital herpes type 2 thanks to that and to top it off she was the one at the time.
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>>699659973
My advice: don't give advice when you're 20. You don't know shit about shit.
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>>699660542
Then be fucking honest to her husband. OY, CUNT! YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO ME ANYMORE! LET'S CANCEL THE WEDDING. IT WON'T LAST. The only words she needed to say.. But no.. She didn't do that. What happened? She ruined you emotionally and mentally.
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>>699660268

Good advice, hope you get what you want out of life anon
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>>699652364
Ew...you fell....in "love"?
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>>699660542
How does it feel to be used like a disposable piece of shit to just mollify a retarded cunt?

Someone said it earlier: don't stick your dick into crazy.
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>>699660356
Or she just wanted to feel you before her weeding. You know not to regret it after she's with a man.
My point. Remove her from your life
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>>699660045
17 huh. I know thisll roll of your back, but you dont know shit bud.

Stick to reading for this thread.
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>>699651028
Dont eat that with your Hands unless you let it cool down a little. It's fuckin hot!
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>>699660921
Yes she did.
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If you're not happy, change shit. If you keep being unhappy you haven't changed enough shit.
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>>699660164
>who doesnt know this

In my circles, lots of people it seems. Your reality will differ.

>its all perception

Exactly.
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>>699659302
you're what's wrong with the world. If you're a lecturer and all you care about is money you should feel ashamed.
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>>699651028
>25
Your happiness is the most important thing
You don't have to do what people tell you
Stop getting your tits in a tangle
Social media is a lie
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>>699651028
20
Kill yourself before you start to care too much.
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>>699658525
aha yeah i never understood why in 2016, people were still doing that shit. i mean its getting clear this makes people miserable
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30
Don't waste time in college until you know what you want to do for real.
Stay in fucking shape, eat like you did growing up, but its OK to splurge sometimes.
Don't start relationships with sex.
Don't date girls out of loneliness.
Once you get your head right, become a firefighter. You will be fulfilled as fuck, and you have always wanted to be like dad, but now things in Firefighting have changed and you will never get a job doing it competing against these young motherfuckers.
Don't start smoking, its a waste of time and is the start of your downward health spiral.
That slut you dated wanted to fuck, but be sure to wear a rubber.
Beth wants to fuck too, be sure to do it, even if its not until she gets divorced later.
Carrie wanted to fuck you that entire time. Go for it, talk to her at least.
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>>699661146
I know it's hard. Take your time to move on but please stop contacting her. Try online dating. Just talk to other bitches to get away from her.
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>>699651028
44. If she's not the one, and you're thinking you might leaver her - do both of you a favor and get out now. Don't drag it out another 6 months. And whatever you do, don't get her pregnant.
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>>699660992
Well, who knows what we really want out of life. It's always changing, I don't think you'll ever really know until you're dying and realize you never got it,

But I seem to be overall more relaxed and happy than most of the miserable assholes inhabiting this planet.
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>>699661220
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>>699655167
I dont really think there are introverts out there who think
Oi mate. I like it introvert its better than outroverted. But that switch is no esay to reach
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>>699661220

"We won't be apart. We just... won't be together".
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>>699660450
What does my age matter when I tell you it's a fucking bad idea to get yourself emotionally attached to a girl with severe mental issues, in my case borderline and schizophrenia?
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>>699660485
>>699658804
>>699656469
>>699655899

These.
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22

If you're unhappy in your relationship, talk to your partner about it, if they really love you they'll listen and try to change for you and you should give them a chance if it's what you want but if they fail and can't be bothered to try again or can't be bothered in the first place, move on.

>but but I've been with them for *insert months - years here* and don't want it to be a waste!

Seriously, move on. You think it's rough now? Try a few more years down the line, neither of you are getting any younger, time's passing by, what happens if a kid gets thrown into the mix too? Just move on.
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17
One thing you learn from loosing someone close is that life goes on. Shit wont stop, so dont give in. Best to think people are worse then they are, lot less disappointment and you learn to provide for yourself. Always be prepared for failure and people to hate you. Form your own opinion, when you are wrong, accept it, but dont go down without a fight.
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>>699654857

Something about a guy who aways wanted to have gum for everybody, so he called hinself doublemint dave. Cringe thread or something
>>
Life has no meaning.Do whatever the fuck you want,you'll die anyways.And relish in it.
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>>699661862
and you diagnosed it? Shit son we got a medic up in this bitch.. Seriously though. I'm 25 that was good advice but you failed for making it long. That's

>don't stick your dick in crazy

kid's right you other faggots
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>>699651028

Don't trust Indian people, especially when buying cars/furniture/etc. If you are buying something, when you go to pick it up and see they are Indian, cancel the deal.
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>>699661862
It doesn't. You just generally shouldn't be giving advice when you're 17 because you don't know shit. You also shouldn't be on /b/.

Underage b&
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>>699651028
my advice would be do no start to think too deeply about life, DO NOT start to get into social science and especially not sociology and philosophy. depression and pessimism lies ahead. live your life, anon friend
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>>699651028
dont get fat
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>>699660121
thanks anon
>>
>age
27 years.

Exercise your brain, a lot. No matter what you want in life, knowledge and intelligence will help you get it.

The brain of an adolescent is very plastic and able to create strong, lasting neuro-connections relative easily.
One's ability to strengthen one's aptitude is significantly reduced past the age of around 25 years.
After that, one's ability to strengthen one's bare basic ability to do things like memorize things, calculate, all other things stemming from that is just significantly reduced.
However, one's ability to recall stored information quickly and keep long-term memory is significantly increased.
Also, one can still learn and apply various techniques to improve one's ability of memorizing things and what not.
Knowledge, intelligence, and determination can compensate for each other.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KLPxDtMqe8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiduiTq1ei8
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>>699662333
Don't thank me, you're still a faggot
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>>699661523
Oh we haven't talked in 2 weeks. Luckily she blocked me. She called me the next day and said that she can't risk losing him and told me we can never be friends again.

Here's what she said before blocking me:

"Mat were done talking. You're not welcome here anymore."
"I love Andrew, I'm sorry. I was very vulnerable and feel awful for the past week."
"I got major cold feet"

Oh and a week later I tried texting her begging for forgiveness and a second chance and she made it very clear that she never wanted to see me again:

"You told everyone about you being in love with me. Even my fuckin step sister. You ruined my wedding day. Everyone at the wedding knew. Do you know how humiliated I was?! I had to BEG for Andrew to stay with me. THEN you show up drunk as fuck and start throwing things and breaking shit! You think you'd ever be welcomed here again?! You think you deserve a second chance?! NO FUCKIN WAY"


haha those are some pretty heart crushing messages right there :^D kill me
>>
33 here.

All you have in the end are stories. Nothing else lasts. Always take an opportunity to do something that's gonna make for a good story when you're an old fuck.
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>>699662163
Her psychologist diagnosed it, I'm not some retard trying to be edgy with his ohsohard relationship
>don't stick your dick in crazy
Too fucking true
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>>699661862
I mean yea thats not bad advice
>>699662163
Atleast this nigga knows bitches are crazy. Id say thats a jump start atleast.
>>699662233
>You also shouldn't be on /b/
No one should this place is fucking horrible.
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>>699651028
22
don't start going on /b/
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>>699662096 22yr old
>>699660045 17yr old
>>699659973 20yr old
>>699658804 24yr old (a little better, not yet though).
>>>699658276 22yr old
>>699657445 24yr old
>>699656183 21 yr old
>>699656076 18 yr old
>>699655731 18 yr old
>>699655257 22 yr old
>>699654995 22 yr old

Ok kiddos, thanks for your time.
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>>699655367
Calgary cunt, same fucking thing. It's ridiculous.
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>>699662748
I was probs your age or a little less when I saw the first trap and thought "ew.. this is mental illness" and then started seeing more and more.. I love traps no homo. Tell me otherwise I don't give a fuck
25 now
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>>699662587
Yea im gonna kill myself before I turn 30 witch isnt long.
I've seen enough sad fucks at that age to know its the point of total failure and no return.
And I have more pride then that.
Plus I feel like I much too crazy to go on like this anyways.
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>>699662914
>Ok kiddos, thanks for your time.
Young people have the benefit of building off of the knowledge of older people.
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>>699651028
>Post age
Almost 20.

>Life advice
If you don't know what it is, how it works or what it does don't do anything with it until you know it.

>Story
>Be 18
>Help out at local building site
>See something like a cotrol panel in small
>Randomly press a button
>Mfw i almost killed a man with releasing the crane hook.
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>>699662556
She was scared of being alone so she made you as a rebound. She's emotionally unstable. Watch their marriage go down the trash within a year. She'll cheat on him.
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>>699662556
>THEN you show up drunk as fuck and start throwing things and breaking shit
Well you kinda deserved it anon

Anyways, here's good advice: an ex is an ex for a reason.
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>>699663042
Fuck Trudeau, man.
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>>699662096

>if a kid gets thrown in the mix

Welcome to my hell, gf of 10 years decided instead of being a mother, she wants to be 16 again, i left her and took our 3 yo. Fucking shit
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>>699661439
Yeah, you know, thats some good live advice.
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>>699662914

What's your point? Can't experience anything in life until you hit what 25?
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>>699659839
underrated post
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>>699663068
But do we ever really learn anything???
Seriously %99 of the people here will not follow this sound advice. And its sad
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>>699663104
made me lol props anon
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>>699662556
dude. You're better off without her. get a gripe of yourself damn it.
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>>699663267

The courts let you have the kid? Damn what did she do that was so fucked up they let you do that (purely on the whole, women get the rights to the kid 99.999999% of the time).

Good on you for getting the kid out though anon
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24

Kill yourself if you haven't decided on a career by now
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>>699663068
>Young people have the benefit of building off of the knowledge of older people.

Sure but these faggots think they are giving advice. A 17 yr old, or a 22 yr old doesn't know shit. The fact that they think they do proves it.
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>>699663057
ye i think i can still stay strong against that. i browse this damn website since i was an underage b&, so far no trap love. imageboards are evil though
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>>699663546

>>699663352
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>>699661431
learn how to stop text wrap on 4chan so your posts don't look retarded
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>>699663640
nigga life doesn't even get good until 25 plus. Have a little money in your pocket, maybe an education by then, probably have done some travelling. GTFO.
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