I have lurked for about 2 years before ive started posting, and in the very beginning i already knew, shitposting is the only thing i will ever do.
Also, its not cancer, id suck his dick,
Hey /b/ my birthday 18th birthday is in 0.00001 seconds
Dude I'm browsing /b/, do you think I have friends to party with?
We dont even sell that shit at my store
The downfall of /b/ is a YLYL in and of itself
Fuck you. He's not a meme. He'll never be a meme.
All my internetz sir. And I haven't given out any of those on here since 2009. Well played.
This shit's getting old. My entire family and pets should be dead at this point.
The down fall of /b/ are pricks like you that think you can tell us what to post. You are more cancer than anything else on /b/. Rather deal with the bananas then your lame ass excuses for posting shit
Why does female shit squirt out in a straight line like that? Did she have diarrhea? When I shit it's usually in the shape of, you know.... a turd. It doesn't come out liquefied in a straight line like that, what the fuck?
>for this half assed piece of shit
I have an idea to fix the idiot problem. Kill anyone who buys this. Use the "artist" for slave labor, have them make bait like this until they die, then sell the bait online and euthanize the buyers.
Fucking terrible movie anon. So long. So boring. So poorly written. Fucking emo cucklords cover a bob dylan song and make me want to spdomoze my oen ass from rage until i die because i ams an faggots from the sheer faggotry levels in that autistic magnum opis of sperglord edgecuck cinema. Watched it on a plane to paris, and when i got there the city literally wasnt as fucking faggoty as that fagfagging faggetron king fagfuck of a movie. Great comics. Legendarily autistic movie. The acting was the only saving grace but the lines were so cheesy i got diabetes and had to amputate my own cock on the airplane with the help of a stewardess. That movie is the equivalent of doing a shit ton of cocaine, painting your dick blue, putting a bag on your head smeared with your own cum and shit, and running around hot topic trying to fuck the clothing racks while SCREAMING mcr lyrics and shoving jack skellingtimtum paraphernalia up your rectum.
You probably watch Uncle Grandpa and fucking masturbate to how random it is.
Respond to this post and i will bring every one of your ancestor's mothers back from the grave to fist you. i hope you're happy because i had forgotten about this shit movie and now that i know someone enjoyed it im going to angrily masturbate to my hatred of you til my cock bleeds and then fling the blood and semen at children because of what a fucking mormon you are
Switch it to lesbian and I would watch the shit out of that
I brought a skewer so we can roast that pig on a rotisserie. Who brought the BBQ sauce?
My autism has advanced to nearly critical levels.
Kek I thought that was a duck at first.
Jesus, this isn't a cringe thread
A genius? A GENIUS!? KEN M. IS A FUCKING IDIOT, HE SAID THERES NO GRAVITY IN SPACE AND CANT EVEN DO PROPER SCIENCE AND MATHS HES A FUCKING IDIOT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN SAYING YOU IDIOT JUST STOP PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED NO ONE IS CONVINCED WITH YOUR STUPID BULLSHIT CALLING KEN M A GENIUS YOU IDIOT, I MEAN KEN M. IS A FUCKING IDIOT, HE SAID THERES NO GRAVITY IN SPACE AND CANT EVEN DO PROPER SCIENCE AND MATHS HES A FUCKING IDIOT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN SAYING YOU IDIOT JUST STOP PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED NO ONE IS CONVINCED WITH YOUR STUPID BULLSHIT CALLING KEN M A GENIUS YOU IDIOT
nice now I can do it telepathically
>27 year old
>walking through the city
>see 3 dumb whore
>some in skin tight shorts
>other in one so short half her ass is out
>they takin snapchat dogface pics of themselves
>look at them in disgust, thanking god i had a qt gf for 8 years now
>hoping they would cross the road without looking around and gettin instagibbed by a truck
Can someone PLEASE sauce this.5
I've been looking for it since the birth of
the ever expanding universe.
Only one more, I'll post it just for you. Of anyone has more please share. The man IS A GENIUS