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NZ Thread
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Why isn't that your flag, again?
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>>699560050
> Waa waa that flag was voted out waahaaahaahaaa
> Mommy they keep posting iiiiiit
Union flag will go
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it's a beautiful symbol for the godzone we have.

anybody know where to score buds atm? real dry around here
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Bitch I know wont shut up about how these two brits asked her about the "feather" on the other one. Next she says it Imma going to ask her if she "corrected their ignorance or gloried in it".
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Kek
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new cuckland
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Why are IDs even gone?
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>>699561012
ID BRO GOOD TO SEE U CUZZ
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>>699560050
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>>699561171
extensive research shows that no one likes him
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>>699561171
That's not him bro..
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Dunedin here, some cheeky cunt was a bit keen at the central cuntdown, kek.
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I'm fucking bored, wish it was a week from now for unspecified reasons.
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I want to fuck my mum
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Lads! How are we, chch up in hurrrrrr
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>>699563007
AM DENNY?
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>>699561430
we could have told you that without wasting time on a survey
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886
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Add me yall
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>>699561430
>>699563463
samefag. kek.
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>>699560050
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>>699563663
what does that even mean
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>>699563851
it means stop replying to yourself looooooool.
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>>699563932
your autism is showing
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Back that ass up to my face
Would suck out her farts
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>>699560340
Maybe, but it won't be the one that faggot Key picks.
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>>699564267
spotted the virgin. she's ugly af
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>>699564267
damn son moar?
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This is the worst nz thread I've seen in a while and that's saying something.
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>>699564361
Don't care what she looks like, anon
She's a mean fuck though
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>>699564533
MODS
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>three hours till $1 hot dog
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>>699564887
Stay strong, almost here.
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these threads are shit now
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>>699564887
You Already had a cup of diabetes and now you want a log of cholesterol? Are you trying to suicide, Anon? There's quicker methods.
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>>699565081
>now
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>>699565081
supply oc and stop bitching

>>699565000
checked
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>>699565121
Im going to eat at least 4 logs of cholesterol get it right.
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>>699562395
Indian. Guarantee
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>>699565139
dont make me cuck you fgt
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>>699565322
Nah, it's probably one of the Dunedin cringelords who post here.
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>>699565474
Unlikely. They avoid meetings...
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>>699565474
Not the age of any of the ones I know, but wouldnt put it past the others kek.
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Fucking South Island inbreds
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Where the weedle at if you know what I mean?
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>>699565744
At least my cousin is a woman you North Island faggot.
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Evening
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ITT we wait for 700000000
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>>699566243
If only we could get it for gets sake.
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http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
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>>699566154
Implying that people from the North Island only have male cousins
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Cancer
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Playing destiny for the first time.
Repetitive as fuck.
When does it git gud?
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>>699566243
it's mine
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>>699566243
/b/ has about 100 posts a minute. Still 434,000 posts to go, or 4340 min approx. That's 3 days.
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>>699566545
I was hoping to get it for race cars.
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>>699566684
try again tomorrow?
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>>699566243
Literally over 400,000 posts away..
Can you math,g ?
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>>699566811
wel you better get shit posting then fgt
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>>699566684
well, i keep posting in hope of a get tonight tbh.
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Is there any better way of getting nitrous than bloody whipped cream? Seems like whippits are illegal here which sucks
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Thread sucks. Just some guy spamming pictures of shitty cars
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>>699567443
Buy nitrous refills.....
For a car.....
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>>699567505
Top contribute, mate
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>>699567006
Just set up a bot to do it like a normal person

>>699567553
Had a look into those, do you need to actually go to a garage to get them? I kinda don't actually have a car
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>>699567505
Will switch to tanks/light armour shit then cunt.
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>>699567641
cause im not a normie to do a normal thing.
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>>699567505
still better than nudesfags cancer
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>>699560050
jesus fuck what a week end
anyone want me to shit up ththread with my blog?
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>>699568174
good show to watch while getting progressively drunker and sadder
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Anyone got any scopolamine?

Tauranga fav here, I haven't been in one of these threads in ages. Life is shit. What's up everyone?
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>>699568761
I think that datura might have scopolamine in it
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>>699568174
11/8/2769 Thor.
So apparently we’ll meet whenever jade wakes up, I need to get up to say good luck to julian.
Writing @17o1: directly from notes taken in as close to real time as I can b “1217 picked up and we talked abit, explained th national wire colouring, when we passed political signs I still have more to say, jordy & nichole’s ex work at cleaver in brickworks so we should go past then into th mall so kosh can go to just cuts for her split ends, was feathered hair split ends, 1259 stopped for lunch should have got somethng at th nicer brickworks restaurant, kosh went for hair 1355 we got to th barber and talked about hot actors, I didn’t tell th guy enough but kosh helped out & I feel ok about it, 1457 walked into AA for koshs rego renewed then on to buy bleach she joked she needs skin bleach, I got orange & green kosh liked she got blonde, 1532 in th car to save mart, 1614 out of save mart kosh got a denim leather jacket not th high heels and we got into th mood w/ lana del ray then we saw a junjun #”
they arrived and knocked and I took a moment to not seem desperate, kosh was half out th car and was wearing grey padded nikes black nylons and no socks this low cut black cheap material dress and her red black lumberjack top un buttoned, I wore everythng from Wednesday emporio armani light grey shorts and muddy new shoes, jade was there too & I resent him,
going up I was quiet, I was quiet all day everyday, kosh found and added amie on snapchat but when I got back amie said she didn’t add her, I need to just keep talking because it works better once I get going so when we passed adds for local body election I could talk & kosh prefers to b contrarian because opposition often just base themselves on being against current shit regardless,
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>>699568891
That's one of the main compounds in it but I'm not fucking with that again. At least, not until I do more research
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>>699568946
we parked up on th roof so they could smoke & she wanted us to walk down th ramp directly to go see jordy, first down to number one shoes where kosh needs someone to stop her from buying and jade didn’t he’s “th worst to shop with, I had to use my own willpower” to not buy th bland heels she saw and then walked off alone while jade snapchatted ugly plastic red shoes to mat despite mat saying tonight that he doesn’t snapchat, walked into and back out brickworks where I pointed out that bento using keep calm & carry on was ironic given th war & kosh was addicted to seeing jordy’s stupid face shocked he’s a barrista on Monday or Tuesday at least,
we went back to th food court to go to th toilets and kosh jokingly invited me in so I waited out & she came back first ofcourse so we sat and talked about outfits and affording drinks, jade joined eventually & we walked around aimlessly before back to th brickworks for mac and cheese bites that kosh had w/ monique one time and when we got there there was a camera crew looking at th shop & th menu out front so kosh was uncomfortable and jade didn’t help he just said to look, he doesn’t support her like I never could, we talked about affording drinks so much today but it was nw that jade said he would get green & go high & offered to sell me his last 6 clonazipam while we were still on camera, she said we should eat so she could get th bites plate she wanted but I didn’t want to eat and jade was worried about money I guess? So we upset her by not letting her get her desire and jade said foodcourt would b cheaper,
jade checked out a girl ignoring kosh talking to him tho I can’t remember what she was saying either & they agreed to check out others, at th foodcourt we stopped at th curry thng in th middl and jade got that on th 5o/5o odds on it being unbought or sold out & kosh got hungry wok
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>>699569065
& when we sat kosh & jade discussed her eating & never eating th stuff they take home because she gives it to him because she’s such a great person but it doesn’t count if other ppl don’t say it, she’s still as needy as I am, she told me to have some of her lemon chicken & wontons & noodles & 1 broccoli & 1 cauliflower I had th broccoli & 1 fork of noodles that when slurped it it flicked sauce up to my eye end of my nose which I tried to clean before they saw but kosh pointed out, I had a line but held myself back and I just feel so blocked off and quieted like I’m not waking up, so she didn’t finish despite jade’s mess again,
still talking bout me being a granpa & not using apps we went to that $2 shop Enjoy by th front door where kosh got hair brushes & I didn’t get th pack of pencils because mat knows a better place,
then we went back over to just cuts so jade & I went to EB Games where when we were still in th doorway jade was stopped by a chick w/ a month old in a carriage that was in early childhood education w/ him and he didn’t know she had been pregnant and I stuttered alot just trying to casually ask who she was, then to compare prices @JBHiFi where we looked at games series that I had more to say about I played 2 rounds of street fighter as ken against zangeif and then looked at anime and I was just so dull, I can’t say what littl I thnk to him because all I thnk is my anger & my disease, JB HiFi is a better deal on everythng & has better selection. Kosh called me to ask where we were when she was done & her hair looked barely trimmed but peaky at th back
walking over to th supermarket we saw a guy who looked like chris from skins that kosh pointed out was checking out one of us & I pondered aloud who he looked like and kosh remembered chris was his name,
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>>699568976
Yeah from what I've read online it does not seem like a fun thing to fuck with. Have been tempted to try combining with HBWR, but my self-preservation instinct got the better of me.

>>699569132
>>699569065
>>699568946
The fuck is all this
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>>699569132
later in th barber talking about charmed and me loving Leo in later seasons I couldn’t remember wyatt’s brother and kosh joked it’s always chris, I loved th greylighters, kosh didn’t remember Leo’s endgame because she didn’t want th last season to end,
it was great having her design my haircut and her snapchatting amie & jules about it , whilI was in th chair a telecom tech came in and didn’t even listen to th phone he just said he dealt with it outside,
I finished before jade despite starting barely before & doing more so when I finished we swooned over him & he waited for kosh to say she liked it like she was so glad of my cut, because she was interested as we were coming she lead us into th porn shop going, it was dull w/ me so dulled jade picked out th dvd tricked by a tranny & I said it was foolish that everythng wasn’t battery operated while batteries are cheap, kosh made fun of “th challenge” butt plug and I mentioned that cute clit ring I found online & kosh agreed it was cute & that I overuse cute,
walking back to countdown for hair colour crossing th road was like effy walking into traffic but I didn’t say it, “I’m not scared, I’m not scared” and it would have filled th silence & kosh would have got it but I just feel so hollowed out. I always feel like I’m cutting off jade & being close to her reminds me.
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>>699569239
fuck u, just listen and empathize

>>699569242
Kosh took us to AA to get her rego renewed and when we were there jade stood outside to smoke while we I blanked after talking about how wells she did in her learners test 30/3o in 7 minutes jade joked she made herself a plaque, then jade came in as she stood in line and we read a fucking pamphlet for rotovegas together because I have nothng to add to th conversation anymore, then we went out for him to roll up and he joked about not liking drawn together until kosh came and told us that Emma turner was there changing her last name as she’s married, not remembering her surname thnking Mo I brought up millie moreno, we sat and kosh had to go through steph lai’s friends list to find her again after remembering that she had looked her up th night of th 28th when we were back on th couch which I’m already remembering with rose tinted glasses, I joked she could b a memory parasite like Harkness’ brother, kosh went to intermediate w/ her and she came back one holiday hot & w/ less acne unlike Dynelle who kosh knew from primary school I defended Dynelle’s weight after germany & kosh started talking about how sexually flirty Dynelle was at like 5 which she said way too loudly waking in th mall @countdown, how sweet & not innocent she was was one of th thngs I liked about Dynelle & I should have said so kosh & I could agree about that.
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What did y'all eat for dinner tonight.

Me: home made macaroni cheese and garlic bread. It was Boss.
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>>699569339
got some chips from the asians up the road. was pretty good end to the day
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>>699569300
So we get to th colours and th first orange kosh pointed out was way brighter than I wanted, too attention seeking “you have this colour in your mind but then when u see it it’s :/”, I looked at th more burgundy $13 &18 & realised I have no money for drinks so I wanted to cheap out & said th colour scheme I was thnking firestarter burgubdy & bootblack tips was too extreme for me so I would bleach & blue streaks, kosh liked th $5 green “I feel like I’m telling you what to do even though I’m not trying to” so I got it and had to explain that I would get shit if I had th reason/motivation to normally but did so poorly, jade & I went to th toilet instead of paying so kosh needed to ask for jade’s new pin 5477 kiss & I gave her th $5 change from th 2o I used for jade’s cut,

*missing cohesion and if I don't recall it out soon it will be lost*
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Posting our glorious flag.
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>>699569469
I asked their best music related memories as we stood waiting for them to finish their cigs outside save mart & kosh mentioned her cutting and th accident on her wrist,
as we were standing in line to buy her jacket th radio was having a contest between 2 contestants to recognise a scene from a horror movie, it was wats in th box from se7en which was nice because it’s th scene of Envy & Wrath, then we had t ask jules if we could come back here to do our hair and he was tired from shit work & amie’s sister needs care that neither are giving herso he said he didn’t want us to stain th bathroom & they didn’t wanto go to jade’s on my behalf, I wanted to talk to kosh about that too,
dropped 164o before julian even replied about hanging here. 1948 th nannas went to fucking bed even after her sister w/ me just silently typing at th table & cleaning after them. Amie wasted all day scrubbing th stain off th deck & julian bought a body for a home made R2-D2 from a factory he was called out to/. amped and nervous as fuck but inner monologue is just subvocalising this because I drown out deeper thought w/ th sickly echo. I really wanted to get this all down before I sleep & lose it but work & staying up late require sleep, u lousy freeloader.
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>>699569510
>our glorious flag
you were prolly one of those fucktards that voted to keep the cuckstamp on our flag.
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>>699569520
12/8/2769 Freyr’s night. Emo traffic light party @Ding dong lounge. So excite, not even stressed yet which shows how dulled/better I am, which I am disappointed in .
1631 back & eating chocolate I found on th side of th road because I gave up control of my life, 1716 shower because nerves about getting to th right bus stop. 1813 leaving,
got to th door and realised I forgot th key which took 5 minutes to find it in my pocket, got halfway up th drive & realised I forgot th Vs I wasted money on, decided against going back after running around in tard panic circles, get out th gate and th cars were oppressive & remembered I forgot to cut at about 1811, came back to cut w/ kitchen scissors which wasn’t nearly cathartic enough, knew I was later than I wanted to b and so th visions of them together haunted me throughout th rest of th night. So eventually I’m up at th bus stop across th street, see th 080 on th other side of th street, start crossing hoping I can get on at th lights and th 087 is right behind it, I’m running and th Vs rip out of th bag, I turn to pick them up and th 087 drives off, I knew th night was going to b terrible regardless but it’s always a surprise. Back across th street till one of th 080s did turn up early, I talked to th bus driver so he helped me find th place & had a story about french tourists mispronouncing Rendezvous, I got there arlier than I thought so I waited to text jade, walked around & waited uncomfortably at th elevators til I saw him down stair, wewent out for a smoke first, jade paid $6oo for th club special 2 months ago where booking th room he said was normally $2ooo & when I said how nice th hotel was he fell back to a story about
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>>699569239
There's just too much that can go wrong for me. I took a really low dose, about a quarter teaspoon of seeds and it was very weird. Good but it felt like it could turn bad at any moment. Super delirious and out of it the whole time, which is the kind of thing I like.

That's probably why I wash down 22.5mg zopiclone with vodka most nights.
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>>699569665
when his father & he were traveling & went to a nice hotel after 11 days bushwalking and meeting a girl who was staying theere too he spoke to old bob th dock hand on his caravan suicide and had a $3o steak instead f going up to th girl’s room, he told me that they were drinking in th bath, they had only got a 12 of purple goana and some Vs, kosh was pretending to b drunk & I could smell her warm skin in th bathrobe, she had been putting on several costumes today which were strewn around.
Writing 2o5o 14th: I chugged through th 25oml goanas needing that calm, but there were only 6 for me, 2 put in th wineskin before we left, so I was trying to be happy but I hate this life, I needed to have spoken to them back when I could remember wat I needed to say, nw I just resent everythng. I’m soo sorry for being so shitty all the time.

mentioned I forgot my id, they said that if not we would go back to th hotel but that robyn was coming so no time to talk, got there and th bouncer said I needed to b over 25 for no id, sat and jade said to try w/ his id so I went in w/ kosh said I got my id back from her car, kosh went in & he asked my birthdate I said 3oth April but it’s march so he took it and said jade could pick it up from th police station, I appoologised to jade for a minute bfore th bouncer came out to make us feel bad, waited ages for robyn, left to hungry jack’s toilet, took 2 kpin in th car and tried to put a positive spin on everythng, back to th house took too long as dante phoned repeatedly, hair spray so I went looking for th drier, I went in w/ robyn th second time but since I was banned we left, robyn lead us to another bar restaurant where I got us 5 jaeger & 8 sauvingnn, blanked after telling them aboutblack manta robyn dropped me home & I cried outside till some chinese came in for a drink, slept on th couch all day, phone smashed x box missing.
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>>699569645
You're probably too young to vote.
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>>699569339
Bolognese. It was good.
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>>699569458

Its been ages since I've had fish n chips. I think I'm gonna have to fix that. I'm in Riccarton, Greeks do my local.

Best. Fish n chips. Ever.
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>>699569773
your dad prolly works for me you cuck
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>>699570120
It's spelled "probably"
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>>699570200
*its
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>>699569750
13/8/2769 Saturn. 1455 it hurts too much. Woke 211o, julian has kicked me out for th text saying I went in their room. Buttersworth peed & I tried to clean everythng before going back to bed downstairs.
Kosh wanted a microwave when I said I should get jules one in brickworks.
14/8/2769 Son. Woke like noon because amie was banging w/ new pots, went up to appolloguise poorly, got computer to sit for them to talk to me, we didn’t, I came back down to cry in bed. Buzluzha monument, bulgria.
15/8/2769 Moon. I’m too tired for this.
1636 3 franks 2 buns butter cheese, watching cirque du freake vampire’s assistant. Computer power dropped so I went to bed before sun down amie brought me fried rice in bed, I feel so fat. 2o48 they came back from a drive & went to bed.
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>>699570200

Nah erryone uses prolly now
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>>699560218
Cause it was shit.
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>>699570393
It's = It is

Its = possessive pronoun
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>>699568174
>>699568946
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>>699570411
what a fucking retard, you're such an attention whoring autist creep.
leave these poor people alone, fuck off with your rambling loose brained nonsense & KILL YOURSELF
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>>699570663
>H-hey guys look at me i can read and spell. please acknowledge me
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>>699569510
>>699569773
>>699570200
Why do you guys keep posting the Australian flag?
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>>699570766
I'm soo sorry /b/
I'll go away
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Went to maccas this morning. Probably, sorry prolly go about once a month. I make a treat of it.

So I got a couple of bagels to go. When I arrived at my mates I opened the bag to find out they fucked up my order. I ordered 2 of the NYC bagels without the bacon (which are great) but they gave me the Boston's ones, all full of lettuce, with bacon (cant eat, im a veggo) and for some reason the order docket said without tomato. Oh yeah I found out the potato nuggets the chick suggested I get instead of hash brown, ended up costing an extra dollar as well.

At least coffee was what I ordered. I'm writing to them, normally I'd not bother. But how the fuck can you screw an order up so badly. And I'm a student, I need every dollar.

It was deffo my order, coz there was no one else in there at the time.
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>>699570864
>be you
>fucks up
>gets told I fucked up
>"I better insult him to cover up my fuckup."
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>>699570864
It's not an achievement to know that shit, so I don't see how it's bragging. That's the low bar of fucking grammar and you tripped over it like a shitty hurdler.
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>>699570990
I;m sorry for that littl harm, bromego, but I'm sure they had a reason beyond being a shit & that it won't compound.
try again another day. stay positive.
I believe u can do the thng.
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Where's all the Dunedin nudes at?
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>>699560050
I'm an American. If I were from NZ I'd lead off with this guy.

Feynman knew what's up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLQ2atfqk2c
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>>699571061
>>699571034
what' does that bait taste like faggots?
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>>699571232
Dunedin.
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>>699571311
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wheres all the teke pics at bois wanna see some mean moot
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>>699571380
stay mad and cry moar
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>>699560218
Because they got overtaken by the white master race
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>>699571479
>I am not mad, you are in fact the one who is mad.

Bold play, but not that convincing.
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>>699571539
kek. keep posting and tell us how not mad you are..
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>>699571620
Lotta reaction pics for someone who isn't mad.
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>>699571620
stop bullying him
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University of Auckland...

Tired of all the chinks at UoA... like don't have anything against them but there's too much now, every man and his mf fried dog... on top of that they just hang out with their asian friends and don't mix into the general population.
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>>699560050
What's with the shithouse flag?

You do understand it lost right?
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>>699571811
>don't have anything against them
They're flooding into the country and refusing to integrate, and you "don't have anything against them"?

C U C K
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>>699571305

Good call Ameribro. Rutherford. Was a god.
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>>699571870
That's what people get for voting for National. This country is in the fucking toilet.
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>>699572048
There's only one correct choice on the ballot.
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>>699572107
I blame Winston.
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>>699572058
That guy has a boring face.
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>>699572048
this country has always been cucked
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>>699572218
Not really.

Also stop using the word cucked. You sound a like a child.
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>>699572385
sorry that you got cucked before and now hate the expression
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Wellington here
I need to get a dick wet
Probably someone else's, in my mouth.
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>>699572447
So, you're 12 years old then.
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>>699572502
Keen. Where you at?
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>>699572502
No homo?
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>>699572643
Actually I just realed I'm too shy because I feel my appearance is scruffy, I don't know how to keep long hair neat 3:
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>>699572725

Long hair? WTF, are you a woman, man up ..
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>>699572725
Shit nigga. I'm a fatass and I haven't even shaved today.
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>>699572869
There is literally no reason to not be the little girl

>>699572900
squeeshy
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>>699572956
Squeeshy?
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>>699573204
Squeeshy
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>>699574062
I don't even know what that means. Butt fuckit
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>>699572956
I, too, wished to have been the little girl.
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>>699570411
pls respond
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South D. Reid road reporting
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>>699572502
Ey, I'm in welly too where you at
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>>699576415
welly, too. upto
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>>699576543
Vidya. Trying to score some green. You?
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>>699576708
watching mau5 on livestream, trynna see if anyone knows joy g
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>>699576995
>joy g
Can't say i do
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