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you have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a gf /b/

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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you have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a gf /b/
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I'm on /b/.
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because looking at her through her webcams is much better than looking at her in person
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>>699511558
Cause I refuse to commit and they get sick of just banging after a while
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b/c im married
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>>699511558
I care more about my personal freedom and hobbies than I do about women. They only care/think for themselves anyway.
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I do
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>>699512995
Do you really believe this? Are you super fat or you are too shy to socialize?
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Because i married her
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>>699513298
I'm actually quite slim (I maintain this by working out 6 days a week and counting calories). It's not that I'm 'too shy' to socialize, rather, I choose not to engage others unless I absolutely have to; I prefer my solitude.

When it comes to women in particular, I notice they only care about themselves and are willing to step on any man's heart just to get what they want, and they're *never* truly satisfied, so they always want more.
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This whole board is just full of people with bitter, unnecessary cynicism towards women
I think they've just never felt love or compassion from them because they're assholes
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>>699511558
But I have one
11 months today, actually
We've apparently liked eachother for five years but every time I tried to make a move she genuinely thought it a joke because I suppose I'm the type of fake-flirter that I got from stage acting
Never give up, lads
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>>699511558
I currently have 4
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>>699511558
money. I want to keep it for myself
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my girlfriend would get mad
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>>699511558
I'm friggin creepy
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>>699511558
Well, isn't it obvious, OP? We're both faggots!

Also, pic related... *sob*
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>>699513643
awful big assumption there
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>>699513722

This is the most beta post of the day. How in the fuck can you know someone 5 years and not hit it.
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Not depressed, but I have serious self-image issues right now. Maybe when my confidence comes back I will throw myself out there. I know for a fact if I did right now I would only land with girls who are in my position as well. That's not something I want.
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>>699511558
My wife would be angry.
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I'm not very adept at living
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>>699513534
You sound like an angry 12 year old. Bad people will step all over you if you let them. You are attempting to cover up your desire using pain from your past and the only person you are hurting is yourself.
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>>699513534
dont be ugly
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Because of this
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>>699511558
I tried it a few times, but mom always gets jealous
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>>699514250
Well, I'm in my late-20s and not angry. I have no 'desire' for a woman or a relationship, because I have no use for either. Seriously, what does a man get out of a relationship outside of sex and a notion of "companionship?"

>>699514354
I'll get right on that.
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Because she hung herself yesterday. The funeral is tomorrow
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>>699511558
Because life is cruel and unfair
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>>699514036
Yeah, I know. Something about this board though, just seems mysoginistic in general. Probably the neckbeard stereotype in the back of my mind.
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Because too much time and effort for some constant pussy.

Broke up with a girl a couple months ago, because she was too goddamn needy and didn't know how to do anything in bed.
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>>699514489
Holy fuck are you serious
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>>699514489
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>>699514563
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>>699514653
u new?
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>>699514053
Why are you guys on this board only after sex? I'm sorry to say I'm not always thirsty for some pussy
Get some and understand that sex is pretty over hyped
At least in my opinion
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Im scared of intimacy
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>>699514798
Nope
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>>699514489
Damn
What was she like?
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>>699514653
Yes.I haven't been able to stop crying.
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>>699514941
Well I can only fucking imagine, Fuck man. How long were you guys together for?
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because i was seeing a aussie chick while living in japan and she wanted to date 6 different dudes at the same time. (shes polyamorous) i said i aint no cuck and dropped her. i than proceeded to meet a qt3.14 japanese girl 2 days later. working on the gf part.
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>>699514382
this tbh
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>>699511558
I'm a FUCKING LOSER
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>>699511558
Because I'm fat as fuck boi
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I enjoy gay furry porn too much.
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>>699514933
She was the most beautiful, smart, and kind person you could imagine. She has had depression for years. I guess she lost
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>>699514452
Stop jerking off so much. Sex is important for men, its in such a deep part of our brain. Also having someone rely on you, and providing for them makes you feel ascended. Like everything in your life becomes secondary and you dont give a fuck if you can provide.
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>>699511558
Because the girl i love doesn't like long distance relationships.
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>>699514868
You're doing it wrong
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>>699514941
Well you cant HANG on it for too long, life goes round and around after all
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>>699515013
3 years. I was planning to propose to her on christmas...
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>>699514382
is this supposed to mean you're gay or something
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>>699511558
We jump quickly into relationships because we're terrified of being alone. But, if we learn to know to truly know ourselves and be at peace, we need no other person but ourselves.
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She ended up canceling our movie date this Friday. Hurt me hard but I'm happy that I was able to pick up my balls and ask her out. I'm going to keep my head up and keep trying though.
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>>699515124
That's, like, really sad.
The only girl I ever loved had chronic depression, but it ended in a less tragic fashion. She went and fucked some redneck.
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>>699515330
Let the good lord lead the way to the almighty God and you won't need anyone else.
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>>699514452

yeah, we're gonna need to see your face.
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>>699511558
unofficial mgtow. i agreed with the philosophy before i even heard about it

Sent from my Android phone
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>>699514452
I get the feeling you've given up looking for women, you've most likely had shit experiences with women, and by doing so you paint all women with the same brush. They say ignorance is bliss and you're using ignorance in to deluding yourself that all women are bad, because that allows you to be happy and live your life, because you believe that you'll never be happy with a woman, since they are all the same to you. But believe me, you'll regret this decision that you're making, this mindset that you'll have. You should stop feeling sorry for your self and find the right woman for you, before it's too late.
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>>699515158
I barely fap once or twice a week these days; sex hardly even interests me anymore. Sex is nothing more than a physical action used to facilitate reproduction and a base pleasure. When you've decided that you don't want to reproduce, and the 'pleasure' aspect of sex is no longer a factor to you, what else do you do? You become someone like me who doesn't give a rat's ass about women or sex anymore. Not trying to be edgy.

And I don't need anyone dependent on me just so I can feel better about myself. As I've said, I prefer my solitude instead of having to listen to some broad prattle on non-stop in my ear about her first world problems. Couple that with only having to 'provide' for myself, and you really have to wonder why *any* man in his right mind would waste his time on a woman.
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>>699514006
underrated pic
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>>699513643
Back to
>>/tumblr/
sweetheart.
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I completely fell in love with some random friend of my best friend. I literally waited months before telling her that I like her, because I was too afraid of messing up the chance. The day I told her my feelings was just two days after she had started seeing somebody. She had a strong interest in me as well, but didn't say anything because I ignored her and acted as if I wasn't interested. I was too late, and at this point I've annoyed her so much about it that she no longer wants to talk to me. It's more complicated than that, but it follows me around everyday and it really feels terrible.
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>>699511558
had severe acne since I was 13 until I was 21, because mom made it worse by trying home remedies or pay shitty treatments and shitty dermatologists, until I was 22 I had a decent job and paid for accutane, now lots of scars and have to save for laser treatment to heal scars

mom deprived me from any social interaction my whole life by being over protective, dont rlly blame her tho cause dad died when I was 3, so single mom raising 3 kids and no job or university degree

social anxiety every single fucking time. my autisms is too fucking much. literally had girls threw themselves at me and did nothing

developing anxiety and now can barely sleep, which causes acne and to be too lazy during the day to workout or go to the gym

poor family, shitty house, i need to move out and need to do it right now, city apartments can be expensive

low selfsteem and almost no confidence when girls approach, my body and mind react by themselves
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Asexual and have yet to meet someone I'd like enough to make any sort of romantic advances.
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>>699515616
>doxing oneself online
No, thank you. Though I will say that I see even not-so-attractive guys (fat fucks with neckbeards and all) still with girlfriends, so that argument is moot.

>>699515643
You're right in that I've 'given up' on women; as I said, I no longer have need or use for them. But you are wrong in the idea that I'll ever regret this decision; I learn by example, and the examples set by other men who have had their lives FUCKING RUINED by women is enough to teach me not to deal with them.
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>>699511558
Because I have no friends in real life and therefore am never invited to any parties. I also have social anxiety so I can't approach women while sober.
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>>699515309
Holy shit. I've been so sad lately because I recently lost a friend, not to death, but she never wants to see me again because I fucked up horribly. She also has bad depression. I guess atleast I know that she's alive and well right now.

I'm incredibly sorry that this happened to you. It is going to take you a long time to get back to normal again, but you will. This will affect the rest of your life, sure, but you'll be able to live normally eventually. Just let yourself be sad, cry as much as you can, and try to take it easy for the next little while. Then, try to surround yourself with friends/family. Keep yourself busy. If you're living on your own then you should go stay at a friend's house for a little while or at your parent's place. Just don't give up. Life is worth living, and you'll find someone again in the future.
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>>699511558
I havnt talked to a live human being in over 3 years
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>>699515330
ehh ive stopped caring about being alone
I even pass up being stuck with a girl just so I can fuck someone new month per month
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>>699515771
I don't like tumblr
They're more retarded than /b/
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>>699515318
It's a symbol I've been seeing everywhere.
It's ruining my life, and preventing me from holding on to any relationships.
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>>699516286
I don't understand. What does the symbol mean?
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>>699515804
I've been there, friend
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She left me for a 15y older guy.
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>>699511558
I've had one for almost 5 yrs. I like my life without the angst that my gf will leave me for someone else

protip: they always do
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>>699516375
I'm not sure, but it's affecting me.
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>>699516510
How is it affecting you if you don't know what it is anon?
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>>699516375
I think we both know you're a lot better off if you don't find out what that symbol means
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>>699515804
Wow. I'm sort of in a similar situation. I fell in love with a girl who was getting married in a week. She felt the same way about me. We cuddled a day before her wedding, but she was too afraid to change everything in her life by calling off the wedding and so she went through with it. I went to their place on the night of the wedding incredibly drunk. I broke shit in their house by accident, I told everyone about my feelings for her, and I completely humiliated her. She never wants to see me or talk to me again and I miss her every fucking day. I just wish we could atleast be friends.

So, we both have strong feelings for someone who no longer wants anything to do with us that has/had the same feelings for us. It fucking sucks.
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>>699516027
Did you miss the part where I said that not all women are the same and that you've painted them with the same brush, you've heard of examples from other men that have had their lives ruined, but not all women are like that, there are women out there that wouldn't want that at all, why don't you learn from your own mistakes, rather than following the examples of others, I mean, unless you're a mindless sheep of course.
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broke as shit and women are expensive
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>>699516623
Because I've been seeing it everywhere. Everywhere, except for in my home, so far.
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>>699516081
I don't know man. She was my life, and now I have no reason. I have no friends, and my parents died long ago
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>>699516629
You've caught my attention now anon.
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>>699516688
Of course not all women are 'bad' (NAWALT-response), but I'm not digging through garbage to find a steak, only to find that said 'steak' has become tainted by the garbage (other women) that it's spent its entire life around. I've made no mistakes when it comes to women, because I generally don't waste my time caring about them or what they think.

And it feels damn good.
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>>699516282
By a very small margin.
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>>699516811
Love costs no money though
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>>699515262
Dude..
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>>699516814
Explain a little more
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>>699516668
It's makes me feel a little better to know this has happened to a couple other people. I feel worse for the guy's wife who was posted earlier. I hope he gets better.
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Can manage life but emotional commitment doesn't work out well
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>>699517128
Just around. On walls in town mostly. I didn't take much notice to begin with, but when I was in college I had to go to the bathroom and left my notebook, laptop, etc at a table. When I came back that symbol had been scribbled on the top left hand corner of one of the pages.
I had no idea who did it. I asked other people if they had seen it before, everyone says no. No one knows what it means.
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>>699516905
I completely understand. She's what made you happy. She's what made you want to get up each day and you were ready to spend the rest of your life with her. It's not going to be easy, anon, but you have to try. Would she want you to kill yourself? Or would she want you to try to find happiness? Again, it's going to be hard. Really, really, really fucking hard. But you have to try to move on eventually. Not right now, it only happened yesterday, so just let yourself be sad. After a few days though, you really need to try and be around people. It's what's been helping me with my much smaller situation. Just hold on anon, everything will be okay again eventually.

Did she leave you any sort of note or anything? How did you even find out or whatever? What was the situation, if you don't mind sharing? Also, you DEFINITELY should get therapy.
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>>699517597
>>>/x/?
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idk,girls don't like me and I don't want to try anymore
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>>699511558
Because I have a husband who married me despite my shady criminal past and despite that he has to take care of me till the end (degenerative disorder). I feel quite lucky though I may say.
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>>699517597
Looks like an album cover art to be honest.
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>>699517741
Tried posting it there. The best answer I got was "a plane crashing into a boat."
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im attractive, lean and muscular and I have no confidence around women. I'm also a recluse who like to masturbate on drugs.
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>>699517907
Hmm, keep a journal of everytime you see it.
Could be interesting to see what patterns occur.
Or it is all in your head, anyhow you gotta do something about it.
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>>699518208
Might do. Not much else I can do. It's just really been bothering me since someone scribbled it in my notebook (it was a pretty quiet day in the library too, not many students around).
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>>699517195
Yeah man, it makes me feel better as well. What was your girl like? What made her so great?

The girl I was in love with was really fucking beautiful and was the kindest person I've ever known. She really showed that she cared about me, she'd ask how I was and really meant it, she gave me all the time in the world, and when I would do something nice for her she would return the favor. She invited me to hang out all the time and she just gave me the time of day and it was really nice. She complimented me a lot as well and we had so much fun together.

The night that we cuddled... We stayed up all night, until 11 AM which is when I had to work. We talked about our lives and our childhood, we talked about being together and how we could possibly pull it off. She stared into my eyes like no girl has ever and she tried to kiss me, but I didn't let her. I figured it was wrong.. I wish I would have kissed her. I think she respected me more though, for being a good friend. We were supposed to continue being good friends but then I did what I did on the night of the wedding and I made her have to BEG her new husband to stay with her. I miss her so much.

So what about your girl?
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>>699518459
Does it spoke you?
Or just rather annoying?
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Because im faggo
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>>699518731
Assuming it autocorrected 'spook.'
A bit of both really. It most annoys me that it spooks me. I mean, it's just a symbol. But still.
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This thread turned into /b/ Faggot and the Search for the Symbol That Actually Means He's Gay
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>>699512995
It sure was a superior highly intellectual male brain, which produced this logically sound, neurologically correct and not at all emotional graph.
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>>699511558
Too much maintenance and I'm addicted to collecting porn
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>>699518879
Have you ever heard of synchronisation/synchronicity?
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Genital wart
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>>699519044
Hadn't until now. Just Googled it.
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>>699519013
You can't refute it.
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>>699518879
I think you're just overthinking this symbol anon
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>>699518879
>>699518459
>>699517907
>>699517597
>>699516814
>>699516510
>>699516286
>>699515318
Dude, a simple yes would have sufficed.
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>>699517735
We lived in a pretty big apartment. I came home and went upstairs, and she was hanging there. I called the ambulance, but they couldn't do anything. Her parents are on the other side of the world, so they asked me to plan everything. She left no note. And I'm sitting here, looking at the same fan that she ended herself on. I just wish I was home sooner.
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>>699519346
lmfao
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>>699519236
Worth looksie, might be related. I'm not too well versed in the topic, but from what I remember it seems to fit in that sort of category.
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>>699519346
I'm not gay, but I enjoy the occasional cheeky cock.
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>>699511558
I don't want or need one.
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>>699519346
We won't judge you too harshly anon.
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>>699519499
you are gay .
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>>699519472
I'll take a look. Thanks m8.
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>>699519499
check'd

you must be talking about feminine benis :^333
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>>699519585
nah
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>>699519607
No bodge
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Broke up with my last one. I'm on /b/ so I feel like that explains enough
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I´m not attractive, charming and frankly I haven´t even tried that hard to get one. I´m pretty comfy being a kissless virgin for the moment.
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>>699519305
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Money first. Bitches later.
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>>699519653
Either it's meant to curse you or you're trying to downplay your secret of being in the closet.
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I have sex with women and end it there. I don't want a wife or kids, and having a gf is a step in the wrong direction.
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>>699519844
It doesn't take much to understand women, really.
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>>699519403
I can't even imagine. Wow.

You need to take a vacation or something. What was the last thing you guys did together? What did you guys talk about the last time you talked? And did she show any signs that she was going to do it?
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I am not good at maintaining a relationship. I tend to do everything and say everything funny and interesting on the first few days then it gets awkward after a while. I am like a non stereotypical fuckboi if you get my drift. I tend to just be myself but I have social anxiety and I just can't handle a commitment
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>>699511558
My wife would kill me.
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The only girl i ever cared for left a long time ago. No other girls interest me so i use them for sex. Simple enough
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>>699520028
We took a vacation last month. The last thing we talked about was having kids. And she showed no signs what so ever
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>>699520327
kek
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>>699520580
No when I say what was the last thing, I meant more when was the last time you saw her alive? What were you guys doing?
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>>699511558
because i'm married.
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>>699519403
I think this guy needs to sit us all down for tragic storytime
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>>699520741
The last time I talked to her was this morning, before I went out, I had to run errands. We were talking about the possibility of having kids. I went out, and when u got home that's when I found out
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>>699511558
I have a fwb and we're sort of exclusive
Its complicated but not a relationship
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I do... atleast for now she's been distant lately and I'm worried
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>>699520741
Not this morning, yesterday morning. Sorry. I can't think straight
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>>699520969
You're having the funeral the day after she died?
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>>699521174
Nvm then
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>>699521174
I miss typed, it was yesterday. Her parents wanted it asap.
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>>699520969
>>699521129
Wow, I'm really sorry. What was your favorite/one of your favorite memories with her? Or a few of your favorites?
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>>699521439
My favorite memory was a year ago, we were on a cruise and we sat on the lido deck and watched the waves. Please, stop making me remember, it's too painful
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>>699521347
Yeah, I understand. The thread hadn't updated when I posted
But nonetheless, I'm very sorry.
Do you think you'll ever love again?
Like in Sleepless in Seattle?
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>>699521612
Dude ffs she's not even buried yet.
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>>699521612
No, I am in too much pain, and I rarely leave the home. She was the one that made me have the energy to leave.
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>>699521589
I'm sorry. Just because she's gone doesn't mean that the wonderful memories you made with her are gone as well. You need to try and look back on those great memories and be happy that they happened.

Do you draw at all? Or sing? The friend that I just lost, I've been thinking about doing a big picture filled with all of my favorite memories with her. Maybe you could do something similar, or you could write a song or a poem about her. Write her a letter. Some of these things might help you cope with the situation.
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New school district
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>>699521806
Yeah, but still
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>>699522103
I do play guitar and write songs. .. not the best though
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>>699522222
Checked
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>>699522222
wasted
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>>699514489
must have been a great woman

got any pics?
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>>699522222
Jesus, Mother Mary, and Joseph
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>>699522278
It doesn't matter, as long as it comes from the heart.
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>>699511558
I do have a gf tho.
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>>699522487
Yes, but I'm not posting them.
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That cheating slut left me
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>>699522535
We understand
Sorry for the interrogation but I'd never met anybody that's had such a tragedy
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>>699519982
Fair enough. I'm not really arguing it here.
It's quite damn obvious the said graph is tongue-in-cheek. However, I think it's also fair to say that it goes against someone who claims to have a better mental health and sharpness of mind to use a silly emotionally-driven picture not unlike the one posted.
I mean, even the syntax of the list at the bottom is pretty fucked up.
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>>699522732
It's a fucked up world, m8, and women are half the problem.
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>>699511558
Cause I opened my heart up to three women in my life and told them how I felt only to get it shredded and thrown back at me. Women can go fuck the hell off.
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But anon I do have a gf
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Cause I'm a fat loser on 4chan
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>>699522584
Lucky you. Time to design a new life!
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Because the only girls from my school that don't have kids are the two that went to college and became massive whores.
Because the only two cunts that I dated were online and they were both cheating feminists who thought men should do everything for them.
Because women are quite gross in all reallity. Men may have chunky dick snot but at least we don't leak fluid like a broken faucet when we're turned on, and we don't bleed and smell like a bullet wound monthly. I'll probably kill myself before I even kiss a girl, and I'm ok with that
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Tfw I do.

>pic related
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>be me
>fall for a girl hard
>speak everyday etc etc
>she invites me to meet up
>cant make it :/
>keep talking
>eventually she starts getting flirty
>fall harder and harder
>about to grow some balls and ask her out
>she says shes a lesbian
>...
>keep talking to her
>she blocks me on everything
>i literally havent done anything cringy or autistic
>hear she's dating a stupid ugly autist, literally 3/10, we'll call him eugene

>skip forward a year
>feeling better, looking to move on
>fall for another girl
>start talking to her
>much flirtier right off the bat
>laughs at all my jokes, holds my fucking hands
>i ask her out
>sorry, i dont like meeting up with only one friend
>...
>she then spreads twisted stories of us together, saying i acted like a cringe
>killmenow.jpeg
>friends now hate me
>i still love her
>see her change her relationship status on facebook
>look at the guy i need to kill
>it's eugene, the ugly 3/10 autist from earlier
>...
>fml.gif

>now have no friends, all were lost because of both the bitches being bitches
>dont go to parties so i cant drink and get an easy fuck there
>have developed anxiety when around people because of this bullshit, so hardly go out
>find myself lifting weights in my bedroom or reading history books most of the day
>mfw

wat do /b/?
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>>699523328
Ewwwwie
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>>699511558
cause the girl im crushing is with someone and i havent found any bettter
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>>699515082
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>>699523108
truuuuu
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>>699523328
I'm so sorry anon
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Pimples
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>>699523674
Lmao I'm not
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>>699523278
can me & you be gay together?

....please?
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Why is the nigger in this pic white?
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>>699524015
Fuck off faggot
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>>699523328
disgusting. that stupid fucking warthog piercing is such trash, literally never EVER looks good on a bitch

oh let me guess, shes "buddhist" too right?

go fuck yourself

thought you were all cool coming on here bragging about that ugly sack of fucking shit

she genuinely gets a 6/10, probably would be an 8 if it werent for the stupid bull ring
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>>699511558
Too many embarassing moments occurs when Im alone. It makes no sence doing more embarassing things for one person.
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>>699523328
Found her ex >>699524254
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>>699523328
Looks like a new gender
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>>699511558
haven't found anyone and have rejected all interested in me
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>>699524254
>tfw not buddhist
>also when the piercing is fake
>"ugly sack of shit" coming from someone on a "explain why you are single.


You've explained enough. Virgin.
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>>699523278
Sounds like someone's had a few bad experiences
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Because I'm boring, unlovable, and have problems
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>>699524857
This
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cause i got rock bottom self esteem, and am just not ugly. Even though I'm pretty clever and funny I just can't seem to get a gal's attention (granted girls that meet my standards... no niggers of fat chicks)
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>>699524857
The reason you're "unlovable" is because you don't even love yourself you cuck. Don't be a douche but don't be some self-loathing faggot either.
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>>699511558
cause I'm married loser.
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>>699511558
I don't trust myself to not be a total fuck up in a relationship.

Because the last time I had a girlfriend, I was a total fuck up.
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>>699524658
Yes anon, plenty.
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Married, too chicken I guess
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>>699511558
Cause fuck people, thats why.
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>>699523832
Care to elaborate on why the fuck have you deliberately chosen the obvious least flattering picture to be the first one then?
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>>699523832
>>699526016
Truth
All that make up made her look ugly as fuck
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>>699525125
Tried it, got raped by a Mexican, can't former relationships or properly kill myself. Now I just get drunk and pray for death
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