ITT we describe games poorly and guess the game
>cast lightnings ans shit
>master of the master gremlins
>get buttfucked by big black dragon dick
>Three paths to choose from
>Eurofags are dicks to Japs
>Magic Sword of Plot Advancement
>So many fucking siblings
>Almost nobody fucking dies like are you fucking kidding
>Ocean's grey waves
>Fucking ninjas are equal to outlaws, the fuck?
You forgot the part where you accidentally grant your sister a super powerful class ability, so throw your morals out the window and try to bang your sister, only to uncover that you two aren't actually siblings weeks before they release the game that tells you that, and you proceed to annihilate that pussy
>fly random ass planes
>blow shit up in air or on ground
>fucking anime style bitches
>something something god damn statue every time
>horrendously long missions that are a pain in the ass if you dont have any air to ground weaponry
>airplanes are gorgeously detailed. Ground looks like a 90s game
>fucking asshole fighter jets coming the fuck outa nowhere.
>multiplayer is nothing but french people
Guys this was too easy
What? What? No..not even close dude
Stardew Wives include:
>The popular girl from every highschool movie and sitcom ever
>Kinda too young generic black scientist girl
>Actually normal person with an alcoholic mom
>Modern art fag that eats shit off the ground
>Edgy girl that likes videogames and might have a dick
The choices are clear anon
>Who the fuck am I? Who the fuck are you? What the fuck is anything?
>I have magic... AND SWORDS.
>Time travel is all plot advancement
>Unique sword is now two
>Everyone married the same guy
>Everyone married the same girl
>Math is a lie, hitrates are bullshit.
There are way too many PS2 games out there.
Fun fact: I actually never completed the whole game (and cant, sonce my PS2 no longer reads discs [and I no longer have a memory card])
Do not let the enemy reach the volga! And to defend! The city! Of Stalingrad
>fucking pew pew pew boom motherfucker
>BOOM flyin tube nigga
>Everybody wants some shit
>I want it because wifey
>Some bitch wants it because she's a princess
>Kill the dude that made it
>Dafuq is with my hair
>Is this an axe or a sword?
>That pink haired chick is hot but she's clearly jailbait, and the witch is crazy
>OH SHIT GIANT SKELETON CHASE
>If this lame whiteboy doesn't stop pretending he's an actor I am literally going to kill him and his prematurely aging girlfriend
>Yo fuck this book
>Y'all want a sequel? Nah, just kidding
If you've played it, this is too easy.
>Dude looks like me, works for my enemy
>Kidnaps my non-girlfriend
>We gotta go toe to toe bro
>Also time travel
If you don't get this one you either recently quit being Amish, just got out of prison, or are underage b&
Fuck i dont know! Fresh spawn game where you're naked
o shit i got trips, guess its time to leave 4chan forever, retire with benefits
Monster Girl Quest.
World of Tanks
HERE WE GO
>owe debt to fatass slav scum
>get tentacle fucked
>brain in a jar
>big scary rock
>fat hooker coughs in your face
>nazi grandad pins you to a wall
>get shanked by a shifty chink
>club rat dj nigger shoves you off a building
>sket brit slag can't stop blinking
>ass was fat tho
>bird fuck's robot army pushes your shit in
>captain space nigger gives you a space boat
>blow shit up with frogbeast bro and tentacle slut
>punch bird fuck into the dirt
>fuck those squid pricks
>goddamn space jesus saves the day again
search the archive for: CIA SUCKED MY DICK
get smarter. (this will be there in a bit)
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
chucklfish is the kind of dev I hate the most as they make good games then have no fucking idea what to do with them and alot of the time end up fucking them up
still love the game but it feels like every time they take a step forward they take 2 steps to the side and 1 back
when your onitis is your brother roman
i tracked the game from it's early stages, but i wanted to wait before i picked it up.
After I saw people get pissed with the devs fucking up the game, i was somewhat pleased that i didn't invest, though i still feel like i might have enjoyed it.
Bush Sr/ King Abdullah false flag 9/11
>devs spend years piling on shaders and coding in a storyline
>nobody could give less of a shit
>everyone still runs over all the pedestrians, goes swimming, and recreates 9/11 multiple times
>devs somehow still think people give a shit about them
Correct, but next time actually click on my post number
Sanders got this ..
we welcome our new israeli bagel overlords