ITT we describe games poorly and guess the game >be djinn

>>699511429
>shoot stuff, kick stuff, shoot stuff, kill stuff
>slide fast as fuck until your ass is on fire while not loosing any hp
>archievment hunting all day long in singleplayer

>>699511731
Titanfall?

>>699511429
the last line sold me on it. What is the game?

>>699511922
nope

>Fight monsters
>Fight angels
>Fight god
>Creepy ass sword
>Be awesome

>>699512428
was thinking FFX until the last line

>>699512516
Good, cuze that's not even close.

>>699512428
Dmc

>>699512061
>also fuck golden dragons
its a classic game and one of the best in its genre and the best part of the series

No one in the last thread got it
>Is currently being played in at least 700 american bars
>At least 50 more Buffalo Wild Wings
>Ribbit

>>699511731
I know this shit it was called bullet something right?

>>699511429
Heroes of might and magic 3

>>699512897
How is any of that helpful?

>>699512913
you are right
bulletstorm it is
it was a fucking easy game that was bad as hell

>>699512913
>>699511731
Bulletstorm! was that it?

>>699512987
ding ding ding
magic hero getting raped by black dragons

>>699512991
I'm honestly shocked no one has gotten it

>>699512897
frogger?

>Three paths to choose from
>Eurofags are dicks to Japs
>Magic Sword of Plot Advancement
>So many fucking siblings
>Almost nobody fucking dies like are you fucking kidding
>Ocean's grey waves
>Fucking ninjas are equal to outlaws, the fuck?

>>699511429
https://discordapp.com/invite/sP83A?utm_source=Discord%20Widget&utm_medium=Connect&username=guest

>>699513077
It's a classic. My buddy just had his ass handed to him by black dragons a few weeks ago.

>>699511429
>be fucking lame, fish almost kills me
>Spend like 2 secs enjoying enjoyable challenge level
>Become literal God who flies and teleports and kills on a whim,
>kill other Gods

>>699511429
>build junkyard
>blow up toilet
>shit everywhere
>the mob wont mob it up

Golden tee

>>699513141
No. Third person to guess that

>>699512897
Pac dude

>>699513144
Fire Emblem Fates!

>stop the treeman from controlling black holes

>>699513263
dungeon is my favourite city too :D

>>699512897
Goldentee

>>699511429
>honk
>u want some fuk?
>+25 hp
>hooker roadkill while listening to 80`s music

>>699513810
Grand Theft Auto (Any of them)

>basically, be god
>play with space
>throw space stuff into other space stuff
>nice music

>>699513144
You forgot the part where you accidentally grant your sister a super powerful class ability, so throw your morals out the window and try to bang your sister, only to uncover that you two aren't actually siblings weeks before they release the game that tells you that, and you proceed to annihilate that pussy

>be super edgy haired hero with large sword
>hackin and slashin and killin demons and shit
>waifu tier sidekick with guns
>can use evil as hell powers

hard mode. not DMC

>>699513747
>>699513527
Nope

>>699513544
Illegal dubs AND correct? I'm going to have to take you in for questioning.

>>699513276
God of war?

>>699513897
universe sim

>>699513944
literally any FF game

>Friendly friend is a traitor with style
>You are the circus of Guantanamo
>Co-op is basically translated to teamkill

>>699514013
correct

>>699513944
Sonic Boom: The Rise of Lyric

>>699513979
lol hell no, here's another hint
>do whatever i want for 1,000 hours before doing anything that helps anybody

>>699513810
>>699513892
close but not any, i mean a certain one

additional hint
>this plane really sucks

>>699514148
San Andreas

>>699514089
... i think i shouldn't answer two games in one post...

>>699514137
skyrim

>>699514013
>>699514122
nope, second hint. PS2 game red haired protagonist

>>699514279
lol no but super close
>i am literally a God-king reborn... or maybe not, who knows!

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>>699514286
CHAOS LEGION BEYATCH

>>699514209
nope, san andreas had awesome planes

>>699511429

Cut everything to pieces with your nanomachines, son.

>>699514212
correct about universe sandbox

>>699514381
DING DING! did we just become best friends?

>>699514380
dark souls?

>>699514487
Metal Gear Solid

>>699514573
literal facepalm
far in the wrong direction

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>fly random ass planes
>blow shit up in air or on ground
>fucking anime style bitches
>something something god damn statue every time
>horrendously long missions that are a pain in the ass if you dont have any air to ground weaponry
>airplanes are gorgeously detailed. Ground looks like a 90s game
>fucking asshole fighter jets coming the fuck outa nowhere.
>multiplayer is nothing but french people

>>699514550
Maybe?

>senpai
>dont touch senpai
>kill for senpai
>satanist

>I'm fucking farming
>why am i fucking farming?
>beat the shit out of girl's boyfriend
>marry girl

>>699514643
Hunie Pop

>>699514800
Yandere Simulator (i don't actually know how it's spelled and i'm not fucking looking it up)

>>699514830
Stardew Valley, your waifu is shit

>>699514924
yes

>>699513276
morrowind

>>699514968
all of the wife options in Stardew Valley are shit

>>699514613

No. Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

>>699511429
>go from planet to planet
>slam robots around
>my 50's pompadour haircut kicks ass

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>>699514997
>gg
u win

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>>699512991
>>699513141
>>699513527
>>699513747
Guys this was too easy

>>699514665
fair enough, why has no one heard of this game though? its pretty awesome

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>>699515059
Nigga

>"i hope that guy is frien..."
>you are dead

>>699515274
Dark souls

>you are god
>you can do literally anything and shit
>all u do is create terrible cars and floating humans and maybe sometimes shoot stuff

>there's no plot
>just ghent
>sex scenes are alright

>>699515065
yeah, raiden buttfucking senator hitler

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>>699514919
What? What? No..not even close dude

>>699515260
proving my point

>>699515503
HunieCam Studios?

>>699515365
nope

>emperor ded
>become a hero of a city

>>699515692
oblivion duh

suck

>>699515648
No! Nothing honie shit, looking at some screenshots of the game where the hell are the planes and bombs at?

>>699515680
bethesda game? i hope it isnt cuz bethesda enemies are pretty damn easy

>>699515080
ok I guess I win

>>699515434
oh and btw just watched some parts of senator bashit crazy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mALkd3DG6HA#t=19m35s

>>699515274
That survival game with the houses but not ark survival the other one.

>>699515588
Stardew Wives include:
>The popular girl from every highschool movie and sitcom ever
>Kinda too young generic black scientist girl
>Actually normal person with an alcoholic mom
>Modern art fag that eats shit off the ground
>Edgy girl that likes videogames and might have a dick
The choices are clear anon

>oh hey that was neat
>what the fuck am i even doing?
>I can't read any of this this shit
>robots keep fucking me for no reason

>go to place
>build place
>get attacked
>end up fucking everything up yourself

>Who the fuck am I? Who the fuck are you? What the fuck is anything?
>I have magic... AND SWORDS.
>Time travel is all plot advancement
>Unique sword is now two
>Everyone married the same guy
>Everyone married the same girl
>Math is a lie, hitrates are bullshit.

>>699515855
Ohhhh it must be 3D SexVilla 2: Ever-Lust

>>699515181
There are way too many PS2 games out there.
Fun fact: I actually never completed the whole game (and cant, sonce my PS2 no longer reads discs [and I no longer have a memory card])

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Do not let the enemy reach the volga! And to defend! The city! Of Stalingrad
>fucking pew pew pew boom motherfucker
>braaaaaaaap!
>BOOM flyin tube nigga

>>699516259
Fire emblem Awakening

>>699513363
additional hints:
made before 2000
>breed workers
>breed mobsters

>>699516132
Minecraft

>>699516432
Wot m8.. im not lookin that shit up

>Everybody wants some shit
>I want it because wifey
>Some bitch wants it because she's a princess
>Kill the dude that made it
>Dafuq is with my hair
>Is this an axe or a sword?
>That pink haired chick is hot but she's clearly jailbait, and the witch is crazy
>OH SHIT GIANT SKELETON CHASE
>If this lame whiteboy doesn't stop pretending he's an actor I am literally going to kill him and his prematurely aging girlfriend
>Yo fuck this book
>Y'all want a sequel? Nah, just kidding
If you've played it, this is too easy.

>>699516259
Chrono Trigger

>Doubling money

>>699516606
no. additional hint

>manage more than one person

>>699511429
>(You)
>drive tanks
>russia OP
>more bugs than Starship Troopers

>>699515884
not bethesda
>>699516093
you are correct, but the name of it?

>>699516625
Ok it must be 3D Girl Custom Evolution

>>699516881
Rust?

>>699515274
>>699516881
shoud be Rust then
the cult of the naked will hunt you down

>Dude looks like me, works for my enemy
>Kidnaps my non-girlfriend
>We gotta go toe to toe bro
>Also time travel
If you don't get this one you either recently quit being Amish, just got out of prison, or are underage b&

>Flash game
>Can manage army and shit
>Attack cities with army to become new ruler
>Buy new units in city to upgrade army

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>>699516881
Fuck i dont know! Fresh spawn game where you're naked

>Russia owns the EU servers
>No, you're shit at sniping
>Once you're in your competitive level, you're here forever
>Valve

>>699517146
wait seriously curious as to what this is

>>699517294
CSGO

>>699517333
same, also check'd

>>699517294
Cs:go nigga

>>699511429
> Some dick shot me
> I got better tho

>>699516958
>>699517026
>>699517242
well i guess i was a bit too vague, wasnt thinking of rust, DayZ

>>699517294
Since I havnt played CS:GO, i will say CS:GO

>red, green, blue,
>but mostly white and black
>chainsaw, tommy gun, slingshot, ice gun, electric gun, bazooka
FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID ASS BOMB TRAP YOU DICK! I WAS SNEAKING!

>>699512897
The Olympics

>>699517590
New Vegas?

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>>699517333
>>699517397
o shit i got trips, guess its time to leave 4chan forever, retire with benefits

>>699517635
Ooohhh shit i love that game

>>699517029
Metal Gear?

>>699511429
https://discordapp.com/invite/sP83A?utm_source=Discord%20Widget&utm_medium=Connect&username=guest

>fight final boss first
>fight that one skull guy from Adventure Time
>Give Dwarves explosives
>fight final boss again but in new form

>tears
>basements

>>699514148
Vice City?

>Be kid who likes lizards
>Abducted by lizardman cult
>Get electric chair
>Become Radical blue Lizard who rail grinds

>>699514643
Ace combat

>>699511429
>space
>talk talk talk
>fuck your crew
>taste the rainbow

>>699518164
Binding of Isaac?

>>699518262
Mass effect?

>>699517606
>>699517643
>>699517712
>>699517754
>>699517794
>>699517837
>>699517914
>>699517958
>>699518042
>>699518091

(You)

>>699517029
MGS?

>>699518323
Yep

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>>699518237
Fucking yes! Thank you!

>Sure, you can play multiplayer!!!
>tfw no multiplayer
>Game went from 9/10 to 3/10

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CIA SUCKED MY DICK

>>699518534
No mans sky?

>be grey warden
>save world

>>699518358
yep, 3 to be exact

>>699518534
No Mans Sky

>>699518644
Yep

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>>699512428
Monster Girl Quest.
>>699511731
Bulletstorm.
>>699514643
Warthunder
>>699516859
World of Tanks

HERE WE GO

>owe debt to fatass slav scum
>get tentacle fucked
>invisible cunts
>brain in a jar
>big scary rock
>blyet
-----
>fat hooker coughs in your face
>nazi grandad pins you to a wall
>get shanked by a shifty chink
>club rat dj nigger shoves you off a building
>sket brit slag can't stop blinking
>ass was fat tho
-----
>bird fuck's robot army pushes your shit in
>laser octopus
>captain space nigger gives you a space boat
>blow shit up with frogbeast bro and tentacle slut
>punch bird fuck into the dirt
>fuck those squid pricks
>goddamn space jesus saves the day again

>>699518645
too easy
Dragon age

>>699518534
No Man's Sky gotten a lot of shit lately. my friend loves it

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:)

>>699514148
GTA III

>>699514451
Vice City then

>snipers ass

>>699513810
>>699519039
correct

>>699518534
No Body Buy? :^)

>>699519110
Metal Gear something or other

>>699519110
Overwatch, easy

Here's one nobody ever seems to get:
>sick guy w/ sword arm beats up manhatten

>>699512897
trivia

>>699517860
Correct.
Next one :
> Could be considered edgy
> Name is definitely edgy
> My arms are literally H. P. Lovecraft's personal dildos.

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http://thebarchive.com/b/

search the archive for: CIA SUCKED MY DICK

get smarter. (this will be there in a bit)

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>>699519365

>>699517894
Wow no

> aliens
> military
> you shoot
> escape alt delete
> end

>shitty minecraft

Explore space
build colony's
watch devs keep changing the direction of the game
do dungeons
play a story mode that feels like its a intro to a non existent late game
love the game anyway

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>>699519365
>>699519365

>>699519261
Prototype. 2ez

>assassins creed boat battles in space
>grind for credits so you can buy stuff to grind more credits
>your aunt is an ass and the plot sucks
>the soundtrack is great thoo

>>699519487
X Com

>>699519530
starbound

>>699511429
>"Give yourself to God"
>Ryu but not urban fighter Ryu
>Cat bitch doesn't wear any pants
>Furry hides in garbage can
>Something about dragon niggers

>>699519239
Bingo

>>699519530
Starbound

>>699519508
minecraft?

>>699519569
Correct

>>699515143
>>699517847
>>699519265

>Robots op
>Dog man kind of op
>Cat lady kind of op

>>699519487
>>699519605

nope

>>699519778
League of Legends?

>Libyans don't deserve live

>>699518164
isaac boys

>>699519892
The United States government

>>699519888
Nice trips, but nope.

>Boston steals briefcase
>Russian man kills him
>war over fucking briefcases

>game required RL friends to play it
>get to do all the things you never do outside the game like talking to girls

>White guy nigger girl
>Kill niggers all game long
>Kill like two white people

>infested with 10 year olds
>could had been so much more better but sold off to microsoft
>shitty update
>1.10

>bust viruses
>fight your "friends"

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>>699520200
Pixel world

>>699520200
WoW sold out to activision not microshaft

>>699520289
Megaman battle network series

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUsJXwE73QU

>>699520522
Yeppo

>>699520473
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>>699519999
Holy shit

>>699520192
Resident Evil 5. Next.

>>699520200
Robocraft?

>wake up naked
>steal some shit from dead people
>kill a bunch of insane things

> immigrant
> make muns thru various jobs
> relative or oneitis dies at end

>>699519605
Yep

chucklfish is the kind of dev I hate the most as they make good games then have no fucking idea what to do with them and alot of the time end up fucking them up

still love the game but it feels like every time they take a step forward they take 2 steps to the side and 1 back

>you are an onion head guy
>you climb a tower with each floor presenting a new rule
>god doesn't want you to climb the tower
>very short game
>underrated chiptune soundtrack

>>699520707
Grand Theft Auto IV?

>Travel the country fighting crime and being cool
>Some narcissistic douchebag keeps following you so you kill his pet and crush his dreams just as he achieves them.

>>699514830
Farmville

>dad ded
>civil war in galaxy
>team of pilots

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>>699520620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InGtiEXQyF0

>>699520808
yes good job

>>699520700
The Forest

>>699520707
GTA IV

>>699520120
TF2

>>699511429
>wake up with amnesia
>old man builds your face
>inevitably get stuck in a rock

>>699519579
KERBALL SPES PREEGRUM

>Open bakery
>talk with cats
>fuck your cats
>fuck everyone else's cats

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>>699520620
>>699520620

>>699520987
Fallout NV

>>699521005
I would like to know.

>>699519660
SESAME STREET

>>699520835
Starfox?

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y'all votin sanders amirite

>>699520644


>>699520815
>>699519778

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>>699521005

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InGtiEXQyF0>>699521116

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>>699520929
when your onitis is your brother roman

>>699519689
DING DING DING

>>699520713
i tracked the game from it's early stages, but i wanted to wait before i picked it up.

After I saw people get pissed with the devs fucking up the game, i was somewhat pleased that i didn't invest, though i still feel like i might have enjoyed it.

> you need to find son
> origami

>be pointless and worthless
>never have any girl ever want to date you
>work pathetic job

>>699520733
>it is a flash game

>>699521340
Life

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>>699521343

Bush Sr/ King Abdullah false flag 9/11

>>699521340
4chan

>>699521340
Real life

>devs spend years piling on shaders and coding in a storyline
>nobody could give less of a shit
>everyone still runs over all the pedestrians, goes swimming, and recreates 9/11 multiple times
>devs somehow still think people give a shit about them

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>tfw NEW WORLD ORDER JESUIT CIA

>>699521232
Heavy rain

>>699521340
life

>>699521360
I played it on /f/ but I can't remember it's name.

>>699511731
This sounds a lot like Vanquish too.

>>699511429
as noone seems to get these
>>699513363
>>699516587
street wars construction underworld
>>699516859
World of Tanks

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http://www.nationaldebtclocks.org/

>>699521005
nekopara

>Alcoholism
>Commitment issues
>Loyalty issues
>Nightmares
>edge

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>>699521097
Correct, but next time actually click on my post number

>>699520733
Another hint:
>a stage in rivals of aether references this game

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Sanders got this ..

we welcome our new israeli bagel overlords

>Weeb game
>Turn based RPG
>Killing red dudes daily

>>699511429
>fast cars
>spiderman wheels
>soccer

>>699520815
pokémon r/b/g/y

>>699521614
Ring-a-Ding-Ding

>>699521496
yes

>8-bit
>whip

>>699521676
Fire Emblem

>10/10 breast physics
>this sword has an eyeball in it

>>699518798
>1
metro LL?
>2
duno
>3
mass effect?

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Check Google Maps

>>699521860
Castlevania