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Trips decide what I say (actually)

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Trips decide what I say (actually)
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>>699467063
Plz fuck my dog
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Send nudes
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a dog with udders
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>>699467063
I've always wanted to harpoon a whale ;)
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I love fatties
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Is your daddy in jail? If I was your daddy, I'd be in jail.
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PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE. I WANT TO INHALE NOTHING BUT YOUR ASSHOLE.
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Holy shit I matched a walrus
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>>699467063
You just know she's a fat cow.
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I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
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>>699467063
I know this is a weird question, but... Can I see your feet?
My bro's and I are really into feet, and we'd totally sniff, suck and worship yours if they're nice.
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Sit on my face?
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>>699467557
roll
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>>699467575
this with an XD at the end
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>>699467454
roll
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Hello Emily, how are you?
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>>699467557
this
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>>699467063
Why fat?
Cake?
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nignog
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>>699467723
This
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>>699467911
NIGNOG's DID 9/11
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>>699467454
roll
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>>699467723
lol veto
>inb4 trips
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can i suck on your asshole sugartits?
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I want to slap your ass while you punch my balls
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>>699468001
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>>699467063
I didn't know whales were on tinder
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>>699468001
what if this had gotten it? XDD
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>>699468001


>>how about a quickie?
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>>699467063
Why are you using that stupid filter, are you fucking 12 or something?
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Do you have a sister? do you have a walrus sister? is your whole familly a walrus familly?
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Waiting on trips what the fuck is this? OP gotta move it down to one digit so we can do this with out spending eternity waiting on a get.

Also, Hitler did nothing wrong.
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>>699468001
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>>699467679
Rolling, I like, but with a >.< at the start and XD at the end
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>>699467063

CheckmotherfuckingMATE
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Do you want me to treat you like a dog?
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Ay boss do you like filthy frank XD
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hi buddy wazzup
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>>699467454
Roll
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>>699467557
Roll for this but replace 21 with 23
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Which kennel did you escape from bitch?
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>>699468074
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SOMEONE JUST FUCKING GET TRIPS PLEASE

rolling for>>699467575
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>>699468173
Rerolling
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>>699467454
>Is your daddy in jail? If I was your daddy, I'd be in jail.
rofl. roll
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>>699468255
check
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heil heil
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Anybody got screens from the dubs talks to my mom thread last night?

shit was funny as fuck
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Hello
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how much ?
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>>699467063
fuck you
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listen bitch, im gonna need a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries. FO FREE.
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I wanna bang that palewhale ass of yours ; )
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hey i think you're really pretty, maybe you'd let me shit in your mouth or spread it over your body? can't wait to see you live, i'm filled with excitement ^-^
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Nice rolls
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>>699468531
roll
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>>699467557
Rolo
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>>699467557
Roll
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>>699468485
reroll
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>>699467575
Rerolling. Just waiting for actual trips unlike the last faggot op thread
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OP, the thread will likely be pruned before you get ONE set of trips. Lower it to dubs you goddamned pizza queef.
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>>699467557

roll for this
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Hello friend, my names ____ and I have autism, No need to be afraid! I don't bite and love to play board games and paint, I have a pet dog called Paul and he's really fun! Either way hope you got my message thanks!
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Actually, I'd Love to suck your dad wiggle-diggle
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>>699468531
what the fuck. roll
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i really really like your picture
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>>699467454
Roll
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OK, OP here, dubs it is...
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>>699468750
reroll
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Suck my wiggly nigger dick you walking dorito bag
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>>699468855

I want you to queef into my eye
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>>699468531
roll 4 dis
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>>699468531
roll
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>>699468750
Haha this or some modified version
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>>699467557
roll
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>>699468855
Also nice double dubs

Reroll for>>699467575
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>>699468531
wut. roll
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>>699467557
Rollin for this
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>>699468855
>>699468020
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>>699468531
rroooolll
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>>699467063
"Do you think I'm hot? I'm worried I'll end up a 40-yr old virgin. Does dick size really matter? My ex gf was gay. Does that mean I'm gay?"
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>>699469111
Winrar
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>>699469122
>>699469111

Fucking really, after the rules change both come up.
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you have a rack and a half miss hond
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>>699469111
WINRAR
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>>699469111
and there we are
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>>699469111
god damnit
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>>699467063
Send her a gif of a whaling ship with its harpoon
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>>699469111
Winrar
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>>699469122

go with this one op
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Hey I just wanted to say you are beautiful and I wanted to say i'm so big I can hit the bottom of a tuna can.
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>>699469111
Waiting
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>>699469615

Op i was just replying to the post I didn't mean put it in there
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>>699469615
lol you did the first one as well?
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>>699469915
kek
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Made an addition, it's a killer whale licking its tongue around.
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Hi, My name is Mitch, the cunt smasher.
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Waiting
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>>699470156
inb4 blocked
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>>699467479
Roll
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>>699468531
rolling
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roll
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Her response. Next dub decides mine
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>>699469615
Damn son OP is autistic but definitely not a Faggot (yet).
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Oh cmon just let us have a good time
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>>699471025
holy shit she must be desperate if she hasn't unmatched straight away
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>>699468750
Rolling for this
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>>699471025
lmao op keep going please
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>>699470430
roll
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>>699467063
hey, my name is Chan, can you type Four and date me
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>>699470430
roll
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are you a Virgin cuz Imma kick ya Daddy straight toda feez
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>>699471025
I am chill sugartits.
How about we go out for dinner or something? We can split the bill. And thrn we can have a look at that juicy asshole of your afterwards.
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>>699471477
Winrar
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>>699467575


rollin
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>>699471025
Sry bb I don't mean to offend you. Pls resond. I love u. Pls respond
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mom!?! why are you on here?

nvm, lets fuck
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>>699471477
WinRAR
Deliver OP
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>>699471616
roll
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4 the lols
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>>699471477
oh shit whaddup
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I hate niggers I hate jews I hate Spics and Arabs too. Go ahead and try to sue, I have cash strait out the wazoo
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I have a scat fetish so make sure that you don't wipe the next time that you take a shit so that I can eat the leftover feces out of your asshole while I rim you. let me be your toilet paper baby mmmmhhhhhhh
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>>699471805
Roll
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>>699471805
roll
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you should stop feeding your dog table scraps, he's a little chubby
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>>699471669
you jest OP but I detect high levels of autism from you.
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>>699471885
reroll
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>>699471669
Damn op you autistic fuck, send her one message at once.
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>>699471669
Sry for my autismo pls respond. Plzzzzz
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>>699471805
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>>699471805
rolling
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>>699471805
this
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>>699471932
>>699471669

Hello friend, my names OP and I have autism, No need to be afraid! I don't bite and love to play board games and paint, I have a pet dog called Paul and he's really fun! Either way hope you got my message thanks!
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>>699471805
Rolling
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>>699471805
Do this
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>>699471805
This
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>>699471805
roll
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Hey Emily, you ever pegged a guy? Either way, maybe we could have some Netflix and peg sometime?
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>>699471805
rolling
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dick on ICE
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>>699471669
its like dr Jekyll and mr cunt
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>>699472050
Hello friend, my names OP and I have autism, No need to be afraid! I don't bite and love to suck smelly assholes and dicks, I have a pet dog called Paul and he's really fun! He let me suck his dick and even rewards me with a mouthwash when I'm good. Either way hope you got my message thanks!
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>>699472377
winrar
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>>699472467
Roll
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I want you to put on my fathers worksuit and take me out to the shed and then show me what happens to naughty boys.
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>>699472380
Roll
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>>699472377
WINRAR
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>>699471932
Ha probably, I work out a lot, get laid a lot and have a cute girlfriend though
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Nudes NOW bitch! And mail me a pair of your fuckin panties, worn.
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>>699472467

Hello friend, my names Rick Harrison and I have a pawn shop, No need to be afraid! I don't bite and love to buy vintage board games and paint, I have a pet dog called Big Hoss and he's really fun! Either way hope you got my message thanks!
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>>699472628
This
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>>699471805
roll
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>>699467063
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>>699472628
Roll
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>>699472377
Should I hit 3 unresponded messages with this one? Or toss a 4th one with some "plz respond"s?
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Have you ever tongued an old lady's asshole? Cause that's exactly what I expect you to do tonight
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Tell her that you're a feminist.
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>>699472443
That game is a piece of fucking diarrhea dookie bullshit!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zKzR3yIeZ70
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>>699472809
Plz respond
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>>699472809
nah leave it till she replies. Don't want to look autist
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Lets make it simple. $200. One night. Never see you again. Down?
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/b/thread/699467063
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>>699471805
Say this
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>>699472628
Roller
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>>699472899
winrar
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>>699472890
roll.
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My penis is 7 inches. Around. Think about it ;)
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Fucking deliver OP.
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>>699472890
check em
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Hit her with a plz respond instead
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dont you think girls keep get bigger boobs at younger ages? i mean i saw some at a playground this afternoon and damn did some of them look sweet for a 12 year old.
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OP won't deliver, will he
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>>699473113
ohh close. roll.
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>>699473144
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>>699473221
wow.
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>>699473212
Deliver which one? Just waiting for her to "plz respond" before I hit her with the last dubs post
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>>699473331
ok. really?
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sometimes i dress my dog up in my sisters clothes and pretend its my sister when i fuck it. does this make my dog a roleplayer?
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>>699473379
nah sorry i posted it before i saw that you already said plz respond
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>>699473505
roll
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>>699467063
Wtf thats my cousins girlfriend
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>>699469615
BLEACH

DRINK IT RETARD
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>>699473205
roll
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>>699473724
wtf thats my girlfriends cousin
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She isn't responding so she prob won't ever. Should I move onto another match?
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>>699473805
wtf thats my girlfriends girlfriend
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>>699473823
yeah new thread
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>>699473823
I thought you had her right where you needed her.
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>>699473823
Sure why not OP
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>>699473823
YES!
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>>699473724
Orly
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Is that ur ass or ur face, I really can't tell
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>>699474016
ewwwwwwww
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Next victim
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>>699474155
well that would be a fun starting message
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>>699474016
eww no thats not actually. She looked much thinner in the other pic
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>>699474016
Hey Yo Mama, when did you join tinder?
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>>699474016
not 21
possible pizza warning.
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Ask her if she has utters cuz she looks like a cow
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>>699474289
Roll
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>>699474016
start new thread link it here
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>>699474016
bitch looks like she weighs about 20 stones.
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>>699474335
Roll
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>>699467063
i would like you to shit on my chest
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>>699474335
Roll again
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>>699474335
Roll again again
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>>699474391
>drive about with the windows down

trying to get rid of that fat sow smell.
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New thread
>>699474512
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>>699474409
Ask her if that's her mother
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>>699474583
murican jew! top kek!
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>>699474409

what the fuck does a "stone" weigh

>not americunt
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>>699474391
Look Torrey I need a pair of your used pa ties don't ask why
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>>699474960
Panties*
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>>699474851
about 14 pounds
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>>699474583
roll
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>>699474583
. roll again
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>>699467063

plz fart in your cupped hand and gas mask me with it.
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>>699467575
roll
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Admit that you are prone to raping people
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>>699474673
Roll
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>>699467557
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>>699467557
rollL
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