Bought a bottle of rum.
Just poured my first glass.
Damn good man. Finally finished my working week.
My cousin met her at a party in Burbank last year. They ended up fucking. He said it was totally sub-par. She got shit all over his dick, and violently queefed at the end.
Good. I'm going to get drunk but I have a test tomorrow!
Pardon me for interrupting, but please take note of my dubs! Quite impressive if I do say so myself.
I've been going out at night or meeting with friends in the evening all this week, I think I'm going to rest tonight. Maybe I'll star a drawing.
Awesome! What picture are you planning on drawing?
Whoops, tiny miscalculation.
Now, I invite you all to check the dubs.
Confounded post counter! THESE will be the dubs we've all been waiting for!
I keep telling Ed not to mess with the equipment! This should fix it, please take note of my dubs.
wasnt a total faggot of an op
remember this day
The greatest breakthroughs in science were not achieved without a few hurdles; The same applies to dubs.
Please observe the dubs this time.
I think I've made a breakthrough: Check out my dubs. Intriguing, yes?
Darn it, that was an experimental trips formula. HERE are the dubs!
What in Sam Hill is going on? Where are my dubs??
Here they are. Please take note of them.
I'll think about that right after eating the pizza that is in my oven right now.
I saw that movie today. Love it.
I present you all with the world's first pair of artificially created dubs! Check them, please.
Get a new queen, lots of symbolism, pastel aestethics, ambedient brown/white noises
I buy it in the market, but then I add olives, tuna, more cheese, more bacon... so it's quite complete.
Pretty fucking good man.
Going to be fucking smashed to bits tonight.
It's ok as long as you don't say you're leaving for ever...
I've never actually tried olives
Lmao, I won't
We have a custom here in New Years Eve, we eat 12 grapes while listening the bell in the last 12 seconds of the year. I like olives so much that I eat 12 olives instead of grapes.
What do they taste like? Or is it something you just have to try?
I want to scratch her behind the ears and hear her purr
It's a fucking olive, Idk, just try it kek. They are like beer, the more you eat, the more you like them.
You've never eaten an olive? Where are you from?
I'd love to see her ass in those leggings
>Yfw when you see that ass jogging in front of you in leggings
I guarantee she has shorts on under that
Oh great, its THIS fucking thread again. Look! Look everyone! He did it again! I'm so sick and tired of this same bullshit thread popping up on /b/. Sorry to break it to you faggots, but she isn't hot. At all. In fact, she is the OPPOSITE of hot. I wouldn't touch that thing with my dick if it KILLED me. There are rarely even any good nudes in these threads, so you have drooling neckbeards who sit in their mom's basement with the crusty cum rag ready to have jizz explode from their tiny .3 inch micro penises just from looking at her in a shirt that reveals just a LITTLE too much cleavage. You are all fucking disgusting. Her hair looks like a nigger had just a little too much HIV infested rat for dinner and took a huge shit on top of her head, the bottom of her face looks like it was pushed outwards, her body is nowhere NEAR desireable, and she looks like one of those fatass bitches that sits in a school office behind her computer, eating pringles, and getting mad when "Charlene" didn't like her newest facebook status. I am so fucking done with /b/ right now. Why don't you just go to one of the porn webm threads and get off there? Hell, you could probably get off to TRAPS as easily as you do with this pig. Just fucking stop, OK? Goddamn you faggots make me so mad sometimes.
How have you not had an olive gmt?
I'm sorry but.. I LIED, I LOVE JERKING OFF TO YOUR PRETTY FACE.
UNGH TAKE MY CUM ON YOUR SLUTTY FACE BITCH!!!
But how? Not even on pizza? During holidays? Its so ubiquitous. They are delicious. I'll bet you've never eaten a dragon fruit then. Or a lychee nut.
They're pretty good.
I get a strange feeling of satisfaction when I open one