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CiV 6.0 thread? Let's see how far /b/ can get before total

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CiV 6.0 thread? Let's see how far /b/ can get before total annihilation.

Rules: Only first dubs or higher after this post or after the update count, someone gets dubs or ^ and we wait for the next update to roll again. We lose once the population reaches 0

Population: 100
Resources: 2
Buildings: Town Hall

Go /b/
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Build a snowman
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Breed the said snowman
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>>699408977
Winrar

Population: 100
Resources: 2
Buildings: Town Hall
Misc: Snowman

We import the snow to build a medium sized snowman, it was succesful.
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>>699409190
really nice pixel art shit
get a bunch of dogs
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>>699409256
Thanks anon
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>>699409190
throw multiple molotovs at the forest
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>>699409190
chop some wood and build houses. 100 people in one hut is unsanitary.
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>>699409312
Rolling for this, he is right
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Chop down the wood and replant them. Make another hut near the beach
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Wall pls
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Make a snowman out of shit to exclude the possibiliry of being seen as racists
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>>699409312
rolling
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Also guys, only one command per post please :S -OP
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>>699409312
this
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>>699409190
Burn recources
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Build the watermelon farm
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explore the surroundings
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Worship Cthulhu and breed with the deep ones.
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Now we wait for the watermelon farm.
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export the grass to china
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>>699409488
Winrar

Population: 120
Resources: 2
Buildings: Town Hall - House x2
Misc: Snowman (melting)

We chop down two large trees and build two small houses, the population grows.
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Build a cattle farm
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Start weekly orgies to boost population
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>>699409935
oh my dog even the snowman melts.
REBUILD HIM STRONGER
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>>699410134
Rolling for this
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>>699409935
build a religious monument to strengthen the community
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Hahaha this is actually a fuckin amazing thread

Rolling for a tidal wave coming, destroying all 3 houses
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go exploring
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>>699409935
create some fishing rods and catch some food
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>>699409700
ignored?
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BRING IN THE NIGGERS
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>>699410242
Roll again. BTW there are survivors
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>>699410134
this
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>>699410317
roll
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>>699410348
roll.
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>>699410166
winrar

Population: 140
Resources: 2
Buildings: Town Hall - House x2
Misc: Snowman (He's gonna die any time now)

We boost the population but the sanitation of the village takes a hit, we're dirtier than ever which might lead us to a plague sooner or later...
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Build a gamestop
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>>699410434
lmao not this again
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>>699410389
roll
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Build a smithing hut, then start creating swords and sheilds
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>>699410393
establish jobs for the community (worker, nurse, guard etc.)
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a forest fire starts
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>>699410434
Roll
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>>699410455
this doesn't count
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Build a wall
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create a swastica model made of wood
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OH MY GOD BUILD MORE SNOWMEN
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>>699410176
rolling for this. Also the snowman gains sentience.
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research biological warfare
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>>699410434
Rollerino
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rerolling for the cattle farm
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OP do you just do this in paint?
Also rolling for an empty in ground swimming pool
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>>699410393
build a wall
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10 snowmen are built
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>>699410555
gg boys gamestop it is
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>>699410555
fuck off
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>>699410555
Winarr

Also build a robot mecha
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>>699410555
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>>699410479
rolll
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>>699410393
Exterminate any of the population that has STDs and wash the rest
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>>699410393
create a stronger snowman
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>>699410578
Reroll
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>>699410744
Winnar
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>>699410578
rerollerino
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>>699410809
no
>>699410555
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>>699410555
triprar

Population: 150
Resources: 1
Buildings: Town Hall - House x2 - Gamestop

We build a medieval gamestop, it sells chess. Our resources suffer but the people are mildly happier. Also we've lost the snowman, only his watery remains remain
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>>699410744
>>699410833
What a waste of dubs
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>>699411001
build another snowman, and maintain him carefully. turn him into a religious idol and create a religion regarding him
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let the communitie vote for a mayor
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>>699411001
a tidal wave destroys the gamestop
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>>699410393
plant some more trees
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>>699411001
Airdrop occurs. Bunch of resources and a free dog
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AAA game release. 500fat neck beards storm the village.
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>>699411001
go into the wilderness to find more cows for cheese production
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>>699411019
Need to keep the village safe from brown snowmen
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>>699411073
roll
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>>699411001
Build a cattle farm.
>Place 10pop within it and force them to breed infront of the town
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>>699411001
Explore
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>>699410578
Re rolling
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>>699411062
Rollin for this

Praise the based snowman god
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everyone must wash themselves in the sea every 2 days to remain clean
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>>699409700
OP forgot our Cthulhu worshipping awhile back.
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>>699411088
win
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>>699408927
What game is this?
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feminists kill the male population
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>>699411144
winrar
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>>699411088
Winarr
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>>699411088
this is cheating

roll for >>699411101
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>>699411165
There's only one winrar between updates
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>>699411001
get more cattle for gamestop cheese
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>>699411001
Yo, OP, how do we go about getting some of them resources ? Wouldn't want to run outof them.
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>>699411088
winrar

Population: 150
Resources: 3
Buildings: Town Hall - House x2 - Gamestop

ONLY DUBS AFTER THE UPDATE COUNT PLEASE

A crate falls from the sky, crate religion has been found. We gain some resources and also a dog which is chilling next to the gamestop.
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>>699411310
Explore
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>>699411290
Build some resource gathering buildings
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build a second gamestop
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Build a memorial to Adolf Hitler.
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>>699411310
Militia trained to protect town
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>>699411144
>Based snowman god

we need this. c'mon
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>>699411352
roll
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build a kfc so everyone gets obese
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Do you dumb niggers not get the rules? One winrar per update, stop trying after the first dubs fags.
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>>699411310
Build a fishing hut on the beach
>Then build a wall out of fish
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>>699411310
build a farm
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>>699411422
This.

>>699411333
Won
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>>699411333
>>699411310
explore and invest in infrastructue and crops/hubting/fishing. feed to expand.
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>>699411352
this, also find more cattle for gamestop cheese
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>>699411333
Jesus fuck
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>>699411333
insta winrar
>nice
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build a shipyard
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invent feminism
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>>699411310
How are you making this shit ? Did you study arts or graphic design or some shit like that ?

Also roll for electing a chief/leader to rule the village
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>>699411519
> Population instantly drops to 0 due to stupidity.
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>>699411422
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>>699411538
what's the point to elect anyone if we are the rulers, you dipshit
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>>699411348
Like what ? All I see is trees, does wood count as resource for everything ?
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>>699411333
triplrar

Population: 155
Resources: 2
Buildings: Town Hall - House x2 - Gamestop

We explore, the map expands a little, I can only expand the map so much guys :/ We lose some resources because of it though but we now have more space
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An orcish warband settles on the ridge.
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>>699411648
build farm
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>>699411352
roll
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>>699411538
Didn't study stuff, I just did it in my free time and now this lol But I do make art and animations, check out Extellus on google
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Build a well
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build the Eye of Sauron
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>>699411648
Dig down

We need to go deeper
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>>699411615
you can make a mine for ore
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>>699411648
Build a goldmine
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>>699411648
create a hostile religion around the previous snowman, and build a monument to his day of melting
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build an idol to the old gods for prayer points
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100 of the population dies to dead memes
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>>699411711
Nice
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>>699411711

Winrar!
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>>699411711
oh god
winrar
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>>699411648
Build shrine to the god of war.
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>>699411711
Winrar
>>
Build a farm
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>>699411679
roll
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Goblin army attack
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Build sanitary facilities
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>>699411538
do you need to study arts n shit just to fuck around in mspaint.exe?

also roll for patriarchy, which means all women get enslaved and evry 5 posts one gets killed
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>>699411711
Win
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>>699411711
Winnerarr
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>>699411601
Because it would make sense, what's the point of playing it otherwise ? A leader would open choices like killing criminals, setting order and other shit
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OP You're damn good at art.
You should make this into a "real" game
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>>699411875
yeah how about you just write it
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>>699411703
Not a big fan of your other stuff, your pixelated drawing here is looking much better, IMO you should do more of it.
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>>699411918
You make making games sound easy. Its not
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>>699411711
winrar

Population: 160
Resources: 1
Buildings: Town Hall - House x2 - Gamestop - Eye of Sauron

We not have a mildly effective evil overlord who watches us, the people are not happy because we already have a religion, crate religion. The Eye is situated on a wooden tower. Also it took some resources to be built
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>>699412029
I was thinking of making some but I don't really know what :S
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>>699411978
Its dumb to just say "there is magical peace because i got dubs", its not like you can just build shit without resources, why would you be able to set peace without a leader ?
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>>699412086
Build a farm to generate resources
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>>699412086
Dig down

We need to go deeper
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An outbreak of aids causes everyone to die but 2 people, a man and a woman
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>>699412086
start crusades against crate religion for snowman religion
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Vote Trump!
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Kill 100 of the population
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Clean up the FUCKING village
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>>699412086
You just made Saurons eye into a water tower gg man
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Rolling again for building sanitary facilities
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>>699412086
Roll for building a mine or log camp, for resource gen per turns
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Attract outside investment into our community
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BUILD ANOTHER FUCKING GIANT SNOWMAN BY THE POWER OF QUADS
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>>699412188
Win
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>>699412086
OP I like you and your art but I have to say this eye of Sauron is a bit disappointing
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>>699412155
winner
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>>699412086
Upgrade eye of sauron into trump tower
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>>699412155
ay
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>>699412144
>>699412155
>>699412188
>>699412199
>>699412211
checked
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>>699412155

Win!
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>>699412155
Win
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>>699412086
Mine some stones
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>>699412155
crops or livestock?
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>>699412188
Win

>>699412211
How are they supposed to build it if they have no access to stone, iron ore, or obsidian?
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>>699412144
Ask someone in an artsy board ? I don't really have many good ideas about that to share.
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>>699412086
Make the dog and templarof the crate religion (High Priest) Teach him everything about the religion, and attempt to make him a hero worthy of defeating Sauron.
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>>699412155
winrar

Population: 165
Resources: 2
Buildings: Town Hall - House x2 - Gamestop - Eye of Sauron - Farm

We build a farm and it generates 2R but it takes 1 as well and now we have 2
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>>699412465
get more cattle for gamestop cheese
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>>699412465
explore and invest in infrastructue and crops/hubting/fishing. feed to expand.
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>>699412465
Rebuild the snowman, with a crate on his head.
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destroy the eye and replace it with a swastika >>699412465
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>>699412261
You can upgrade it, it starts off as a wooden tower eye
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>spend months building tower of sauron
>immediately start training a dog to tear it down
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>>699412465
everyone commits suicide
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>>699412515
This
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>>699412465
Build a gulag. Prisoners mine stone and iron.
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>>699412522
HOLY fucking shit I've gotten 3 of the past dubs, the farm, the airdrop, and now this.
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>>699412465
Cut down more trees. Replant. Save resources.
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>>699412522
winrar
>>
>>699412522
Here
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>>699412575
then do some interesting shit
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>>699412522
Winrar but accomplished nothing
>>
Put 5 villagers on cleaning duty
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>>699412465
Are there any other villages ? You wouldnt need to draw it i guess, we could just pretend

Also, rolling for Frodo Baggins being born in the village (Fuck Sauron)
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>>699412522
This is NOT okay anon
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>>699412575
Why waste them on the snowman then ? You know OP is gonna melt that shit
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Build a wall.
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>>699412522
Winrar

Population: 170
Resources: 1
Buildings: Town Hall - House x2 - Gamestop - Eye of Sauron - Farm
Misc: Snowman with a crate on top of it's head

We import the snow and build a snowman, it drains resources, and also we put the crate on top of it. The village is really dirty, better work on cleaning that shit up otherwise
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>>699412795
because HAIL SNOWMAN
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>>699412851
Establish a city watch
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cover the snowman with the dirt surrounding the town.
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>>699412851
DIG DOWN
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>>699412529
roll
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5 villagers on cleaning duty
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build a monument and hostile religion arund snowman
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>>699412851
build EB games to compete with gamestop
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>>699412880
roll
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>>699412866
oh my FUCKING GOD KING OF DUBS.
rolling for exploration
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>>699412887
reroll
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>>699412882
roll
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build a shipyard
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>>699412894
roll
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>>699412851
Clean the village
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>>699412851
clean only the gamestop
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>>699412922
winwinwin
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>>699409700
op is fag
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>>699412922
fucc
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>>699412851
build a canal from the ocean into the city, for sanitation purposes
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>>699412922
holy shit my goddamn luck THIS IS THE FIFTH
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>>699412851
Chop down the entire surrounding forest
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>>699412943
Roll
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>>699412922
you retard he said he cant explore
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>>699412922
Winny ninny
>>
>>699412922
Jesus christ u ass


Trips say we start washing ourselves
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>>699412922
This is fucking bullshit dude, No way you aren't cheating somehow.
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>>699412866
Winrar

Population: 175
Resources: 1
Buildings: Town Hall - House x2 - Gamestop - Eye of Sauron - Farm
Misc: Snowman with a crate on top of it's head

Hail the snowman, snowman religion founded, people are now seperating into two groups, crate and snowman religion
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>>699412994
stop, anon. Leave some for us.
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>>699413074
Divide town down the middle, seperate religions
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>>699413074
Introduce communism.
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>>699413074
dig down
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Build a Public Bath
>>
OP NOW MOER SNOWMEN FROM NOW ON the point is to have fun anon, don't force the snowman :/
>>
clean up the shitty village. chop down that bunch of trees to the south east
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>>699413074
form a militia to kill all the followers of snowman religion
>>
Develop space shuttle
>>
>>699413074
crusade against crate religion
>>
get building a shipyard
>>
PUT SOME VILLAGERS ON CLEANING DUTY FOR FUCKS SAKE WE'RE GONNA GET AIDS

Also OP could you include how much time has passed since the last image?
>>
>>699413074
Why you retard? The crate is ON the snowman they are one and the same retard
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>>699413157
reroll
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>>699413147
roll
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Snowman religion kills every Crate religion believer in their sleep.
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>>699413157
reroll
>>
>>699413074
Mormons settle nearby
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>>699412986
Roll for this
>>
SWASTIKA REPLACEA SAUROM
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>>699413074
The Religions join in peace, since the snowbitch has a crate on his head.
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>>699413196
That's life for you anon
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>>699413155
great waste of dubs
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>>699413074
Chop down the forest and build trump tower in its place
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>>699413157
double reroll i never fail
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>>699413074
dubs king will reign again
rolling for destruction of the eye
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>>699413155
the dubs have spoken

also reroll >>699413190
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>>699413211
>>
>>699413211
winrar
>>
>>699413233
FUCK
>>
a gang of black thugs come to the town and fuck your girl. you sleep outside while they take over the house.
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>>699413222
checked
>>
Orcs build next to village
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Build the senate
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if quads then a blizzard strikes
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>>699413211
winrar
>>
>>699413222
Trips override
>>
Yo how about an earthquake?
>>
>>699413211
Winrar
>>
>>699413222
WIN TRIPS
>>
Mexicans clean the city
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>>699413239
Its not waste, its him stopping the dude that keeps getting dubs from forcing this shit. Fuck that useless snowbitch
>>
WE'RE GETTING MORMONS GUYS PREPARE
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>>699413376
rol
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Clean the village
>>
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>>699413211
winrar

Population: 85
Resources: 1
Buildings: Town Hall - House x2 - Gamestop - Eye of Sauron - Farm
Misc: Snowman

Snowmen kill crates, the population is halved but you never know, there might be some of them left in the hiding
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>>699413409
fuck you too bitch
>>
>>699413501
Public bathhouse
>>
>>699413501
Build dirtman out of the dirt surrounding the town
>>
Build water sanitization building and make villagers clean elsewhere
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>>699413501
You fucked up op
>>699413222
>>
>>699413482
roll
>>
>>699413501
Mine some fucking stones ffs
>>
>>699413501
islam settlers settle nearby
>>
>>699413501
CLEAN THE TOWN ALREADY
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