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Secrets thread. Post your secrets and confessions, /b/

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Secrets thread.

Post your secrets and confessions, /b/
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I dislike niggers
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I miss my ex
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I think this thread and op is fucking retarded. Shhhhhhh
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>>699381248
how long ago did you break up?
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>>699381904
that's a secret
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>>699381042
What is your confession? you have to confess something really nasty first
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I think sexually about people im not supposed to and think about doing sexual acts i shouldnt
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Im a girl. If dubs I post my tits. hihihi xoxo
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>>699382961
Reveal the boobers
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I claim to have a small dick to females. But I'm in fact decently hung.
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>>699382619
Stop worrying about the Thought Police.
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>>699381042

I've sodomized more than a couple of drunked up passed out girls. I only know of one that suspected what happened.
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>>699383582
Has that strategy ever backfired and they lost interest?
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>>699382619
what people? Like friends? Family?
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I'm always angry
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When I was young I was so sexually repressed and didn't know how to masturbate that I wanted to molest my young male cousin. Fortunately I didn't.
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>>699381042
i enjoy consensual sex with the opposite sex in the missionary position
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I pick up unfinished cigarettes off the street. I then keep them under the cushioning of my watch container for an MLB watch that my step-dad gave me when I was five. I'm fifteen now and my mom would kill me if she found out.
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I suck dick for money. I'm the best lay in two towns...
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Someone sent me some old 'special' porn mags back from when the law was different. But they sent them to me with all the pictures censored and only the captions visible.

I keep reading the captions and imagining what's in the censored pics.
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>>699383943
>>699383767
Like family on other shit
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>>699384286
I butt ashtrays all the time and I'm 33. Stay strong nigger bro
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>>699384521
explain anon
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>>699381042
Another man is raising my child and the mother and father don't even know it's mine and not his. Couldn't care less.
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>>699382619
Doesn't everyone do this?
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>>699384685
>Another man is raising my child and the mother and father don't even know it's mine and not his.
> the mother and father don't even know it's mine and not his.
>the mother

If the mother doesn't know, how do you know?
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>>699384620
i get off on weird things
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I used to put a hidden cam to spy my sister while she is taking a bath
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>>699384873

He drugged/drunk raped her. The father is sterile. They think it's a "miracle" baby. This shit does happen.
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>>699385277
give examples.
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Be 14. Get drunk with 18 year old cousin. Both m. I woke up to him playing with my cock. Pretend I'm still asleep and he puts my hand on his cock.. More?
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>>699385563
Nice
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>>699386098
sure.
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>>699385563
do you still have the recordings?
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I personally dont like blowjobs
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>>699381248
Me2fam
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>>699387178
absolutely
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>>699387259
Yeah, giving bjs has gotta suck
>no pun intended
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>>699387524
how old was she at the time?
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>>699381042
I hate eating pussy. I only do it for the female's benefit. I honestly hate doing it.
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>>699387259
maybe you've never had a good one. Huge difference between a good and bad blowjob
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>>699387136
I let him keep playing with my cock and after a little while I acted like I woke up. Checked my phone and laid back down with my ass poking out. Lowered my pants a bit. Before too long he stated playing with my asshole then he started fucking me. I let him fuck me until he came then I laid there with it in me. 10 mins later I got up, went to the bathroom, squeezed it out and licked it up. Taste so good
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>>699381042
For the past five months my friend has been secretly paying me money to drug my wife every couple of weeks so that he can have sex with her passed out body. So far I haven't told her about it and she hasn't realized it yet.
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>>699382961
Do eet
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>>699387683
That's what everyone tells me. Maybe i just need to find a cock whore who actually knows what she is doing. Also a reason i want to find a MILF.
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>>699387649
Its fun if she's clean
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I once ate a bowl of nail..without any milk
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>>699387939
best bj I ever had was from a whore. It was amazing. Mindblowing. I looked her up months later and she ended up becoming a blow-job specialist charging a fortune for a suck.,
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>>699387649
I personally LOVE to eat pussy because it kinda gives me this cannibal feel which completely gets me off.
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I let guys with small dicks fuck me off of craigslist
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>>699387582
like 22 or 23
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>>699383825
>that webm
fucking drugs
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>>699383825
Why the fuck is he doing that?
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>>699388122
Ive never gotten a whore before. I live near detroit so all the whores here are nig dirt and i dont trust that shit.
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>>699388199
in that case, post some pics
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Got my wife hooked on having sex with other women.
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>>699388198
For free??
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>>699388838
how did you manage that?

Do you watch? participate?
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>>699388918
Yeah usually
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>>699388691
her pussy
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>>699381042
I think I cuck'ed myself a few nights ago.

I was with my GF at a party talking to one of my friends. We were all drunk and somehow he dared my girlfriend that she "couldn't tell the difference between her bf(me) cock and a strangers cock blindfolded." At first she thought it was a stupid bet and wouldn't do it but when I heard $100 was on the line if she won I convinced her to do despite her protest. So in the end I watched as my gf got blindfolded and swallowed my and my friends cock to see if she could tell the difference.
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Sometimes, I pretend to be a hobbit to get second breakfast.

Also I enjoy cumming on pictures of girls I know and posting them online. Pic related.
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I have a collection of tributes of my daughter
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>>699388963
She never had a lesbian experience in college and so i encouraged her to try it out and found some hot friends of mine that i wanted to sleep with to sleep with her. After that first time she wanted more and its continued since.

Total participation, when she gets 2 or 3 more women its really hard not to just blow a load right away. She is okay if i have sex with them, but has been pretty adamant that i not cum from them (I.E. they can't finish me off only her) and well since im getting regular threesomes and foursomes. Im not about to stop this gravy train.
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>when I was 14 I used to practice making out on my dog because I was horny as fuck 24/7
>when I was 17 I discovered sex chat rooms and I started to roleplay through text as either a girl to meet other girls or myself to meet guys. I also got extremely good at roleplay through doing it so much
>I used to worry I was gay because I'd masturbate to gay fantasies if they involved shemales crossdressers or sometimes male furries but now I don't care anymore because I've met other people like me through the internet and know its my brain looking for the next arousal high by becoming attracted to more obscure/taboo things
>I think politics are stupid and I have 0 patriotism. I also don't give a shit if you were in the army and gag at the thought of "thanking somebody for their services"
>sometimes I fantasize about breaking up with my girlfriend just to see how I'd handle it
>sometimes I write fake suicide notes to see what I would say in them
>I talk to myself a lot in the car and sometimes in my room. this has stopped a lot in recent past couple of years but I still do it from time to time.
>I think my life will be easier to live once both my parents are dead
>I think masturbation has a control on how I act in social situations. if I go a long time without masturbating I can look people in the eye better and be more assertive and not trip or stutter over my words. I can also be witty without overthinking it and actually fit in to any conversation. then I fap and all of a sudden I feel autistic again.
>I have anxiety about driving other people so I try and avoid it but Ive gotten better at this in the past couple of years
>I think majority of old people are extremely annoying to talk to and I cringe through the conversations I have with them unless its my grandparents because I actually love them
>I'm still uncomfortable talking to my girlfriends mother even though Ive been dating her for almost 3 years. I'm pretty sure the thinks I'm autistic.
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>>699389736
You got played. If she guess right, your friend gave your gf a hundred dollar for head. If she guess wrong, he got his dick sucked for free. Lol
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>>699389513
nice. Moar? Boobs?
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>>699390004
how old is daughter? Who does them?
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>>699390360
14. Guys on Kik.
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I work at a kindergarten and at the same time are sexually attracted to little girls.

I am however a moral person and genuinely care for these kids so I would never ever do anything to them.
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>>699390480
how did you discover this kink? Sounds intriguing.

Do the guys know it's your daughter or do they think you're her?
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>>699384261
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>>699389736
who won though?
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I wanna fuck my mom
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>>699390599
seems stressful. Never broken down and touched one?
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>>699390311
ass
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>>699390645
They know I'm the dad, I don't know where it came from just started a couple years ago. Also have invited guys over to cum in her panties. It's shameful but mostly harmless.
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I masturbated with the pen I use to have customers sign for their pizzas.
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>>699390480
Kik me chuckfinley42
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>>699390838
how old was she when it started?\

do you also cum in her panties and to pics of her? Or is the fetish liking other guys to do it?
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>>699390311
no tits, but pink nipples
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>>699390797
nice...
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>>699391085
very nice. Do you still fap to her?
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>>699391058
12 or so. I do it sometimes too but lately the link is other guys doing it.
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>>699390136
Yes I realized I got played the next day.

>>699390672
We won the $100.
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>>699381248

i wish mine would speak to me
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>>699391173
this sounds intriguing. My kik is questions4chan by the way.

Do you fantasise about her? Is it you fucking her when you do, or the other men?
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When I lived my ex and her mother I would often sneak her mother's white Hanes Her Way panties and sniff them...once I had 3 pairs of her used dirty panties and all I could smell was her panty smell...her mother was similar to her
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>>699381042
...I shower naked...
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>>699390038
are you autistic?
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>>699391167
sometimes
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>>699390779

Nah, I am to interested in there personalities and my responsibility as a preschool teacher that any sexual tension never really bubble up inside me when I am with them. Only psychopathic pedophiles would actually feel the need to destroy other peoples lives. I am however also attracted to normal woman as well, so I can keep it that way.
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>>699391696
good. But don't get caught with shit on your computer or suddenly half those kids will be coached into saying you abused them.
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>>699391003
How?
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I live in a natural nudist household with my family.
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If I wasn't as fat I could suck my own cock, I'm not really fat but my small pudge gets in the way. When I was younger i peed in my mouth on accident while trying to suck myself off, The act itself creeps me out and seems disgusting but I keep trying anyway.
I even popped my back doing it a few weeks ago and it still hurts...
Also, the fucked up thing is that im engaged and I regularly have sex and get blowjobs all the fucking time.
I also tried to kill myself twice but was unsuccessful but I never told anyone.
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I jacked off onto a sand dune on Omaha Beach
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>>699381042
I know all of other peoples secrets and never tell anyone about them.. I just know.
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I'm a closet furry.
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>>699391814

Having it all in my head is enough for me. Maybe some loli, but not much els.
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>>699381042
I am secretly an nechrophiliac and social outcast causing me to be a psychopath to whom that wants to kill and fuck the dead body, I cut and I'm addicted to pain pills, plus I wanna be a cop so yea
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>>699388169
are you part cat or something?
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Had sex outside of my relationship and got her pregnant.
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>>699381042
i have no friends
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I hate who my ex is.. but I loved being with her, and still I want to be with her again..
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>>699392826
does anyone relate?
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>>699389736
this is highly arousing lol. I would be end to some shit like this with my fiance.
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>>699392818
>Confessions thread
>states the obvious
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>>699392605
I also want to have sex with my cousin
>incest is Wincest right?
I also want to hear voices, I already do but they don't "talk" just hear people calling my name even when I'm alone, I also want to hallucinate to see things which is why I want to try lsd or shrooms
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>>699381248
I feel you bro.
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I'm totally in love with this chick from work who has a wonderful family and it pisses me the fuck off because I can't seem to like people 'in my league' so I just end up depressed and get wasted. When I get drunk in front of friends I rave about how I'm not going to kill myself even though I want life to fuckin end. I think I'm supposed to be creative but that must be a joke because I feel like a worthless human who might as well not be alive. Constantly tjonokg about what the point is of it all. I hate life, I hate myself and I wish I was nroaml but I'm not so it's just about dealing with it and trying to not come off as a robot..
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>>699381248
she hasn't thought about you since, in her mind you dont even exist
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>>699381042
i have autism, also im a new fag kinda
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>>699393033
But I also want to hallucinate without drugs, which is why I'm trying sleep deprivation right now, 3:24 am where I am, tips how to stay up? I got caffeine and nicotine what else?
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>>699393136
you need some pussy bro, fuck a cute fat bitch.
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>>699381248
I'm commonly so damn paranoid and anxious(after being jumped) that I can hardly find a girlfriend so my life seems to fall into this rut of constant single life. I've had sex with 41 os so people but I get no love. Idk what it is. So hard for me to just find someone who wants to love me because of who I am instead of what I have/haven't got.

I'm jaded from synthetic drug abuse.

I spend way too much time online. So much so that my eyesight is sufferibg tremendously... But I' m addicted to porn and browsing the web for ease of knowledge. It fuxkibg sucks man.
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>>699393263
kinky goat and nigger porn
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>>699392826
>>699392952


Yes. The worst part is that they rejected me heartlessly after leading me on for the longest time and despite how horrible he was I would take him back if he would have me. It's ridiculous and pathetic but i would. Without hesitation.
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>>699393263
I've also planned and plotted out how to commit mass murder but I can't do that
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>>699393303
Problem is, the cute fat bitches hate me to. Actually they actively despise me and wish I was dead! At least that's what my brain is telling me
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>>699381042
I have a tight group of friends and every couple of weeks we'll all meet together and spend the entire day just having a full on orgy.
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>>699389152
M or f?
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I have had sex with two women residents at the assisted living facility where I work. I was warned the women often offer blowjobs to the male staff but I have actually put my dick into 70+ year old pussy. Fuck you assholes for judging.
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>>699393381
i got jumped too, was fucked up mentally for a while but youll get over it man. as for spending too much time online, try watching some good art films. tarkovsky, pasolini, godard, kurosawa, suzuki, bergan, bresson...dude theres so much cool shit out there
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>>699393684
you mean you role play with your mlp toys
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>>699381042
i am the Punisher. 32 kills so far
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>>699393398
yeah I know right? its fucking annoying that if she came back I'd say yes
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>>699393897
God is the only one who can judge you.
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>>699393398
I had this gf two years ago, I almost killed her bf, knife to the neck, but friend knocked my hand away
>so close too
Anyways he called me a pussy, fast forward to June 1st, we started dating I go to her house and we have sex and make love, June 5th she cheats on me with the same guy I tried to kill he beats her and calls her things, and he cheats on her, fast forward to half of 2015 senior year, her and meet up at her place and she cried and tells me how sorry she is, shouldn't have left and cheated, I didn't forgive her, but we still had makeup sexs, fast forward to two months later the last time I talked to her and the last thing she said was "I'm about to get in the shower, I'll call you when I get out" man or man that's a long shower because I'm still waiting on that call
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I've been in love with my ex's best friend since even before we started dating
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>>699393684
How did this come about?
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>>699392605
>plus I wanna be a cop
I will not doubt police brutality reports for the rest of my life.
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>>699393398
It is, if she came back if probably take her back too, I miss her and the physical contact, cuddling made sleeping peaceful
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>>699393598
your brain is full of shit, bitches are shallow so go work out a few times a week. bitches dont care if your ugly if you have abs.
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>>699393897
Top zozzle. I ain't judging, you glorious faggot.
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I'm in love with my girlfriend of 3 years but I'm also in love the slut girl I cheated on her with.
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>>699394394
some people dont understand that it is totally possible to be in love with two people
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>>699394265
Well, I don't wanna hurt good people
I do bad things to bad people
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I'm fuckbuddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister
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>>699381042
I'm addicted to sharing pics and vids of my gf when I get drunk and horny and afterwards I regret it and worry about her getting spread and reposted. It's exciting until I cum and then it's terrifying.
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>>699393948
>>699394339

It's the most disgusting feeling. I was a good partner, as objectively as I can claim, and I know I deserve much better. Part of me would want to reject him, like he rejected me, but I know I wouldn't.
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>>699394645
my nigga. same feels here
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>>699387719
>implying
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I love eating my little brothers ass -_-
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>>699394588
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>>699394691
is this a self esteem issue? or something
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>>699389736

We're there any other women at this party?
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>>699394135
The last time we spoke, a few months ago, the last thing he said to me was disgustingly deceptive and since then, I can't even get him to tell me how he's doing. I keep trying like a fucking retard.
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I've always enjoyed holding my poops in, but as a kid constantly had shitty underwear.
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>>699394752
It's so hot sharing a video of her sucking cock and hearing anons telling me they like it or want more, but I have this anxiety afterwards that the video is gonna end up on a porn site.
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>>699394776
how is it? ive had horse burgers before but not jackass, probably about the same i guess
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>>699394691
I know how you feel, I've know this girl for 4 years, I've helped her through an abusive bf, but she broke my heart, id bring her back in even if I knew she'd break it again because she'll be happy for a little and so will i
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>>699394534
The bad people are billionaires and millionaires with over $1.5m.

>Don't sell yourself short by becomong a cop. Go get 'em tiger!

#makethemshare
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>>699393033
You could make shrooms
Yourself
Not hard. I too have wanted to fuck my younger cousin for years. She is crazy hot
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>>699394840

No, I have (or had) a pretty healthy self esteem. I've never felt like this about anybody before and I've also never tolerated being treated anything like this before. I don't know what it is about him but I don't like him and just wish I could get over it.
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>>699395002
i worry more about her somehow seeing it, and knowing it was obviously me who shared it. but fuck i wish half the shit anons post of their gfs was as good as the shit on my phone
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>>699394928
what did he say?
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>>699394928
I helped this girl through sickness and health, she tried to off herself and who was at the hospital, me, not her bf
Why do we do this to us, go to someone who hurts us
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>>699395244
Show us
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I have a girlfriend that I love. But, I don't like the way she looks, sometimes her head legit looks like a potato. Tempted to find someone else but, I don't know if I can and, I don't want to upset her. She looks pretty sometimes but, other times its hard to look at her.
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>>699393449
Please don't do that bro, innocent people don't need to feel your wrath.
You have so many other options to get that shit out.
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>>699384286
>underaged
Gtfo
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One time I found my sisters dildo and put it in my mouth. Not ashamed
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>>699382961
Why you wanna do that to yourself? Still Rollin for it though
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>>699395118
Oh I don't trust the government, that is where all the bad people are
>but a cop is government
Yes I know, I keep my enemy at arms length
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>>699395340
Are you me? Get out while you can. I married the potato and now I'm miserable.
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>>699395002
>but I have this anxiety afterwards that the video is gonna end up on a porn site.
It probably already has.
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>>699395470
Hot. Pic of sis?
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>>699394588
Pix?
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>>699395340
Hahahahahahahahaa is this real?
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>>699384685
Story nigga
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>>699395554
God I hope not
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>>699395351
I know, I need help but people will see me as a monster that I am not, I don't want to hurt people I just have these thoughts
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>>699395656
kind of sounds like you're turned on by the idea.
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Huge cuck kik me aleeshaisperfect
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I'm scared my boyfriend will kill himself if I leave him
But that doesn't make it okay that I'm cheating on him
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>>699395707
When I'm horny maybe, but I have serious anxiety afterwards
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>>699395562
I could but, for her safety and mine I'm not going to. Sorry anon
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>>699395488
That made me laugh and I'm sorry that I did anon
>married a Potato
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>>699395285

That he's not willing to rule out anything (relationship wise) if there was a way we could make it work that we could live with. I guess that changed, but he didn't care enough to at least let me know.
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im gay
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I made a move on my best friends mom. We were talking about normal shit and I made her laugh and she put her hand on my shoulder and went down my back. She later went to take a shower. I waited for my friend to be distracted then I went to her room(master bedroom and bathroom connected). I knocker on the bathroom door and at first she thinks im her son going to ask for something. I come out from behind the door and she is covering her body with the shower curtain, her face is nervous and red. I say something like I don't know what im doing here as I walk closer. She says "oh...okay bye".I leave.realize that life is not like a porno.fml
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>>699395785
You need to leave him. What you're doing is selfish and wrong.
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>>699395611
Yes this is real.

>>699395488
I don't want to hurt her feelings, know what I mean?
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I used to let a 13 year old white girl suck my dick. Surprising thing is, she was the first and only girl to ever make me cum from a blowjob.

I started eating her out, licking every part of her and talking her through all things sexual later.

Was beyond frustrated that I couldn't fuck her and started getting jealous. I told her that women three times her age have trouble with me and we would be close for the rest of the night. The furthest I was ever able to go with actual sex with her was getting the head in. She loved it, did not enjoy how sore she was the next day and I hated having the blood on my sheets.

Eventually, things cooled down. She walked in on me fucking the shit out her older sister. The older sister she hated deeply.
The older sister laughed and said something about how she had a crush on me.
I hatefucked said older sister raw. Just railed on her pussy all night. Had a lot of pent up sexual aggression and need built up.
Kicked her out naked into the front yard in the morning. She gets off on the abuse so she'll be back

Her mother called me and asked me where she was later. She had apparently run away and thought she would come to my place.
Spent the rest of the day driving around town looking for her. Calling her friends I was worried sick.
She was on my front porch.
I held her while she beat at me with tiny angry clenched fists. She shouted some obscenities that I didn't know she knew and a few that I didn't know. Why her, why her.
I told her that I loved her and always will, she then asked me again. Why her. So I told her the truth.
She looks like you and I needed to be with you in that way. This opened the flood gates.
It also signed the end of the close sexual part of our relationship.
I held her while she sobbed. I carried her up to bed and laid with her. I held her close and fell asleep.

I miss having her with me. But she's growing into a beautiful woman, and she needs a man who'll be there for her and love her honestly.
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>>699395901
is he dating someone else? Have you managed to at least have a good rebound fuck?
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>>699395703
I get you. I have crazy fucking thoughts all the time. I just don't act on them. And if it gets too crazy I know I gotta talk to someone. There's always some one to listen.
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>>699395785
My ex, her bf, did the same thing, he bluffed the whole thing but she was too dense to see
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>>699395066
>>699395298

I would like to think I helped him through a lot of ups and downs, but I can't even be sure of that. It sucks when i would just be happy to help him get through and feel better, but he won't even allow me that.
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>>699381042
secretly a cross dresser, i wear my girlfriends clothes and everything and she has no idea
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>>699381042
I'm a cuckold. I like to share my girlfriend with random strangers just for the fun of it.
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>>699395775
What are you offering friend? Or looking for?
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>>699395957
>know what I mean?

Yeah, you still care about her but the love isn't there anymore and you want someone who doesn't make yoyr dick shrivel. You probably don't want the confrontation of a breakup either.
You ain't alone dude. I hate it.
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>>699396025
I haven't acted on them, just deep scary thoughts
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>>699396018
none of that happened you sad fuck
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>>699385277
we all do man
examples?
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>>699384112

David Banner?
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>>699395785
who are you cheating with?
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>>699395707
Fuck you anon, now you have me thinking about it.
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>>699395941
Lololol niiiiice
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>>699391478
good for you man, i had to delete all my sisters nudes i found, i regret it every once in a while she is so fucking hot
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>>699396024

I don't know. I'm assuming he found someone better and just couldn't be bothered having the nerve to say so.

I haven't. I'm weird in the way that despite how much I enjoy sex, I can't get in to one night stands for some reason. Even fapping takes a lot of effort. It's annoying the effect that a broken heart has on my libido.
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>>699381042
I find one of my cousins sexually attractive.
>I first met her when she was fifteen and I was much younger.
I shall take this to my grave from now on.
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>>699396174
Yea, some people can just be a real dick or bitch and yet people like us, we tolerate it
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>>699396018
That is the most neckbeard fantasy ass bullshit i have ever seen on this entire website.
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>>699392160
when in your life timeline did you try to kys?
also auto-felatio is fun and not that weird, dont feel bad
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>>699396018
How old were you when you were with her sister?
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I'm still in love with my ex from over a year ago. 7/10s and 8/10s have directly asked me out and I just can't date them knowing that I'd be loving someone else

I've never told anybody this
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>>699396394
if you like the idea, post us a vid anon
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>>699388371
Schizophrenic Russian thought the government had implants in his eye
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>>699396372
your mom.
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>>699396515
nothing wrong with not being a homofag, dont let society tell you otherwise.
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I like to feel pain, I date girls who will hurt me and make me feel useless
>why
I don't know
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>>699396688
checkd
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>>699396556

We shouldn't, but we do.
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I'm too lazy and scared to do anything in life. People think life is going well for me.
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>>699396299
Well don't let it get out of hand and reach out if it gets too bad.
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>>699396716
... https://www.dropbox.com/s/dstehsx45fswybq/IMG2.mp4?dl=0
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>>699396708
hate to break it to you but you need to move on
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>>699396482
How old is she and how old are you?
Does she know your attracted to her ?
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>>699396839
I don't even know why, I study human emotion and I can't understand why other people or me do it
>guess that's love
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I think I facilitated my brother sleeping with our cousin. we don't talk about it, and I haven't talked to her since I drove her home that morning 2 years ago.
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>>699396270
Well, I might leave. I don't know.
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>>699381042
All those my gf is crazylar about me I think she is a cheating whøre donno why
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>>699396881
I've tried no one listen or I'm treated like a monster so I hide behind a fake mask
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I want to fuck my sister. She posted this today after a day at the river and I swear that's a wet t shirt see through nipple on bottom left. I was super hard and didn't care about the fact that she would get a notification of me taking a screenshot.
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>>699396889
Saved and shared to reddit dot com
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>>699396372
A guy who I can actually relate to on an emotional level who doesn't just talk to me because he's horny / ignores me the rest of the time
That shares my feelings and beliefs and treats me like a person rather than a possession
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>>699396889
nice dude
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>>699396895
I know. I really fucking wish I could but I can't. Ive tried to make myself interested in other women, and completely block myself from seeing anything that has to do with her, and not talking to her, or looking at old pictures, or anything. But I still can't stop. It's affected everything. I used to make literal disco and house, and now I make this fucking weird time signature experimental distorted music, and the two styles immense contrast really show the difference of me before and after breaking up with her.

I just can't fucking stop thinking about her no matter how much I try to distance myself from her
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>>699397225
What do you believe?
In fact what do you all believe?
>I'm an luciferian
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>>699397004

If you ever do figure out why, please let me know. I want to know how to stop.
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>>699397205
Really? What sub?
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>>699397205
Dickhead lol
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I feel like I might be bisexual. I'm attracted to dudes, but the thought of kissing/fucking them grosses me out. So I don't really know what this attraction is, but it's there. It's weird.
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>>699397440
The Satanic Temple-style atheism
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>>699397225
sounds like you should be dating that guy.

Don't let yourself get tied into a relationship by someone threatening suicide. It's not fair, they're usually lying and certainly manipulative assholes.
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>>699397153
What's her age and yours?
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Sometimes with my ex of a few years ago we'd fuck with a condom on and I'd fake nutting in her then I would say I was cleaning up in the bathroom and dip into her sisters room and have her finish me off.
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>>699396889
that was amazing
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>>699397553
Aesthetic probably
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>>699397530
dont worry your fine haha, maybe you should try telling your girlfriend to ease the guilt?
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>>699396889
moar. I wanna see her pussy
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>>699397474
I'll make sure I'll get on the news when I figure it out
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>>699396889
hey man, is it okay if i show that video to my girlfriend? she needs some pointers haha
>>
Shared pics and into about someone I know with random strangers on a random text site while they did whatever on their end.
>>
I look at naked women on the Internet, and then I clean my internet history.

>like a fukkin boss
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>Be me
>age 15
>go to school
>hot teacher approaches me 8/10
>immediately spring out a boner
>she tells me to bring up my report on volcanos or some shit
>luckily brought my hard drive that contains pre-done work
>told to use her computer
>put that shit in
>just now I notice the hard drive had 'kinky deprived shit' written on it
>OH SHIT
>immediately try to pull the garddrive out but my weak 15 year old beta arms just can't
>fuck
>I realize I had two options, say that it was my dad's or sit in silence
>Still in shock so I couldn't really do anything
>porn pops up
>It's a midget sucking off some dude dressed up as rudolph while another midget dressed up as santa fucks him in the ass
>silence commences
>nobody does anything for a good 5 minutes
>somebody noticed my hard-on
>I take this as my chchancto run and run out of the school since it was already 4:30pm
>stay at home for a week
>as soon as I return everybody starts looking at me funny
>talk to my best bud
>he doesn't want to talk to me and tells me to meet him afterschool
>go to that shit
>he tells me that words about me showing porn to the class spread like wildfire
>go to school next day
>girls are giggling at me and nobody hangs around me anymore
>turns out word also spread throigh the town
>parents are the only one's who don't know yet
>luckily they decided to move to another state
>move to another state and considet this as a new start
>go to another school
>OH SHIT.jpg
>see the same teacher
>turns out that after seeing that shit she decided to move to a more "humane" school
>she immediately recognizes me
>she starts giving me all sorts of weird looks
>wasn't long before she told the other faculty in school
>2 years later and the faculty still giggle when they see me
>one of the children of the faculty ask him what happened
>he tells his kid
>that fucking kid told everyone the following day
>everyone knows
>fast forward 5 years later
>second year of college
>new best friend tells me I should hook up
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>>699397757
Lol not my girl lol I didn't post the video.
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>>699397426
that means your not over her man, try to get some good friends and family in your life, talk to them about this, you need people that care about you not anons on the internet :)
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>>699397633
His life is honestly not great though
I'm pretty sure he (at least subconsciously) hates women but all the women in his life have treated him like dirt and I really can't blame him for that
I really just don't want to make it worse for him and whoever he's going to be with after
Though I've already fucked it up as is
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>>699382961
You know the rules.
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>>699397757
Did you really post to Reddit?
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>>699396982
she was like 23 at the time and i was 15 found her pics on her computer and saved them to my cloud, but i was showing my friends some pictures from my cloud and they almost saw, so i got scared and deleted everything, i would 100% share if i could get them back, theres no pussy but some very nice langeire
>>
I'm Kill (Sometimes Mutilate) People For Money. I've been doing it for years now (9) I post about it constantly knowing you could never tie me to any of them.(also the creative 2 edgy 4 me post)
>>
>>699397850
Lol what
>>
Fuck it why not, never told this but I just feel like it right now:

Everyone around me thinks I run a sucessfull online business but I actually just won close to €800.000 in the lottery 3 years ago.

Everyone is always smiling at me, congratulate me on my sucess and all while I make up bullshit on family dinners.

I have been saying for all my life that I am never going to work for anyone else but me and thus started my own business after school but I never really was that successfull. Had a few good years and quite a few bad ones, barely earning enough to pay the rent.

Now I bought a small appartment and everything is looking pretty good, but the reality is that I am living of that lottery money and it is going to run out in a few years.
Worst part is I started playing the lottery again.
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>>699397658
>>699397314
Glad you liked
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>>699398175
Good for you bro, hey better safe than sorry.
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>>699398017
shit my bad haha
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>>699392521
You are lucky, i love being around little girl too, but would never sexualise them though. But i kind of think my feeling toward them is not "normal", i just find them cute and all but also think people would think i'm weird if they knew :/
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>>699396889
>dont worry your fine haha, maybe you should try telling your girlfriend to ease the guilt?
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>>699387566
Bahahaha especially if you dont get a bj back like always!
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>>699397768
You're a gem anon
>>
>>699398194
How do you deal with? What is it like to take a life? I study human emotion, behavior trying to figure out love,but I too like minds like yours, don't get to talk to too people with minds like yours
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>>699398166
i wasnt the one who said i did haha,
im the one that is going to show my girlfriend your video if thats okay with you
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>>699396300
>>699396563
Ok.
>>699396688
31
Her sister was 23 at the time and had two children.
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>>699398065
you need to find an exit strategy. This shit isn't your responsibility and you've found a guy you actually want to be with.
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>>699398392
any clue how to get it back?
ill dump if i could get them back
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>>699398475
Only women can find kids cute, men aren't allowed to
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>>699397205
Did you actually post to Reddit?
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>>699398578
Thank you, you're a gem for listening and talking to me
>>
i gett off sometimes looking at my own dick and the size of it
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>>699398660
dads can sometimes tho
especially gay dads
>>
>>699398584
I guess
>>
During my breaks, I masturbate in the restroom while thinking of all the pretty girls I served coffee to.

I never wash my hands.

I enjoy the thought of everyone tasting a little bit of me in their everyday coffee.
>>
i think my secret is this is my favorite thread on the 4chans so far in my 3 years being here
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>>699398475
It's really not normal. Tbh, but hey as long as no one is harmed and laws aren't broken your good ;)
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>>699397639
1.5 years apart. I'm 23
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>>699398802
i wont if that would upset you though :/ im your friend
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>>699398881
what threads do you normally like, anon?
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>>699388122
Me too lolllllll justin beasley a homeless fuck face who lives with is grandmom
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>>699398276
Why didn't you put it into the bank and live off of the interest while having a small job on the side?
Could have been enough to pay rent and bills while the job could have kept you sane and gotten you some pocket change.
>>
>>699397639
That's totally nipple though right?
>>
I like to take creepshots while playing Pokemon GO.
>>
I like to play Pokemon GO near schools.
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>>699398732
Just messing with ya dude, great vid, she sucks real good
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>>699398928
i like any good ylyl thread as much as the next guy but if im in the right mood and feelin it trap is my home.. but besides this speciall little thread my fave is raid threads fuck milo stewart
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>>699398660
Thanks for saying that. I like hot teenagers to watch but kids is just not ok.
>>
I can't get a girl at all. Not even a sensual hug from a bitch. I know deep down its because I'm a pussy but I want to believe I have a curse.
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>>699396716
I deleted, and now the anxiety sets in
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I constantly sneak upskirts of my MIL. I sniff and lick and suck on her dirty panties. I blow loads into her clean panties and spread the cum into many pairs. I've busted a load into her night stand lotion. I cum on her toothbrush every few weeks. Once when she was passed out I slid my cock between her bare feet and nearly came instantly.
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>>699398618
Thank you anon
I appreciate it
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>>699381042
I am BI and no one will ever know.
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>>699398737

any time anon. i've always got an ear, if you want i can make a throwaway you can contact me on if you need to vent further
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>>699399103
Glad you liked. I already freaked out and deleted it lol
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>>699397994
>I take his advice
>look in the local bar
>see a 7/10
>approach her
>2 weeks later and we hook up
>fast forward 1 year later
>we about to fuck
>she succs me off
>she starts giggling
>ask her why she's giggling
>she starts talking about the time some kid with a boner showed the class porn involving some guy dressed as rudolph, one dressed as santa, and how the dude in the rudolph outfit was sucked off by a midget
>too embarrassed to tell her it was me
>fast forward 12 years
>we're married, she's about to have a kid, and to this day I have never told her that I was the kid who showed the class porn
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>>699399103
thats what im saying man haha i need one of those, you can see the exact moments when she puts in all her love, thats not just a blowjob right there thats a loving sexual display

thats everything thats missing from my relationship right now
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>>699384407
just scrape the black paint off.
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>>699398976
You bet your sweetass it is. Lol she looks super hot. I'm so jealous of you.
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