hey /b, can anyone tell me what this thing is? found it by an open drainage pipe
cool he's just kinda chillin now
there is nothing wrong with my thumb
my thumb is perfectly fine, stop talking about it
there is absolutely nothing normal about your thumb, it's the size of a big toe. it looks like several bees stung you. it looks like you've been penis pumping your thumb because you're insecure.
Fucking shit, what the fucking shit is wrong with you OP?
Bumping this soon to be legendary thread
Are you the same person as this guy OP? Show us what your room looks like.
Put me in screencap if anything happens
im not gonna post pics if you keep being assholes
shit man that fucking finger is thicker than my dick
Careful when you handle that gecko, you should put these gloves on OP
op here posting pic of room gimme sec to tidy up
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You found that thing that you dont`t know what the fuck it is and just grabbed it ?
either you have big balls or are dumb as fuck it cannot be both.
can't get good lighting but where i sleep
>never been to disneyworld before
>bring grill friend along
>buy the tickets, we're about to get it
>at the gate they ask us to scan our thumbprints
>i put my thumb on the scanner
>"please take your toe off the machine sir"
>w-w-what do you mean?
>"this is for thumbs only sir"
>t-there is n-nothing wrong with my thumb, please stop talking about it
>girlfriend is shitting herself laughing
>people behind me in line are getting impatient
>spaghetti starts falling out of my pockets
>run away in fear
>girlfriend goes to disneyworld without me
op here. I have many homes
not that mad max guy btw
Nice Trips Thumbs Up
more thumbs coming your way
it goes down
this is my shop
Earlier this month Peter Hill from Melton claimed that his finger length became a clue for the diagnosis of his prostate cancer – after he read a newspaper article which explained that a man whose index finger is shorter than his ring finger (resulting in a low 2D:4D digit ratio) has a higher risk of developing prostate cancer.
Welp that's not fucking creepy looking
op here, huh, found a peanut. and just in the nick of time too
its weird if u found it by drainage pipes cause they prefer hot and dry places. what country/province did u find it in? if its not anything like its natural habitat it might be an abandoned pet
Nice find better than pokimon but anyway that place seems like a fucking place to make a horror movie.
are you a serial killer ? you can become the swamp killer as nick name are you from florida ?
Do you have any ritualistic sculptures like pic related, OP?
op here its getting really hot gonna go inside now
anything else you wanna know
It's too dark out right now maybe later this week
what's the point this isn't even gonna get epic bread
why do you have a cast tape labeled Hamsters?
they make amazing pets! You need a proper set up though. A cage with some bedding in it isn't enough. They need proper heat and light. I had one for a while, but they really only eat live stuff. Running to a petshop every day for crickets or having enough for a week and not sleeping cause of their chirping was a pain in the ass.
nice high school level spanish skills
srry trying to censor my loction
op here, keep the thread alive please
answering questions amd shit
OP IS LITERALLY SHREK IRL?! I'm FREAKING OUT. SHREK IS FUCKING REAL!!??!?!
Are you holding the paper with your toe?
Are you Shrek? No seriously, you look like Shrek. Go to DreamWorks ASAP, I bet they'd hire you to star as Shrek in a live action adaptation.
not that surprisingly tall actually
thumb in pooper
Nah Nigga, this is Shrek, in flesh and blood. He just isn't green because it's like that one time in one of the movies where Shrek turns into a human.
thislthread is dying and doesn't even have 300 replies
Holy fuck, you really are Shrek, the resemblance is uncanny.
I am not shrek
This. Holy fucking shit, the only explanation I can think of is that he's Shrek.