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hey /b, can anyone tell me what this thing is? found it by an

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hey /b, can anyone tell me what this thing is? found it by an open drainage pipe
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>>699338389
looks like some kind of dog
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>>699338389
its leopard gekko
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>>699338389
thats the yellow back tiger run before it lays it eyes in your eyes and kills you fag

>they're great
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It's a leopard gecko. I used to have one, his name was Toast. Cool fuckin dude.
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>>699338389
I think it's a dog
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Judging by those warts its my crotch.
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>>699338389
its weed rip a piece off and smoke it
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>>699338612
Can confirm
It's a dog

/thread
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>>699338389
Nice ogre hand op
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>>699338612
This, it's a great dane
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gecko, my sister has one. unless youre a manlet its an okay size one too. sell to petco for $$$$big$$$bucks$$$$$$
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Pull its tail off.
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>>699338675
>used to have one

until you got lazy, stopped feeding it, and let it die?
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how come your thumb is your big toe?
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cool he's just kinda chillin now

>>699338957
there is nothing wrong with my thumb
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>>699339370
except that it happens to be a big toe
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>>699338389
either keep the little fella or sell it
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>>699339370
Eat the snek.
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>>699339370
If I were you I would seriously consider having that growth on your hand removed.

>you know, the one that looks like a big toe
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>>699339780
this one?
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You're going to want a terrarium. Look up details and shit. Could be a nice companion.
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>>699339640
here we go again
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>>699340072
this one>>699339370
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>>699340294
/r/ing that thread, you know the one.
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>>699338621
.this is actually true
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>>699339974
my thumb is perfectly fine, stop talking about it
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>>699340678
there is absolutely nothing normal about your thumb, it's the size of a big toe. it looks like several bees stung you. it looks like you've been penis pumping your thumb because you're insecure.
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>>699340678
You have weird looking feet op. The only thing that seems to be normal is your big toe
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>>699340678
chode thumb
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>>699340495
nah he seems pretty cool
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>>699340678
YOUR THUMB IS ALMOST IDENTICAL TO MY BIG TOE WATCHU MEAN THAT SHIT IS FINE? CUT THAT SHIT OFF FAM
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>>699340678
Hey OP, I found your twin
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>>699341122
Leopard geckos are pretty chill.
Check crotch area post pics
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timestamp
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>>699341498
the fuck? why
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>>699341624
Fucking shit, what the fucking shit is wrong with you OP?
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>>699341624
shit man your whole hand is fucked up son.
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>>699341624
Bumping this soon to be legendary thread
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wtf is wrong with your thumb OP?
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>>699341624
>>699341422

Are you the same person as this guy OP? Show us what your room looks like.
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>>699340678
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>>699341903
Put me in screencap if anything happens
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>>699341745
Boy or grill.
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>>699341624
OP, for the love of Christ stop posting pictures of your feet.

>only your big toe looks normal.
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i bet you beat all the thumb wars don't you OP?
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>>699338389
>dat tumb doe
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>>699342106
>if anything happens

Did you fucking miss >>699341624 ?
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>>699342176
Kek
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This thread will be legendary I can see it
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>>699342146
This might make me have a foot fetish.
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dinner
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Put me in the cap
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>>699342247
That's not anything worth screencapping you mongoloid.
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im not gonna post pics if you keep being assholes
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>>699338389
Shrek found a gecko in his swamp.
Is this another sequel?!?
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is this you?
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>>699341624
shit man that fucking finger is thicker than my dick
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I have never laughed so much.

OP, you're fucked up big time

>take your shrek hands and fuck off back to Hogwarts
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>>699340678
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>>699342468
Compare your toe with the gecko's toe.
Check em
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>>699341422
Yup there we go. This thread RIP, sorry.
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>>699342468
Ive been nice please post gecko dick/puss
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>>699342415
Oh? when was the last time you saw someone with a chose for a thumb?
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>>699342470
Shrek 6: It's all Ogre Now.
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>>699340072
The fuck is wrong with your thumb? that shit looks like your toe.
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>>699342468
Dude, post what the rest of your room looks like. Do you live alone?
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>>699339370
Are you the guy who lived in a basement of a Polish family?
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>>699340072
Wtf is that a snake in upper right corner??!
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>>699338389

What's up with the ogre thumbs
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It's not worth the screencap. It someone does, it'll be: "8/13/13. The day /b/ discovered anon with a chode for a thumb"
Anyways, sage.
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>>699338389
Op has fingered more girls that all of you
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>>699338957
asking the important questions
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>>699341422
do you have the complete thread? I can't find it in my files
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Careful when you handle that gecko, you should put these gloves on OP
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>>699342969
>>699342644
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op here posting pic of room gimme sec to tidy up
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>>699342997
Fucking kek
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>>699342561
Top Kek comment
also
>>699338389
You found that thing that you dont`t know what the fuck it is and just grabbed it ?
either you have big balls or are dumb as fuck it cannot be both.
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>>699342997
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>>699343084
Alright, thanks OP.
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>>699342993
http://imgur.com/gallery/OH1lW
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I hypothesise OP is the same person as in the previous thread.

I propose he should not kill himself but

>cut off his fucking toe thumb and/or hand
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how many xbox controllers do you have to go through yearly? i bet you destroy the thumbsticks

sorry i mean toesticks
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>>699341624
my wank hand looks the same ..the thumb makes a great butt plug..
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>>699342370
my sides
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How is Fiona ?
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>>699343213
can't get good lighting but where i sleep
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>>699343279
Thanks m8, I meant the big shopped caps but thanks
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>>699343643
Are you fucking homeless ?
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>>699343643
Why cant you turn on the lights OP?
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>>699343643
Do you live in a basement like we all do?
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>>699343643
poor electricity in yer swamp?
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>>699338389
Thts your hand op
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So, shrek. How's Fiona and the kids?
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>>699343643
GUys please,

>there is no electricity in a swamp
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>>699343643
are you the mad max ogre?
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>be OP
>never been to disneyworld before
>bring grill friend along
>buy the tickets, we're about to get it
>at the gate they ask us to scan our thumbprints
>i put my thumb on the scanner
>"please take your toe off the machine sir"
>w-w-what do you mean?
>"this is for thumbs only sir"
>t-there is n-nothing wrong with my thumb, please stop talking about it
>girlfriend is shitting herself laughing
>people behind me in line are getting impatient
>spaghetti starts falling out of my pockets
>run away in fear
>girlfriend goes to disneyworld without me

r.i.p
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>>699344115
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>>699339370
Oh shit its toe-thumb anon. Hold something else in your deformed hand toe-thumb anon. Put your deformed hand flat on a mirror with fingers spread and take a picture.
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op here. I have many homes
not that mad max guy btw
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OP is a secret government weapon made for the purpose of putting his thumbs through people's eyeballs
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>>699344633
Waiting for a mad max case
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Nice shop op
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>>699344633
what the fuck is that plant is it a memory of your old swamp ?
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>>699338389
looks like the very rare black widow iguana. be careful the bite is deadly.
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>>699338389
leopard gecko
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its a gecko nigga
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>>699340678
Holy fuck! Return of the Ogre!
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>>699344706
No eyeball is bin enough for his toe, i mean thumb.
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>>699344777
You live in an attic!? Where does that latter go!?
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>>699344777
Nice Trips Thumbs Up
more thumbs coming your way
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>>699338675
lol love the name
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>>699340678
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>>699344919
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>>699344919
it goes down
>>699344750
this is my shop
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I think we should name OP:


>toey-hands
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>>699345110
What kind of gloves do you wear in your shop
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>>699341624
holy crap
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>>699345110
Show us your swamp
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>>699345221
Socks
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>>699341624
Earlier this month Peter Hill from Melton claimed that his finger length became a clue for the diagnosis of his prostate cancer – after he read a newspaper article which explained that a man whose index finger is shorter than his ring finger (resulting in a low 2D:4D digit ratio) has a higher risk of developing prostate cancer.
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>>699344633
Are, you living in an attic anon? Who do you live with?
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>>699345110
what kind of shop is it ?
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>>699341624
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digit_ratio
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>>699340865
>penis pumping thumb

damn anon, i didn't think my sides could go further than Pluto.
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>>699345290
op here
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>>699345767
Why are you showing us your tree? is it special?
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>>699345899
holy shit you literally are shrek
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>>699345899
Can we see your face next anon?
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It's a sewer rat. And it has rabies.
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>>699343643
Are you homeless? What the fuck
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buy a cage, get some research into standard shrubbery for your new pal and get that thing some food and water.
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>>699345899
Hey man can we get a pic of your face?
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>>699346009
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>>699345899
Welp that's not fucking creepy looking
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>>699345899
>>699346009
dubs says you whip out that cock
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>>699345899
How do you get your leg up so high to take a picture?
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>>699338389
dude, did you ever saw got? it´s a newborn dragon wtf
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op here, huh, found a peanut. and just in the nick of time too
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>>699338389
its weird if u found it by drainage pipes cause they prefer hot and dry places. what country/province did u find it in? if its not anything like its natural habitat it might be an abandoned pet
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>>699346390
This is fucking bait. No fucking way.
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Waiting for dead child in woods
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>>699346136
i think we found a match
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>>699340072
dude what the fuck is up with your thumb
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>>699346130
dubs
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>>699345899
Why would you build a particleboard table around a tree trunk? Wouldn't that mess with the tree growth?
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>>699346599
thanks OP. you know we want that booty hole now
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>>699346616
its more of a base to keep me from getting wet when it rains a lot
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WTF IS THIS? IT HAS TO BE BAIT
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>>699346616
trees can rip through concrete a board you can break with your hand isn't going to do any harm, but for real OP what is with your thumb.
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>>699346866
kek i googled shrek thumb too
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>>699346599
you got dubs show us
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>>699346390
Nice find better than pokimon but anyway that place seems like a fucking place to make a horror movie.
are you a serial killer ? you can become the swamp killer as nick name are you from florida ?
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This is just like that one thread except I'm in it. Neato
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>>699346390
The nick of time for what anon?
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>>699347041
leave
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Op post a pic giving thumps up plz thx no timestamp needed
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>>699347155
he said if dubs, he'll put it up his ass. we'll looky here
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Show us the Gecko again or did you eat it?
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>>699347173
But then I wouldn't be here to see Shek.
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Holy shit this thread, was really waiting for
>Mad Max: Ogre edition 2.0
Thanks OP for kicking my depression
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>>699347254
it's a personal pet you sick fuck. I just let it lick the tip
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You need to soak his/her legs in some lukewarm water if you can. He/she has got skin stuck on his/her feet due to shedding problems which eventually will make his/her toes fall off.
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>>699345899
Do you have any ritualistic sculptures like pic related, OP?
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op here its getting really hot gonna go inside now
anything else you wanna know
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>>699347333
those trips saved you
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when's the picture of a body going to pop up ?
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>>699347479
post dick or face, several people got dubs do it you ogre or can you not read?
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Did you eat snek?
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>>699347479
do you have to be careful with your farts so as to not light your hut on fire?
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>>699347418
they can grow back
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>>699347479
are you really the serial killer aka shrek ?
from florida ?
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Can you type on a phone with that ogre thumb?
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>>699346599
show entirely please
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>>699347439
It's too dark out right now maybe later this week
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>>699338389
include me in screencap please
hi /r/4chan!! :=)
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>>699347804
No, they don't.
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>>699347944
So what are you going to name little gecko?
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>>699347944
Op what's your height/weight?
Also post whole ogre dick with toe for comparison.
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>>699347606
fine faggot
what's the point this isn't even gonna get epic bread
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>>699347944
OP WHY IS THERE A CASSET THAT SAYS "HAMSTERS" ON IT
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get snek a heaty lamp and crickers
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Once every millenia, a thread emerges...
The thread of legends...
Include me in the screencap
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what the fuck
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>>699348237
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>>699347479
Are you the Polish ogre with the toe thumb?
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>>699342774
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OP I need you to post more pictures, of absolutely anything in your life.
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>>699347944
That paper says
freedom camp on it
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>>699347479
"Hello mtv, welcome to my swamp."
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>>699347944
why do you have a cast tape labeled Hamsters?
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>>699348237
Op we said a pic of your dick not your ankle
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>>699338389
Leopard Gecko
they make amazing pets! You need a proper set up though. A cage with some bedding in it isn't enough. They need proper heat and light. I had one for a while, but they really only eat live stuff. Running to a petshop every day for crickets or having enough for a week and not sleeping cause of their chirping was a pain in the ass.
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>>699348167
oh yeah, dubs decides
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>>699338621
Can confirm brother had one
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>>699348500
NAME IT SHREK
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>>699348500
Feed it your toe
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>>699348052
Kys alex
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>>699348500
Shrek
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>>699338888
how the fuck has nobody checked these quads yet?
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>>699348500
Fiona, if dubs got to sex it op
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>>699348500
Eat it like you were going to before you had the idea to make the thread.
If no eating the gecko, name it popcorn.
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>>699348400
nice high school level spanish skills
srry trying to censor my loction
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>>699348500
Koor
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>>699338957
>>699339370

HAHAHAHHA YOUR THUMB REALLY DO LOOK LIKE A BIG TOE THOUGH HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
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>>699346599
does mini coke cans.....
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>>699348347
Thank <3
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>>699348500
Donkey
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>>699348577
WINRAR
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>>699347944
OP confirmed serial killer aka shrek some missing people on that news article.
33
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>>699348885
mini?
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>>699348237
You would tear a girl/fuckboi appart ._.
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>>699348806
Reroll
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Height/weight?
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>>699349014
Holy fuck dude what's that coloring on your thumb
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>>699349014
Yeah it's not mini he just like pushed it halfway into his body
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thumb in ass if dubs op
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>>699349140
Shit
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>>699338389
It's a fat tail gecko!
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>>699348237
If your thumb is as big as i think it is you have a horse dick
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>>699349225
Roll
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>>699338389
A fine example of alabama black snake.
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>>699348500
call it Shrek
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>>699349105
rereroll
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>>699348823
do you speak Spanish?
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>>699349279
No it's not.
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>>699349133
This
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>>699347944
is it a code word ?
z4zc89401
33 d18 ?
you killed 33 aged 18 ?
seems like a map from
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>>699349303
thanks
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>>699338888
fucking dubdubquads
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>>699349014
holy shit that's a big hand
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>>699342370
holy shit that bitch almost broke her neck ayy lmao
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Its a mud guppie ya dipshit.
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Archive this thread? there's a mystery abrewin here
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>>699348823
wtf are you also the op who wanted to sellf pickle juice on ebay
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How is a thread like this dying?
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>>699349523
MOAR DICK OP
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>>699347944
Get some not type-1 cassettes, newfag.
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op here, keep the thread alive please
answering questions amd shit
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>>699350891
How tall are you?
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>>699350891
show us your ass spread
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OP IS LITERALLY SHREK IRL?! I'm FREAKING OUT. SHREK IS FUCKING REAL!!??!?!
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>>699345899
Are you holding the paper with your toe?
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>>699351020
Was there ever any doubt?
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>>699350891
Are you Shrek? No seriously, you look like Shrek. Go to DreamWorks ASAP, I bet they'd hire you to star as Shrek in a live action adaptation.
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>>699341624
>>699340678
I challenge you to thumb-war
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U have the weirdest thumb i have ever seen
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>>699341624
You have clubbing in your fingers. Congratulations you have cardiac/pulmonary disease. Enjoy
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>>699351575
Ouch, no med fag but this is true.
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>>699350964
not that surprisingly tall actually

>>699350987
booyah
thumb in pooper
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>>699351575
>cardiac/pulmonary disease
Nah Nigga, this is Shrek, in flesh and blood. He just isn't green because it's like that one time in one of the movies where Shrek turns into a human.
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>>699351935
OP is a pretty cool shrek
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>>699351935
If Dubs, OP shows face. Probably looks like Human Shrek
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>>699338389
see >>699347418 !

Its toes are at risk of falling off, but you can prevent that from happening. Also just so you know, someone on your street most likely owned this.
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>>699343643
>mad max ogre confirmed
maximum kek
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>>699352540
they can grow back
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>>699352716
You're thinking/memeing of the tail.
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>>699352787
toes
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>>699352540
>someone on your street most likely owned this
he lives in a swamp
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ffs op, show face. You are legend, You are...OGRE
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>>699352913
No they can't retard
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>>699353056
Can
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OP SHOW FACE. OR SHOW MORE OF YOUR DICK.
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OP POST FACE
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DUDE WHAT THE FUCK
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>>699353019
thislthread is dying and doesn't even have 300 replies
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I DEMAND A FACE. OP DELIVER. PLS, I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
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>>699353438
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>>699353509
Calm down, Fiona.
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>>699353438
there's programs that can remove the pixelation dude
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>>699353438
Start new thread op, link us to it.
But for really your a bro, if I knew you irl I'd be friends.
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>>699353438
>>699353556
Holy fuck, you really are Shrek, the resemblance is uncanny.
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That's so a per
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>>699351980
I am not shrek

>>699353659
well shit
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>>699338389
Looks like you're big toe attached to your hand.
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>>699353933
I made it up OP. I'm sorry
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>>699353933
BUT YOU ARE SHREK! YOU'RE REAL!
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>>699340678
nigga got a toe as a thumb
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Even if we knew your face it's not like we would do anything, we love ya too much.
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New thread? >>699354337
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Add me to the timestamp anon my love
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If dubs, OP is shrek.
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>>699348237
thats a bad shop

fake/10
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EXplAin YoUr God DaMnED ThUmB
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>>699355168
This. Holy fucking shit, the only explanation I can think of is that he's Shrek.
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Guys.

This is the dawn of the Toegre.
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>>699353659
No,thats impossible.
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>>699355168
This
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Chelsea Clinton without makeup.
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