Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Depends. Sometimes I think about really messy ways and have random people traumatized. Sometimes I think about really efficient and clean ways. I guess my family wouldn't understand why
tell me about it. and dont kys until i do
"Sounds fun." you say.
How bad can it be, right? What's she going to do?
"Ha!" Hanako chuckles. She strokes the disfigured part of her face. "Look at this little fuck with the non-burned face!"
You are prepared to tell her that's shit-tier bullying, and that she should be ashamed, but it looked like it was only a distraction while she lit your pants on fire.
She continues to rant as you try to remedy the situation by slapping your own crotch, in a way that your mind, for some reason, compares to how a monkey would slap its own crotch.
"Oops, did I say non-burned face? I meant burned-willy!"
What do you do?
[1:] "Ey?! Ey', I'm burnin' here! Well? W-Well, throw some water on it, you fuckin' chump!
[2:] "I'll be fine like this."
[3:] Take your pants off so that your dick doesn't catch on fire.
You've accepted your burned-dick future.
"I'll be fine like this." you state with calmness and confidence.
Streams of fire jet out from around you. It feels warm, of course, but in a comfortable way. The fire doesn't hurt you, and neither does the fire that has consumed your cock.
The fire swirls together and forms a face. It begins to speak.
"Eh, yeah..." it begins, coughing twice and adjusting its fire-bow-tie that just formed around its neck that just formed below its head, "Eh, hehheh! Y-Yeah! I'm the... I'm the fuckin' fire I guess...! Haah! You... y-you get special powers now. With fire. Hehhh! N-no... listen, no. Listen th-though.... Ha. You get... Hehh! You, th-the... Uhhhu! You get, g-get, get the fire powers... b-because...! Ahhah! Heh... Yeah. I'm... Hahha, I'm the fire... f-fire demon... yeah. Haahaa!"
With a final rour of shy/nervous/embarrassed/faggy/british laughter, the fire demon pops out of existence, and you are left with only your thoughts.
huh, seems like this was a hidden success
I don't want to see you go down either. It seems like we're both very selfish
Bow about you try to change a bit of your life? Like instead of being at home going into town into a shop that suits your taste.
Holy fucking kek
You guys are not going to believe what just happened to me
>Give me a sec I'm going to greentext it
meh I gave myself 5 years before I gun down a mall or something you dont seem as selfish but I am very
if you dont live near me then you dont need to care
Where do you live?
smug is the only type of anime girls that matter
>crazy ex who i havent seen for about 3 months contacts me
>very nice a severed cow head on my door
>call policefor harrasment
>they pick her up but come by later to pick me up as well
>she charged me with rape
>they found semen in her
>obviously isnt mine
>be depressed as fuck since it isnt looking good for me
>they take my blood for a dna sample
>got a call just now
>come over now!
>i thought i was fucked but i come over
>they told me all charges have been dropped and they filled a restraining order against her in for me
>ask them to explain
>they found out the semen wasnt mine, but had a close resemblence to her own
>turns out it was her fucking dad
>HER FUCKING DAD
>she was crazy but this...
>i get home drop on the couch open up a cold beer to celebrate
life cant get better than this boys
I would argue this but I am not sure I can
Kek is this the same anon who's girlfriend killed a raccoon and hung it in a tree
The same cowardliness that prevents my deletion will make me avoid those kind of things
I have a good idea. I'll be in that mall when that happens. Everybody wins
Please stay there
there is no arguing about smugness
I hate when people say stuff like go to the mall or go outside makes some friends. Why is my question to be bored with other people why would going out to some shitty store change anything
dont you want to meet me?
It's meant to change your view and get out of your comfort zone. You'll also buy a new game when you're bored with the old one.
And nah, I didn't saay make friends. Just talking a walk is enough. A change of pace. For some people it helps. For some, it doesn't. Different from person to person.
That's an understatement
I'm just really happy atm
Water you listening to?
BTW Kneesocks clamaramadingdong
dont get them though my parents hate hugging so i never got any
when i go for walk I start thinking and ill end up arguing with the bees as i call them all the thoughts that I dont like fight me
whats up kneesocks?
If you see this while scrolling you have been visiting by "the Tatsumi of love"
If you reply to this post saying "Thanks Tats" you will gain plenty of strength and women
well i dont want to think about her and her father happened so are you going to celebrate?
what if i just want a hamburger.
she is mine tatsumi you would never devote yourself they way i did you are to weak for her if you ever go near my esdeath i will feed you your own entrails i will cut slits in your eyes and shove a knife into that pathetic dick hole you fucking nigger cunt!
Holy fucking shit!
Nothing at the moment, don't want to burn through all my data since I'm on my way back from camping/seakayaking
Hello again Chara. Isn't it a bit late for you?
>implying the Tatsumi ever wanted Esdead