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TURN ON CNN IN 15 MINUTES

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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TURN ON CNN IN 15 MINUTES
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Shitposting is fun.
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i dont have CNN. anything else good on?
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>>699297096
Why not NBC?
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Guys the only real news network is fox
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Reply to this post or you'll never get a gf.
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Youtube is better
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weird thing is i jus checked the tv guid. the newsroom starts in like 15 mins. something may go down
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>>699297618
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For god sakes... If you plan to kill people... Fucking wear a 4chan tshirt for the lulz
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>>699297096
i turned it on I'm waiting...
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>>699298306
YAAAAASSSSSSS
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>>699297618
>Implying I would get a GF
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>>699297618
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>>699297935
i hope somthing interesting
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Nothing will happen. Reality sucks too hard for something cool yo happen.
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Just posting to ruin OP's troll thred
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>>699298590
yeah news room is on in like 5 minutes
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This gets posted several times a day. OP is lying and wasting your time
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>>699298808
believe my son
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>>699298808
no i know exactly why he posted this keep watching
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>>699299077
your full of shit lol
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its about how trump is losing
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>>699299077
I'm a girl btw
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>>699297618
I love friends of all sorts.
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>>699299332
who cares
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What a shit program CNN is doing to attract viewers. Who was the nitwit that thought shitposting on 4chan was a good idea? No wonder no one watches them.
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>>699299332
Then get your ass back into the kitchen. There's dishes needing washing and sandwiches needing making.
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>Op posted 23 minutes ago
So nothing?
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If OP doesn't kill at least 50 people I'm not interested.
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>>699299332
no you're not. femanons dont exist. if you are some sort of unicorn show us your tits. please and thank you
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>>699299332
pls giv me the succ
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>>699299332
Tits or gtfo
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>>699297618

ah fuck you.
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>>699299878
>please
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>>699297618
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Obama went into afghan kek

Is that what this is about
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>>699298447
Go fucking kill yourself nigger
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Op killed 2 with planned flood
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>>699300537
apparently she is god
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>>699297096
you gonna shootup a school on caturday......kill you some blackboards and desks/ are you trippin or somthin
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>>699300868
>caturday
This takes me back.
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>>699300868
No, she's looking through the sofa cushions for loose change so she can buy a movie ticket.
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>>699300956
le oldfag is nostalgic xD
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>>699297618
whoops
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>>699300956
Sort of a new fag here, but I though you 4clan bitches had caturday once every week.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................lick me some cat balls
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>>699300868
It's not saturday in some countries
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>>699301567
Excuse the covering up like a cat shit the hell outta me....
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It's been 14 mins and 73 seconds and still waiting
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>>699297096
>be Cenk
>lurk 4chan everyday for celeb fap posts with Ana images
>4chan never disappoints
>somanymemestoolittletime.png
>also among the filth are posts about thinly veiled warnings of mass shootings
>faggot OP always to turn on CNN
>feel sad/anger/disappointment/fear every time
>why is it never "turn to YoungTurks in 10 min. It's happening?"
>also realize that nobody ever says "turn to Info Wars in 10 min. It's happening."
>feelsgoodfam.ru
>go back to /b/
>ctl+F
>Ana Kasparian
>take out micro penis
>barely squeeze out a droplet of cum
>smear it on screen directly over Ana
>kiss it
>today was a good day
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>>699302154
And I was at the point of hoping I would not get sick to the point of puking today, thanx phat phagget
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SHOOTING AT MALL IN NORTH CAROLINA
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>>699297618

>implying
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>>699302649
did OP deliver?
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>>699297618
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>>699302649
am about 5 mins from where it's happening right now, can confirm
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>>699297618
If anons reply to my post, you'll be forever alon.
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>>699297618
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Shooter in Crabtree valley mall. Hiding in stockroom
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>>699297618
Shit
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>>699297096
Holy Shit, it actually happened!
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........
http://www.ajc.com/news/news/national/reports-shots-fired-inside-north-carolina-shopping/nsFhD/
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>>699297618
rip
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Op, give us a fucking respond.
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Armed officers at Crabtree Valley Mall in #Raleigh, NC

but guns are banned in that mall
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is this OP shooting, or did he just see the news first? or even a witness...???
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>>699303936
I think op just got lucky
Still calling bullshit
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>>699297096
Where do you live OP? please say Brazil.
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Damn, I'm too late
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>>699297618
Fucker
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>>699297618
Obligatory
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>>699304055
the absolute madman
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https://twitter.com/Laurrrenbaker/status/764533453278875648/video/1
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>>699297618

Implying I want a smelly 3d girlfriend who gets pissy for a week every month and wont let me watch my animes.

My Waifu pillow and onahole fulfil every need I have already, so jokes on you, anon.
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>>699304055

>dat filename
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Posting in epic bread
Matěj Freier
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Kewl
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>>699304327
You realise girls don't actually get pissy on their periods, right? I've had a girlfriend for the last 3 years, and that shit doesn't happen.
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>>699297618
Ok
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>>699297618
ok
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damn, was op for real?
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>>699304571
Well thats Bull shit I know when my gf is going to go on the blob a few days before cos she starts acting crazy as fuck.
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>>699304571
That just means she's probably always a bitch and you're a pussy who just doesn't want to be alone.
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op confirmed scumbrag
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OP gone rambo
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>>699297618
already have one, kys
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>>699304571
"I am/ I have had" how does this prover your point if 90% experience something different ? Don't use the"trust me I am retarded" card
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>>699297618

damn yoooouuuu
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>>699304721
Really? That's weird, my gf's never been noticeably pissed.
>>699304726
Not really, dude, she's pretty chilled.
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>>699303264
>OP
>deliver
choose one
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>>699303549
That's a fucking ugly cat
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>>699304571

im 32 man, Had many girlfriends. Some girls most definitely do get PMS. Its a proven medical condition. Some peoples hormonal systems are just more sensitive than others i guess. One ex gf used to actually get prescribed valium for it every month it affected her so bad.
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>>699297618
Dman it anon
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Posting on epic bread.... Kill something OP...
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>>699304947
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>>699297618
stahp
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OP finally delivers
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>>699297618
>Implying I want one.
>Implying it would make life any better.
>Implying it wouldn't make life worse.
>mfw
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>>699297618
Please
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>>699305269

>mfw you still replied to it
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>>699297618
niga
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>>699297618
at least it's different but you're still a fag
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>>699304926
dont worry saleena, the local church has dispatched 17 prayers
may they reach you in the afterlife
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I wanna be in the screen cap if this is real. Shout out to rylan
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>>699305167
ok besides that, maybe 3 or 4 space programs and 2 random times a month. when does op ever deliver
do i even have to mention every duval street thread which is basically daily shitposting???
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>>699297618
Fuck
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>>699304926
Tweet 11.33, OP post 11.39
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>>699305620
>2016
>what is posting from mobile device
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>>699305620
he shot the guy, then go to the room, lock himself up and made this post..
It all makes sense !
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>>699305702
>shitposting on /b/ rather than upping numbers
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only here for Screen Cap -LJ W-OK
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So OP is shiposting...
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>>699297096
NO THIS IS OP THERE IS GOING TO BE AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL INVASION

MY OFFICE JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT IT THIS MORNING
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>>699305888
check'd
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i live in raleigh and my friend lives near the mall and he said theres hella traffic. dubs and i join him
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Didnt some nigger make a thread 5 hours ago that said "Turn on cnn in 5 hours"? Or am I just imagining things
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>>699297618
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Guys I think this OP might be trolling but there was a post earlier today claiming something would happen in 5 hrs (which is now)
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>>699305993
I saw the same thing with you, OP actually delivered
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>>699306081
I cant find that thread in the catalog or anything what happened to it
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>>699305975
you wont
but pls do
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>>699306128
Absolute fucking madman
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>>699306158
prolly 404 since people thought it was just bait, but it was there for sure
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The 5 hr. post. That was prep. now we in for real boysssss. Im down
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>>699297618
Touche
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This is all happening in Raleigh NC

-Police were called to reports of shots fired at Crabtree Mall 2:45 pm
-Shots occurred near the food court within the mall complex.
-Reportedly some people were injured due to being trampled when trying to leave the area.
-Roads have been closed around the area and the mall is on lockdown.
-Police are evacuating people steadily.
-The motives behind the shooting is unknown, although there are reports that the suspect has a handgun.
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>>699297618
Fuck
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>>699306377
The gun from earlier today had a pic of his handgun, holy cow OP actually delivered
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>>699306523
The guy*
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Checks these dubs
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>pray

yes, americans are this stupid
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>>699306556
You missed potentially trips
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>>699297618
hi
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>>699297618
lul
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>>699297618
Hi
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INCLUDE ME IN SCREENCAP
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>>699297618
Why
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>the mall policy bans guns
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Low quality bait
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>>699306845
Don't do it, screencap me instead
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no victims? kill yourself op
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>>699306977
FUCK YOU ILL BEAT UR DUBS WITH TRIPS
AHAHHAHAHAHA
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>>699297618
Too scared to not reply
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The faulty seduction of liquid aspiration sends it's rabid milkshake down the hole of pounding desperation
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jn 14 11944
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>>699306977
if trips im in the screencap
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>>699305911
Dubs of truth?
What office do you work for?
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>>699307072
Bwhaha my dubs stand victorious against ur singles
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>>699297618
Ok
>>
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>>699297618
ok
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>>699297618
Pls no
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>>699297618
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>>699297618
let this be the year
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>>699297618
ah fuck
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It is against the rules to carry a gun in that mall. Here are North Carolina's gun laws or lack thereof, however.
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>>699297618
Fuck
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>>699307777
Quads check'd
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>>699307777
those are actually strict compared to some states
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>>699297618
Ohfuck
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>>699297618
Nooo
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Porcoddio le YellowPecore
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>>699307887
I assume even the biggest 2nd-Amendmentfags agree that private premises can ban guns if they want to?
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>>699297618
k
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>>699308033
ferfrqwf
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>>699297096
CNN is trying to make this into a meme.
Forget about CNN they have lost a lot of viewers by now for a reason.
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>>699297618
next level bait
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>>699307777
nice digits
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>>699308073
lol ofc
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>>699308241
for you
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OP you finally delivered
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>>699297618
Just fuck my shit up
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>>699297618
>imblging
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>>699308073
anyone who supports any form of society or community is a lowtest cuck
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>>699308322
kek let see how many fall for this
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>>699297618
I hereby exempt all from this. Yes, I am a wizard. Here is my spell: cheebus chabus suckith beag azzith
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>>699308322
I'm underage!
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Was OP a faggot?
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>>699308444
Trips don't lie
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>>699308444
mods!
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>>699297618
what did you mean by this?
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>>699308444
nice trips you absolute retard
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Go check out the crabtree mall in raleigh.
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>>699297618
lmao
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>>699307493
trips get
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What the fuck is going on??
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>>699307777
>or lack thereof

You're a faggot.
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>>699308692
trips denied
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>>699308033
lul
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>>699297618
ok
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http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/08/13/north-carolina-mall-on-lockdown-after-reported-shooting.html
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Holy fuck
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>>699297096
>>699307777
Holly fuck is this you?

https://www.rt.com/usa/355814-shopping-mall-north-carolina/
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Girl who made video of them "fleeing the mall's" twitter
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Posting for the sake of posting
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>>699297618
ok
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>>699308073
They can but it's different in every state. For instance in some states a "no guns" sign is codified and if you carry there you are actually breaking the law and can be arrested and charged. In some states it's the same except you get a ticket and it's not criminalizes. But here in GA, where we have the most common sense gun laws in the country, "no guns" signs bear no weight of law. An establishment can put one up but all it means is "if I see a gun on you I will ask you to leave". Concealed is concealed. I see those signs and laugh a little inside as I'm armed almost constantly.
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INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP FAGGOTS
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>>699308948
I think this is what OP meant. What a faggot. We have enough gun violence.
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>>699297618
STOP
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I'm bringing in /pol/ faggots!
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>>699297096
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>>699297096
god bless op god bless
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>>699297618
u wot
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>>699297096
Based OP delivered
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>>699297096
Witnessed
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>>699297618
ASDzscxasxzd
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>>699297618
woah
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>>699297618
>tfw no gf
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>>699308444
Include me in screencap. I just got trips and gonna get banned.
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