My girlfriend just left me. She canceled the card associated with our bank account. I was manufacturing and selling porn with her for a job so that means no more job.
She took all the food out of the apartment that we don't even own, I'm fucked. I'm absolutely fucked.
I haven't eaten in a day and a half and on top of all this sadness, this stress of my gf leaving me. I'm busting my ass almost every waking hour trying to find a job to figure out this situation, to get something straightened out.
Would one of you anons send me a pizza, or ramen noodles or something until I can get this mess figured out. I've been browsing and posting here for a number of years and I KNOW some of you are decent people.
Pic absolutely unrelated, it's just the only thing I have saved on my HDD
Why would you 100% rely on a woman for your income. Obviously this was a bad idea and you sound like you dont have any training or education so gg ur fucked.
LMAO You mean you'll send me a swat team?
All over the internet
It was way more than 7 dollars, bud.
You'd be surprised
Sounds like a degenerate loser is reaping exactly what he sows. Coulda done something productive with your life but you chose to peddle poison to society. Recommend you whore your bareback ass out to sodomites on craigslist. With all the diseases you'll catch, it'll help speed up the natural conclusion of your lifestyle choice.
>She took all the food
Fuck OP. This is a GET thread.
Let's learn from OP:
1. Maintain money SEPARATELY. Have a house account if you want, but keep your cash on your own.
2. NEVER move in together. I am fucking dead serious about this.
We havn't seen OP yet....
>pic related it's OP's mom
Op, I'll be honest with you. She isn't the ugliest thing ever but I think I speak for everyone when I say it's hard to believe that people paid money for the pictures you are posting.
If you honestly need money, just be honest. You will only attract derision and mockery for attempting to appear as if you are a porn producer.
no one wants to help you and no one should want to. Revise your strategy and try again. Not even being a dick, just telling you that this isn't working.
Sounds like she is tired of virtually whoring herself out to allow you to be a lazy ass pimp.
GO GET A JOB! AFTER you GTFO..
Ok so now it makes sense. This faggot got cleaned out camming with this pig. She even sold him her stupid hat and now he's broke as fuck as attempting a personal army raid. Don't bite, anon.
She cashslaved me in the end. Le sadface
Thanks for this thread OP. Now I don't feel so bad about my life.
Why don't you make a add in craiglist offering blowjobs?
oh no did you get triggered? roflol. dude, you're a rover-class male. let me tell you how the rest of this thread is going to pan out.
1. people baiting/trolling you, making you angrier
2. people sympathizing with you but doing nothing you hoped they would
3. people giving you tough, practical advice which you'll totally ignore with circular logic and sighing because its impossible for you with "your condition"
there's no hope for you. just download as much kiddie porn as you can, masturbate yourself to sleep with it, hope the police come arrest you for it before you starve. plead guilty and you'll have all the food and shelter you could ask for. that's the only practical advice i can imagine you taking.
Not even bruises want to be apart of the bitch.
Nope I do not know her.
But I have known a few like her and like you.
Still amazes me what some people are willing to sell and others to buy.
There is no accounting for bad taste.
1: I didn't post this, someone else posted
2: That's really sound advice mate
3: Those are pretty shallow assumptions.
4: I'm glad to know that you have all the answers, make sure to memorize that advice before your own life goes to shambles.
not op, just think you're a dick
Also this turn of events just means I am one step closer to Hijrah.
it has. ive been dumped, fired, lost my home, and had my father and two friends die in the span of 4 months. that's not an exaggeration.
And you're right to feel pretty pathetic after bad things happen in your life, but here's the twist: I didn't take it to the internet, I went to a friend I trusted, told him I needed a place to stay, he had faith in me not mooching because I'd never asked him for anything before. I sold whatever I had left and used the money to look for any job I could as fast as I could. I went from working a high paying job at an insurance company to a TacoBell but hey. I paid him 1/4th of my paychecks and lived off ramen while I hunted for a new job in my field. I cried my eyes out for my dad, I got over my bitch ex, I didn't play videogames, hang out with friends, date for a year. I just worked, ate, slept, felt.
Eventually a better job opened up at another ins. company. I took it. I finished grieving, I started seeing girls. In short, my life is even better now than it was before everything went downhill. Not because of what I begged for, but because of what deserved and I went after.
People fucking bought this shit? Look at those fucking feet.
I certainly see why she took all of the food
Just imagine the sounds.......
You deserve to starve for selling this shit OP
TFW you realize that people actually payed money for this
>what her pussy look
Think about the smell
Unwashed cum crusted cunt and an asshole that probably hasn't been wiped in months
Thanks OP, I haven't laughed this hard in long time
>She canceled the card associated with our bank account. I was manufacturing and selling porn with her for a job so that means no more job.