Sup /b/, My girlfriend just left me. She canceled the card

>>699292208
What state you in, OP?

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Why would you 100% rely on a woman for your income. Obviously this was a bad idea and you sound like you dont have any training or education so gg ur fucked.

>>699292464
Mississippi

>>699292208
post proof, post porn pix and then timestamps

>>699292689
You don't want to see those porn pics, Anon.

>>699292599
Have any proof? Timestamps? Anything?

>>699292798
Let us be the judge of that

yeah share the porn it doesnt matter anymore

>>699292850
What would you like to see?

>>699292897
I'll see what I can do.

Sell plasma. If you live near a reasonably sized city there should be a place to do it. Usually you can do it twice a week, probably bring in $50 at least.

I'm at Ole Miss and am willing to order some pizza for you if you show us some pics.

>>699293185
I'd be happy to do the same

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Op here with the porn pics

Post adress, and I will send you a check anon

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2/?

Damn, where do you sell that?

>>699292208
>manufacturing
Jesus christ you are retarded

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3/?

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>>699293426
So she took the $7 you made selling this shit?

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>>699293426
Who the fuck actually paid money for this?

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>>699293327

Holy shit man, no wonder you hungry.
I'd be surprised if she hasn't finished off all of the food in the state by now.

DO NOT post your address on 4chan anon this is your only warning and if you do I'm mailing you a box of my literal shit

>>699292208

Fuck you.

>>699293477
GF obviously is retard. OP must really be a fuckup.

ok FUCKING STOP!!!

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>>699293269
Pls delivar

>>699293388
LMAO You mean you'll send me a swat team?

>>699293460
All over the internet

>>699293477
Yes

>>699293567
It was way more than 7 dollars, bud.

>>699293572
You'd be surprised

>>699293612
Good one

>>699293634
Ignore, I posted this by accident

This has got to be a fucking joke. She's 300lbs who paid for this? Guys who obviously we're sick in the head. You're stressed about this whale? These are disgusting.

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>>699293572

No one did, he is fucking lying and just posting an ex or something.

>>699292208
Sounds like a degenerate loser is reaping exactly what he sows. Coulda done something productive with your life but you chose to peddle poison to society. Recommend you whore your bareback ass out to sodomites on craigslist. With all the diseases you'll catch, it'll help speed up the natural conclusion of your lifestyle choice.

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>She took all the food

>>699293634
Dont listend to him. You are in trouble and we want to help. We can see your ex stole all the food

>>699293634
Caution is for the weak.

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>>699293426
It would seem op is the lucky one in this situation

>>699292208
no

>>699293634
This

Figure your shit out, don't risk a potential, literal shitstorm

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>>699293688
Fuck OP. This is a GET thread.

>>699292208

Let's learn from OP:

1. Maintain money SEPARATELY. Have a house account if you want, but keep your cash on your own.

2. NEVER move in together. I am fucking dead serious about this.

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4/?

Commit suicide

>>699293903
get

With a gf like that OP is probably a disgusting neckbeard fuck. Live off your own fat for a while. You'll be fine.

>>699293426
those feet are fucking disgusting

>>699292208
OP roll 69 and I'll get you a large pizza, breadsticks and a soda.

>>699292208

you deserve where you are.

>>699293779
Found the white suburban mom

702 Santa Rosa Dr Killeen tx 76541 apt 122a pls send food

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>>699293875
We havn't seen OP yet....

>pic related it's OP's mom

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>>699293946

Op, I'll be honest with you. She isn't the ugliest thing ever but I think I speak for everyone when I say it's hard to believe that people paid money for the pictures you are posting.

If you honestly need money, just be honest. You will only attract derision and mockery for attempting to appear as if you are a porn producer.

no one wants to help you and no one should want to. Revise your strategy and try again. Not even being a dick, just telling you that this isn't working.

>>699294040
OH BOY HERE WE GO

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>>699294041
Wearing same hat as in the photosets

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>>699294040
OP said Mississippi

Look how dirty her feet are. She is a real PIG. You keep her in the back yard and she expected. And now your sad

>>699294214
Hahahahaha what a fat shit

OP you don't need food yet, you have more blubber than a sad whale

>>699294148

Not only this but he implies that the money he was making was enough to live on and he didn't need a job. What a fucking faggot.

anyone screencapping this gold?

>>699294040
How can we be sure it's you OP. Please post pic of social security card

>>699294148
Nigga, you wouldn't believe.

https://twitter.com/goddessalice666

There was also a lot of stuff on cam4/streammate/chaturbate

>>699294299
I'm not op... I'm just hungry

>>699293327
No wonder she took all of the food.

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>>699294376
Wtf?

>>699294445
Kek

>>699294018
Papa Johns I see

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>>699292208
Sounds like she is tired of virtually whoring herself out to allow you to be a lazy ass pimp.

GO GET A JOB! AFTER you GTFO..

NO SYMPATHY.

>>699294376
>who's also a giant nerd.
>giant nerd

>>699294214

Look at dem tits. No way this thread is real. Nothing here adds up. Since when do people want to see fat diarrhea shits fucking?

>>699294616
I wouldn't be surprised if you knew her in person, that's not at all what was happening, I was handling literally everything while she was being a lazy ass whore.

>>699294018
Can I roll too? I'm the hungry texas guy...

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>>699294214
Ok so now it makes sense. This faggot got cleaned out camming with this pig. She even sold him her stupid hat and now he's broke as fuck as attempting a personal army raid. Don't bite, anon.

>>699292208
why dont you go out and shoplift some food?

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>>699294515
She cashslaved me in the end. Le sadface

>>699294661
>giant
You stopped short

>>699294018
P

>>699292208
Holy fuck OP, is she post-op or something??

like...

I don't even

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>>699292208
Humans can survive 3 weeks without food, you've got plenty of time yet.

>>699295004
But whales can live longer for 4 months!

>>699295095

Wow, even I could do better than this pig.

>>699295110
I was on holiday whale watching, they look small compared to her

>>699293327
Now we know why she took all the food LOL

>>699293666
check'd satan trips

>>699295318
My second 666 trips today, but hey not the first time I was being called the devil.

The first time I tried selling pot in a local church

>>699293779
shut up dick

>>699295316
Read the thread, faggot. See >>699294507

>>699293327
That's not porn. That's hideous.

>>699294018
not murican but rollin

>>699292208
I just want some help with my very fucked up situation, regardless of what the root cause is, regardless of who's at fault.

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Thanks for this thread OP. Now I don't feel so bad about my life.

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>>699295639
Why don't you make a add in craiglist offering blowjobs?

>took all the food

>>699293327

oh yeah, i believe that

>>699294214
wait, is this op?

>>699295877
Yes

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gold

>>699295095

I would rather fellate a hot curling iron than get up on that

Go sell Plasma. You'll get $20, go buy a billion ramen packs.

>>699296129
>tfw i guess im not worthy enough to suck on her pig truffle

>>699296129
If this is what she looks like, OP must be a fucking hideous goon.

>>699294507
damn this was exactly what I was gonna type.

>>699295445
oh no did you get triggered? roflol. dude, you're a rover-class male. let me tell you how the rest of this thread is going to pan out.

1. people baiting/trolling you, making you angrier
2. people sympathizing with you but doing nothing you hoped they would
3. people giving you tough, practical advice which you'll totally ignore with circular logic and sighing because its impossible for you with "your condition"

there's no hope for you. just download as much kiddie porn as you can, masturbate yourself to sleep with it, hope the police come arrest you for it before you starve. plead guilty and you'll have all the food and shelter you could ask for. that's the only practical advice i can imagine you taking.

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>>699294841
Not even bruises want to be apart of the bitch.

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>>699294737
Nope I do not know her.
But I have known a few like her and like you.
Still amazes me what some people are willing to sell and others to buy.

There is no accounting for bad taste.

Post your address ill send you a pizza.

>>699297102
dont feed it. it needs to learn.

>>699296903
1: I didn't post this, someone else posted
2: That's really sound advice mate
3: Those are pretty shallow assumptions.
4: I'm glad to know that you have all the answers, make sure to memorize that advice before your own life goes to shambles.

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>>699296903
100th post best post.

>>699294214
Your good looking ;) sorry I can't send nothing :(

>>699292208
inb4 a lie to get people to send you pizza

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>>699296903
not op, just think you're a dick

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>>699294336

Things like this don't tend to happen to people who avoid putting all their minieggs in one disgusting basket.

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>>699296903
Also this turn of events just means I am one step closer to Hijrah.
شةةشته شذمزشق

>>699297302
it has. ive been dumped, fired, lost my home, and had my father and two friends die in the span of 4 months. that's not an exaggeration.

And you're right to feel pretty pathetic after bad things happen in your life, but here's the twist: I didn't take it to the internet, I went to a friend I trusted, told him I needed a place to stay, he had faith in me not mooching because I'd never asked him for anything before. I sold whatever I had left and used the money to look for any job I could as fast as I could. I went from working a high paying job at an insurance company to a TacoBell but hey. I paid him 1/4th of my paychecks and lived off ramen while I hunted for a new job in my field. I cried my eyes out for my dad, I got over my bitch ex, I didn't play videogames, hang out with friends, date for a year. I just worked, ate, slept, felt.

Eventually a better job opened up at another ins. company. I took it. I finished grieving, I started seeing girls. In short, my life is even better now than it was before everything went downhill. Not because of what I begged for, but because of what deserved and I went after.

That photo reveal mixed with her taking all the food is why I still browse /b/. You just can't make that shit up

>>699293185
hotty toddy, anon

>>699296903
damn, anon. this was hilarious.
>and true

>>699298280
I don't know if this is copypasta but it's dumb as fuck, I'm saving it

Gosh...all this pictures are like a car accident, you shouldn't look but you just have to -.-

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>>699293426
People fucking bought this shit? Look at those fucking feet.

>>699298621
youre welcome. i exaggerated a little but the fall/staying with friend/getting myself better is true.

Bwahahahahahaha, someone not on mobile fucking screenshot this shit and make it into a collage. Please!
This is fucking gold hahahaha.
> She took all the food

KYS

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>>699296129
I certainly see why she took all of the food

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>>699293426
>people bought this when they could've just taken a picture of the ham in their fridge for free

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>>699296129
I think I'm gonna be sick

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>>699296129

would you tap this creature for $1000?

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> this fucking thread

Put me in the screen cap please

>>699299959
Do i pay 1000$ or am i being paid 1000$?

At the very least, I'm glad I could be a source of entertainment to you fuckers.

>>699300140
you get paid 1k to fuck her bareback and in the ass. She also has to give you a footjob

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>>699296129
Just imagine the sounds.......
You deserve to starve for selling this shit OP

>>699300221
Post address if you want food anon

>>699292208

Don't you have any savings at all in your own name? Any cash at all? Your lack of preparedness is not my problem.

>>699293426
Btw OP dont you clean your floor? Her feet are almost black?

>>699293327

this reminds me, I need to get the ham out of the oven

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>>699299283
KEK

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>>699296129
TFW you realize that people actually payed money for this

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>>699294376

she's a #findom

>>699300252
i wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick

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>>699294841
>what her pussy look

>>699295095

the bruises are running away from her pussy

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>>699294841
You're a nasty mf OP.

>>699292208
ill be mad if op doesn't kill himself.

>>699294777
This!

>>699296928
KEK

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>>699296129
Think about the smell
Unwashed cum crusted cunt and an asshole that probably hasn't been wiped in months

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>>699293784
kek

>>699293488
you can stop now

>>699303320
The ride never ends nigger

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>>699300221
Thanks OP, I haven't laughed this hard in long time

>>699294148
This nigga high as fuck, needs a pizza, and uses the nastiest porn on his HD to make up this bs story. Take the bait and send this nerd a pizza.

>>699295439
edgy and faggot

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>>699292208
Post porn of you two

>>699305390
Please don't

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>>699305390
Think I found it.

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>>699292208
>She canceled the card associated with our bank account. I was manufacturing and selling porn with her for a job so that means no more job.

>>699307045
Suck dick for cash

>>699294036
Or the anti-sex Feminazi...or both.

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>>699306628
Holy fucking kek

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>>699294214
You ugly bitch

>>699306628
This happened.

>>699306628

he's a better dancer than me

>>699294214
Devin?

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OP, I'll pay for videos of the 2 of you.

>>699298124
what does this mean

>>699307460
She has the gaze of hunger.