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Girlfriend is drunk and asleep. Dubs decides what do. Will post

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Girlfriend is drunk and asleep. Dubs decides what do. Will post results. There's a good chance she pisses on herself at some point.
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How about charge your phone
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Cum in her ass.
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What's your snap????
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What does her tits look like ?
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Show her asshole
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Dick on the ass
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>>699233825
My 19 y/o girlfriend is also on Xanax passed out next to me and I'd be glad to video chat their slut bodies

My sc: woahx4
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>>699233995
Added u
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>>699233601
Cum in her ass
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>>699233601
Shave her ass
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Stick tube in her butthole
Wait until you have a gigantic fart on deck (eat beans if you need to) build up as much pressure and volume as you can
Spread your ass cheeks and press your butthole on the tube so it goes up your butthole too
Bear down and force out a big long fart as hard as you can and release all the pressure into her ass
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>>699234233
Winrar
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>>699234333
>trips
Winrar
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how about you shave that hair off her ass
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>>699234333
Sounds like something you do with your boyfriend. Am I right?
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>>699234279

This. Is she Serbian or something?
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>>699234333
i mean you have to do this now op
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melt chocolate in her asshole
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Spread her ass
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Sharpie in pooper?
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>>699234333
>>699233601
Do this and post webm
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>>699233877
winrar
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>>699233877
It's dark in here and the flash above the blankets will 100% wake her up but this is what they look like. Pretty nice!
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>>699234847
Then eat it out!!
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>>699234865
Reroll
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>>699233601
Go outside and get a fucking job
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Op will surely delivery
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>>699234333

Trips - deliver faggot!
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>>699234233
Winrar
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>>699234899
Do it OP
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>>699234898
Fuck one off. Do it if I get dubs.
I won't get them
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>>699234899
I have a job. I'm a self contractor with my gf. We actually make a decent amount. Thanks for the advice though!
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>>699234890
Why tf did you censor her right leg
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Cum on her feet
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>>699235008
Second face Duh
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>>699234890
Trainwreck
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>>699235008
Maybe a tattoo or some shit
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>>699235008
Tattoos probably
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>>699235008
tattoo
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>>699235008
Second face
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>>699235008
Didn't mean it, just accidentally put the maker there as I went to save and was too lazy to redo
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>>699235008
tattoos probably
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Cum in her pussy
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Fist her
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>>699235098
Ahh, yeah probably
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>>699235114
>>699235105
Faggots I said it first.

Put foot in her ass if dubs
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>>699235114
>>699235142
I fucking wish she had tattoos. Nah she's basic
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>>699235200
KEK
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>>699233601
This bitch literally has more hair on her ass than i do. gtfo of here with this man beast
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>>699235098
Didn't see this one
>>699235235
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>>699235235
So second face or an extra dick?
Op stop looking here and delivar
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a flash will wake her drunk ass up and your worried, then how the hell you gunna take requests to do shit OP
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>>699235293
kek
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>>699235246
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>>699235293
Hairless child
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>>699235326
Right Deliver some shit
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Pluck her ass hairs
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I like her plethora of ass hair. Is she part-wolverine?
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/thread
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>>699234333
be careful doing this especially if you are much bigger than her. don't force too much gas into her too much pressure could blow something out
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>>699235484
Burn them with a lighter
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>>699235476
Fuck yeah I even got dubs twice faggot. Delivar or your mom dies if you don't reply
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Waiting for op to deliver
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>>699235200
Just tried, doesn't even almost work. I have a size 14 and she doesn't do analysis so this would basically just be a picture of my big ass harry foot next to her butt.
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>>699235581
Fuck this is why i have a twitch
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>>699235695
You can at least try one toe or some shit, or put your foot on her face or with your toe in her nose. Or you can also try to sharpie in pooper
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>>699235581
Fuk
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>>699234890
>Pretty nice
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>>699235826
I don't need a twitch because when I itch I'm not a bitch
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>>699234333
OK I mean I'll try this but I don't have to fart and rarely do and don't like to do it and there's a good chance this thread is dead before I can deliver but for you I will try anon.
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>>699235916
How much do you love your dad
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>>699235963
Just put the blanket over her face and give full body photo
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>>699235938
Youre a fucking /b/ poet and your mom's tit still has blow on it.
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OP, with all that ass and anus hair your girlfriend has to be Turkish.
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Op deliver on something. If you can't do anything there's always sharpie in pooper. We don't give a fuck just delivar faggot
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>>699236170
German actually. German and Cuban
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Flip that bitch over, I wanna see if there's tons of carpet to match the tons of ass hair
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>>699236111
Put a blanket over his face then place tube attached to ass under blanket, blow ass, light, and thank us for sitting here so you can show your drunk gf's hairy ass and not deliver
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>>699236260
more like german and ass hair
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>>699236121
I'll an hero but you won't hear, because when I go out my brains will be blown out like the Japanese at Hiroshima
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judging by the hairy ass, do her pubes go up to her belly button??
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>>699236017
daddy <3
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>>699236170
With that hair on her anus, he fulfills his gay contracting fucking non-delivering OP waste of life came here to be a pussy ass.
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>>699236472
That's right fucking cum slut. I bet you want daddy's cummies right now in OP'S girlfriend's ass that's harrier than Hagrid and Potter
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>>699236271
Gotchu boo
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>>699235581
eh
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>>699236676
man, she really can grow a hairpie! I bet it gets spongy and dense, like a memory foam mattress!
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>>699236676
Nice piss towel OP
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>>699236676
So op how does it feel like having a nice blanket over your dick when you in anal
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>>699236676
Why do you have AT&T
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>>699236898
Thanks I think ahead on these kind of nights
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>>699236964
Because he lives in the mountains with a bunch of faggots
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Slap er hard as fuck if trips in the face
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>>699234279
This. Shave that disgusting ass. OP is a fag.
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>>699236964
Needed a new company, they had some deals.
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>>699236999
You should have thought ahead with those trips and asked op to delivar on something stupid
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>>699237038
How did I miss that.Of course he is a redneck how elso could his girlfriend(propably his cousin) be that hairy.

DELIVER ALREADY
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>>699237137
Well i mean I am op so I don't need to ask myself to deliver. I'm already here with the naked girl. I delivered to myself.
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>>6992371201
What type were they? I can give you a great deal where you can lower almost all your bills depending on several factors
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>>699236999
They make pet pads for that, easy cleanup. What are the honest chances she shits herself, you know those drippy ass after boozin it up drip down your thighs kinda shits?
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>>699237244
DUBS check out so delivar once again. Give us alot of good body shots for consempation at least
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>>699236676
Is that harambe?
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>>699237302
Damn, I'm gonna call you pill cosby. Usually I have to lure them first. Kek
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>>699237577
Compensation*
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>>699233995
Add me back
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>>699237504
None honestly. She hasn't ever shit in front of my or even while I'm home since I met her a few years back.
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>>699237244
Deliver on what you didn't ask for anything in this reply and it in itself was a reply to a picture of me delivering. Fuck off faggot
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>>699237873
Get her laxatives stat, or shit over ass and when she wakes up tell her she did that
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>>699238039
Deliver on some other shit that you haven't yet. Plenty of people have gotten dubs
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>>699238047
I'm not really into that. Scat was more of a 2011 faze for me
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>>699237873
Your woman won't shite when you're home?? What if she really just a fucking boozy cyborg you should really stick your finger up her ass and show us
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>>699238251
Now this I might be able to do. Hold please
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>>699238221
Wow that shit is too kinky for me. And sorry for that crappy pun. I need to flush out all my puns that stink
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Photo of your ballz across her forehead.
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>>699233995
post pics fam
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>>699238039
You stupid cunt there are a lot of requests that you did not deliver why should I contribute to the bulk of requests.You will not deliver anyway.
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>>699238752
Zarko skase
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>>699238891
Yeah op. I go ahead and contribute also. If you're not ready to delivar then you shouldn't have done this in the first place. We didn't come here to see you get hard while you fuck your girlfriend in her sleep so you can kek. We're supposed to be kek kekking when we ask for you to shit on her and blame her for it or sharpie in the pooper
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>>699238251
Almost woke her up. Definitely real. Not a robot, thanks for the warning, glad I checked.
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>>699236676
Cook her breakfast, and read up on how to be good at cunnilingus.
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>>699235464
a lot of guys dont have hair on their ass cheeks. my asshole? forget about it. but none on my cheeks. that shit is nasty.
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>>699239439
No problem OP. Now smell your finger does it smell like ass or vagina, if it smells vagina then you've been fucking the wrong hole.

I do like the balls across the forehead, there's at least a 70/30 chance she wakes up and destroys your balls. Lets see how fast you are.
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>>699239553
Rolling for this. If she does wake up tell her you were feeling a bit ballsy and that she should not be an ass about it
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>>699239553
Ughhh that requires like getting up and shit though and I'm so comfortable. Trips and I'll roll her over and make her suck my dick and take a video. No clue how I'll post it but I'll do it.
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>>699239700
Fuck yeah I won. This check em and put sharpie in pooper
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>>69923970
Nicely Rolled
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>>699239873
Before op replied so he has to delivar or he's a fag
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>>699239759
I really like a game of ball mousetrap,
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>>699235581
igu
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>>699240080
I do too
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rolling for that trips lel
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how about showing her tits while shes laying there...
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>>699239856
No shot. I just said I'm not getting up. Take what you can get fags
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>>699240160
X)
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rollerino for tripsarino
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>>699240242
MY favourite
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>>699240404
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOUR 404
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kkk
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>>699240233
Don't be a lazy /b/astard man child. We've walked this hairy ass journey together.
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roll 4 trips
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>>699240225
Also she just woke up and went to the bathroom so this might be the end of our travels anons
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> be OP
> be faggot
> people get dubs
> I don't delivar, kek and jerk myself to sleep
> wake up rinse and repeat
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>>699240569
She's drunk it will all be a blur in the afternoon. YOU can do it
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>>699240627
I don't need to jets myself to sleep I can just get head
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>>699240720
Fuck her and admit you have some shit fetish and ask her to fulfill it
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>>699235581
Fuk u
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>>699240843
Yes please bb
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>>699240569
can we see face anon?
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> Dubs decides what do.
> Be a fag
> Doesn't deliver when someone rolled dubs
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>>699240706
She just grabbed some oreos and is sitting up eating them.if there is a chance I can keep this thing it won't be for a minute to she finishes and crashes
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>>699240887
No because she's done porn and I've never seen it and I'm afraid if anyone ever sees her face on here they'll be like "hey look this is your gf getting fucked"
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>>699240894
> be OP
> troll
> Fuck I didn't time stamp my pics
> anons won't notice because pussy
> don't delivar
> jerk off to my waifu pillow and sleep
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>>699240964
Or you put your balls in her milk while shes eating said Oreos
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>>699241064
What's the sauce on the vids??
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>>699241124
She's actually having then with strawberry crush not milk. Which is gross
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Of we get dubs can you post sauce or her face?
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>>699241064
if she did porn why are you dating her?
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>>699234890
wtf op
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>>699241231
Cause op has no standards. I mean he fucking doesn't delivar on /b/. That's fucking low m8
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>>699241193
>>699241230
No like I've never seen it i don't know how to find it. I've scoured the Internet for it but to no avail. I'm sure with my luck someone here on B has seen it though and I don't want them to share it.
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>>699241390
If you looked for it how the fuck do you not want to see it
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>>699241231
Because it doesn't bother me i guess. I've fucked people on camera too, I just didn't get paid for it. So in the end we're just all sex monkeys out to have a good time and your history won't effect my views of you.
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>>699241517
Because op is just a fag who lies and actually has a waifu pillow for a girlfriend
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>>699241523
What if she fucked 10 niggers
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>>699241517
I want to as some part of like a cuck fetish but I know the second I cum I'll just be upset about it. I'm fine with the fact it happened but I'm good with not giving in to my fetishes
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>>699241064
>>699241390
>i don't want to see it
>i've scoured the internet for it
you're full of shit faggot
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>>699241523
what if she had nigger diseases?
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>>699241215
WTF,. And when she told you she did porn that just means her and her X taped themselves while they fucked, and he's probably already posted it to the interwebs, so now she thinks she's a porn star, shes just a chick that fucked on cam as long as it ain;t her Daddy put your balls on her forehead
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>>699241523
> Because it doesn't bother me i guess. I've fucked people on camera too, I just didn't get paid for it. So in the end we're just all sex monkeys out to have a good time and your history won't effect my views of you.
> "I have no standard and she's the only one who would fuck my meat stick, I won't be able to find another girlfriend if she leaves me"
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>>699233601
Shave her asshole. Yuck
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>>699241623
She's fucked like 4. (3 boys 1 girl) I've fucked 3(girls). Doesn't really bother me.
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>>699241699
What if she got fucked by one, got pregnant and had an abortion.

Op will never be her first love and probably won't be the last
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>>699241786
roll. For god sakes shave that bootyhole.
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>>699241726
Nah like she got paid to go fuck on camera in a professional set up. It was when I first met her.
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>>699241822
Thats not a porn star, thats my weekend
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>>699241822
It doesn't? How do you know she won't go out and fuck some other guy and not you
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>>699241845
That'd be cool too. Life goes on man. Enjoy what you have while you have it and if you lose it look for something better.
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>>699241786
rolllll
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>>699241963
That's my every night routine. Of course I only watch it
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>>699241995
What makes you think she isn't?
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>>699241822
>"I've fucked like 3 girls" "She's fucked like 4 people"

if you guys are sluts, then why do you care about her vid getting leaked to 4chan?
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>>699241995
Because I fuck her enough that she doesn't need passion for anyone else, I give her enough attention that she doesn't look to other guys for that and I know how to treat a woman so that they don't cheat on you. It's as easy as that.
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>>699242072
Keep swinging for the fences anon, it can happen.
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>>699242078
True. Probably more fun for her and whoever she fucks. Damn maybe she'll just leave him. He hasn't delivar so I wouldn't blame her if she left because he doesn't delivar in bed
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>>699242186
> Know how to treat a woman
> Takes advantage of her being drunk and entertain a lot of random people in the internet
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>>699242083
Those numbers don't make us sluts lol. A friend of ours has had sex with 26 people in the last year, 4 being in the last two weeks. She is a slut. We are normal adults that have had sexual experiences.
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>>699242233
Perhaps that's why she's drunk.
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>>699242186
And what if your dick goes limp? What if your attention needs to be focused on something else. Sorry for being a shit to you op but I have my problems that haven't been worked out
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>>699242331
This actually made me laugh. You're right though I guess I should say I know how to treat a woman when she needs it.
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>>699242207
Hopefully it doesn't. I'd rather be in a good relationship with a good girl. Haven't yet and haven't gotten laid either
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>>699242333
WINRAR. OP DELIVAR NOW
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>>699242331
This is true, Op is sharing the woman that he can't live without with randoms all over the world, but thinks she hasnt fucked others when she won't even poop when he's there which we all know she has so who's fooling who. Finger the other hole and see if it smells like dick or Vagina.
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>>699242348
Wouldn't blame her
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>>699242418
If your dick does limp you still show her affection. You still make love to her as best you can. If you need to focus your attention elsewhere you increase it ten fold when you have time for her. Idk I've been through a few really long relationships and as long as you never stop showing someone they matter things will always work out.
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>>699242644
MY relationships get shot down before they start and one or two may start but I'm always giving too much
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>>699242721
not that much to show us that porn or her face or any of our dubs requests
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>>699242468
Is she really a woman?
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>>699242635
It would be karma for violating her asshole with /b/
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>>699242807
That is also true. Maybe we can all fit in there
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>>699242771
Yep. Delivar some more at least. My dick is a itching
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>>699235581
fuck man
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