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If your post ends in 5, your wish will be granted

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If your post ends in 5, your wish will be granted
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You know what i want...
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All the niggers die
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please kill me... end my suffering..
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>>699198756

>6

Looks like your wish won't be granted.
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>>699200000
Shiiiiiit son!!!
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>>699200000
Oh damn
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>>699200000
HOLY SHIT
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>>699200000
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I'm mr.Zero, I I don't see full tits with time stamp we abandon thread
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I wish Rhiannon would talk to me soon.
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>>699200000

>real KoG puts the fake KoG in his place

Beautiful.
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>>699200369
rolling for this
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>>699198756
I wish I was a 7 foot tall beautiful Asian female with triple E breast a fat ass and a huge 12 inch cock
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>>699200000

>five 0s
>five

That still counts, right?
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>>699200000
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>>699200000
Nice
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>>699200000
World Peace.
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>>699199705
I..is he kill?
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>>699200000
Fucking beautiful
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H A R A M B E
A
R
A
M
B
E
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i want to be un-vrigin
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I wish she'd come back to me soon
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>>699200000
Im so happy to witness that
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>>699200555
Jesus Christ
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>>699200000
>>699200555
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>>699200555
>>699200555
>>699200555
>>699200555
>>699200555
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>>699200555
You wished it to count so it does
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GODS OF /B/ I PRAY FOR YOU TO GIVE ME GOOD NUMBES
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>>699200000
>>699200555
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>>699200555
>>699200000
Who are you? Who?!
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>>699200795
NOW THAT MY WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED,GIVE ME TRIPS
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boooooooooom
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Will I have a good relationship in the future?
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>>699199661
Rolling
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>>699198756
a godanm job'
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>>699200000
Grant this man a fitting post
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>>699200968
Roll
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>>699201091
Reroll
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Bring Seinfeld back for a few seasons.
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rich and famous
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>>699198756
I wish that i was horny less often. Once a day please.
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>>699200000
>>699200555
IMPOSSIBLE
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>>699200968
You need to make a wish, not ask a question, retard. It's not a magic 8 ball.

I wish this anon has intestinal discomfort for the next week and a half.
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>>699200000
>>699200555
MOTHER FUCK!
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Its just some fag with a pass that has a script.
scripts have been around since the start, watch post count and them interject
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I'd like a delicious bucket of fried chicken.
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i wish to bang OP's mom
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>>699198756
Let me be a girl
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>>699200555
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Give me a Bee Movie 2
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>>699200000
Know something you little fuck→
>>699200001
This was me...
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>>699201375
Fuck yeah, Bee Movie 2 is on the way
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>>699200000
Well it ended in five 0s, does that count?

Also pizza
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>>699201455
further 5 solidifies wish
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I wish for world peace. Wait, that's fucking boring; I wish for world war!
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i wish my boo gave me tons of money for being his faggot
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>>699200928
You got greedy anon
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Trump wins, but Hillary ends up president anyway.
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Grant it boyo
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>>699201872
reroll
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>>699201449

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR POSTING AN IMAGELESS TEXT POST FOR A GET
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>>699201872
rereroll
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>>699200555
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I wish I had people that I relate to and that relate to me. Fuck I'm lonely.
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>>699200000
>>699200555
make it stop
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I wanna be the next king of games.
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I wish milhouse was a meme
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>>699201872
oh and he should make enough money for me to live in a cage at his house
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I just want a girlfriend...
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I want to be two to four inches taller.
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>>699202484
rolling again, damnit
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I wish I could forget my regrets
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>>699202613
Reroll.
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>>699202656
Reroll
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>>699202698
>>699202698
Reroll
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>>699202623
yet again
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>>699202748
Reroll
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>>699200000
witnessed
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>>699202803
Motherfucker. Reroll.
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>>699198756
I wish for death
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>>699201872
rerollen
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rerolls don't count in this thread
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>>699202878
Reroll.
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>>699200000

>post gotta end in 5
>do quints count...?
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Reroll
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>>699198756

To become a contributing member of the scientific community.
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I wish for 3 more wishes
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I want someone to murder me
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>>699203004
Reroll.
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>>699198756
I could go for some oatmeal.
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>>699203081
Reroll
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Pls gib GF
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>>699200000
HAWAII FIVE 0
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>>699202966

nice dubs, but i need a 5! i want this letter of acceptance.
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>>699203135
Got it.
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>>699203207
One and only reroll, pls dub Gods bless me
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shes froffing
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I want kennedi to be my gf
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I wish nothing ever existed
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>>699200000
>>699200555
You just can't fabricate these results.
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I get to lose my virginity.
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>>699198756
I just want to be happy
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>>699198756
trump will win
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>>699203973
reerolll
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>>699200000
Holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk
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>>699204023
stop giving me 3 you cunt
reroll
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>>699200000
Woo boy.

Also give girlfriend
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I wish to fuck Ariana Grande in the ass
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>>699204071
fine
rerereroll
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I wish for a non 5
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>>699198756
Rolling for OPs mom dying in her sleep tonight
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>>699198756
>>699200000
weebs
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I wanna get swole.
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i get a sexy gf
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I wish for the sweet release of death
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>>699200000
>>699200000
>>699200000
>>699200555
>>699200555
>>699200555
G O D I S A M O N G U S
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Wish i could forget this thread
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>>699203774
YOU WERE SO CLOSE YOU MOTHERFUCKER
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Donald is kill
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>>699198756
My wish is to myself, just roll
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>>699204460

It is saved now, for all time.
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>>699200555
>>699200000
this counts as losing my virginity.right?
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>>699205377
checked
also wishing for money
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>>699204862
Why not put the OP in there?
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wishing for qt gf
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gf please
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this thread is cursed
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gimme a girlfriend
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I wish for moar spiderman.
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I wish 4chan would just die
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>>699205785
>>699205815
Perfect it looks like your dreams will soon become a reality
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>>699198756
i want a quite large loan of a billion dollarydoos
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>>699205815
Damn it, just when I got my wish too, asshole! I wish you would die. Moar SPIDERMAN!
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>>699198756
Have my ex regret leaving me forever.
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>>699200000
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>>699206156
Stay pleb m8
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Rolling for death tonight
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>>699200000
>>699200555
H E I S U L T I M A T E ! ! !
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Kill me
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>>699205785
>>699206075
Twice in a row already?! Ok, lets go a third time! I wish for a shitty meme!
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>>699206255
Goodnight sweet prince
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>>699205785
>>699205815
>>699206045
>>699206075
>>699206255
That's a lot of gets
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>>699198756
Roll m8
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>>699200000
N-NANY?!?
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>>699206551
My wish of moar spiderman hasn't been fully realized yet. WE NEED MOAR!
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>>699198756

I wish i had a gf
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>>699198756
i want 5 trillion dollars in my closet within 5 seconds.
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>>699198756
i want 5 trillion dollars in my closet within 5 seconds. and the ablility to fly
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I want her back
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>>699206883
>>699206784
I wish you had a better wish. And ones that had spiderman.
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the sweet release of death
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a gf
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UP ALL NIGHT TO GET LUCKY
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>>699207362
>>699207282
>>699207072
Should have requested for moar spiderman.
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I wish my depression would go away
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>>699198756
money
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>>699198756
I wish for all of the powers of a genie with non of the restrictions, including but not limited to being bound to the will of any being other than myself, being bound to a lamp, or any other container, and any limitations associated with genie powers that would restrict the full use of my powers while still retaining full autonomy and control of myself
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Find a husbando
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>>699198756
I wish I recieved 1 million dollars into my savings account without anyone I know (including myself) or their property being harmed in the process.
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I wosh that all other wishes dont vome true, no exceptions.
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>>699207650
It may seep to the back of your mind bro, but it will never go away... good luck
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Plz kill me
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I wish to have sex with a woman I find attractive
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>>699207744
I got double dubs and no 5
fuck.
once more for posterity's sake

>>699207855
heh
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>>699200000
Jason Bourne: spotted
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>>699205645

Fixed. Now go, make this known to all of 4chan.
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>>699207873
A winner is not you buddy.
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>>699207965
I've only gotten 5's on my last 2 things... my advice and my wish for her back are true hearted... good luck friends
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Rolling for infinite power
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>>699206778
haha faggot. now watch me get a gf
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>>699208051
Beautiful
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>>699200000
holy shit
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My aunt will suck my dick
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I fix my car in time for school
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>>699198756
op is a faggot
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>>699200000
>>699200555
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I want Pokémon to be real.
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I wish all the wishes that were granted prior to this wish will be reversed and never come true.
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I wanna be a bigfoot
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I wish for some fuckin ranger boots.
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>>699198756
To be happyily married to my gf and have kids.
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>>699209322
haha just kidding im alone in this world.
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Notch
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I WISH FOR MY EX TO GIVE ME A PAIR OF HER USED PANTIES
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i wish to wake up not sick tomorow
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I wish I wasn't so poor.
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>>699209552
I wish this anon feels better
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>>699209401

No luck, chuck.
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I wish I was with the boy I love
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>>699209740

Oooh. Close but no cigar.
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>>699209552
reload
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I wish for all wishes after this to not work.
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I wish to be the strongest fighter in the entire universe ;).
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I wish Randy Savage was brought back to life and made immortal.
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>>699198756
I wish I wasn't such a failure.
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>>699198756
now
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>>699198756
Let me pass this term in college. Even if its a C out of pity
>Rawlin
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I wish I was having rowdy intercourse with the guy I'm seeing
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Rawlorino
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I wish the poster below me gets his wish revoked
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>>699198756
Heart of the cards, guide me!
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I wish to have sex in the next 5 days
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>>699200000
WITNESSED
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When were you under the impression that my post didn't end in five?

Look again.
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>>699210955
with a jar of jelly
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>>699198756
wish 5 billion cash in my closet in 5 sec
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>>699210955
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I wish to date her.
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C-can I just have some (you)'s?

Also, toasting in epic bread.
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I wish that OP dies
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the ability to generate objects in the physical realm just by thought alone. Granted in the next 5 seconds, and lasting the rest of my life.
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One of the three girls, I don't care which one
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>>699212205
Yes. This. >5
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KILL EVERYONE ON 4 CHAN CURRENTLY
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I just want shit to be cool again.
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i wish she'd love me back ;-;
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>>699200555
Golly gosh.
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>>699199661
Rolling for this
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I wish for all wishes, above or below this post, to be hence forth regarded as null and void, regardless of the number on post.
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I wish i could make rent this month.
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>>699212205
OO BOY
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I wish for more wishes
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How do you want your coffin OP?
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>>699212836
The number in which a post ends can not directly affect things in the real world. Therefore this will be one of the only wishes that will come true.
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That everyone who has posted before me DIES VIA MASS MURDERER WHO USES VICTIMS FORARM BONES AS MURDER WEAPON

[besides me]
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>>699200555
I want to have the ability of mind control
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For a Cat picture to appear
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She will love me.
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>>699213151
I wish to be exempt from all things posted on 4chan that an individual would regard as unpleasant
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I want to be loved.
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>>699200000
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>>699213450
Too fucking bad
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I'll go back in time and not fuck up an obvious decision
That or I'll get piss drunk tonight to forget I fucked up
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I wish I wish I was a fish.
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>>699200000
>>699200555
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>>699198756
I wish for best girlfriend
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For this thread to become a spiderman--- CAT thread
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>>699200555
MOM GET THE CAMERA
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I win her.
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>>699208051
add me in the screencap
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Gf plz
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>>699199661
Roll
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The girl
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