A couple years ago I went to Hooters, and I left my phone number

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>>699188924
fucked her*

Lies.

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>>699188924
from fb

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>>699188924

>>699188924
>>699189078
Don't be a normie, just upload it to MEGA and share the link.

>>699189310
This

Bumping for awareness

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>>699189310
idk what any of that means man

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>>699189528
Go to mega.nz
Upload video/pictures
Share the link
It's free. You can upload anything for up to 50 GB for free. It's extremely fast.

>>699189528
https://mega.nz/
>storefronts

>>699189528
its a website. megadotnz. upload it there

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fuck this captcha

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>>699189698
>>699189731
I'm gonna keep bumping this for a while to see if it catches on then do a dump

>>699189990
if what catches on, nigger?

we want to see your vid, we will bump while you upload it, then you share the link with us. thats how it works.

>>699189990
Wtf man, don't post your shit, we want the video, not you shitting

>>699189990
We need more awareness, we are my niggers at?!

>>699189990
I wanna see more :(

>>699189990
Do da dump bruh

dump em

Dump faggot

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>>699188924

Post the video nigger

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>>699190177
>>699190188
Checked!

>>699190188
Ayyy

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>>699190188
>>699190191
>>699190281

help me make .webm's then fags i dont wanna dump a full 16 minute porno jesus christ

>>699190309
Tell us more about her. Then share the video

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I want to see this vid, shes hot

>>699189990
you suck you faggot just upload the fucking video faggot

>>699188924
Nice OP, I'm in a similar boat. Wrote my # on the plate in cursive, using the ketchup bottle. Took a few days, but keeping up the dialogue until we start dating.

>>699188924
use this for webm converting, really easy
https://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter

>>699190468
A 16 min webm would be a waste of quality and time.
Plus the video has audio, shitty audio, but audio nonetheless.
Just dump em!

>>699190468
why the fuck not?

>>699190468
go download https://github.com/TheTarkus/WebMCam

resize the window around your video player, hit play on the player, hit record on webmcam, stop when you're done (try to keep it to like 15 seconds).

this is a quick and dirty way, no sound, you'll also might have to remove frames using the edit button to make it small enough for 4chan.

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>>699190468
if you had to choose 2 for a threesome which would it be

I'm going 1 and 4, counting from the left. the star in the video is number 5

>>699190468
But we want a 16 minute porno. 16 minutes doesn't even satiate my desires.

is 2016 learn to google you retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjzMKzjNnKk

>>699190468
do this>>699190639

>>699190468
does this 16 minutes include foreplay and cleaning up?

skip that and upload remaining 42 seconds

>>699190309
umm you realize you cant paint that red box in a video upload OR a webm right

>>699190468
put it on a file host and i'll download it and make webms of the whole thing.

>>699190827
stfu summerfag

>>699190791
nice roast friend!

>>699190827
OP here. That sucks then. Sorry guys I wont upload it in that case.

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>>699190827

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF!!!!

>>699190827
Fucking faggot. Never heard of video editing?
>>699190989
Willing for a trade then?

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>>699190697
sounds complicated but ill give it a shot

>>699190989
if you use webm cam you could crop your face out by leaving it outside the box, or you can right click and let the context menu cover your face

>>699190989
FUCK YOU RETARD FUCKS SAKE
USE YOUR DAMN BRAIN NEXT TIME IF YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE SEEING YOUR FACE YET WANT TO SHARE A PORNO, HERP DERP FUCKING RETARD

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>>699190989
Don't worry
4chans got your back. No one will dox you.

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>>699190827

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>>699190989
not OP fuck off fag

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>>699190827
>>699191119
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE u fucking retard

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Missionary sex


No thanks

>>699190989
How did you even get here when you're such a computer illiterate dumbass
>OP is a faggot

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>>699191471
>>>699191471
>Missionary sex
>No thanks

>Virginity, I choose you!

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>>699190499
half asian half italian

>>699191471
It was the first time he fucked her, right? most bitches wont do any other position the first time out the gate. Thats pretty basic knowledge for guys who actually get pussy.

>>699190610
texting bitches is the worst you feel like an idiot no matter what you type. gotta get in front of her asap

>>699190989

pussy

>>699191751
For the love of all holy and unholy, upload the vid on mega

>>699190938
>>699191119
>>699191121
>>699191436

rekt

>>699191695
>>699191471
see
>>699191790
thank you.

dont want to do too much too fast

tons of virgins on this board

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>>699191471
>>699191790
This shows that missionary hating anon is actually a fat neckbeard virgin basement dweller who never touched or kissed a 'woman' before, except for his mummy tendies

>>699189990

FUCK YOU CUNT!!

>>699192033
Ahhh... You think darkness is your ally?

>>699191751
Shit, what's the ETA for that 16 min vid, corporal?

>>699190989

kill yourself

http://www.camwhores.tv/videos/41703/novapatra-leaves-twitch-on-and-then-faps-in-private-premium-video/

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>>699191790
>>699192071
>>699192110


>2016
>waitress
>at Hooters

Ya she's down for more then missionary.

Plus why would I want to see some movie of some love making for the purpose of proceration some anon can't even figure out how to upload to mega.

>>699191599
I wouldn't say not know how to make a .webm is computer illiteracy

>>699190697
>>699190639
Isn't there just a really simple way I can upload a quicktime movie, cut it down to a 15 second clips, and it spits out a .webm?

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>>699192595
Stop projecting faggot.

>>699192621
no. Seriously, the webmbro is incredibly easy to use. That is the simple way.

>>699192595
This guy is a regular pussy visionary talking about how easy it is to do nerdy computer shit

I browse this board to see pictures/videos and conversations you cant see anywhere else, but im a pretty regular dude. not everyone on here is a complete nerd

>>699192831
Projecting
What am I projecting

I said I wouldn't wan a see a vid of bad angle missionary sex

>>699192595
>Plus why would I want to see some movie of some love making for the purpose of proceration some anon can't even figure out how to upload to mega.

forgot the question mark, punctuation dumb fuck

because shes hot
its a voyeur vid = she didnt know it was being recorded
Hooters is not a strip club, the waitresses there are not skanks and sluts, just regular girls who need a job.

>>699192863
alright ill try it again

>>699190743
trying this

>>699193125
All waitresses are sluts

>>699193125
fuck off OP you dumb cunt

hurdur i have vidya of girl i wanna upload oh no i cant hide my face (like ANYBODY gives a fuck about the guy in the vid)

ooooh boooo i dont wanna upload it

l2 not troll yourself op

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>>699193062
Yourself in that image meant to insult other fellow users. It is you anon. I'm 69 kg, so fuck you boii, I'm fast as fuck.

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>>699188924
also, OP here, 8.5 inches reporting in

>>699193435
Ahhh there it is
Super convoluted dick r8 thread.
Well done OP

>>699193435
If OP posts mega link to video I'll drop something everyone likes. I'll reply to who'll guess what it is. It's pretty dank.

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>>699191201

>>699193435
keep posting. Im enjoying this. dont need vid. Im not a porn junkie.

>>699190497
She's a waitress at hooters, frankly just isn't very smart, and pretty self-conscious. I took her out and we got drunk and danced at some outdoor bar and that pretty much did the trick

>>699193890
And she let you hit it raw dog.
So definitely would have let u hit it from the back

>>699193884
ah, story guy huh? me as well brother

>>699193890
What's her name?

>>699193890
Sweet. Do you still fuck her occasionally? Or why dumping the video after all this time. Not that I'm complaining tho. kek

this thread is still alive?

>ayy what the fuck OP
I think >>699193618 is on to something.

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>>699194060
i should have hit it from the back, i was pretty drunk man

fresh one from the vid, didn't have any her-on-top pics

>>699189310

>Not being a normie
>Having sex

Choose fag

>>699194343
why would i want my thread to die dickweed

This is what I use.

https://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter/archive/master.zip

You unzip and drag the vid onto the .bat file and it walks you through the conversion.

>>699194145
Tara

>>699190639
This

>>699194671
unzip??? .bat file??? there's got to be something easier

>>699194204
no i pretty much used her for the most part and she got fed up with it eventually... not proud of it, but she was too dumb to date but too hot not to fuck

OP why dont u just upload on zippyshare and post link here ?

Found her, Toronto Hooters.

>>699195219
i think thats what ill do just cut the files down really small in quicktime and upload

>>699194942
Nice story anon. Good thing you fuck her in time. By the way, How that video going?

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>>699194671

>>699195314
wrong lol

mega.nz
just drag n drop the vid onto the screen
how hard is it?

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>>699194784
>>699194942

>she was too dumb
>what is a .zip

>>699195327
Why not MEGA thou? zippyshare takes years to upload/download anything.

>>699195413
4th from the left,...

http://www.torontograndprixtourist.com/2015_06_01_archive.html

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>>699195601

i wouldn't mind a full length video

>>699195601
nice going, now we're never going to see the video...

>>699195971
no that's not her in any of these pics, he didn't actually find her

>>699195601
fuck you

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>>699195601
>>699195694
Oh shiiiiiiiiet nigga
Nice finding anon

>>699195694
OP here, that's not her, her tits are much bigger... trust me

>>699193435
obvious anabolic steroid abuser.

those wimpy flabby legs give it away. legs are 90% genetic. they are wimpy and flabby cuz your steroids couldnt help you :/

get off the drugs noob. they will have you fucked up in 5 years. pity you cant enjoy life without drugs n booze.

natty4life!

>>699196099
Welp... Dubs usually don't lie?

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>>699195694
not her

>>699196262
Google search "Tara" and "Hooters" and "Bikini Contest" and "2013" and "2014" and "2015"

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>>699196133
lol i played division 1 football at an ivy league school buddy

>>699196262
This thread is dying, we need a video or GIF to compensate.

git out of here dox jews

>>699196501

every other faggot, myself included, would trade lives with you in a heartbeat if we had a choice

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>>699196556

>>699196501

hahaha ivy_champs.jpg

you are a remarkable dick head

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OP Delivers, but keeps telling me the file from zippyshare is spam

Good job ruining this woman's life, faggot. As soon as /b/ finds out who she is this will be spread all over Facebook...

Fucking smells like Summer in here

>>699197255
then put the whole vid uncut on mega

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>>699197276

What state is she from?

use volafile.io

OP delivers, but it says that the system is identifying the link as spam, i did it on zippyshare, its a 7.4MB 16 second moviee

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>>699197702
Have you ever considered, like I don't know… using MEGA instead?

>>699197702
post the string at the start and end of the url

www102
/v/abcd123456/file.html

>>699191861
Okay, well asking questions is only going to get me so far. She asked me two, I've probably controlled most of the dialogue so far. I'm trying to say something nonchalant to get her to agree to a date, but I don't want to say the wrong thing and she think I'm desperate for trying to push things forward so quick.
>PLUS I'M SICK OF PLAYING 20Q

>>699198015
I already tried once, but she took forever and only responded to my question about her to start some dialogue. Like dude, I just need to get to the first date and I'll have that shit locked down. What do I say? I don't need her to start beating around the bush about shit coming up, or straight up ignoring me until I say something else. I don't know how I even have exes at this point.

>>699198015

Don't overthink it. If you want to go on a date, call her and say let's go grab a drink, or set up a pregame between her friends and your friends.

The funny thing about girls is, as long as your confident as the man, they will do what you say 100% of the time if you are smarter than them. I assume you're not stupid if you're on this board

>>699198382
see
>>699198394

and fuck texting, call her or snapchat her so you can at least incorporate facial expressions and not be identified as words on a screen

>>699197702
just split the url up with spaces

>>699197986
OP here verifying link, 1st part of string after .com:

/v/

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>OP DELIVARS

>>699198394
I'm not 21. She's not 21, she looks 18. She's short, and innocent looking to where it concerns me. All I have is vodka. Would I look like an alcoholic or do you think she'll get nervous about drinking with a guy?
>I didn't get out back in High School until like the LAST day

>>699198854
THE MADMAN

>>699198854
dig ol bick

>>699198879
idk then man if you're trying to finesse if over a long period of time, then just make it something really quick and low risk for the girl.

For example coffee or ice cream

wheres the link fgt

>>699198854
WOW MAN for a second i thought you where BLACK

>>699198854

OP is gigantic stud

please cuck my wife OP

>>699198854
share the video OP no one care about you and your face we wanna see the whore get fucked

>>699199909
the internet worries me. it's permanent. I wish i was better at editing these videos

Wheres the link? My girlfriend broke up with me for no reason, im sad and i want to jerk off.

>>699200243
slap yourself instead

honesty good going OP. Nice score

>>699200243
>no reason
might have been a small reason, your penis. Your penis is small.

>>699200227
>>699200227
I believe in you OP!

>>699198854
no condom? nice.

>>699200227
Yeah it's permanent. So you'll permanently be remembered as somebody with an 8in dick that fucked a hot chick.

Embrace immortality.

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>>699200558
thanks man. have this

>>699201059
matt patt?

>>699200753
she definitely wasn't dirty, i bet she had only been with 2-3 men tops, super shy/self-conscious

>>699201175
its actually ricky bobby

Is it worth going to an Ivy league school?

>>699201059
You're the man now, dawg! Please post more

where is link?

Upload.Video.Mother.Fucker.

still waiting

>>699201388
questionable. school was really fucking hard, i had to work my balls off just to get a 3.0 in a liberal arts major. luckily i grew up pretty lower class with just my mom, so i get a fuck ton of financial aid. My school cost $64k a year factoring in living expenses

>>699201716
>>699201817
>>699201898

did you see the .gifs? you guys are some high maintenance masturbators

>>699202012
dude we want the video, plox and thank you

>>699202012
literally just want the full vid, thats all we eant

>>699202012
Who the fuck jerks of to 5 second gifs?

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>>699193435
you used a condom!?

what's the point then?

>>699201927

I'm considering going to upenn
Do athletes get any privilege in this school?

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continuing to deliver to ungrateful audience

>>699196501
probably a kicker

>>699202471
THAT'S NOT DELIVERING RETARD

>>699202538
relax, he won't post a link if you're acting like that. Wtf

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>>699202471
we're not ungrateful, it's just that it's good stuff and you've whetted our appetite with this slut, so we WANT THE VIDEO!

>>699202471
I don't want your charity GIFs, I WANT THE 16 MINUTES VIDEO!!!

For once op wasnt a faggot

>>699202471
Dude. Ur uploading gifs y not video

>>699202471
she's like 5'4 so you're like 5'5? manlet

>>699202471
You're not delivering shit, nobody wants your laggy 1 sec long gifs. You sound and fuck like an utter retard.

>>699202471
Hey man im grateful, girl here
I think youre handsome

>>699202443

sort of, but not really. we get a break here and there in classes that require a lot of time, because we spent 35-40 hours a week at fucking football practice
in terms of social circles, athletes are very differentiated. Everyone has their niche. rich kids, frat kids, athletes, nerds, sorority girls, female athletes, fat/ugly girls, the list goes on. College is great you'll meet a shit ton of people just like you for once in your life

>>699203301
thanks babe, glad you think a guy trying to max out a thread on a friday night is handsome

>>699203476
np.
where do you live now?
what position did you play?

have more pics of that cock?

>>699202939
well north of 6 feet tall actually

>>699203627
lol no unfortunately i dont do photoshoots of my dick

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>>699203476
hey sex machine, you going to post that vid of your fucking Miss Hooters or what?!?

>>699203894
because its so small?

>>699204031
zinger

>>699203902
No, only Gifs

well this got boring

should i post his name now or what?

>>699204332
you don't know my name!

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>>699204332
might as well, he's not actually going to deliver

>>699204332
yup dox that NIG

>>699204332

Yes bc OP didn''t deliver

OP confirmed for fgt

>>699203301
Chad is too hot for you, fatty.

>>699204470
Is it over, or do you plan to show a video? Not ungrateful, just curious if I should be waiting for something else.

200 replies

>>699204949
nah its over man. im sorry im not comfortable throwing up a full video. thats reasonable right? just wanted to see if i could start a good thread

>>699205072
RIP OP fag confirmed

BOO THIS MAN !!!!

>>699205072
You've started a shit, waste of fucking time, thread. Kill yourself faggot

>>699197276
Ruining people's lives for our enjoyment is what we do, gtfo you little bitch

>>699205342
>>699205488
>>699205513
i never promised a video... only clips... i delivered those...

>>699205072
Yeah its reasonable. At least you didn't trying saying yes and then wait till it 404d. bye

>>699200666
Fucking Satan has no chill

>>699205729
i for one thank you op for your contributions. However if you ever change your mind feel free to share that vid

>>699190698
3 & 5

>>699205804
oh god, we even saw you face, so what?

can i buy it from you personally for my private collection?

>>699205729
good thread m8 thanks

Thanks OP, sorry everyone here is dildos. Thanks for thinking of us anyway.

>>699201178
Ooohhhh

Did she tell you that? Or you got to that conclusion by analyzing her clothing and way of talking?

Or by the way she gave you her holy holey right away with out any other effort than a couple of beers?

>>699207141
no we'd met for 2 other brief dates prior to that. first, we got chips and guac at chipotle, and second, we smoked weed got candy from 711 and watched a movie. about a weeks time in between. invited her over, with a friend, to go out with 3 of my friends (2 guys to keep the friend preoccupied so she's not worried about that target)
it's not that fucking hard to get laid idiots get off your asses and do some pushups

>>699207141
and no, i arrive at that conclusion by her sexual experience, which was subpar

the know-it-alls on this board man sheesh

What an absolute little bitch OP is.

It's probably your roomate who fucked that bird and you just filmed it like the sad fag you are,

>>699207630
>implying pushups could cure autism

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>>699207630
nice. that's kinda sweet.

Someone fucking dox OP please

>>699208033
kek

Today OP was not a faggot.... It's a good day. Now i'm gonna go have a drink and sing Karaoke

>>699209253
>today OP was not a faggot
nigga read the fucking thread

%triforce

>>699209404
he delivered. You read the thread. I came here expecting nudes and possibly a vid. I got what i came for.

>>699207762
Are you aware that she could've been fucked before by some std infested faggot that got her weed, and then fuck with you..... No protection either case...

> inb4 AIDS

Tl;dr -> welcome to AIDS son

>>699209667
you're such a cuck

>>699197497
/thread

>>699189528
Good chest and shoulders OP if that's you, no homo.
>Slight homo

>>699209871
and you're an abysmal twat. Now i'm gonna go get drunk. then when i get home i'm gonna get laid. Have fun on /b/ calling people "cuck" and misusing the word.

>>699210115
ok daddy

post the last thing of the video

abandon thread OP is a faggot who thinks one second gifs is 'delivering'

>>699188924
OP are you cut or uncut?

show us the part u cum :p

>>699196133
>Steroid abuser
>not even big

you're special

OP, thanks for the gifs.

Please figure out how to edit your face in the full vid and then post that someday. It's not impossible.

looks like a hot vid and i bet her sounds were great

>>699196133
>MFW this dude doesn't know the first thing about anabolic steroids but pretends to be an expert on the interwebs
>MFW I don't even have a fucking face