A couple years ago I went to Hooters, and I left my phone number on the check for the waitress. She called me, we ended up going out, and I fucker her... while I had photobooth recording on my laptop. Trying to figure out how to make .webm's so I can share
tl;dr b/tard does sex
Go to mega.nz
Share the link
It's free. You can upload anything for up to 50 GB for free. It's extremely fast.
I'm gonna keep bumping this for a while to see if it catches on then do a dump
help me make .webm's then fags i dont wanna dump a full 16 minute porno jesus christ
I want to see this vid, shes hot
go download https://github.com/TheTarkus/WebMCam
resize the window around your video player, hit play on the player, hit record on webmcam, stop when you're done (try to keep it to like 15 seconds).
this is a quick and dirty way, no sound, you'll also might have to remove frames using the edit button to make it small enough for 4chan.
if you had to choose 2 for a threesome which would it be
I'm going 1 and 4, counting from the left. the star in the video is number 5
sounds complicated but ill give it a shot
4chans got your back. No one will dox you.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE u fucking retard
>Virginity, I choose you!
This shows that missionary hating anon is actually a fat neckbeard virgin basement dweller who never touched or kissed a 'woman' before, except for his mummy tendies
Ya she's down for more then missionary.
Plus why would I want to see some movie of some love making for the purpose of proceration some anon can't even figure out how to upload to mega.
I wouldn't say not know how to make a .webm is computer illiteracy
Isn't there just a really simple way I can upload a quicktime movie, cut it down to a 15 second clips, and it spits out a .webm?
This guy is a regular pussy visionary talking about how easy it is to do nerdy computer shit
I browse this board to see pictures/videos and conversations you cant see anywhere else, but im a pretty regular dude. not everyone on here is a complete nerd
>Plus why would I want to see some movie of some love making for the purpose of proceration some anon can't even figure out how to upload to mega.
forgot the question mark, punctuation dumb fuck
because shes hot
its a voyeur vid = she didnt know it was being recorded
Hooters is not a strip club, the waitresses there are not skanks and sluts, just regular girls who need a job.
fuck off OP you dumb cunt
hurdur i have vidya of girl i wanna upload oh no i cant hide my face (like ANYBODY gives a fuck about the guy in the vid)
ooooh boooo i dont wanna upload it
l2 not troll yourself op
Yourself in that image meant to insult other fellow users. It is you anon. I'm 69 kg, so fuck you boii, I'm fast as fuck.
She's a waitress at hooters, frankly just isn't very smart, and pretty self-conscious. I took her out and we got drunk and danced at some outdoor bar and that pretty much did the trick
i should have hit it from the back, i was pretty drunk man
fresh one from the vid, didn't have any her-on-top pics
>she was too dumb
>what is a .zip
Oh shiiiiiiiiet nigga
Nice finding anon
obvious anabolic steroid abuser.
those wimpy flabby legs give it away. legs are 90% genetic. they are wimpy and flabby cuz your steroids couldnt help you :/
get off the drugs noob. they will have you fucked up in 5 years. pity you cant enjoy life without drugs n booze.
lol i played division 1 football at an ivy league school buddy
OP Delivers, but keeps telling me the file from zippyshare is spam
Have you ever considered, like I don't know… using MEGA instead?
Okay, well asking questions is only going to get me so far. She asked me two, I've probably controlled most of the dialogue so far. I'm trying to say something nonchalant to get her to agree to a date, but I don't want to say the wrong thing and she think I'm desperate for trying to push things forward so quick.
>PLUS I'M SICK OF PLAYING 20Q
I already tried once, but she took forever and only responded to my question about her to start some dialogue. Like dude, I just need to get to the first date and I'll have that shit locked down. What do I say? I don't need her to start beating around the bush about shit coming up, or straight up ignoring me until I say something else. I don't know how I even have exes at this point.
Don't overthink it. If you want to go on a date, call her and say let's go grab a drink, or set up a pregame between her friends and your friends.
The funny thing about girls is, as long as your confident as the man, they will do what you say 100% of the time if you are smarter than them. I assume you're not stupid if you're on this board
I'm not 21. She's not 21, she looks 18. She's short, and innocent looking to where it concerns me. All I have is vodka. Would I look like an alcoholic or do you think she'll get nervous about drinking with a guy?
>I didn't get out back in High School until like the LAST day
questionable. school was really fucking hard, i had to work my balls off just to get a 3.0 in a liberal arts major. luckily i grew up pretty lower class with just my mom, so i get a fuck ton of financial aid. My school cost $64k a year factoring in living expenses
you used a condom!?
what's the point then?
we're not ungrateful, it's just that it's good stuff and you've whetted our appetite with this slut, so we WANT THE VIDEO!
sort of, but not really. we get a break here and there in classes that require a lot of time, because we spent 35-40 hours a week at fucking football practice
in terms of social circles, athletes are very differentiated. Everyone has their niche. rich kids, frat kids, athletes, nerds, sorority girls, female athletes, fat/ugly girls, the list goes on. College is great you'll meet a shit ton of people just like you for once in your life
hey sex machine, you going to post that vid of your fucking Miss Hooters or what?!?
might as well, he's not actually going to deliver
Did she tell you that? Or you got to that conclusion by analyzing her clothing and way of talking?
Or by the way she gave you her holy holey right away with out any other effort than a couple of beers?
no we'd met for 2 other brief dates prior to that. first, we got chips and guac at chipotle, and second, we smoked weed got candy from 711 and watched a movie. about a weeks time in between. invited her over, with a friend, to go out with 3 of my friends (2 guys to keep the friend preoccupied so she's not worried about that target)
it's not that fucking hard to get laid idiots get off your asses and do some pushups
Are you aware that she could've been fucked before by some std infested faggot that got her weed, and then fuck with you..... No protection either case...
> inb4 AIDS
Tl;dr -> welcome to AIDS son