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how get banned from /b/

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how get banned from /b/
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CP.
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Just visit it enough, I've been banned soo many times for nothing
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hands free fapping
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CP or try and start a raid, either way they'll ban you, one's just not illegal
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Ill post cp if someone hits quads
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Post beastiality contents. I've been banned twice like this.
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>>699180828
Rolling
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Itll be a while for quads, how about trips?
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I'm curious on the replies
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>>699181152
>>699180828
banned
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>>699181382
Cant handel little pussy
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>>699181382
Fuck off fag
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quades
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>>699181437
>>699181440
BAnned
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>>699178224
Just break the rules and then you'll be banned
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>>699180828
LIAR
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Banned my fucking ass
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Quads got
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>>699182232
JUST
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Wonder if anyone's going to get banned here.....
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>>699182355
your safe bud, you got dubs like the rest of us survivors
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quints
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>>699182340
you were off by 10. fucking 10. how is that "JUST" you fucking faggot braindead shitstain
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>>699178224
spam some threads for temporary ban
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this but real will get u banned
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>>699178224
You can't. Even when the edgy kids on here admit to being underage mods don't give a shit
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i got banned for triggering some guys on /sci/ for calling Global Warming fake ( was just trying to piss them off
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Ban me... Fuck it... Raid this piece of shit 1st 3372562147
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>>699183320
xD
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>>699180828
Rollerino
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>>699182998
what the fuck milk comes in a toothpaste tube?
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>>699182998
Also is hollowman lifting the girls skirt? wtf
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I got banned for posting a Walrus on the pony board. Not my fault I'm retarded.
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>>699182998
also that duck.
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dsfargeg

>tfw mods are newfags
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you cant get banned
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>>699184280
yup it sure does
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go to daycare

do this

take pics

post

b&
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>>699178224
Post in a kik thread, works everytime
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>>699185643
savage
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>>699185895
thank fuck i recognised that thumbnail before it loaded and closed it in time...
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>>699185643
whoa delete this
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>>699186005
or add more?
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>>699186005
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>>699186186
lol shes swinging by hanging on their cocks
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>>699186005
fuckin' normie
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>Top Garzoople
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>>699186003
>I recognise that uncircumcised penis and that guy sitting on a glass bottle
That was like 5 years ago wasnt it?
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>>699178601
This, I was banned for "posting" in a thread I have never visited or posted in.
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>>699185643
>>699186101
>>699186186
>>699186365
>>699186480
whoa delete this
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>>699186553
He's dead now.
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>>699186746
i tried but it just adds more
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>>699186786
Give me more info
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>>699186880
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>>699186931
nevermind he's still alive I was thinking about the goatse guy
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p
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on Google and post, or at least that worked for me
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>>699178224
I am 2 years old
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>>699185895
why on earth would someone do something like that?
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>>699187425
without that space
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>>699180828
What is cp?
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>>699187657
crippling depression
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Back in the day, posting dsfargeg would get you banned.
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dsfargeg
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>>699187657
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>>699178224
Legit that was me on my 17th birthday.
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>>699187425
No one is trying this ffs :/
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>>699187876
No, like this. Dsfargeg
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Who cares for 4chan if you have a better version of it
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>>699188070
Dsfargeg?
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>>699187917

classic
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>>699188151
Care to tell us the better version?
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>>699187332
Goatse guy is dead?
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>>699188279
Nice try. You don't get banned for saying it anymore, but the spam filter won't let you post.
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>>699188279
Infinitechan
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Rhymes with fat oddness.
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>>699188379
he died in 2010 from surgery complications
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>>699188379
Goatse isn't dead. FYI the guy's name is Kirk Johnson. Pic related.
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>>699180828
roll
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>>699180828
reroll
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cmon 88888
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>>699180828
Why the fuck are people rolling this? Blates FBI
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You all are fucked
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>>699188911
Calling 911
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>>699189157
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I'm 17 years old
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>>699180828
Roll
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You can literally find CP on google ffs
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>>699189289
bye
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>>699189372
Bs
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>>699186613
Good, I thought I was the only one. The ban ended when I saw the page describing my ban though.
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Fags
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>>699187754
That it is
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>>699178224
You're all pussy why don't you all post CP, mods can't ban 200 guys like that
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>>699189619
>3 guys posting
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>>699189619
>implying everyone here has CP saved to their hard drives
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>>699188472
No one's guessing so I'll give another hint.

Divine feline.
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>>699189619
Because we aren't fucking pedophiles you sick fuck
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>>699178224
use a tor relay you dump twat
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>>699189759


just came back from the store. This retard thread is still going?
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>>699188668
http://www.pornhub.com/users/kirkj
He logged in an hour ago. Goatse is alive and well.
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>>699189759
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>>699189791
>implying you can't find it on google
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>>699189791
> Implying no one does.
Lol k
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Quads will never get
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Ask a legitimate question about nudist found on google,
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p
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on Google and post, or at least that worked for me
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>>699190190
Post screenshots
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>>699190184
What do you think about asmr?
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If I get dubs we all get permabanned for posting in here
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>>699180828
We'll get that CP, anon.
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>>699189935
But you can't
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>>699190297
Kek, try it yourself, google won't kill you man
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>>699190462
I did and got banned
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2 of Amerikaz Most Wanted has the best beat of any 2pac song
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>>699180828
fuck off cunt
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>>699180828
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>>699190334
If I get banned forever, how I do to return to using the 4chan ?
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>>699180828
roll
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>>699190604
What, did you find cp on Google And get banned, wtf dude
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>>699190746
use dubchan faggot
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>>699190746
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>>699190746
When you get banned you can't post, but that is all what happens, you can still browse 4chan and fap to furrys
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>>699180828
>roll

kuk
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Let's get that CP /b/ros
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>>699189844
Kek in this thread waiting for quads
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>>699190746
Kek, you wont be able to return to the chan anymore.
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Regular milk sucks.
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>>699190901
Yeah I know, I already get ban for 3 days for reply to pedo scum
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>>699190746
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>>699191047
Mah brotha from anotha mother, I love chocolate milk too
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>>699190821
Because I posted I right after
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beep boop boop bop
boop boop beep bop

boop
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Nice knowing ya /b/ros
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Amidoinitright?
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>>699180828
fag i'll post some
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>>699186746
y? ??
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>>699191324
Liar
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Yeet
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>>699180828
git b&
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>>699191190
MODS
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>>699190797
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>>699191315
No
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>>699187754
nelson laugh
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>>699191047
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>>699191324
do it..
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why cp guys just post necro
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>>699191190
reported
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>>699190965
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>>699191190
Too small
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Rolling because lol
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Reportfags are even worse than pedos :/
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>>699180828
you wont do It,
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>>699191480
you sick fuck
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http://pictureswap.herokuapp.com/
Just post it here
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>>699191541
Fuck off little kid
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>>699191480
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>>699189597
same ip as the 1 who was actually b&
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>>699191524
Cuz necro isn't as sexy
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>>699191614
thats a lie
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>>699178224
I got banned for saying I was going to kill anyone who rolled trips in my thread. Like if you roll trips you get to name someone famous or what ever and I would kill them, instant ban for 1 month.
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>>699178224
I made a thread titled
>Animal Abuse! ^.^
and i was banned for a month
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>>699191480
You monster!
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>>699191701
sick fuck
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>>699180828
no you won't
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>>699185895
keep in mind, this was made while tupperware was out so this guy had a very viable alternative.
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>>699190645
uhh this is the cheese pizza guys
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>>699191830
Moot porn?
I wonder if there is Mook porn?
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>>699191830
it's not like moot is ever on here any more.
he's left us to fester and rot.
and if he is on here he's just another anon i would guess.
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>>699185424
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>>699191978
I don't see it. you're probably just a faggot
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>>699180828
k
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>>699191978
That's not cp faggot
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>>699191835
Yea cuz fucking dead people is way more normal.. if I had to choose between fucking a dead body and fucking a little girl, you better believe that by the time the nights over I would have taken that flower
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>>699191985
did someone say MOOT PORN????
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mook is a fucking faggot
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>>699180828
ok
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>>699192103
y not combine the two and fuck a dead little girl?
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I got banned for expressing myself regularly and much of it was summarized as "idiot pedophile". This was shortly before moot left and everyone was accusing him of tightening his security on things to make the site look more appealing to buyers.

Haven't got banned for the same thing since. In fact, nothing I've said has landed a ban. I don't think it will since finding children attractive is a bannable offense these days.
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>>699180828

You're going to jail for a LONG time.
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heres my waifu
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>>699192103
I thought you were imply that you were a pedo
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>>699192103
The flowers off the grave or?
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>>699191190
did he get banned?
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>>699192073
>>699192095
lmao no bitch in college is gonna go to the rr to take pics. thats high school girl shit
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>>699191190
rip
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>>699192319
What did he post
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This thread is dying :/ at least post random shit
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>>699192305
Wich would you choose??
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>>699187657
capitan planet
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Well fuck
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>>699192414
ss from some CP
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>>699192414
Cp screenshot
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>>699192414
a screenshot of another thread with cp in it
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>>699192319
yeah for posting a screenshot of cp bread lol
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>>699192421
Or you can roll for cp
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>>699192414
A screenshot from a thread where a litul girl spreads her legs
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>>699192431
Niether. But if I had to 17 y/o bcuz im 19
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>>699192475
>>699192496
>>699192527

a moment for the fallen.
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>>699192550
no i will not pretend this is cp
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>>699192550
"Pretend this is cp and I'll delete it after a few posts"

faggot
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>>699192550
That's some hot shit
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>>699192550
SICK FUCK
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>>699191688
here its still up
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>>699192679
nope , nvm
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>>699192550
You sick pedo. Enjoy your ban
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Lol I just realized that you go to jail for cp at north murica, kek, here you can make whattsapp groups full of pizza
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>>699192550
ur not fooling anyone fag
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>>699186003

I watched it anyways. Bro tried to take the glass out while he bled his spleen.
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>>699192748
Where's "here"
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>>699182232
Missed it by thaat much
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>>699192550
Newfaggotree.
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>>699192748
>'Lol I just realized that you go to jail for cp at north murica'
no shit sherlock
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>>699192716
Wtf that isnt even CP are you stupid?
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>>699192550
>Pretend this is cp and I'll delete it after a few posts

Fucking newfag, don't even have cp to post, go away cancer
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>>699192748
Civilised people don't want to fuck little girls, Achmed.
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Sup?
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>>699192871
not everyone lives in north America faggot
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>>699192847
Oblivion, u mad?
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>>699178224
Apparently posting a webm of someone stuffing a rat up his butt is not okay.
Posting the actual photo of pic related can get you banned for life as well.
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>>699192887
Your suposta play along and fool the newfags..
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>>699191093
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>>699192847
isis land aka goatfucker central
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Any quads yet?
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>>699193000
Checked
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>>699193036
whoa wtf all my files just got deleted
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>>699192973
I'm American bro.. I have no idea where the fuck that even is..
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>>699193102
Rekt
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>>699192970
But what I said was true, I wasn't implying anything by the way
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>>699191190
mods
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>>699193120
>Typical amerifag
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>>699193102
I've had that happen b4
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>>699193000
Wait I've seen the actual photo before, that wasn't cp was it?
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>>699192970
yes but its common knowledge that you go to jail for cp in western countries especially america
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Think there's a shameless pedo going around, seen 3 different cp pictures in the last 10 minutes...
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Quads?
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>>699193286
You;re imagining things
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>>699193003
This guy >>699192716 already fucked it up anyways
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>>699192955
bix nood
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>>699193286
mods are on full alert tonight it seems
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>>699193286
I haven't seen nothing
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>>699180828
It's not that i want to see it, it's that i want to see you post it.
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>>699193434
Lawl
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>>699193286
Nah.
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>>699193434
True
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Thread called how to get banned<
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>>699193484
I think thats everyone in the thread
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>>699193233
Fuck yea bro! Shits so cash.. ask me how many guns I have.. and yes I'm slightly overweight, it's spelled "aluminum", and my trucks speed is measured in mph.
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Operator, get me quads !
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>>699178224
you could post ponies

I will if someone or I roll dubs
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>>699193591
Lying ass nigger.
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>>699180828
HAHA
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>>699180828
Roll
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>>699193596
I don't own a gun or truck and "Shits so cash"? wtf is this???
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>>699193639
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>>699193656
Ok
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>>699193639

Fuck your operator!
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>>699193380
I'm the samefag in this situation! Your welcome.
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>>699193707
Let me roll at you
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>>699193656
I fucking love ponies.
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>>699180828
quads nigger
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>>699193258
I didn't think it was either
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if there's a mod in here a want you to ban me for 1 week to keep me from coming to this site. Thanks. If you need a reason im not 18 yet. I turn 18 on August 19 so there's that.
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Quads?
>>
Quadriplegic
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>>699193763
And she is 29yo probaly
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>>699193820
kys you cringey fuck
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test 123
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>>699192073
who is this person with a penis on her face?
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>>699183320
win
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>>699193877
That's not how the ban work ffs
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>>699193862
Well, you'll have the pedo-division of the police over in a year or so...
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Fuck this thread!
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>>699193922
Kek m8 >>699193899
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>>699178224
rellin
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I got banned for a kik thread.
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>>699193877
>>699193899
>>699193922
nice
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>>699193967
wanna play ponies and wear fedoras??
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>>699180828
Roll
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>>699193922
Fuck fuck get me fucking quads now !!!!!
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>>699194067
Lol the mods are blood thirsty tonight
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Ilike the smell of cum
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Is cp the only thing that's gets you banned?
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Gimme.
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>>699194013
mate of mine
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