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Nurse here. Ask your stupid medical questions. Pic unrelated.

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Nurse here. Ask your stupid medical questions.

Pic unrelated.
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>>699154404
I'm 27 and tend to go soft doing intercourse, after 15-20 minutes. What do I do?
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tits or gtfo
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How do we know you're a real doctor and not some fuck on 4chan making shit up?
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>>699154547

don't jerk off so much. take l-arginine to improve blood flow to your dick. do some cardio fitness to improve stamina.
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>>699154404
I want to join the (US) military but do not want to disclose my medical history. Does the military have any sort of access to my medical records? When asked I plan on just telling them I barely ever went to the doctor.
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>>699154574
I'm a guy.
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>>699154641

Because I'm legit.
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>>699154404
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Have you ever given head to someone
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>>699154988

You need to disclose that shit. If you can't join, sucks for you. Better to be honest about your shit than be a liability.
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>>699155266

No.
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>>699155073
boy pucci or gtfo
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>>699154404
do you ever feel emasculated by the doctors? Or female doctors? Is there any kind of subordination or power thing? thnx
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Ok so for a long time when i was little I had an uncle that would come babysit when my parents weren't home. He would always ask to finger my butthole and being a good little kid I would let him. Eventually he started putting objects up there. This went on for a few years with the largest object being one of those big flashlights that take D batteries. My asshole feels pretty loose now that I'm an adult and sometimes when I fart some shit comes out.

Anyway, is it true I can take 2 aleve instead of six tylenol?
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>>699155471

Plenty of that here already. I'm actually here to help.
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>>699155355
I lied to get ritalin (didnt need, just wanted it, and havent done it in over 3 years). so in pretending to need it I got diagnosed with dumb shit.

i dont think im a liability
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>>699155557

I never do. Some doctors have big egos but in the end you're all working on the same shit and trying to help people. It's really nothing.
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>>699154988
You can get waivers for a lot of things.
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>>699154404
how incestuous is the medical practice, do a lot of doctors marry other doctors or nurses?
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>>699155667
You'll likely need a note from your doctor saying you don't need that prescription anymore and you no longer show evidence of ADHD.
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>>699155599

No one should be taking six tylenol. If you're having chronic pain issues see your doctor.

>>699155667

I honestly think you're in the clear then, I was imagining you had asthma or diabetes or something.
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>>699154404
Who is this in the pic? Dayum.
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>>699155708
For a couple of years now I've been getting these "zits?" On my balls they look like zits but they don't have pus and it hurts to touch or pop them so I don't and unlike zits these don't go away very fast(taking months until a new one re appears) is it herpes?
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>>699155847

Not a lot, no. At my hospital we're usually so busy working our asses of that we don't have time for personal shit. I'm sure it happens, but def not at my hospital.

>>699156060

Kendra Lust
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White dots on the scrotum
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>>699156073
Could be ingrown hairs, could be something else. Get it checked out by a physician to be safe. Stop trying to pop them.
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Ay doc, I've got one joint in my thumb that hurts when I stress it backwards at all. Can't shuffle cards anymore. Been like this for a couple months but seems to be getting better. Do I have the rheumatism?
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>>699154404
I have both internal and external hemorrhoids, is it enough to use suppositories or do i need some ointment too?
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>>699154404
Why doesn't cinnamon cure my diabetes. I read online that it does. And so many people keep posting the same type of story to my Facebook wall. Type one diabetes where you can't make insulin, not type two where you are just a fat fucker.
>pic semi related too type two.
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>>699155740
>>699155870
can you just fucking tell me if the military has access to that shit. they perform all their own tests and can judge for themselves how fit i am

i already took the asvab and got a fucking 86 so i clearly dont have ADD and am in fact in top 5% of intelligence according to the military entrance exam
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>>699154404
I started stretching my foreskin, should i use steroids gel? what brand?
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>>699156244
Usually hair follicles. Any pain/discomfort?
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Is it more like house greys anatomy or scrubs
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Don't you feel like shit when you walk in a patients room and they mistakingly think you are a doctor?
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>>699156341
No, they're just there, but I have them like 3 years ago
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>>699156261
I don't like doctors OP. I haven't seen one in over 14 years. Been self medicating and smoking weed to relieve pain and get my appetite back . I also have a massive "skin growth" on the side of my leg that looks like an extra pair of nuts I want answers doctor man. Don't refer me to another genocide master.
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>>699154404
I have pimples on my dick and balls wat do?
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What kind of nurse, whats your cert in.
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>>699156317
> top 5%
> of entry
Liability af
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>>699155085
forgot the timestamp missy
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>>699156269
Depends on your age

>>699156303
Prep H cream is great, I recommend it

>>699156311
Cinnamon won't cure shit. And yes, Type 2 is usually a result of poor diet/exercise

>>699156317
I imagine they'll request medical records. Not in the military so I don't fully know.
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i have tiny pimple looking things that go from my sac to my shaft. i forgot the name of them, but do they ever go away? i hate the look of them. they look like this pic
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>>699154404
Why should i ask someone pretending to be a nurse on the internet when i have access to free healthcare because i don't live in a 3rd world country ?
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>>699156618
So both Prep H cream and suppositories at the same time?
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>>699156549
i have the same question. do they look like the pic that i have?
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>>699156549
Wash your pustulent warts for fuck sake.
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For OP. What do you do exactly? Are you like a specialized nurse or assistant?
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>>699156317
Don't go swinging that around, it'll make you sound like a cunt. I got a 98 but when people ask what I got, I just tell them I don't want to talk about it.

The military only knows what you tell them. Legal records they can dig up, especially if you're trying to get clearance to work with classified material. What's problematic is if you don't tell them something and they find out you tried to conceal it, that could count as a fraudulent enlistment and they will dishonorably discharge you.

Just do what your recruiter says.
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>>699155085
>nurse in california
You're a dirty spic, aren't you?
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>>699156637
got those too, completely normal man
usually there's a hair growing where one is
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>>699155198
Why do you even bother with this shit? You really think some anonymous retard can will someone to show their tits? Lol dude
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>>699156637
Fordyce Spots (Not OP I just know my dicks)
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>>699156755
I scrub my scrotum good in the shower but they are still there
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>>699156788
Was it you that suggested we use Mexican immigrants to do the thankless job of writing parking tickets and calling them beaner maids a couple months ago?
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>>699154641
>>699155085

because i'm legit
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>>699156323
Stop doing that

>>699156352
Scrubs but less funny shit. House in the manner that people are idiots.

>>699156474
You can self-medicate the symptoms all you want but the reality is that you're not treating the cause

>>699156554
RN BSN

>>699156637
You're fine, see above post

>>699156682
Why are you even posting?

>>699156788
Negatory

>>699156714
If it helps, sure. Try to keep your ass as relaxed as possibly, use comfy cushions in all your chairs too. Try to drink enough water / eat enough fruits/veggies so your bowel movements stay soft as well
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>>699157026
but will the pimple things ever go away?
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>>699157103
Maybe, maybe not. Doesn't matter. Who cares how smooth your balls are anyway?
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>>699157026
Fuck do you mean stop, i cant pull it nigger, people told me to strech it regularly
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>>699156781
This. I always wondered what EXACTLY a nurse does.
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>>699154404
I'm depressed and don't have the energy to improve my life what do I do
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>>699157186
My dog does
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>>699156317
>Top 5%
> Can't figure out a simple question on his own
>Has to ask /b/
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>>699157343
Kys
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>>699157417
ok
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>>699157469
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Does this look like it's healing properly/infected?
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>>699157213
You're more likely to hurt it by stretching it, just leave it alone, no one cares if you have a foreskin or not.

>>699157224
I work on a floor with medical/surgical cases. I assess, admit, provide medication, provide education, and coordinate care between physicians/therapists/case managers/social workers etc.

>>699157343
If you don't want to go to therapy, try to take a walk outside every day, gradually increase the amount of exercise you receive. Call someone different every day just to talk. Masturbate less.
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>>699157375
Google dot net? org? what?
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>>699157680
>Masturbate less.
Serious question, why masturbate less?
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>>699154404
How do I tell the difference between a skin tag & a genital wart?

Got a bump on the base of my peen. I have a skin tag on my arm. Looks just like it but since it's on my peen I'm wondering.
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>>699154404
Is it OK to have a Red Bull before a workout? Mind you, I workout 6 days a week.
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>>699157589
looks like properly infected

regards pussy doctor a.k.a. gynegologinist
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>>699157589
It's not healing properly but it's not infected, go get some stitches from urgent care
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>>699157350
Biggest kek all day
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>>699156317
oh, as an addendum
86 just means you did better than 86% of people who took the test that year. So humble yourself as you remember there's still a good 14% above you.
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>>699154404
how do i get rid of dots on my penis (im sure they are not a disease or anything just the regular dots but i have a lot of them and some bigger)
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>>699154404
I have a few very tiny looking bumps under my penis head
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>>699154404
Why does my cock bend to the right? It didn't use to but over time it's bending more, how do it fix it?
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>>699157680
How does that pay? And are you happy with your job? Do you plan on "moving up"?
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I have a few very tiny looking penis under my bump head
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>>699157733
this and checked
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>>699155085
>because I'm legit
>no timestamp
Kill yourself nigger.
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Can you mix dextrose and dilantin?
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>>699157845
i do as well i hope there is an answer. i have like 2 pairs of them
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>>699155085
Filename....
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Can I take lopressor with a heart rate of 50?
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>>699157842
>>699157845
this, we need the cure!
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>>699154404

Fuck it, why not.

Just started going out with a girl who, in the past, had an IUD break loose and travel into her uterine wall, requiring removal.

So we got down to business a while back, and she had quite a bit of bleeding. Apparently that just happens every now and then for her ever since it was removed. Not pertaining to her menstrual cycle or anything.

Is... Is that a thing? Fixable? Cause for concern?
Figured its basically just an agitation of the prior wound, but idk if thats something that needs immediate attention
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>>699157733
Studies show testosterone gradually increases up to 7 days after orgasm, therefore providing you with more energy. Total NoFap is stupid, but pacing yourself is more beneficial

>>699157782
Skin tags are usually fairly loose, warts are much more firm

>>699157797
Depends on the size of the red bull and how much sugar, but caffeine isn't that bad as a preworkout.

>>699157882
It's because of the way you jerk off

>>699157948
Pays really well here in CA. I'm generally satisfied but I've been doing a lot of night shifts lately which has been getting to me, I prefer days way more. Trying to get a job in the OR during the day full-time atm.

>>699158229
I screenshot all my iPhone pics because you faggots will try to exif data me otherwise

>>699158237
You shouldn't, it'll drop it even lower.
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my dick gets dirty fast and im not sure if i have some sort of a fungal infection. theres a lot of smegma and it smells bad and i have to wash it every day after work

is this normal? not STD btw for obvious reason lmao
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>>699157984
I forgot to add that they're white in color
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>>699158237
That's very low... why would you need lopressor?
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>>699158394
>Red Bull-guy here
It's the standard 8.4 FL OZ cans. I often don't even finish the whole can.
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>have jock itch
>scratch it
>skin becomes darkened
>years of different doctors with no change
>what do?

I'm 100% sure that it's fungal but fucking won't go away. Tea tree oil helped but it just comes back.
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>>699158428
its STD, you most likely catched it swimming in a pool happens all the time
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>>699154547
>>699154642
same here, gonna jack off less
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>>699154404
What is this on my ballsack and how the fuck do i make it go away?
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I'm an EMT and not sure whether to be a Paramedic or nurse. Main reason I'm looking more towards Paramedic is the autonomy but nursing is way more stable.
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>>699154404
What are the average sizes of penises?
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>>699158561
negative, i dont go swimming
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>>699158394
can you make your dick unbend to the right? and how can you make your dick bigger?
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>>699157375
nearly all replies to that question are 5-10 years old, and are from the time they loosened up to meet high recruitment numbers

the military has downsized the last couple years and will look for silly reasons to not enlist you
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>>699154404
If I wear a condom am I pretty much all set or can I can some life ending disease still?
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>>699158394
Is there anyway to bend my dick back to normal?
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>>699154404
What is the treatment for genital warts?

Really though
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>>699158599
Use a hot needle
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>>699157782
>>699158394
I can tug on it, pull on it, it doesn't hurt and I don't even feel it. It sticks out pretty far and it's the same color of my skin.
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>>699157840
bro, i was only trying to show I didnt have ADD. Its the only reason I mentioned it
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why is there sometimes a small bubble on the side of the tip of my penis? Its not always there but sometimes it is and I have no idea what it is...
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>>699158369
If a MD has told her that it's nothing to worry about, then it's not. But if there's more blood than usual then go get it checked out.

>>699158428
You "have" to wash it every day? You should be washing it everyday anyway, especially if you still have a foreskin. Use good soap and clean your dick, just don't scrub too hard. If that doesn't work get it checked out.

>>699158511
Then I'm sure you're fine. If you're concerned about the drink then maybe try caffeine pills or black coffee instead

>>699158646
Depends on the environment you would like to work in. If you really enjoy EMT, be a paramedic. Nursing can get kinda static sometimes.

>>699158761
Idk, try jerking off the other way? Doesn't sound like a big deal. And the only thing that will make your dig bigger is surgery and that doesn't always work out anyway

>>699158885
You can still get things like Herpes or HPV depending on where your skin comes in contact with the vag, condoms aren't 100% in prevent stds but they help the most

>>699158946
See your physician and they're prescribe a regimen of medication to take (if it's treatable)

>>699159092
Probably just a skin tag then

>>699159216
Show pic of said bubble
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>>699158599
Put then in a bucket off ice eventually they will come out
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>>699158511
Wouldn't just seeing if your full of shit ... RN BSN also
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My right lower quadrant and left lower quandrant hurt pretty bad sometimes out of the blue for a few days, maybe a week, then go back to feeling fine. This happens once or twice every 3 or so months. When this happens, I can rub and physically feel little ball like knots where it hurts. Any idea what this could be?
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yellow goo comes out my bellybutton sometimes, it smells like shit. what is that
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>>699159448
On my back, forgot to clarify that
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>mfw OP dodges all "dots on dick" patients
>mfw forever dots on penis
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>>699158646
RN makes way more.. need an associate degree
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>>699159394
>Red Bull-guy here.
Bought some pills today, intend to make the switch by Monday.

>>699159431
oh. alright.
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When I take a shit, sometimes there's blood when I wipe, but not in the stool, so it must be my anus tearing. Is there anything I can do about that, it sucks as I can't do any butt stuff due to pain cause by lube getting into the tear
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>>699159394
I can't it isn't there right now, I think its gone because it hasn't come back in a while, but it was by the tip and it was red with a yellow-ish hue.
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>>699159697

stretch your asshole with a dildo
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>>699159697
Not OP.. but hemorrhoids
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>>699159697
fucking this, expect that ass play shit
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>nurse
>thinks he/she knows shit about medicine

The worst medicine ignorants I've seen are nurses and health workers in general, with their inferiority complex letting them think they know more then medics. And they end up believing in natural remedies and shit like that
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>>699154404
how to multicum?
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>>699159448
Not OP .. diverticulitis. . Get seen by GI before u perf a bowel
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>>699154404
I lost mobility on my pinky for a night a while back, can you explain what happened?
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>>699154404
I have trouble breathing in fully I always have to focus if I want to take a deep breath, sometimes unable to
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>>699159856
I'm only 19, seems unlikely IMO
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I had a really strange pain when i masterbated today, as i bust my nut there was a shooting pain frim my right nut up my right pelvic region up to a little past my belt line.
And it throbbed hard for a bit afterwards
Wtf??
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>>699159448
Lot of causes for back pain, so I can't really say. Any problems pissing when you have those pains?

>>699159450
Wash yourself more, especially your bellybutton. If it keeps happening and there's redness you might have an infection.

>>699159639
The answer's already been posted, it's normal, no one cares

>>699159697
Most likely hemorrhoids. Eat more fruits/veggies, stay hydrated, and reduce alcohol/tobacco intake.

>>699159997
Fuck natural remedies. Sometimes a problem might be just needing more exercise or a diet change but fuck all the naturopathic/acupuncture/chiropractic/crystal healing bullshit

>>699160108
I can't, go see a doctor

>>699160187
It can happen at that age due to genetics, but it's generally not a problem
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>>699159997
Ummm .. medics keep you alive till u see a doc.. nurses are what keep you alive when the doc fucks up ..
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>>699160187
You get hemroids from straining your anus too much, do you push too hard to get the stool out?
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>>699159394
i meant i have to wash it after work because it just feels too uncomfortable, i shower daily too

i used to use regular bar soap but that would make my dick very dry after a couple of days of using it, i guess il try the body wash i use
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>>699160187
Stop sticking your finger up there ..
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>>699160322
but is there a way to treat it? dont care if its normal or not i want to try and get rid of it
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>>699157845
that's probably pearly penile papule. not OP but I have those. They're harmless...
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>>699160332
Meant docs, English is not my mother tongue
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>>699155073
gtfo in that case
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>>699160355
It only happens occasionally, so maybe that's it. But you need to strain sometimes
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I've got a weird blotching that has started on my right lumbar area. It takes up a huge area. I'm white, and it almost looks like a network of thick red lines that interconnect.

No pain at all. Don't how how long its been there, just had my shirt off one day and someone noticed it.

I used to wrestle and thought it might be trauma related, like someone had applied too much pressure to the area.

Any thoughts OP would be greatly appreciated.
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>>699159394
>>699159656
I like working an ambulance going to the next call but nursing will definitely better in the long run. I just feel like I'll miss out on some great experiences from Paramedic.
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>>699160533
Anyway to get rid of them?
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>>699160018
Not my field but maybe look into Tantra and Kegels

>>699160111
Go see a doctor

>>699160235
If it keeps up then go get it checked out, otherwise no worries

>>699160510
What are you referring to

>>699160715
No

>>699160778
Interesting. It doesn't go away? If you start having pain or other abnormalities then get it checked out
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>>699160934
no
and you don't need to, because they don't pose a threat.
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>>699155085
yeah here is mine

>filename


ooopppsss i forgot to erase my name, go fuckyourself, not even a timestamp on that license you think only stupid persons come here_?
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>>699160927
Def depends on the type of nurse you want to be though, you don't wanna end up in a SNF

>>699161199
>that expiration date
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>>699160934
No way to get rid of them afaik but in some cases getting circumcision might get it done. If you're circumcised already then nothing can get rid of them. Try to google it to make sure we're talking about the same thing here...
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>>699160322
Fron
>>699159448

No, generally the only time it ever hurts for me to piss is in the morning, but it's bladder pain. Normally I have to pee 2-3 separate times in the morning to fully relieve my bladder if it's really bad. It all won't come out at once so I have to piss, wait 3-5 minutes then piss again. But that's maybe only once every couple weeks.

I havent been able to correlate the back pain with anything else. It does get very painful to bend when it starts to hurt, though. It just comes out of no where and deters my mobility heavily for a few days then goes away like nothing was wrong. It is recurring though and Idk what to do to help when it happens, except not move, but I cant really do that when I have to go to work, etc..
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>>699161380
>that edit

post timestamp and place the license somewere else

you would not believe ppl i have met, with mental illness playing doctor, when everybody knows a nurse is operative not diagnose, the dr is the one who diagnose not the nurse, even if you are one you are a useless cog in the machinery of making money off ppl.
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>>699161009
no one else will you thank you but i will, thank you for answering these questions, also i used to itch my ass and every time i wipe i see blood but my shit inst bloody and im worried about shit getting into my blood
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I get spots on upper legs and butt a lot, I used to think it was from sitting playing games all day but I work in construction now and they're worse than ever, send help. Sometimes they have a little white head
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>>699154404
hello nurse
i haven't jerked off in my whole like not lying is that dangerous for my health in anyway?
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>>699161822
See picture

>>699161888
hemorrhoids are no biggie, try doing what I mentioned and you should be fine

>>699162082
spots? or zits? you mentioned whiteheads
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How 2 kill myself
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Am i gay
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>>699154404
I would never trust a doctor or nurse who posts on b.
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>>699158519

Dude I had that for a few years. Stopped me hooking up a couple of times. I use a cream for it now, lamisil i think its called has it under control. Don't wanna stop using it coz if it returned I'd be real sad. Also wear cotton boxers and thrown away the briefs.

>>699161009
It tends to come and go. I think on hot or cold days its more pronounced. Some days I've looked at its not been there at all. Skin feels the same as other side of my lower back.

Thanks for the advise. I'll keep an eye on it and yeah if anything changes with it I'll hit up the doc.
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>>699154404
How many security officers and doctors have you fucked?
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>>699162275
please i am desperate
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>>699162275
No.

>>699162371
Can't recommend that, sorry.

>>699162438
Yes. Have fun.

>>699161731
Maybe with the way you're lifting? Are you doing exercises to strengthen your back muscles? Could be due to positioning as well

>>699162547
None
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>>699154404
Sometimes i eat the skin off the bottom of my feet until i bleed, is this normal?
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>>699162835
Please end my suffering
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>>699154404
help pls i jerk off a lot and a part of my hairline started to recede
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>>699162284

little red marks that itch sometimes, most of the time no head but sometimes, a little white head
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>>699162284
lmao

you can give that to your mom now.

why nurse? why not docor? who was really sick in your family? lol poor faggot didnt have money for med school so you just went fucking doctors like anurse lmao
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>>699162835
How difficult was it to get through your nursing program and test? Considering nursing if EMT gets too shitty
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>>699161199
http://bencachadog-rn.tumblr.com/post/40864880156/how-i-found-out-i-passed-my-nclex-rn
hello
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>>699162835
You're so full of shit. Nurses are sluts and they spread their legs so easily. Most hospitals are 90% female and the only """males""" they're subjected to are faggy nurses with inferiority complexes. So they look around and see a fit guy in uniform or a rich guy in charge and get all moist. They're tossed between a wallet and a body. It's like the worst chick flicks combined with all the soap operas they were raised with and conditioned to want to fuck uniforms and wallets, but a distilled version of it.

That's how I know you're not really a nurse.. or at least not a legitimate one.. maybe a CNA at a generic old folk's home.

I, for one, hop on each dick I get a chance, but I have to compete with all the other sluts.
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>>699163272
What is your job you rich fuck
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>>699155198

You know men can be nurses right?
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i am ninteen and suffering from phimosis can i get rid of it by stretching , are there any creams that will help if there are what are they ??
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>>699163658
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I gota ollie,,tiss it & maek it bedter
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>>699163790
Tell me don't hide behind memes
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>>699162906
No, you have an unhealthy habit. Stop doing that.

>>699162970
Go to washington, oregon, or california to have a doctor do it for you then

>>699162989
Literally no correlation between the two, you're getting older, sorry

>>699163204
Might be due to sweating more since you're working more, make sure you shower daily and use a gentle cleanser in those areas

>>699163272
No one has money for med school, and those that do don't pick a profession as depressing as medicine.

>>699163404
School was kinda stressful at first but then it mellowed out. Passed the test the first try, if you pay attention in class you'll do the same.

>>699163644
As one of the "faggy nurses with an inferiority complex", cool story bro. Hope you don't get AIDS from all those dicks.

>>699163749
Dunno of creams. Soaking with warm water might help

>>699163793
Learn to spell.
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I'm 23, if I don't masturbate on a daily basis, I will cum in my toilet when I take a shit.
It doesn't feel good or anything, it just dribbles out and causes me trouble with having to clean the toilet more thoroughly.
I also have a hard time feeling "done" after shitting, even while sitting for 15 minutes.

Is my prostate swollen or what the fuck is going on? This has been going on for months now.
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>>699164141
Why do you hate dicks? Were you raped as a nigger child with a weird shaped nigger face + body?
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>>699163970
He can barely make cohesive sentences. I'm going to guess he's a student in middle school

He came inside to take a break from the lemonade stand
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>>699163970
not that anon. just amused by your level of butthurt, even though i can relate.
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>>699164141
oh, you're a dude? The irony.. sorry I hurt your poor little feelings. Maybe the desk girl will give you a chance.. she thinks your 50k salary is impressive and she's got mouths to feed.
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>>699164276
Do you like it
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>>699164470
No I fucking don't. There's no orgasming.
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>>699154404
Im going to have my dick cut in a few days because I suffer from phimosis. Any advice?
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>>699164141
>Catalog
I'm only 18 lol but its weird cuz its in just one spot but i had alopecia in the past and apparently it comes back every now and then is that true pls
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>>699164406
TELL ME NOW
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>>699154404
Honest question, how bad is working mostly with women ?
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OP really thank you for relieving a little of my stress love you
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>>699164639
There is no ejaculation without orgasm, but you can orgasm without ejaculation.
You should probably see a doctor.
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>>699164276
very likely it is swollen or infected. Simple antiobiotics can fix. go to dr or urgent care.
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>>699154404
Would you ever fuck a patient if he asks you ?
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doctor there is a 6 inch bulge in my pants and only you can fix it.

what do?
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>>699164276
Haven't heard of the cum thing before, so I'm not sure on that. Fun fact, no one feels like they're "done" after shitting, just try to relax your muscles, wipe, and get on with your day

>>699164379
Obviously

>>699164408
You mean my 80k salary? And the desk girl is weird af, I like my tinder sluts more

>>699164470
Yes and no. The only things I don't like about it are working nights and staffing bullshit (usually not enough staff but they send us patient after patient)

>>699164647
Do everything your doctor told you to do before the procedure, you'll be fine

>>699164799
It's not bad, mostly a bunch of older filipina women who always bring awesome food. Very little drama on my unit thankfully

>>699165049
No

>>699165097
I'll go get some scissors
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Fellow RN here. Workin tonight so I should be sleeping. Anyway... Keep up the good work op.
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>>699165242
I hate you nigger fucking black prostate nigger fuck
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>>699165242
>scissors
yeah i might need to trim it up for you. it's like the forbidden forest down there rn
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>>699165242
I <3 you
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>>699154404
What is the most effective way to numb a toe without fucking up blood flow in some way?
I am removing my ingrown toenail on my left big toe in less than a week. I already removed my ingrown nail on my left big toe, but I still have one left on my left toe that I didn't fully get last time. Getting underneath the tissue hurts more this time around because the nail is sharp, this is because of the fact that I already tried to cut it.

I am thinking about using an ice cube to relieve pain, hydrogen peroxide to clean it out (alcohol stings too much and makes it harder to be precise) and drinking some coffee before hand to make my hand more steady.
I am also going to be taking one Aspirin before I do the procedure, and using tweezers to lift the ingrown nail out from the tissue. I have surgical scissors to cut the nail, but I need both hands, which the coffee helps to stabilize.
Is using the ice cube most effective to numb it or is there another more effective way?
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How do i kill aliens without wasting it
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>>699165436
if you numb your foot in ice before hand and use rubber band to cut off the blood flow, in theory, it should be painless. not the ms. doctor nure lady/trap disguised as femanon
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>>699165242
80k? Must be regional. You live in a high cost area. Either that or you work all the hours you can get. Nurses range from $20-35/hr. Don't pretend you make more. The ones that make more are administration or practitioners. Don't lie to me boy!

>I like my tinder sluts more
And they like you more because they don't get to see you in a public setting.. it might put them off with how socially awkward and inept you are.
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>>699164276
>Haven't heard of the cum thing before, so I'm not sure on that. Fun fact, no one feels like they're "done" after shitting, just try to relax your muscles, wipe, and get on with your day

Thanks, I guess. Gonna go visit the doctor soon-ish. Cumming while shitting is actually not as cool as it sounds, especially because it gives zero pleasure.
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I have a red rash on my groin under my balls. It feels rough textured and has been there for years.

It doesn't spread or feel itchy but it just stays there.

I used to never wash but have improved my personal hygiene over the last two years and now shower regularly and keep the area clean. I thought that would make it go away but it just stays.

I don't want to break out my underwhelming dick in front of a doctor if there's some way of getting rid of it myself.

Please help me out with this, I have no chance of ever teabagging my GF with this unsightly rash.
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>>699165242
Lucky you. I used to work in a place with a vast majority of women, that was good for me, as a man, but I could see the hate waves between the women.
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I am due for a MRI brain scan in 2 weeks is it really like you see on tv or is my idiot friend right and i will have to have an anesthetic ?
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Dude I really need your help.
I feelike shit the whole day and have this ringing in the ears , when my kids are yelling it's all distorted or when it's a high pitched voice it's distorted.
No hearing problems , just feeling sick and having that with my ears. Any idea?
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>>699165294
Same man, thankfully I'm off til wednesday after tonight

>>699165370
Sorry bby

>>699165412
<3

>>699165436
Coffee stabilizes? Always makes me shaky. Do whatever you did last time if it worked. It's hard to completely numb something without the proper medication (for example, lidocaine)

>>699165632
Go to the border, I'm sure they'll have a job for you

>>699165780
45/hr actually. Kaiser doesn't fuck around

>>699166015
Maybe it's chafing (however you spell that)? Try looser-fitting clothing/underwear and see if that helps

>>699166192
Most def, the most drama is between the charge nurses and the house supervisors

>>699166267
You're basically just laying down for up to half an hour with machine sounds in your ears, it's not so bad. If you get claustrophobic you need to tell them though.

>>699166399
Maybe an ear infection, having fevers?
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>>699166563
respond to this
>>699164732

>>699164732
>>699164732
>>699164732
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>>699158394
Proves you're a /fit/ reading internet broscientist.
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>>699166563
Why are nurses such terrible people?
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>>699166563
No fever no infection.
Felt like shit for past 3 days from sudden weather change.
I took a shower and then went outside , it's colder then it was these past few days. Can a bit of wind fuck up your ears?
How do I clean them inside?
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>>699154404
I stretched too much once, like sitting and bending to one side and to front, and I felt a pain on my ribcage. Now the bottom right of my ribcage hurts when I lie. Not too much, just annoys me until it goes away after a minute. What happened? Any ideas what to do?
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>>699166662
Yes, it happens. Sorry bud.

>>699166757
The only thing I look at from /fit/ are the new years comics, everything else can go away

>>699166788
Because our job can be depressing as fuck sometimes

>>699166834
Never heard of wind fucking up your ears, so probably not. Use a q-tip to swab the inside in a circular motion, not a twisting motion. Been listening to a lot of loud music lately or wearing headphones often?

>>699166964
Probably pulled a muscle, just rest and ice if necessary
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>>699154404
if I hadon't my genital warts frozen off and I fuck the same girl that gave them to me am I immune?
>>
What the fuck does a nurse know about medicine? You wipe asses for a living.

Might as well as a member of the Geek Squad to program something.
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>>699166563
How can I improve my sexual desire?
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>>699166563
I always pull my three on the weekends. I'm the only weekend warrior on the unit haha. I liked Kaiser. Did rotations through harbor city tele unit a cpl years ago. Great place :)
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>>699154404
Why does my peepee come out yellow?
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>>699154988
They don't have access, if all you're worried about is ADD then you're fine.
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>>699167256
>>699166964
Thanks a lot anon
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>>699167256
Never headphones, rarely listen to anyusic, let alone loud.
The only thing I did was apply some tropical cream behind the ear cus it smelled like shit there. Could that fuck it up? It contains those corto steroids
>>
>>699154404
Ever Fuck one of the patients?
>>
5 years ago I masturbated like a furious wolverine for over 3 hours. When I finally came there was a sharp pain and I ejaculated blood. Since that day I've lost all motivation in life, no sex drive, no concern for personal hygiene and extreme depression. Don't leave my room anymore. Any ideas?
>>
>>699156311
ETHAN IS THAT YOU?
>>
>>699167263
No, freezing them off didn't cure them

>>699167275
Oh, idk, it's only what I do most days of the week

>>699167330
I work every other weekend usually. Nice dude

>>699167597
Interesting. Why would you put on a steroid cream because of smell though? Wash behind your ears more

>>699167656
No

>>699167708
I imagine you've ejaculated at some point in those past five years, and if there hasn't been blood then you're fine. Go to disneyland and enjoy some fresh air
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>>699154547
Not that anon, but thanks for not being a Dick. A-EMT here.
How do I bag cute nurses?
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>>699154404
How long does it take for an anus to return back to its normal tightness after anal sex?
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>>699167975
I was it daily, shit smells for some reason, my whole life.
Thought if I put some anti fungal cream it will go away, and it did. I did it for 2 days only , so I don't think it should be that.
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>>699168295
Take them someplace with alcohol, nurses like that

>>699168404
Should be within hours. Make sure you're using plenty of lube

>>699168477
Your whole life? And you never consulted a physician? Get on it
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>>699168726
>Should be within hours. Make sure you're using plenty of lube
I had a bit of a hard time in jail and there wasn't much lube available. Been out 2 weeks now and still feel I'm not as tight as i used to be. Any chance this will still get better over time, even though it's already been more than 2 weeks?
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>>699154404
Should I stop masturbating?
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>>699168726
Most ppl have a cheesy smell behind their ears. That's about normal, see online now many ppl have thay. I am just thinking what causes sound distortion effect in the ears besides the loud music. Never had injuries, no problem with hearing, if anything I hear as twice as good as anyone I know
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>>699168726
Minimal effort doe. How do I go about asking them?
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>>699155198
>I'm a nurse
>I'm obviously a woman
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>>699154404
You know the rules anon, tits or GTFO!
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Whats the best medication for pill esophagitis and how bad of a form of it do I have if I'm in day 5 and I have a constant burn in my chest and intense pain when eating or drinking?
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>>699168477
Sounds like schistosomiasis. Been to the beach ever? You need to see a doctor as soon as possible. That shit can go necrotic at any time. Want to lose a limb?
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>>699154404
Something in my arm keeps pulsing, I can see it thru my shirt right now. What could it be?
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>>699154404
When its penis inspection day where you work?.
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I recently fucked an African American trap. Now I'm getting caposi sarcomas everywhere. What gives?
>>
>>699169463
>will never kiss a girl let alone maul her face with mine and smell her potentially cheesy ear stink

Why live?
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>>699170080
Sounds like sarcoidosis. Get to a doctor asap, and get on interferon. It will save your life, anon!
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>>699170147
Mostly friday nights. Occasionally also on Saturday night too.
>>
I just had a circumcision this morning and I am having problems peeing. Is this an emergency>?
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>>699170551
Describe the trouble peeing.
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>>699154404
OMFS resident here, I personally consider anesthesiology nurses pretty fucking invaluable. I'm just there to remove, cut, drill and plate things. They know all that is necessary to actually keep the patients from dying on me. And they have the worst humour (likely /b tards I tell you, but am not sure) Right after induction the anesthesiologist just fucks off to browse tabloids.
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>>699170165
enjoy it
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>>699154404
Be honest...is a dick too small
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>>699167975
>>699167263
PhD student on HPV here, the nurse speaks the truth. Removing warts does fuck all to cure the infection completely. Most often time does , though but it takes a year or two.
>>
>>699154641
Sorry to dissapoint but nurses arent the same as doctors fam
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>>699154404
Is there a way to cure chlamydia without going to a doctor?
>>
do you wear mono chromatic shirts or do you get wacky ones with like fucking milkshakes and pizza on them like my SO
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>>699167975
I sometimes wake up temporary blind in one of my eyes with an 'imprint' of sorts of my iris, kinda like the ones you get when closing your eyes after they're exposed to a bright light. Blindness lasts between 20 seconds to a minute. Am I putting too much pressure on my eye when I sleep or something?
>>
When i piss it sometimes lookslike some semen comes out.
>>
have some wihte texture that won't come off the head of my benis, im uncut what do
>>
>>699154404
how does speed let you become sober when you are drunk af
>>
>>699154404
I am 17 and my nose is always so full that I can't breathe and that's like this for 2 years now I have a nose spray when I use it I can breathe for like 3 hours and than it Starts to fill itsepf up again with an Incredible Speed what is that
>>
Near constant dull pain on left side, sometimes to my left hand. Not near heart, but closers to side. Sometimes odd pain near heart when jerk ingredients off. Am I fucked?
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>>699175803
heart attack

get an ecg
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>>699176733
Done. Ekg normal. Also, physical activity does not exacerbate pain.
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>>699154404
im about to have sex with a very ugly girl tonight and i want to reduce my chances of getting her pregnant to virtually 0.
Will I be ok if i use a condom all the time and also pull out?

yes, i have OCD
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